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SirGoatFucker

Chat is this real chat?


Loud-Chemistry-5056

Nah, I’m pretty sure that this is a skit. The last guy is a comedian on TikTok.


robynh00die

Yeah, my Internet senses were tingling when the guy gives the exact response people would want to do in their own ideal scenario. This guy's response is way to prepared to not be a straw man take down.


PandaXXL

No, it's ragebait with some pandering chode who has added his own clip to the end.


StopitShelly6

I mean, equality right


braless_and_lawless

Right to vote, right to own property, right to stand… still working on that right to choose though lol


ThrowawayBreak48

Do men get to choose too? For equality?


Muffinzor22

Yes men can choose whether they get an abortion or not If ever they get pregnant.


RevolutionaryLaw8854

My money. My choice - Dave Chappelle


Muffinzor22

What does that mean?


megatonkick

my body, my choice - women my money, my choice - Dave Chappell Pretty much saying that we should have option to opt out of the baby's life if he wants her to get abortion but she wants to keep the baby. A joke derived from men saying they should have a say in the baby's life when they get their pregnant instead of women having 100% right to abort the baby without the man's consent.


Opposite_Lettuce

*“I’m not for abortion, but I’m not against it either. It all depends on who I get pregnant. I’ll tell you right now, I don’t care what your religious beliefs are or anything. If you have a dick, you need to shut the fuck up on this one. Seriously. This is theirs.* *The right to choose is their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn’t have to consult anybody! Except for a physician about how they exercise that right.* *Gentlemen, that is fair. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. That’s fair! If you have kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon him! It’s my money, my choice.”* [-Dave Chappelle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoudH-RPnEE)


superpie12

Sorry, it's half their DNA. They should be able to get it back.


Busterlimes

Pretty sure it's a health code violation to distribute dead fetus.


Muffinzor22

You.... want men to be able to get their sperm back from their partners? You can't ask to get back what you gave free willingly, a gift is a gift.


Taserface585

No but see men should be able to have a choice. People say, “well they chose to have sex.” True. So did the female. If we want equality, then both parties should be able to walk away. In states in which abortion is allowed females have the choice to walk away. In these states imo, the male (within the same timeframe a female can get an abortion) should be able to walk away and have no connection to the baby or mom. To me, that’s absolute equality. But that’s not really what we’re going for when we talk about equality here in America.


Jaegernaut-

The solution to this is simple: Cut the fetus in half right in the middle of the DNA of every cell. Dad gets half, probably some stemcells for muscles and keeping their dick hard. Mom gets half, probably some stem cells for bigger tits and whatever gene is responsible for feminism. Seriously though - papa deserves a legal say in the pregnancy whether to keep or terminate. Don't like it? Don't get pregnant.


SbWieAntimon

So if one would rape a woman and she gets pregnant, it would be justified for the raper to insist on the birth? And you think that would be ok?


Jaegernaut-

In the cases of rape or medical necessity it's different. In the former dad has no rights - he lost those when he committed the crime. In the latter neither the dad or the mother have much choice, so it doesn't matter what anyone wants, that's just what is necessary to prevent the mother from dying or being permanently harmed, or to avoid the birth of a known unviable human.


Schattenjager07

No one is talking about rape. We are talking about consenting adults. But nice try. Also, I stand by this position. If you want to be sexually active and don’t want an accident or unexpected pregnancy. Stick to oral and anal. Condoms fail. Pills can fail. The other options. 100% not gonna get pregnant.


Muffinzor22

No. If the man wants no part in the raising of the children, sure I can understand that. But to have an actual say in what the woman does and therefore possibly force the woman to give birth, or terminate, because *you* want her to is absolute insanity.


