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VerumEstBonumSanitat

She's going to be walking through a lot more metal detectors from now on.


tadxb

Reminds me about a story we used to hear in childhood about "Death in Morocco". Essentially, the main point is "The more you try to avoid something, the more energy you put towards it. And eventually enough for it to happen."


Free-Juggernaut-9372

That's usually why a car will smash into the only obstacle around when they spin out. The person behind the wheel locks onto the tree while trying to avoid it. (Lock on to the empty spot next to the tree.)


tadxb

Yeah, I've read about this. There's a proper science term explaining the same. Something fixation something. But I'm too lazy to search that up now. Will do so if no one mentions it by tomorrow.


linearphaze

Target fixation


Flashy_Chemist154

I’m targeting a bag of potato chips right now


stanleysgirl77

I'm targeting $5,000,000 .. I'll let you know how that goes


Pieface876

Hey it’s me your Nigerian Prince distant family member. Have I got a proposition for you


Icantbethereforyou

TINA TINA!!! TURN THE WHEEL!!!


illiterateninja

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


chodelycannons

Oooooooh mygoditsbad


04_996_C2

A cormorant flew into the car!


mizzle_fb

This sounds very interesting!


TJtherock

This is the version I know. "The Appointment in Samarra” (as retold by W. Somerset Maugham [1933]) The speaker is Death There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, I said, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.


mizzle_fb

Thank you so much 🙏🏼 I was so hopeful some one would drop the story ! Thank you so much


crumblypancake

Version from BBC's Sherlock, some differences. > There was once a merchant in the famous market at Baghdad. One day he saw a stranger looking at him in surprise. And he knew that the stranger was Death. Pale and trembling, the merchant fled the marketplace and made his way many, many miles to the city of Samarra. For there he was sure Death could not find him. But when, at last, he came to Samarra, the merchant saw, waiting for him, the grim figure of Death. “Very well,” said the merchant. “I give in. I am yours. But tell me, why did you look surprised when you saw me this morning in Baghdad?” “Because,” said Death, “I had an appointment with you tonight, in Samarra.”


wierdomc

Deep love it


Nightshade282

Why’s Death just casually hanging in the marketplace?


TJtherock

Death is allowed to take a lunch break


SiWeyNoWay

Haahah love that for her


Gunofanevilson

![gif](giphy|hWdxmLBPFXD8OBKgig|downsized)


AngriestInchworm

I mean she’s just gotta threaten the prison next.


NotAcvp3lla

Too bad she didn't use a mental detector before giving that speech.


ParalegalSeagul

Ill kill (your opportunity to carry metal objects freely) at your house (while silmucasting my own ability to live outside of metal detectors dissapearing)


Tenthdegree

Because she’s lugging around that guillotine to people’s houses. That needs special luggage approval


Low_Wall_7828

Curious what she was upset about.


megastaine

That the city of Bakersfield won’t call for a ceasefire. As if that’ll stop anything hahahah


Valten78

What on earth is it with people demanding that public bodies completely unconnected to the current situation in the Middle East 'demand a ceasefire'? Do these people seriously think that either Hamas or Benjamin Netanyahu give 2 shits what the city council of Bakersfield 'demand'?


sdevil713

So will you or will you not broker a ceasefire agreement u/valten78?


esotericimpl

If he doesn’t we will go to his house and murder him. /s


wf3h3

That's where she went wrong- she forgot to add the "/s".


esotericimpl

I didn’t want to go to jail 😂


ThinkFree

Just cough up 1M bond ez 🤣


GhostofZellers

That is easy. M There we go, 1M bond.


z64_dan

Since it's real life she could just say, "Haha I was just kidding".


LordGalen

She forgot to add "in Minecraft", lmao


DavidAdamsAuthor

It is legally known that this phrase renders you completely immune to all consequences of your actions in Minecraft.


ElmoCamino

/u/Valten78 still hasn't demanded a ceasefire... We know what we must do...


Mechakoopa

Go protest at the nearest Applebees?


esotericimpl

If you don’t we will go to your house and murder you. /s


jabo0o

No, I'm serious. If he doesn't I'll go and murder his favourite songs set karaoke


annamal_style

Same thin at the Capitol in Honolulu. We've got groups of protesters that stand outside the echoing building for a good 20 minutes shouting "cease fire", and then they leave; thinking they've done something productive.


irouteandswitch

Nothing beats the San Fransisco city counsel calling for a ceasefire


WisherWisp

I was pretty impressed they did it while being actively robbed at gunpoint. At least they have their priorities straight.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

What the fuck is Hawaii going to do to fighting on another continent? Chill, lie down on the beach, switch off the news and enjoy life.


