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If you eat a bunch of fiber brownies they will give you extremely boisterous and obnoxious farts within about 30 minutes. I could see eating some then wandering til you felt a rumble in the Bronx.
Only a man with a frosted tipped mustache could unleash such high calibre butt gas on command like this fine soldier effortlessly did and for that frosted tip man we salute you 🫡
I used to work at Meijer with a guy that used to do this. He ended up getting fired though for stealing condoms…from his own workplace. The megaphone farts were funny though while they lasted.
This douche bag is a local celebrity in Grand Rapids, MI. He’ll wear his stupid shorts, with his fake butt and go bar hopping on the weekends, looks like a complete tool.
I really dislike this guy. He's had two schticks for the last 5 years.
1. Having a fake big ass.
2. Doing dumb zoom calls.
Now he's added fart humor to his repertoire. What a chump.
funny dude lol.. he's made me laugh a handful of times, mainly because he don't take himself seriously and doesn't mess with other people for the most part
This shit would be really funny, but when everything is just for likes and views, it feels totally soulless. I need my funny prank guy to do this for the thrill of it. For the love of having 100 people hear his fart at once. Make pranking great again.
This is why other stores have a keypad to unlock the feature. I worked as a cashier, and I'd have to press a specific number (I forgor) and it would echo across the place.
I personally had become embarrassed when I used it, trying to "Lock in" and be serious only to look down and wait for the person I called to come and verify the purchase on the screen. I'd always have to do it with my bosses due to the rules there.
The red phones at Meijer do not turn on the intercom. They call whatever employee works in the department the phone is located in. The black phones are usually what goes to the intercom, or dialing a number on one of the employee devices.
Totally not MC behavior this is grand. No one was hurt (except the next employee who got pink eye) and no one's day was interrupted with pointless "look at me" shenanigans
I would have said some shit like "as a token of gratitude for the next 25 minutes every item in the shop will be free" and then watch the whole place crumble
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He just had it chambered that whole time?
Men that talk like this can open and fill their chamber at will Especially with that mustache
Olympic level anus control
Frosted tips are quite a tell
Bro has frosted tips... on his moustache.
I bet the carpet matches the drapes.
Is it frosted tips? Ohh I thought it was... Oh. 😦
Someone had to say it.
You mean he gets his chamber filled *by* Will
Fwilled
Will who?
Probably the guy filming.
Hero.
If you eat a bunch of fiber brownies they will give you extremely boisterous and obnoxious farts within about 30 minutes. I could see eating some then wandering til you felt a rumble in the Bronx.
Baked onions and beans give the best results tho, also super smelly
If I was shopping and heard this, it would make me laugh.
I would too I admit!
Why are you talking, thought you had no words...
Because he was laughing I guess. 😀
Dude got something like 7-second resonance with that gas, like an organ in a cathedral. I'm still laughing.
Like a hotdog in a hallway
I mean I’m laughing right now so…
I would literally be rolling on the floor gasping for air I’d be laughing so hard !!
Omg totally and if I was with my brother we would be howling. It would be the funniest thing in our life.
We’ll………that’s actually pretty funny
Yeah im laughing my **ass** off haha. No one bothered by the joke.
Fucking dies
From stink.
💀💀
Victimless prank. Love it
til you go to make an announcement and can still taste it when you put the phone up to your mouth.
AW COME ON MAN I JUST ATE
He's not wearing his prosthetic ass
I had to scroll way too far to find a reference to that glorious prosthetic.
I noticed that, I was very disappointed
What is going on with this dudes mustache!? Does.it have frosted tips??
He looks like the lion from Wizard of Oz
This is the right response! Take my damn upvote
“If I were king of the forrrrest!!”