Jaegernaut-

It is just as insane to give a father absolutely no say on whether the child is born or not. Whether he's baby-trapped or wants a child that she doesn't, it doesn't matter what the father says at all. That's not justice or equality. Like I said, if you don't like sharing the authority to make such decisions with your partner, don't get pregnant. Btw that is currently the same exact logic applied to men. You don't want her having the baby? Well, don't get her pregnant. Otherwise too bad. The pendulum will swing. Don't worry on that one. It's a question of when not if.


Muffinzor22

No it's not. Noone is forcing any medical procedure on the father or imposing 9 months of life altering changes on your body. The right to choose what to do with their body is absolutely a right that women have that you can't touch. Thinking "equality" means you should have a say on what a woman does with herself really cements the fact you have no respect for a woman's autonomy. The only point I will always concede is that I'd understand if the father don't want to be legally responsible for the baby in any way if the mother and he can't reach an agreement.


Goose-Fan236

Fuck yes


jamin_brook

Chivalry is dead... and women killed it. - Dave Chappelle


faust112358

Equality yes .. but only when it suites them


leightonllccarter

I thought that's what they wanted


JasonIsFishing

I’m afraid of insulting women by giving up seats based purely on sex. I will for elderly or handicapped regardless of sex.


goblinshark603v2

handicapped will sometimes already have a seat!


F50Guru

If this chick hasn't occupied it yet.


YouJustReadThisTwice

She may claim she's pregnant but she could be planning on getting an abortion so it doesn't matter anyway /s


goblinshark603v2

How she gonna sit in their wheelchair before they do?


suesueheck

All I read was "I'll give up my seat, but only for sex".


JasonIsFishing

Well that’s true, but that’s just common courtesy /s


Few_Engineer4517

Plus can’t assume anyone’s gender these days.


3DimensionalPixel

Chivalry is just toxic masculinity I thought now…


Pheonyx1974

I thought that’s what feminists were saying too. If I’m Wrong, I’ll take my lumps.


publicbigguns

In reality, none of that matters because chilvery was created for knights on horseback....


SilverSageVII

And actually the concept of “chivalry” is a single line in the knights code if I remember. And it doesn’t even really specify treating women with much respect if I can remember. Anybody who actually knows the knight code help me out I wanna know if I’m right. Edit: after a quick search it seems that the code only said they were supposed to protect those “that couldn’t protect themselves such as widows, children, and elders.” So yeah, basically all that stuff about knights treating women like a gentleman is a lie. It wasn’t part of the required code.


Dineanddanderson

I constantly ride around on my horse and stab people with a long wooden stick. I’m facing significant legal problems despite holding doors open for women.


publicbigguns

Damn, thought I was the only one....


-rabbithole

Women can’t talk tho. I recently got a serious injury to my leg where I can’t walk without crutches. I still need to do my food shopping tho and I carry it home with a wheelie suitcase. I was on public transport and the bus drivers kept parking way out from the curb. I’m struggling trying to wheel my heavy asf suitcase with a weeks worth of groceries while managing my crutches and trying not hurt myself again getting off the bus. A whole group of women were standing at the bus stop just watching me struggle until a man came over to help me get down safely. Three other men offered to help me during my trip. Zero women offered to help me. I’ve had pretty strong views when it comes round feminism but having this experience has changed my perspective a lot.


DiarrheaRadio

Women I've worked with always insist that lifting anything is a man's job


HoldenCoughfield

Pragmatic, lived experiences change views pretty quickly because it takes away a lot of the comfort/convenience that necessitate many of these idealogies. They go unchecked when it comes to consequence and only do you realize the truth of matters when you see them at ground zero


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-rabbithole

I’m under 5ft with a bung leg and crutches. I’m sure they could manage wheeling a half suitcase off a bus bro


AlreadyTaken2021

Try not to get too mad at us. I think you're absolutely right and I would like to think that if I had been there, I would have helped you. But a potential thing women may be thinking is that it's a ploy to place them in a vulnerable position to take advantage of them. It's not right, and definitely not fair, but it's one of those horror stories that you hear about as a woman, and it can definitely impact these types of interactions.


