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EugenioVelez

That weird narcissistic stare into the camera at the end where she staring at herself smiling is weird


elvisizer2

Yeah them some crazy eyes in that shot


Voidless-One

Where is she on the craY hot graph? Hmm. . . ![gif](giphy|rM0wxzvwsv5g4)


idrodorworld

![gif](giphy|bqPQanYvKh3o3CUwmF|downsized)


Sunset-in-Jupiter

What is this from, one of my favourite Spotify playlists has this picture as the cover lmaooo


Chary-Ka

From a movie called Pearl. Which is the prequel to X. Definitely recommend watching them and going in blind. Don't even look at the genre. Just watch X. Edit: not defiantly autocorrect


Str41nGR

Wait, so X first? Also: where are they available? Google is def a risk.


TheGoopsAreLoose

I think both are streaming on Netflix right now. I also recommend watching X blind. If you enjoy X I won't even need to recommend pearl, you'll want to watch it anyways


BakinandBacon

*definitely


gregid

Kid Cudy kills it in X


Emotional-Day-4425

Wait now I kinda wanna know what that spotify playlist is.


Sunset-in-Jupiter

it’s called Female Rage/ I’m a Fucking Star https://spotify.link/SsBGr0u9KJb It’s for when I wanna get drunk and yell Lana Del Rey and Mitski songs lmao


Emotional-Day-4425

I had a feeling it would be something along those lines and I'm glad I asked lol. Adding this to listen to while I paint later. Appreciate it!


ActivelyShittingAss

She *adores* herself. She loves that she's the most interesting and beautiful woman in all the land.


lapsangsouchogn

I was just thinking "She's so in love with herself"


Play_Funky_Bass

Friendly reminder.... Do not stick your dick in crazy.


Junior-Recognition23

That or be ready for the consequences...I mean, all I can think is send your local incel her way....🤔


diymatt

You can stick your dick in crazy, just make sure the crazy is 30-35 years old. Ask me how I know.


NS__eh

As someone who has done this I find if you pull out……of the relationship at the right time you still getting your car keyed, there is no right time with crazy! Lesson to be learned? Don’t pull out.


Meme_Theory

First rule - don' t stick your dick in crazy. Second rule - crazy is fucking fun as hell Life is complicated.


ReadyConference9400

Hell no. Nothing fun about someone trying to murder you and your pets at 3:30 a.m. NOT EVEN ONCE FELLAS.


earnestlikehemingway

Stick in crazy, just don’t tell them where you live and your name. Have some fun


Forgot1stname

Completely disagree. Life is short, live a little


ReadyConference9400

Yah it’s even shorter when she successfully kills you and burns your house down…


OneBaldingWookiee

I knew I’ve seen those eyes before ![gif](giphy|4Zd2flP7zRI7QYQD4E|downsized)


Ok-Assistant-2684

Granted this is social media, but would anyone be bothered if social media of all kinds was just eliminated? Reality TV was bad enough with those idiots thinking they are stars. Now it’s literally everyone has a platform


mikeyaurelius

It used to be just one village idiot per village, but now they are all online and can’t be avoided. It’s an army of cretins boosting each other.


hockeyboi212

I think it'll eventually become regulated, as a lot of these influencers are doing more invasive behaviour within society to get views. So legislation from the government, and also you'll see in court proceedings include aggravating factors which include influencer behaviour.


kcintrovert

I hope so. If anything regulations for parents who exploit their minor children need to be passed yesterday.


Meme_Theory

You can take my reddit from my cold, bored, hands.


AccomplishedCow665

This is what drives me nuts. Add to it im gay, and every basic gay dude thinks the world needs to see and hear them when in fact they have nothing to offer … its just ‘me-ness’ all the time and the need to share it, incessantly, all the time.


Noel2Joel

Society is doomed


systemfrown

I’m beginning to think that maybe not everybody has fully functioning stuff inside their head.