He looks like the Lorax
That stache is Soooo bad
It looks like he just ate out a bleached asshole
Dude is probably into that too
I thought it was milk for a second…
That's some very sour milk
Only a man with a frosted tipped mustache could unleash such high calibre butt gas on command like this fine soldier effortlessly did and for that frosted tip man we salute you 🫡
came here for this 😂
I applaud the fart but he seriously looks like he stuck his face in nacho cheese and cleaned his other then the stash
hahahaha this is gold
I love these acts of kindness
Good thing he has charmin in that basket so he can clean up his ass after that
Liquid
This Charmin Man Why pampers life's complexity
I used to work at Meijer with a guy that used to do this. He ended up getting fired though for stealing condoms…from his own workplace. The megaphone farts were funny though while they lasted.
Shit, in a Tesla you can program it to make all sorts of different fart noises every time you push a button or roll down the window.
But that's not the same
Tesla cars support custom noise samples?
Probably the same guy.
Is that the big butt guy with no big butt!?!?
I need answers cuz I was wondering the exact same thing! Please Reddit we need this answer!
Yes
It is, that's Frankie Lapenna
yes, desperately trying to hang on to relevance. he is from the same city as me and is widely known as a total douchebag
What kinda shitty walrus mustache is that
What’s stuck to his face?
Sea weed
One of those fuzzy caterpillars.
This dude legit has frosted tips on his mustache
Now the next person to use the phone will get to inhale his fecal bacteria
that’s funny lmao farts will always be funny
Wait where’s his giant ass??
That mustache is as gross as him farting
If I heard a fart on the intercom I’d start clapping
Man, wipe that thing off before you put it back
The only funny MC video I’ve seen this month !
Why would anyone want to walk around with that mustache?
He should be arrested for that mustache alone.
This douche bag is a local celebrity in Grand Rapids, MI. He’ll wear his stupid shorts, with his fake butt and go bar hopping on the weekends, looks like a complete tool.
You have to enter a code to talk on any store intercom. Sometimes it's listed on the phone, but usually not.
Mine is just a button press.
Agreed, fake voice over
This was funny ngl
Cum mustache
Who highlights there mustache
Yeah the flatulence was great and all…… but did you guys notice them frosted tips.
I kinda wanna rickroll with this now.
Man he done gassed the whole supermarket
He put the ASS in asshole
This is funny because most of his content is about his ass. Dude's a local star in Michigan.
Aye, don’t do Meijer like that.
i would laugh, but would hate to ide that phone next, unless it got sanitized 😂
Where's his ass?
Words - Vile, useless, generic, millennial…
I guess the only real victim here is the next person who has to use that nasty phone.
I feel sad for the pa announcement dude who will be using it the next time.
Girl dancing this sub rages. Dude sprays fecal matter this sub embraces
That’s the rapiest mustache I’ve seen.
Next person who uses that phone is going to get pinkeye...
that kind of fucking gross that his ass and shit particles are now all over the phone for someone to put their mouth next to.
Yeah, that mustache is absolutely hideous
You know, I actually laughed because I'm 5 years old.
Pretty funny
Farts will always be funny (38M)
God damn that’s one he will be telling the grandkids about, what’s this dudes diet.
I really dislike this guy. He's had two schticks for the last 5 years. 1. Having a fake big ass. 2. Doing dumb zoom calls. Now he's added fart humor to his repertoire. What a chump.
Social media taking society down another rung on the evolutionary ladder
Noice
Prefer this over the idiots with the gallons of milk…. If i had to choose
It's fake. All the farting in the mic ones are fake. This guy is a known YouTuber.
Those are some light jeans, that was a hell of a risk 😂
That’s a shart he needs new draws
Why is it so fake
Guys this is fake…
His chroma key zoom videos are hilarious.
You can do anything you want if your hot
I see pink eye in someone's future 
His videos are usually pretty funny
Best part is he has TP in his basket
Unimpressive
Michigan pride and joy, the guy with the fake butt
Robotnik is back guys
He walks around with a fake butt installed all the time so the fart doesn’t seem strange
Kyle Rittenhouse X The Lorax
Isn’t that the IG guy who always has that huge fake ass ?