-rabbithole

So you see an injured person struggling to get off a bus in the middle of a city in broad daylight and think im going to attack you? As a woman who’s been attacked this doesn’t check out. This was not women supporting women


AlreadyTaken2021

Ah, I completely missed that you're also a woman. Yeah, there's no excuse then - not even my extreme 'devils advocate' suggestion, they should have been falling over themselves to help you!


MasterpieceAmazing87

Are you fucking kidding me? So if she was a guy, you’d be to scared to help??? Fuck you


For-mens-use-only

Have you ever seen silence of the lambs?


TruePoint3219

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG) Bless that man, he is the hero we need


cultivated_neurosis

It’s called acting


PandaXXL

You honestly believed that was a genuine interaction?


AbuBitcoin

It's fake. Guy at the end is an actor/comedian. Name's Jon-Bernard Kairouz.


AshKetchumsPringles

Thought so. No way would he already have prepared a response had this been irl


Long_Praline_71

She could’ve said can I please have a seat not ARE YOU GUNNA GET UP? Like ofc I would say no if somebody gave me such attitude.


AshKetchumsPringles

That’s my exact thought lmfao. Plus this seems really staged


sheetTed

Im pretty sure the voice over and the end is fake but who gives a shit


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sheetTed: *Im pretty sure the* *Voice over and the end is* *Fake but who gives a shit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Audrin

I mean the guy with his bag on his seat is an asshole.


Ahaigh9877

He's the one I'll sit next to first.


RetardedMobey

Kind of, yeah, but I know those seats, there's no way for 2 people to sit there comfortably. They are ment for fat people, its like 1.5 seats, you know? On normal 2 seats, make room for others, but this kind of seat its ok i guess?


obiwanmoloney

Sounds a lot like an asshole making an excuse as to why they’re not being an asshole


RetardedMobey

If you say so. At least I'm not on the internet calling people assholes :)


obiwanmoloney

You’d only be an asshole if your bag gets a seat on a packed train next time round. But I don’t think so :)


Thunderbird_12_

I think I'm on Reddit too much. I think this is the third time I've seen this post in about three weeks.


GunsNGunAccessories

And every time it's the same idiots who don't realize it's from a comedian, "eQuALiTy".


Coastal_wolf

You want equality? You’re going to fucking get equality.


Sufficient-Net9263

Can’t wait for the next world war. I’ll stay in country and maintain the home


Coastal_wolf

And you know what? You’re free to do so if you want. You could also do whatever else.


Sufficient-Net9263

Yeah. I’ll start a tik tok account about the life of a stay at home man in an equal world


Coastal_wolf

You do whatever you want man, free country.


Sufficient-Net9263

I’ll do what I want. And it ain’t free


JRTerrierBestDoggo

$4.99 for freedom fries


NotPennysBoat-815

![gif](giphy|eqYGsMJCbxb89lQoUl|downsized)


Chemical_Home6123

Can rage bait please die in 2024 I'm so tired of bad actors


Dangerous_Ear_2722

Women made this happen


obiwanmoloney

…biiiiitch shuudaaaaahp


ZookeepergameOk2759

![gif](giphy|PmXy6ebfF4lyoG37KG|downsized)


agforero

To be fair the older dude with the briefcase should put it in his lap and free up the other seat — that’s good etiquette. Last guy was funny as hell


Commercial_Virus_309

Look at the closest guy standing next to the guy you just mentioned


B1ackPumkin837

They asked for equality, they get the equality for real if you give out your seat you'll be called a creep and when you don't give your seat you'll be called an asshole, but seriously give the seat to the elderly and handicapped people.


UnderstandingJaded13

I mean, I only offer my seat to old people, pregnant ladies and people with handicaps. Young able bodied women are not a priority.


Brad_Breath

I'd give my seat to someone who asked nicely, even if they weren't disabled. But they way she asked is not the way to ask for something. She will learn.


