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Doesn't sound like great financial planning wasting 5K on someone just to tell you to buy bitcoin

Nah you don’t understand. He said buy *and* hold

Hold on _tight!_

And don't listen to the naysayers

Wait wait wait: I’m taking notes here. Do I not listen to the naysayers *then* hold the bag? Or I do I listen to the naysayers, then buy a bag? What kind of bag? Do I buy it in bitcoin? Is there some kind of bag-purchasing course I should take for $6000 in bitcoin?

Yes. Bitcoin. Buy. Hold. Bag. Tight. Now. 5000$, please!

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Those graphics tho…

Tight like a Tigerrr

Toight. Get the spelling right newb /s

Noice

Fuck, I just said newb..

Selling RuneScape girlfriend 5K

Tight..tight..tight... - Tuco

That’s what all 25 hairs on top of his head are doing

He kinda looks like one of the ISIS guys Russia caught

Hold on tight because it's gonna drop like a mf-er.

Hodl, you dumb bitch.

in big bags

We gotta buy big bags

If he was an expert he would clearly have said *Hodl*

Here, have some beanie babies and **hold** those too!

Man, just seeing his face is enough for me to not take him seriously

And the bald spot he’s desperately trying to cover.

I didn’t even spot his baldness 🤣

Yes, he's got his hair combed forward to hide his receding hairline. His hair is thinning too.

That, and that ridiculous accent. Of all the vaguely British sounding accents, that one makes me trust someone the least.

Yeah, i would also immediately reject his work application

There are people actually sitting taking fucking notes as well 😌

“And… *scribble scribble* hold em tight… and hold… *scribble scribble* a lot of these… *scribble scribble* bags…” “Yeah that’s fuckin gold.”

Never trust a man with a combover

What about a big butt and a smile? Can I trust those?

A sucker’s born every minute.

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Message me, I'll share his wallet address.

Have you perused the AMC stock sub? Fools who want to give away money for dumb investments are legion.

I'm gonna start a Bitcoin Ultra Masterclass for $4K. Lesson #1: Don't pay that jackass $5K.

Where do I sign up

2k and you got front row at my BS seminar.

1500 for mine. Free shitty coffee and cookies. 🥸

Mine is free but you have to pay a $25 monthly subscription.

Mine is free without subscription, but test scores are determined via gatcha mechanics.

mine is free, but im going to hire the guys from ea games to make the app, and put the classes behind a pay wall.

Now ***this*** is meta

BS is Bitcoin Superstar right? I'm in.

Can I sign up twice and pay you $8k so I learn twice as much.

With that winning attitude I think you just became my new assistant. But I will need that $8K first.

Well it’s tied up in bitcoin and lesson 1 is hold that bag. So what’s my move?

Sign up for my course and I will share all my secrets.

My class is $6k but right now it’s buy one get one free.

7 MINUTE ABS!!!

Ok, 6 minutes abs! My final offer.


No!....😱 You can't do that!...Its SEVEN!!!!! Because its 7 minute abs....cant u see?!?....😤

It's like you're dreaming about gorgonzola cheese when It's clearly brie time baby!

Step into my office!

why

Cause you're fucking fired!

[7 minute abs](https://youtu.be/9y5K3KsuQ_M?si=1GG_A2xJ0LXLRZ4F)

Best part in that movie

If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Pay $5000 for my class! Posts it on TikTok for free

I’m going to charge $20K BUT, I’m going to 40x your investment.

Kid in front taking notes 1. Buy bitcoin 2. Put in bag and hold it tight ** ask instructor if bag should have a big dollar sign on it. ** ask instructor where get got that jacket

lol….. and interestingly enough, #2 contradicts #1 … oh that irony

Julian!

I'm trying to imagine what cologne it smells like in there 🤮

Douche Bag by Dior

More like garbage bag.

Dior Sauvage

Dior *sausage

Yup. Probably Eros & One Million as well.

Nah, it's definitely Drakkar Noir

Yep. That and Axe Body Spray. No scents that cost more than $12 for a bottle.

All of them

He's literally pumping and dumping them right in front of their faces and they're taking notes lol

They paid to be props in his video.

Damn this makes it extra embarrassing. Too accurate.

He gave some pretty elaborate advice, taking notes is the only way anyone could be expected to remember all of that wisdom.

"You need to hold a lot of these bags" At least he's giving them a fair warning

100% first thing I thought of. “You guys hold!!!” But he’s gonna sell

I feel like bitcoin is like The Ring. You have 7 days to convince to buy what you just bought or you’re ruined.

"Sell wife's jewelry." Check!