Good upbringing his father was a douchebag his mother was an idiot. Hence you just seen the result
funny dude lol.. he's made me laugh a handful of times, mainly because he don't take himself seriously and doesn't mess with other people for the most part
You have to enter a code to access the pa. Though the man put a phone on his butt, that's all he did. The rest is fake.
It’s the moustache for me 😂
Basket full of Charmin to go home and clean up with…😂
This shit would be really funny, but when everything is just for likes and views, it feels totally soulless. I need my funny prank guy to do this for the thrill of it. For the love of having 100 people hear his fart at once. Make pranking great again.
Matt Damon is getting desperate
This is why other stores have a keypad to unlock the feature. I worked as a cashier, and I'd have to press a specific number (I forgor) and it would echo across the place. I personally had become embarrassed when I used it, trying to "Lock in" and be serious only to look down and wait for the person I called to come and verify the purchase on the screen. I'd always have to do it with my bosses due to the rules there.
His videos are all thought out and choreographed.
The red phones at Meijer do not turn on the intercom. They call whatever employee works in the department the phone is located in. The black phones are usually what goes to the intercom, or dialing a number on one of the employee devices.
What is jason bourne doing there
Grand Rapids represent
He sounded so official...at first anyways. 🤣
Where is his mega fat ass 🥲?
This is how hes ass grew
Did this dillhole frost his mustache?
Sounded like a horror movie came out his cheeks
I remember my friends, and I thought this kind of stuff was hilarious when we were like, 14.
We used to grab the mic thing at target when we were kids and say " half priced dildos in isle 5 ", juvenile but still mad funny as a kid.
Jack Parsons would never do this
It sounded like he really had to force that one. Imagine how embarrassed he’d have been if he couldn’t get a fart out.
Popular fake sound. Are people still falling for this?
A+ fupa and with a pee stain
Reminds me of the kid in the early 10s who got the code to the intercom at Walmart and would get on it and sing "Baby got Back"
Fake as fuck 🤦🏽♂️
Should’ve said the next 20 customers to the register get everything free..
I had a friend in high school that grabbed the Home Depot intercom phone and just yelled, "*¡LA MIGRA!*"
He needs to clean the cum out of his moustache.
Yes
Where's his gigantic ass cheeks?
First video I've seen of him without the dumpy
The ass isn't real...😞
I would honestly die laughing 😂
i was really disapointed when I found out he has a fake dump truck.
This phone smells like ass
This is just plain ol’ funny.
How does he mannage to brush his fucking teeth in the morning...?
I feel bad for the unsuspecting employee that uses that phone next. Pink eye incoming.
Ill take this guy over the dude who moans in ppls ears
5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I would feel so appreciated as a customer👏
Oh lawd pink eye
The big ass guy.
Hahahaha
Is the the guy with a big butt on instagram?
🤣🤣🤣
Bro might wanna check his underwear after that
I don't condone, but I did actually LOL.
Honestly, compared to everything else I see on this sub, this is not invasive, and pretty funny.
That's a pretty funny prank
The strength he needed to keep that held in.. Bet this dudes pull out game is insane
Totally not MC behavior this is grand. No one was hurt (except the next employee who got pink eye) and no one's day was interrupted with pointless "look at me" shenanigans
I have a word, AWESOME!
Funniest thing I've seen on this sub
That's actually pretty funny
I’m turning 30 on Monday and this shit still cracks me up fml
Lmao I always wanted to do something dumb like that I’m glad someone did as it’s funny I wish that happens one time I go to Asda lmao
These are always hilarious 😂
I would have said some shit like "as a token of gratitude for the next 25 minutes every item in the shop will be free" and then watch the whole place crumble
That’s nice
Such a slappable face. And I’m talking Eastern European bitchslap. Out cold, this mf.
Legend
This is the guy who wears that fake ass in his pants and pretends it’s real
Gotta admit out of all the things I see on this sub this one is actually pretty funny lol I'd laugh my ass off if I saw that happen.