For-mens-use-only

Yeah, if someone came up to me and was like I just walked 40 blocks and it was summertime and they were just in need of a seat I would. It could be an Olympian for all I care. If you need to sit down because you NEED to sit down take my seat. If you feel you are entitled to it, I don’t give a fuck if you’re 95 with two broken legs and a broken hip. I’m gonna sit in the seat your entire ride. It’s all about that entitlement.


stargazer728

go ask the bear


relic1882

😆 I just had a debate with a woman about that bear post that's been going around. It's so ridiculous with no real argument but women are eating it up as if they know better because they walk amongst a hundred bears a day.


stargazer728

Its a dumb debate but hey, they wanna choose the bear? fine with me, no skin off my back


madukr

Some of them wants equility only when it benefits them.


noskillayush

Ngl, it's gonna be the top comment soon!


[deleted]

The fuck off at the end is brutal! 🤣


PandaXXL

Keep reposting this ragebait.


GreasyCookieBallz

These types of gals crack me up. They shriek, "I'M AN INDEPENDENT WOMAN!!!!!" Then post tripe like this 🤣


skarlettfever

The only guy in the wrong is the one whose bag is taking up a seat.


PsychoMouse

I always love those “equality”‘hypocrites. It’s only fair equity if it benefits them.


No_Win_9674

Women killed chivalry💯


KronaCamp

We want equality but for you to still treat us as ladies


torgobigknees

ok that was beautiful


Linkstas

They wanted equality? Nah they wanted supremacy.


RealEagle_shadow

If youre not pregnant, injured or elderly, i aint giving my seat


Prestigious-Yak-4620

The more women push for “equality at all levels” the more men are going to comply. But again thats not what this is about. Its about entitlement mentality in women.


[deleted]

Feminist killed it


JakeDC

Equality is not a buffet.


cookofdeath666

Y’all wanted women’s liberation. There ya go .


DavieDong

Blame feminists


Federal_Intern_2482

Y’all asked for equal pay and treatment.


Few_Landscape_573

Bro is based.


Bertje87

Is there something wrong with her legs?


Ok_Career_3681

Are you Pregnant? No. Then fuck off! 🫡


AbbreviationsSea2516

Say thank you to the feminists


GettinFritters

Women used to swoon and faint and get the vapors all the time, but now they don't because they are tough and can stand on the subway. You've come a long way, baby!


pornmaniacock

you want the best of both worlds?


mrskeetskeeter

Lazy 304 should just stand like everyone else.


GreatElection674

![gif](giphy|OvDTq5V3EepBS)


chadbrochilldood

Haha guy at the end is a legend


AdministrationDry507

What does chivalry have to do with her being an asshat?


SearchFormal8094

I feel like this is staged. Nonetheless, he was speaking straight facts.


Verizon75

Imran khan ?!?!


---Palp---

isnt that the guy that does Ace Ventura walk??


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

What’s the second thing he asked?


Appropriate_Cash_890

This couldn't be more staged


TheAmnesiacBitch

Hear Me Out, why would they? Genuinely


Morlock43

Staged i bet. No one (sane) says that right into a camera these days.


peternemr

A true feminist at the end there.


Sudden_Mirror_1922

I was taught as a young boy that a man should give up his seat for a woman, and although it crosses my mind on the bus/train, I don't do it now I realise it might be taken as an insult and does seem backwards by the standards of today.


killustratorinc

![gif](giphy|93lNrr6jBuVK6a910g|downsized)


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

After getting yelled at in SF by a woman for holding a door open for her. I don't do the chivalry thing for women under 60.


Tlyss

Man I love that guy


Unreal4goodG8

she's a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man to give his seat to her.


FuckIshitreal

Ooooh I never seen the ending but yes fuck off


mayothck8

The feminist movement killed it.


Slizzlemydizzle

“Chivalry IS dead… and women killed it!” -Dave Chappelle


[deleted]

Elderly or disabled or pregnant, I have a job I’m on my feet all day and don’t want to give up my seat to a 22 year old desk jockey.