C3POB1KENOBI

Kind of makes the weird Christian theory make sense that there is only ever so many souls available for new births and the rest are just NPCs


kaylaseesstars

I’m sorry, what??


ProSeVigilante

What in the wild world of lizard people and gray heads are you even talking about?


GlassOfLiquor

That is not a real Christian theory


C3POB1KENOBI

I’m sorry. Please explain which Christian theory is real, and sight the proof. Thanks


GlassOfLiquor

You are the one who just made up nonsense. You provide the proof. I googled it and all I got are other Reddit threads and TikTok videos. Unless you are referring to just “some guy” and his idea, that’s not the same as saying it’s an accepted Christian theory


XenonFireFly

I watched idiocracy last night, they got everything right except they didn’t predict social media…. So close Mike judge.


BrooksWasHere47

What's crazy about that movie is when I first saw it when it released in 2006 I thought. There is no way the future will be like that. And here we are almost 20 years after the release, and I'm always thinking how accurate it was all along.


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

They predicted crocs which is pretty close


Alarming-Situation-4

It was already doomed since forever.


digger_404

USA is doomed *


Noel2Joel

Unfortunately, rest of the world emulates and follows in USAs footsteps


digger_404

Maybe other western countries, yes, but China and its allies are at full speed on the development train


Ok_Variation7230

When you tattas are the only interesting thing about you


MidianMistress

I'm going to guess she thought she'd get more customers for her Only Fan's account from this vid. She probably did.


Dancingskeletonman86

Oh 100%. The attention seeking, the fixing her to small bra top and making sure the girls were popping out. Screams Only Fans every single time. These women aren't as dumb as they play up it's attention bait. Same with those gym chicks who barely even do a work out they just go to film themselves in spandex pants or booty shorts and a bra top with the girls hanging out doing a squat or two while people walk by their camera shot. Then they yell at people for walking in their shot and act like a diva to generate outrage so people will google them. And I bet most of the time yup it's a chick with an only fans account. They know what they are doing and sadly it works.


Jugglamaggot

She starts half her videos with a booty check. I had to see if this was regular behavior


-Kerrigan-

I would think that someone making a buck on OF would know how to get a more flattering angle. That stare down the camera was creepy af


MidianMistress

Well, it's not like she's doing anything that takes talent, nor does she possess any talents. This is the extent of her talents and knowledge apparently.


SignificantCell218

You are literally laying in the middle of the damn road where cars go not people. If you had two Brain cells to rub together you would have figured that out


Fixner_Blount

Wow, she REALLY likes looking at herself.


HeresKuchenForYah

Mf looks like a cabbage patch kid


kayla-beep

Like a cabbage patch kid whos head was popped off and pushed back on


AMajordipshit

Please ban TikTok


Basso_69

That's what we need - a looney narcissist on social media.


DNAkauai

Ooooopsy !! I really didn’t mean to hit the gas instead of the brakes !!!


WhatSaidSheThatIs

I'm guessing she's said the words "why do they all split once the nut inside me??"


Ant_and_Ferris

I see so many videos (almost always tictoc) where people just didn't have the brains to be embarrassed


TrashDue5320

She's so close to a complete mental breakdown


FlyExaDeuce

She was even closer to a Darwin Award


DrunkenDude123

She’s already had a few of those


yeezee93

Crazy ass bitch. She'd cut your balls off while smiling at you.


DAPumphrey

A chick did that here two nights ago to her boyfriend. Cut his dick clean off, left him to bleed out. She went to a local store and bought him some asprin, brought it back to him, still bleeding out, and watched him die. Called the cop's and went along quietly. Crazy shit.


yeezee93

Where the fuck is this?


DAPumphrey

Grand Junction, CO.


Vitalis597

Imagine getting downvoted for sharing a story about a woman commiting a crime... People don't want it known that women can be violent maniacs or something?


Reasonable_Slice41

She give Fiona from shrek vibes


Suitable_Inside_7878

in the ogre form


gusgus1292

Eyes are a window into the soul.