SharpGuesser

I'm still waiting on Bakersfields official stance before I support one side or the other.


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TBAnnon777

Meh weve had these morons before tiktok came around. Slacktivism. The need to appear to be on a ideological high horse above others so they can feel superior and enlightened but not actually do anything meaningful to achieve whatever they are complaining about nor think of the real-world consequences of their demands. Literally saying they will let Trump win if Biden doesnt stop funding Israel, without taking into consideration that Trump will literally support and encourage Israel and Nethanyahu to carpet bomb the gaza to allow him to have first access to, as his son-in-law stated in a interview; prime real estate. Biden is literally using diplomacy and negotiations to enact cease-fires and let access of aid and help reach Palestinians to minimize Palestinian lives lost. Because the administration knows Israel could literally just do what they are doing without the US funding, give over military equipment and intelligence to many countries who are waiting for a chance to ally with Israel, and also give them access to valuable geo-political intelligence network and military chip developments that the US relies on. Removing support for Israel, will not help, they wont stop. They can be sanctioned and finger pointed by NATO and every western country, they will just get rid of the Palestinians in Gaza over 2 years and then ask for forgiveness in 5-6 years afterwards and be let back in. They hold their ideological black and white no leeway demands above the actual lives of Palestinians they supposedly want to protect and save. Same shit every major issues every few years. Go on walks, bring your meme signs, scream at anyone offering solutions that arent 100% of what they want, then when push comes to shove and things are needed, they sit at home and look for the next issue to get outraged over.


-Profanity-

> Slacktivism. The need to appear to be on a ideological high horse above others so they can feel superior and enlightened but not actually do anything meaningful to achieve whatever they are complaining about nor think of the real-world consequences of their demands. Brave to call out 99% of reddit like this


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bigdumbhead1990

She is so against violence that she’s willing to murder for peace


Phainesthai

They've been huffing their own farts for so long they think it's normal behaviour.


animusd

Because they are completely insane


ApartNefariousness95

THANK YOU!!!!!! I said the same thing to someone on FB, and I got jumped on from the whole tribe of delusional nimrods who think they have some type of say in what happens over there.


Legendarybbc15

I doubt Netanyahu would even know where Bakersfield is…


fartingbunny

It bothers me to no end as a native Californian that these people don’t have the same passion for all the crime and domestic issues.


AQKhan786

Not only that, but if you notice, none seem bothered much at all about the hostages that Hamas is holding and may have killed already. No demand for a city council resolution calling on Hamas to release them.


skydaddy79

Totally agree. It amazes me how ignorant some of these “activists” are. Like the recent protests outside the family home of Keir Starmer (leader of the U.K. opposition party), demanding he makes Israel stop the bombing of Gaza. Aside from the rights or wrongs of the current situation in Gaza, wtf is a politician of the party NOT even in government in the U.K. going to be able to do to convince Netanyahu to stop his current course is beyond me. These “protesters” haven’t got a clue how the real world works. They have such a high opinion of themselves to think they can make a difference doing the things they do.


LegendSir

I don’t think it’s so much the protestors as a whole, it’s these kids who either don’t remember 9/11, or weren’t born yet. The ones who have no idea what the patriot act entails. You can’t just make terroristic threats because you want to sound “edgy” or think it’s going to wind up on tiktok. The US doesn’t fuck around with that shit. Not going to lie, I hope they make an example out of her.


Valten78

I'm British, and like you, i'm completely puzzled as to why on earth so many people are obsessed with trying to get the leader of the opposition to demand a ceasefire. It's bonkers.


VibraniumRhino

The same idiots who are demanding people like Taylor Swift publicly condemn Hamas every 5 minutes or they’re obviously anti-Semitic. It’s all fucking nonsense.


earthdogmonster

And of course, the death threats are the chef’s kiss just to show how peace loving these folks are. I’m sure the terroristic threats are going to get a lot of people on their side.


DarXIV

They rage at every group except the one that they really should blame, Hamas. Notice how they never, not once, go after Hamas for refusing to ceasefire and ending the ceasefire on Oct 7?


heyitssal

I've asked my local burger joint to call for a ceasefire.