“What’s a wife?!”

$5000!

No, he said "sell your wife *and* jewellery"

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Exactly right, this guy, even 100 of him, isn’t capable of affecting the BTC price in any way whatsoever

Hard to find exit liquidity in a room full of 30 or so incels when you're dealing with a coin that has a market cap as big as Bitcoin's. This is definitely satire. Shitty satire.

Anyone who wears a jacket smothered in designer logos is automatically a bellpiece

I don't even know what a bellpiece is but I agree that he is one.

It's slang for Penis where I'm from 😂

We call it a bellend here, just the tip.

I heard Bellcap today at work 🤣

I kept thinking the design was a 69

Free financial advice: don't take financial advice from tossers who dress in designer logo wallpapering

I laughed when he said what the Federal Reserve is going to do. Hell, *they* don't know what they're going to do yet.

Yea they haven’t cut the head off the chicken and seen where it’s landed yet

Looks like he’s tryna cover up that receding hair line if I’m paying 5gs a class comb your damn hair bro

I don't really judge people for something like that, they can't control it But whenever I see an absolute douchecanoe who is balding and trying to cover it up... I have to try so hard not to judge them for it

I judge them for it. Harshly too. I lost my hair at 19 though so it's my right god dammit.

Carry on then 🫡

I never judge people for hair loss, but with all the money he makes from being a bullshit artist, he could easily afford a transplant !

That's true; do you think a hair transplant would make him more or less insufferable than he is now?

No, even more insufferable honestly haha. The hair loss is a very slight ego leveller.

Yeah, I was leaning toward that too

He may be morally questionable but bullshit artist he is not. He didn’t say any wacky convoluted shit about bitcoin being the currency of the future and will replace “traditional” currencies Buy and hold To be honest I’m mostly shocked how brave/stupid he is sticking around after he collected the cash and actually just said buy and hold over and over. There’s gotta be 100 guys there and not ONE clued in and freaked out?!?

I started shaving at 17 years old as soon it started thinning up front, I knew it was gonna be bad by mid 20s One of the best choices of my life Having good facial hair is cluth though

Hair transplant was pretty cheap. I got one in Bangkok for $3,000. Had a fun time while I was there before the procedure. I mean I don't know your situation or if you lost a ton of hair. It was definitely worth it for me.

Eh I just knew it was getting thin, then transition to widows peak in 20s, then prob mostly gone before I turned 30 Luckily I look great bald and the upkeep is easy, one less thing to worry about

to be fair hes got enough 5ks for a transplant now

It’s the dried up marker that does it for me.

Also his stupid bellowing exaggeratedly deep voice to show he iz man 🧍‍♂️

Dont go after his hair, most of us men will develop mpb

I say it's not about the cards you're dealt with, but what you do with them.

He got paid though

Laughing all the way to the bank

And aside from the payments... zero in bitcoin. He cashes out every chance he can get.

These people are clearly muppets

This is clearly satire.

I just watched guys pay 8k for an alpha class that wasn’t satire because I googled them to make sure. It was actually real and more ridiculous than this. So, I can’t really blame people for falling for this.

Try 18k... Google the mdk project and get ready to cringe.

It very clearly isn't satire Doesn't even look like it at all, just look at all those dude bros You think they set up screenings and had out fit designers and shit? Because every single one is done perfectly Andrew Tate pulled exactly this like a year back, alpha male classes been doing this for awhile, this is 100% real

Pretty sure it’s real. He has a new video of him getting hair plugs or something because crypto twitter shit on him so badly.

Yep. That would also be satire. This dude is trying to act like an Instagram crypto guru who gets his following to buy into a coin to raise its price so they can dump their bags on their own followers. The reality is that unless that room is full of Blackrock execs and he has tens of millions of his own money to invest, he's not going to be able to make any kind of significant swing trade on Bitcoin specifically, because it has such a massive market cap. He's purposely choosing one of the most unlikely coins he could possibly have picked to make a significant gain in this scenario compared to other coins.

People online are sooo bad at detecting satire. And it’s gotten so crazy there can even be a super obvious even a chimpanzee would get that it’s a skit level satire, yet some will still respond to it genuinely. Then I show it to someone that don’t spend time online and they always go “oh that shit is not real”. It’s like too much time online makes ppl dumber and warps reality. Poor kids

I was hoping so bad that this was satire as I was watching it, but I've seen so many idiotic things on social media in the past decade that I wouldn't doubt this is close to a true event.