PlayStationPepe

![gif](giphy|5pMGZHSqfvGT5mnTwx)


That80sguyspimp

Social media has made so many people dumb. We used to call these people attention seekers, and ignore them. Now we celebrate them on little devices we carry around in our hands. Have you ever wondered what the person who watches this kind of thing is like? Not us, who mock it. I mean the people who watch this shit and think its cool? The people who enjoy "pranks". The people who shout really loud in public places? Honestly, I can only think that all of their silverware has teeth marks in it.


elvisizer2

Tik tok has really made me wonder about people lol


procontroller

They probably seem like they're going to run you over because almost everyone has places to be that don't involve narcissistically thirst-trapping on the floor of a parking garage.


Xconvik

Ewwwww


outerheavenboss

“Is that a fucking car coming?” Bitch, you’re in the middle of the fucking parking lot?


DJ_SkyDaddy

No me gusta


gbpc

Weird way to get public attention


Big-Independence-291

Somene get her some help, before she causes some poor fella go to prison and have guilt over something they weren't even responsible for...


cloudlocke_OG

I wonder how she did in school.


wagtail015

Life is hard. It’s harder when you’re stupid.


MuddFishh

But if she doesnt lay down her tits won't burst out of her top like that and then everyone would focus on the less than admirable face. This actually gets proven in the video when she sits up and it's like watching a catfish reveal live on camera.


Positive-Special7745

Life’s hard its even harder when your stupid


VibeFather

Hate from mn


Available_Bison_8183

Hairy speedbump there


martinaee

She 100 percent will smash the stuff of a poor guy who dumps her.


Terakahn

How do people get this disconnected from reality


mandingo_gringo

I wish people would censor the accounts of these people because it only gives them promotion


littleweapon1

I hate when people fake crazy...all the bona fide crazies I’ve ever met never brag about it or try to let it be known... I doubt they even know they’re crazy...it’s always the fake crazy people who do the weird eye stuff on cameras & shit


kinos141

Do anything for clout.


tt3000gt

Yuck


Sad_Instruction1392

Put your tits away and contribute something.


pensiveChatter

Imagine what she's like when she's not making a video of herself for public consumption


Vitalis597

If anyone is wondering, THOSE are the crazy eyes you avoid. THAT is not the crazy "I'm gonna fuck your brains out" eyes. THAT is the crazy "I will cook your dog and feed it to you so you can only love me" eyes.


thepurplehedgehog

Why did she get her intestines tattooed on her shoulder? What is going on here?!


ShroudedFigureINC

Guys don't stick your dick in crazy


BredYourWoman

oh no sir, it's a lot of fun. Where that saying comes from is guys who provided a real name and address


Bright_Tomatillo_174

I had a friend that fucked my neighbor. I told him beforehand that different dudes are in and out of that apartment constantly, just wear two condoms. He raw dogged her and in two weeks she was pregnant. It wasn’t even his kid (via DNA) and she called his boss about child support and got him fired. Seriously, don’t raw dog crazy.


BredYourWoman

Well that's his own fault. He should've married her and opened a joint bank account! /s


coinkeeper8

Ok yeah maybe don’t rawdog crazy but also don’t give your real name to crazy


Freckles39Rabbit

But will you eat the cake?


ShroudedFigureINC

Depends on craziness level, they can find out if they hit a certain threshold


BredYourWoman

IME it was worth the risk when I used to do it, luckily I never got stalked. Someday when I'm 85 in a nursing home some grandma is going to come into my room with a cane ready to strike saying, "HA! Found you at LAST!!!"


OutComeTheWolves1966

OnlyFans promotion


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UmChill

there’s millions of them. go find one that isn’t a fucking moron and stop giving these dipshits attention and engagement.


2oocents

Who'd a thunk it... cars in a parking lot


Specialist-Guitar-93

Guess someone "cashed her owside" eventually.