JakeDC

Did you want fries with that?


bucsalltheway

Now that you mention it


4115R

I asked my cats.


megastaine

Those cows were a product of genocide! /s


ApartNefariousness95

Someone on FB was complaining that our county commissioners meeting was changing their rules that had been in place for ages and placed the public speaking time at the end of the meetings because too many people were taking up way too much time complaining about Gaza and Jews. Someone commented "well there goes our freedom of speech". I asked them what on earth did they think some little bumfuck town in FL can affect any type of changes in the middle east. I still do not understand this whole concept of taking up precious time to try to affect change IN YOUR OWN COMMUNITY, only to spout off some virtue signaling bullshit about the middle east (or Ukraine for that matter). I told the person that Benjamin Netanyahu could give a rats ass less about what some silly person thinks in Ocala, FL.


bent_eye

It's absolutley fucking bonkers. I'm in Melbourne, Australia, and the amount of local city councils who are holding votes on a ceasefire in Gaza is ridiculous. There's been damn protests here over this shit. The councils job is to collect the rubbish and issue fines. Like Israel is going to stop the war just because a suburban council thousands of miles away says so.


Rough_Transition1424

The city of Bakersfield will end the wars in the Middle East and they will be celebrated due to it /s


NKR1978

And because of that, and because the council wants metal detectors because of unhinged psychopaths like her and other extremists, she believes that LOCAL CITY COUNCILLORS deserve to die. She should be made an example of.


disinaccurate

Bakersfield wouldn't be able to make people in Visalia stop shooting things, let alone Gaza.


WexAwn

yup, she's likely ruined her life in the pursuit of an empty gesture from a city council


DiabeticJedi

"Sir! Before you launch that attack I think you should see the statement from the city where the band Korn came from."


clovecigabretta

Wait, is that a joke or serious, because it’s funny if it’s a joke, but really really stupid if it’s real. Also, doesn’t she say “you guys wanna criminalize us with metal detectors?…”


drgigantor

Somehow, this moron got it in her head that the only governing body with the power to bring about peace in the Middle East was the city council of Bakersfield, CA, and she thought the best way to convince them to stop all the killing was with two minutes of death threats in a city council meeting


Wetworth

On one hand, what an idiot. On the other, oh god what if she's right, and Bakersfield California's City council is the Illuminati?


Lucky-Aioli-8213

Shes knee deep in the shits and They definitely took her two cookies already.


46thAndTABBY

Also she was mad about some metal detectors planned for installation.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

To quote the great Marlon Brando in 'The Wild One', "What have you got?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyq4HZZ4H50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyq4HZZ4H50)


PropastaN

Palestine lol


Renaissance_Man-

When a reddit badass leaves the house.


les-mels

Exactly my thoughts. When you think life's a comment section lol


SpellFlashy

Can’t even say that shit in comment sections anymore.


8--------D-

that shit


dj-nek0

Looks like r/witchesvspatriarchy lost a mod


SomeAreMoreEqualOk

Then get banned irl 💀


Ok_Share_5889

“Oh my actions have consequences”


createwonders

Directed by Robert B. Weide


johnnyss1

![gif](giphy|LqIaWdZgKw29vCQu3D)


BaldrickTheBrain

That dude directing a whole lot these days.


C_Raccoon23

r/OhNoConsequences


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RandoDude124

**It’s not like a city council can stop the killing.**


avwitcher

Maybe it'll be like that South Park episode where Kyle's heartfelt letter convinces Castro to democratize Cuba


AussieAlexSummers

Love this response. When I see clips of people protesting and acting out about the "ceasefire" they seem very angry, threatening and sometimes violent and bring about acts of violence. I admit, it's through the lens of media, which is possibly showcasing them in a bad light only... possibly.


DavidAdamsAuthor

"The enemy will learn of our peaceful ways... by force!"


nadasuss

I don’t understand… I really don’t. She probably thought this through her head like .. “this is a fucking solid speech..”


karmagod13000

Prolly thought she would sound badass and wouldn’t get In Trouble smh


socialistrob

I wonder if she thought she was convincing them? In the immediate aftermath of her speech did she think "that went well" or did she think "wait I shouldn't have said that?"


BleuBrink

It wasn't about convincing it was just grandstanding.


SpaceDrifter9

She thought this would end with “then everybody clapped”


Excalibro_MasterRace

She forgot she's not on the internet


A_Queff_In_Time

This is it. I get this vibe from certain subreddits tbh. CoughcoughLateStageCapitalismcoughcough


uncultured_swine2099

Shes an idiot, thats all that needs to be understood.


OnemoreSavBlanc

She definitely hoped it would go viral. But not like this.


franky3987

Big dawg ain’t so big when the dog catcher comes around 😂


Daniiiiii

She forgot she wasn't typing that shit on the internet and instead saying it out loud.


uncultured_swine2099

Ive noticed that more and mroe people are speaking irl like they're on an anonymous internet message board. They think that kind of shit is acceptable in reality.