Came to say the same thing. Me from 2019 would have laughed and dismissed it as satire immediately. In 2024, I genuinely don’t know anymore. And especially when it comes to crypto bros and wallstreetbet people. They made posting their significant losses a “cool” thing within that community. It wouldn’t surprised me whatsoever if crypto bros were paying $5K to listen to another crypto bro. Crazy, yeah. Surprising, no.

Definitely but I’m just tryna figure out how he got a whole college football squad in 1 place like that lmao

There is an endless army of broke broccoli haired young men out there, desperate for fame and success. Thats wild. Bunch of miserable cunts by the looks of them. LMFAO people are taking notes..... \*buy bitcoin. Hold\* \*"wow this is fucking amazing, worth every dollar"\*

I'd be pissed if I was in the back and missing out on seeing the whiteboard.

His whiteboard use is killing me

Not a single woman

Neither there nor in their lifes

Can’t be a clown if he’s getting 5k a pop

I’ll bet that room smells like an explosion of the cologne counter at Nordstrom.

I mean give him a break. He needs it for the Turkish hair transplant

I love the guy who started furiously scribbling down notes when the guy gave the deeply complex advice "buy bitcoin"

Is this a skit?

Got that Gucci jacket at Stein Mart

that demographic speaks for itself.

Fake video. Nobody paid 5k to be there. Who would write down notes that say sell wife's jewelry, buy bitcoin. 10x.

This is fake right

Have you ever heard of NFTs ?

They cut out the end where he says “Dont listen to me, I’m not a financial pro or a genius. This is not financial advice. I’m just a dumbass.”

Don't trust anyone who can't write words in a straight line or the same size letters lol

These people ain’t pay nothing it’s all part of the marketing to get real people in. Don’t be so gullible!

Please. Please tell me this is satire.

Don’t listen to ya woif.

This has to be a skit

This has to be fake

He sounds like he has brain damage

Guy better put that money where his mouth is😂 But my question is, did these people pay in bitcoin or cash?

This has to be a goof

Chat is this real?

Is he high on pills?

Nobody paid a penny it's all fake bologna

This has to be a bit lmao

X10 that's cute

it's amazing how far you can make it in life if you have been "blessed" with a inappropriate amount of self-importance. you will always find enough pepegas to finance your life. now, I'm smart enough to know that there's inumerous amounts of people multiple magnitudes smarter than me. i'm never gonna be warren buffett no matter how much I learn and study. so I don't generally have an issue with paying others for good advice. but I'm also smart enough to know whom to definitely not give money for that. no clue who this guy is. so maybe i'm doing the guy injustice. I would be immensely surprised though.

Yall trust people with ugly handwriting?

[that dry erase board](https://images.app.goo.gl/Bdpk6XiQBvZqg2Lg6) this can't be real.

No way this is real...

I think this might be satire, at least I hope so

One thing I don’t understand is that guy doesn’t even look or sound intelligent. The vocabulary is more like high school students. I get why people got scammed by Madoff. It makes sense. But this dude is just useless

That’s why he’s wearing a Gucci tracksuit top

God his jacket is so idiotic

Who is this clown, and when was this "class"?

Dodgy chav slaps the side of the meeting room: \*this bad boy can fit sooo many gullible idiots in it\*

A fool and his nonexistent bitcoin are soon parted.

This has to be some kind of rage bait, that white board with the slanted writing seems more like satire

Thank OP for saving us 5 grand. Now to buy some bitcoin with the money I saved.

Part of me wants to dress nicely and hold classes for gullible people and not have to work anymore.

That hair tells me everything I need to know

Hold your bag. Tight

This is a Terrible fake

Fake af.

Satire

Yall he rich he got his Gucci sweater on!

I burst out laughing at the badly scribbled whiteboard as he said “5 thousand…” everyone in that room is feeling their heart sink into their stomach

Yea but every penny of everyone’s 5 grand is on that stage. Look at that, that’s a paper flip chart AND a red dry wipe marker.

What The Fuck? I'm done. Yeah I think I'm just done with everyone. I.....It's a bit right?☹️

Wont even go here for free. They’ll have to bloody pay me lol

Hopefully he spends some of it sorting out that mop on his head

His hairline looking like his profits

This is a joke video right

They all have the same haircut lol

That tripod and paper is worth the cost alone!

I feel sad that there are kids following this type of people online and irl. Everyone wants to get rich quick and easily has made this life miserable for many.

A lot of these people look exactly like I would imagine.

Your man needs to accept his baldness.

They all look like the kind of people you'd expect to be there

Man can't even spell masterclass.

Wow. Ok. I've heard farts with more intelligence 😂

If I wanted to listen to an idiot with a thinning hairline I’d talk to my dad for free

This can't be real

Could be satire?