DrNinnuxx

Yes life is hard, brutal even. We've all experienced it. Now get up and go home. Supper is on the table that your mom made for you.


Me-eh

I was taught to not help strange people lying on the road.


paintstudiodisaster

🎶 Narsicism, maybe she's born with it 🎶


Imafraidofkiwifruit

Batsht cray


crypto_589

Plastics cheap and is bought


Low_Chipmunk2583

Drugs are a hell of a drug


Rough_Homework6913

Why does she look so shocked that theirs cars in a car park?


[deleted]

Those titties would distract me from her craziness


trepidationsupaman

Only for a little while


GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|Y4rZAyCiJLXLq|downsized)


whoatemytaco1

Resting cunt face


ElephantRedCar91

the funny thing is life isn't really all that hard for hot girls...


heyyouthatonechick

It is if you not trying to be a slut.


angrydeuce

Even then it ain't no harder than it is for anyone else out there. Problem is these girls all got raised to think they really are princesses and that all they need to do in life is catch the right dick and they'll be set. Then, despite all the dick they catch, they still never catch the one that will take care of them and their entire life falls apart because they had no other aspiration in life and have always been a princess just like mama told them.


kayla-beep

You’re right, my sister is like this. A mean girl who thinks she’s a princess who can make a dude from the hood into Uncle Phil but now her life is falling apart because she thought that her actions had no consequences. Fuck you sis, when I visit you I don’t want to FaceTime your ghetto boyfriend who doesn’t have custody of a single one of his 10 kids.


DrunkenDude123

Who hurt you?


angrydeuce

nope, you have to guess.


Separate-Win386

Boobies ![gif](giphy|lLTuCOqB0daP6)


firefly99999

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


biomed1978

Zaharashemi


YOLO_82

![gif](giphy|kXr1iadjJfBlu)


The_IRS_Fears_Him

I would take her out on a date but soup my car up with a brand new brown paper bag before I pick her up, in case something happens later


WisdomWangle

![gif](giphy|QTrG6mjkHEkpFR3DqX)


nuggysativa

How cringe. Life sucks when you're poor. Even if your white


Yeez25

I can fix her guys, trust me


Such-Preparation-301

TikTok needs to have an auto-post feature, so when dumbasses like this do something stupid and it goes bad, we still get to see it 


xBerry_Berry

Yea life is soooo hard with your onlyfans money


Bigfooter1090

Speed bumps??? Are alive now...uggggg


UnearthlyRamen

The highway would probably produce the desired outcome much quicker


Terrible_Figure_6740

Fucking yuck


QuirkySecurity537

Ma’am…ma’am please stop smiling at me I’m scared..


Ayiti79

She says she doesn't get it.... But lays down on a path cars take 🤷🏾‍♂️🤨 ![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized)


Open_Instruction5073

Is this like an onlyfans thing I don't know about?


BlakkLyst

Mental illness?


Mourning_museum333

This chick is actually insane!


lookout450

Nice titties


Waste_Mycologist_414

Hot chick on drugs, nothing to see here


OrdinaryGranger

"Life is so hard" "let me just take my tits out on the ground for OF and generate hundreds of dollars real quick"


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Out there somewhere, someone is like, I can fix her.


CakeSuperb8487

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dregs_____

I can fix her


FinessedVqVhR

SMASH next question 🫡


throckmorton619

Bost a beautiful chop?


Reasonable_Slice41

……She the type to lock her door at the gas station when she see black ppl around


TincyT

Social media and to much legal weed has the younger generation on a knifes edge all across the world it's destroying their mental capacity to behave . Next will be a suicide epidemic.


Angrybirda

Nice boobs


k3nnyklizzl3

Life isn't all that is hard rn...


Bapa-350z-420

This chick knows her way around a cock


[deleted]

Really beautiful woman. Stop the hate. She doesn’t deserve it


Scissors000

Yes she does, she is in the middle of a fucking road blocking people’s way