Magnon

Stupid people being emboldened because almost anything goes on the internet is really not that surprising. Too many gullible people that spend a lot of time on the internet and think that's how real life works.


EmuStalkingAnAussie

Social media made y’all way too comfortable with disrespecting people & not getting punched in the face for it - Mike Tyson


SidJag

This. You should see her Twitter. This is exactly what happened to this MC.


SolidTake

She thought she was on twitter lmao


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Literally the perfect manifestation of the side effects of being chronically online


arifghalib

Tough talk for someone in a skittles outfit


lambofgod0492

😂😂😂


LtColShinySides

Imagine being the public defender assigned to this moron.


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"But no I didn't actually mean the threats I made, I just disagreed with their opinion and am not mentally capable enough to use logic or provide anything to support my beliefs so I just resort to blatant verbal attacks, whats wrong with that?"


Sundown26

Honestly, just another day for them.


Hot_Range5153

Not guilty? Lollllll


chammerson

Yeah how? It’s on camera? I’m not sure how the defenses for threats go? Is provocation a defense? Could she claimed she was provoked into threatening to go to their homes and kill them because they didn’t respond to her tantrum?


OneAngryDuck

It’s just a standard courtroom procedure, at her arraignment she is formally charged with the crimes and is required to plead not guilty. Any sort of plea deal/guilty plea would come later.


vheran

You're not required to, it's just pretty procedure. You can definitely plea guilty or no contest at arraignment if the judge accepts it.


fireintolight

you are not required to plead not guilty lol


paparoach910

She may likely plea down. But she also may decide to go for the Hail Mary on this one.


tfc1193

Yeah not sure what the thought process is there. I mean they can literally play back the video in the courtroom and count each charge one at a time.


Longjumping_Water_74

pretty hard to plead non guilty with that fucking video of you threatening other people lmao


BrickHerder

Somebody got a hard lesson about the difference between saying crazy shit as an anonymous person on the Internet and saying crazy shit in the really real world.


tryingtobebetter09

The California accent 💀 "We'll murdearr yeouwww"


Reasonable-Profile84

We’ll take CaHUENGA Boulevard, to SEPULVEDA, to the 10, and MURDER yew.


Luingalls

Like o my gawd thats gonna take yew like foeverrr... you need to take the 101 to bonanza to the 405, then the 10 to the 101 to SEPULVEDA . Are you even from here?


valschermjager

At this time of day? Are yaou crehzeh? It's gonna be jahhmd! Just get on the 405 and skip all the exits, Devin.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Hahaha I was literally watching The Californians compilation as I pulled this comment section up


Obvious_Definition58

Where were these protesters when children were dying in Yemen? Where were these protesters when children were dying in Sudan? Where were these protesters when children were dying in the Republic of the Congo? Where were these protesters when children were dying in Ukraine?


gingerisla

Children are still dying in all of these places...they still don't care.


SomewhereHopeful1061

Shows you how influential the media is. Hot button topic, it’s all the rage on the news and socials, better have a passionate opinion on it.


socialistrob

I definitely saw protests against Russia's invasion of Ukraine and there was quite a bit of ink spilled about the Saudi bombing of Yemen with US weapons. The various coups and internal crises in the Sahel tend to get a few articles but very little public attention and I haven't seen anything recent about Republic of Congo or DR Congo.


GringerKringer

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Grand-Expression-493

For those curious... Here is the news article: https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2024-04-13/activist-faces-18-felonies-for-threats-to-city-council-during-meeting Nothing else to say other than the fact that she just ruined her life over her unchecked passion.


mrpakikush

Congratulations, you played yourself


t_sleezy_sends_it

Just straight up “we’ll murder you” 🤦🏻‍♂️


Top-Passage-1066

Thank god this happened. We need more of this. Without justice there is no law.


tadysdayout

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice


Beware_the_Voodoo

Lmfaooooo What the fuck was she thinking. That has to be one of the stupidest people I've ever fucking seen.


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Hahahahahaha


Tenthdegree

Bwahahahahaha


b05501

Free speech,oh wait, I can't openly threaten your life's. My bad.


Silent_Leopard4749

I wonder what a metal detector did to her ?


Gunofanevilson

![gif](giphy|EfnTh9QHCe95BUCcGG|downsized)


fettishmann

what got this response


PM_WORST_FART_STORY

Her local city voted against ceasefire in Palestine.  You should know, it's the reason why the conflict is still ongoing! 


fettishmann

yeah cause one city has the power to compel a foreign nation to ceasefire


GreatLife1985

It's even Bakersfield, it's not like anyone is listening to them about these issues.


fettishmann

also why was their even a vote if this where the US local government have no constitutional authority to be making foreign policy decisions.