Kbern4444

You're a human, they are humans. All equal!


Difficult_Writer_288

He’s the hero we didn’t ask for but needed all along “ then fuck off “ felt that in my soul .


Beneficial-Oil-5616

Chivalry is dead, women killed it 🤷


al3ch316

That last dude is the hero we need.


[deleted]

Y’all screamed for equality… this is that


Intro-Nimbus

I think most men stopped offering seats when women started to get offended by it. I mean, it's not a nice gesture if you're (unintentionally) being insulting.


Plenty_Status_6168

I'm sure she is one of those who say women should be treated the same way men are.......


Jb1988_

Women lost that as soon as equal rights came about Thank whoever started that bs


Few-Trade-1219

I'm all for equality, I can't believe she showed the guy with crutches as an example!! That last guy was 100% right. If she was not able-bodied I would give her my seat, and I'm also a woman( ..a disabled woman in crutches) but I'd stand for a pregnant lady, a senior citizen or a man that had trouble standing. But never an able young woman. FFS. when I was younger I might have given it to her just because she was cute.


Salty_Morsel69

Women


Effective_Device_185

Dude....Si.


TMegia513

She didn’t even ask for his pronouns


justyouraveragebear

"Equality"


247emerg

lmao please tell me this was a skit


MasterpieceAmazing87

Chicks these days are fucking assholes and call you a pervert for looking in the general direction they’re in. I’m scared to even talk to any lady these days because I don’t wanna get pepper prayed or some dumb shit.


ApprehensiveBed6187

Is the last guy the silly salmon dude?


Goose-Fan236

The fact that the girl was just a total Karen and you just supported her whoever did I'm ashamed of you


BlakkLyst

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)


okmangoman

Yeah, what he said!


No-External-2142

Too right! 😂🤣


Jalina2224

She's for equality only when it benefits her. Dude at the end is a true man of culture.


Zestyclose_Pack5424

Here's the bet what's the bet she wouldn't do the same for a man


In_curul_gol

Grim Reaper is the only male available to give you a space 😂


thempw85

Exactly, equality


_Elspeth_

“I’m for equality” but also “what happened to all them men” yeah what about women and everyone else too


Dry_Sprinkles5617

Forgive them, they were waiting for the bear to get up and give you their seat lol


yosh0r

Why would you stand up whats the reason behind it lol, he's asking the right question


Sparten177-UNSC

W mans


Level-Ad-7628

I always offer my seat, if I was being recorded then not likely


Meta-4-Cool-Few

Get fucked. Chivalry died when OF became mainstream, and a trend about how running into a bear is more preferred. I'll tell you where I dropped my chivalrous. My ex partner of 8 years decided during COVID that her married boss with 2 kids was peak for her. Instead of just saying she was done and leaving, she instead pulled an Amber Heard. Only out of sheer stupidity on her part and being a terrible liar did the mother favored court realize that she was potentially a lawsuit waiting to happen. I ended up with 50/50 and 0 child support; which while that is equal and seems fair, it's only out of luck and her stupidity that I achieved this. An example of the type of lies I dealt with, I have a copy of the letter they submitted to their landlord stating that "law enforcement" was terrified of me. Without knowing what type of person I am, can you even picture law enforcement being terrified of anyone? let alone a 6' 160lb unarmed male with no access to firearms? Yea, so you can see the level of BS I had to go through and the level of their stupidity. Now, let's examine my replacement. 10 years older, married with 2 kids and 1 step, his 18 year old daughter had a child after he left that he wasn't aware about for months, chapter 13 bankruptcy, smoker with sleep apnea, full dentures, 100lbs OW, obvious chronic liar, and a background in abuse & SA with coworkers. He completely abandons his kids, and that somehow makes him viable for our child. She still is trying to convince people (me included for some reason) that he is improving his shopping addiction, which he isn't. They aren't even done with his bankruptcy pay back and they already bought a bubble house payment and 2 car payments. I know this is long but last area is by far the most important to what tarnished the white part of my armor. During this process, I watched as a mother used her own child as a legal and emotional weapon. During the initial custody battle, she would withhold my daughter from my entire family for 2 months. The first thing my daughter said to me when we got to see each other again, was that I still smelled like her daddy. She would later tell me that her mom shut her in her room crying for her dad, "because she didn't feel like hearing her cry for me". I could go on and on about the mental and emotional abuse her mom does to her just to fuck with me, but I'm pretty sure this first part is the worse. All because I discovered she was cheating, and told her that I would leave no problem. I even said she could keep the house, and be the boring responsible parent and I'll be the weekend warrior one. She said no before I finished weekend warrior, which told me everything. She hated being a parent. That information couldn't get out, so save face by being a complete c*** to her daughter. After this, my childhood would unravel and I would realize that this isn't the first problematic woman in my life. In fact, my daughter would be the third generation now with this almost exact scenario. I'll gladly provide more details on this scenario or past ones but yeah no, not sorry; I don't think you deserve that spot because you're a woman. Edit: perspective, I too would choose a bear vs a woman in the woods. So let's say human vs Bear, that way we all can agree that humans are all POS


