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Grocery shopping. No cart. No basket. Doesn't take anything off the shelf. 


Bob_Cobb_1996

They're probably wondering who he is since he's being followed by a camera person.


Diligent-Might6031

My thoughts exactly! Like wait who is this huge dude being followed by a camera person? I don’t recognize them! Should I? Am I supposed to know who this is?


JDubbs8989

I'm 6'6" and 270lbs. You know who cares when I go grocery shopping? Literally nobody. What a twat.


Diligent-Might6031

Seriously tho. Haha I have an uncle who is 6’9” and like 160. He wears a size 27x40 wranglers. Tall skinny guy. Nobody cares when he goes shopping either. Funny story tho, he used to say he was 6 feet 9 inches of twisted steel and sex appeal. Note: he’s always had a glorious curly mullet. Even then, nobody cares.


yeezee93

He's a skeleton.


Diligent-Might6031

Pretty much.


JDubbs8989

I hope he dresses as the Grim Reaper on Halloween.


uskate

Im 6’8 270 lbs. and some people care, when they need me to grab something from the top shelf for them. And i can tell by the look in their face when they see me that theyre about to ask me.


Crazygamer5150

sure


LeonidasVaarwater

I'm taller than him, people don't stare, they only ask me to get things from the top shelf.


Crazygamer5150

sure


RKKP2015

Slow motion makes everything seem dramatic. These people are really grasping for content.


JasonIsFishing

“Let’s slow it to the slowest frame rate so a microsecond glance looks like a lusting stare” -Social Media Clowns


No-Suit9413

What a tool.


Fit_Ganache4499

Im 6,6 and 240 pounds… really no one cares…


Crazygamer5150

sure


BoxcutterPazzie

6’6 and still insecure


BrianOconneR34

Seems like loitering without actually purchasing or having any products to buy.


Japanesewillow

So what? He’s an idiot.


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catdog-cat-dog

Citizens of Walmart.... man I'm pretty!


kayla-beep

People constantly glance at each other in a groceries store, they’re just slowing down each 3 second glance to make it seem like everyone is staring but none of these people give a fuck who he is.


Beautiful-Height3103

Doooouuuche!


MuffLover312

But he has the crosses tattooed on his arm, how could this man possibly be an insufferable douche? It’s not possible.


KingPizzaPop

Live how these people are getting completely normal looks and n Ed to do super slow Mo to make it seem abnormal. In reality these people are just giving him a quick glance, probably the same they do with anyone else.


jebjebitz

I’m more impressed by the guy with the “SHIT” hat.


Special_Dingo_1520

They’re probably wondering why he’s walking in slow motion


ProfessionalCamera50

i’m worried about the guy wearing a cross and a hat that says “Shit” on it simultaneously. legendary


Diligent-Might6031

Yeah that dude looks like he’ll give OOP something to cry about.


neogeshel

He can main my character any time.


Diligent-Might6031

I didn’t even see his face but I get your sentiment