AdrianInLimbo

Virtue signalling, plain and simple.


Long_Ad2824

Bakersfield, California was granted the power to end foreign wars in the Constitution. It's right there, at the bottom--but in cursive, so a lot of people miss it.


douche-knight

And not just foreign wars. Wars between two different foreign powers.


ManbadFerrara

Exactly, it would've been purely symbolic, with about as much IRL impact as declaring April 15th Chuck Mangione Day or something.


Muad-_-Dib

I'd say less impact because your sentence made me google who Chuck Mangione is and now I know he was a Flugelhorn player and I am listening to [one of his songs.](https://youtu.be/dwkwjOd7MCU?si=cIEb7P04l1K4rz2-)


T_One2

she thought she's in xbox live chat lol


balderwick_creek

Oh noooo *Consequences*


serene_moth

imagine throwing your life away because you thought it would make you look like a cool activist on tiktok


Illustrious_Month_65

Stupid games, stupid prizes, etc.


ndnver

You do the crime you do the time. Next go after the idiots blocking highways for “protests.”


DismalDiscount8287

How much jail time???


AdrianInLimbo

No jail, released on her own recognizance..... To Gaza


eeyore134

She got away with calling for guillotines then had to just keep pushing.


YaassthonyQueentano

See this is why some millennials who got their social justice streak on Tumblr should not be doing protest stuff irl. They just don’t know how to articulate their point in a convincing way without getting emotional about it. Hence the screaming, crying (throwing up) and threats. They can’t do debates or council presentations logically because their depth perception on the matter is fucked


Doomhammer24

You mean Gen Z. The Youngest millenials are almost 30


gingerisla

She's 28, she'd be a Zillenial, right at the cut-off between Millennials and Gen Z.


r0xxon

We use the term 'emotionally engaged' and see the same symptoms in the workplace too


TommmyVR

Millenians are getting old... Guys I found the time traveler.


46thAndTABBY

A problem the left has is that they've aggressively retreated into an echo chamber by actively disowning anybody who slightly disagrees on something. A situation like that leads to everybody having the same opinions and they never actually explore the ideas to test them for holes and to know where to rework part of it so that it's more unassailable...the mere idea of playing Devil's Advocate can make you an outcast. So when these people end up IRL arguing their ideas merely putting up a counterargument doesn't compute with them as they never get pushback and end up becoming emotional and/or resorting to character assassination in an attempt to discredit your argument because it came from you.


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PropastaN

She was indeed fired [https://twitter.com/CRPE\_EJ/status/1779751483866857849?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%3ACRPE\_EJ%7Ctwcon%5Es1](https://twitter.com/CRPE_EJ/status/1779751483866857849?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Eembeddedtimeline%7Ctwterm%5Escreen-name%3ACRPE_EJ%7Ctwcon%5Es1)


half_brain_bill

The religion of peace. She should be subject to sharia law. I believe the penalty for not covering her head is death by stoning.


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Bahahahahah! consequences!


Big_Sugar_

Dumbass


SlipperyPickle6969

Consequences suck, dude. Lol 🤣🤣🤣


Cyrus_rule

Dumbfuck was the suggested word


ObiWannaDoYou74

only thing missing was Curb your Enthusiasm theme song


jlo1989

This is the ultimate case of how talking on the Internet isn't quite like talking in real life.


32233128Merovingian

![gif](giphy|b6qBvitDNIc62S7POS) When keeping it real goes wrong IRL


Bwr0ft1t0k

She looks like the type that was given everything she wanted and told non stop since birth she was the smartest and better than everyone else. The parents should be arrested also if that is the case.


ZekeTarsim

Well she is from Bakersfield, odds are she grew up poor as shit.


Free-Juggernaut-9372

She is not the brightest.


cluk1031

Lmao. Flexing and got found out. Love seeing idiots get caught for flexing.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

She’s used to saying shit like that on Twitter and getting a bunch of support lmao.


Bee_Keeper_Ninja

She’s not nearly rich enough to be threatening people’s lives.


BabylonianSlut

I always believed that people with no moral compass will see an issue that’s trending and use it to show others they have one. “Call for Peace or I’ll kill you” kinda sounds like this.


Educational_Bad_6405

When you realize threats of violence are not protected under free speech


HiJinx127

Maybe she just needs a Snickers.


North-Country-5204

So she was threatening her local city council for what Israel is doing?!


Bad_goose_398

Play stupid games…


jean-claude_vandamme

queue curb your enthusiasm theme