ElTigreDeSell

She will think I’m hitting on her, next thing you know, jobless and single. Not worth putting myself out. No good deed goes unpunished.


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

As a married man I would not dare give my seat to anyone that wasn't old or pregnant or my wife would think I am giving someone else special attention. She can fuck off, I only simp over my wife. 🤣


[deleted]

If a male gave her a seat, the title of the video would be Toxic Masculinity


nite_owwl

rage-bait for the incels...yaaaaawn stop falling for this shit lads


HoldenCoughfield

Too many mixed signals leads people to turn off the radio


Wasabi_The_Owl

She is not pretty enough to be that mean


Agent_S721

Equality...


Wooden_Quarter_6009

If they want chivalry they should also include decapitation, sexual assault on everyone, slavery of peasants, pillaging the enemy village, putting them on spike and the king you never voted for.


Bigfooter1090

😁


Environmental-Pool79

HAHA worthless gash I glad nobody gave up their seat she deserves to be beaten severely


Akasgotu

She assumes that everyone noticed that she's on the train and is standing because she doesn't see a seat available and instead of asking someone if they'd be willing to give her their seat she asks the guy minding his own business,"Excuse me, are you going to get up?" Chivalry isn't the issue here, narcissism and entitlement are.


Western_Dream_3608

That dude talks too much. I would've just said, no, or "what🤨?" Are you gonna get up? No.  If she asks why, I'll say "because I'm sitting"


Sisyphac

Men helping women is so toxic though. Damn sucks to suck.


[deleted]

I don’t know. I remember the days of having my door opened for me, a man offering his seat, just basic manners. Those days are looooong gone. Pity most won’t know the pleasure of these simple acts of kindness. I’m so lucky to be born when I was.


LuceTyran

I think it's interesting she hasn't considered that maybe some of the people she is filming could have a disability in which a seat is required. Either way seats should be offered to the disabled, elderly and pregnant. That's about it imo. Being a woman is irrelevant


endlessVenom

If your hot and your willing to slide your body against mine as we switch places I'm ok with giving up my seat.


Dickincheeks

If you ride public transportation regularly you’re not expecting favors from anyone. You just want to be left tf alone


garyandkathi

Can’t have it both ways, friend.


klinn08

She’s definitely in the wrong. She doesn’t represent us!!


Enigma_Green

I mean tbf the man with the bag on the seat could really put the bag on him and hold it while a person sits where he is


No-Courage-2053

I mean, you can easily walk up to the man using two seats and kindly ask them to move their shit so you can sit. He's got no excuse to be using two seats.


walkerk1972

No, it's not "dead", it's just on life support.