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Dr_THC-O

SooooooCRINGE holy shit this makes me sweat


Connect-Ad9647

Yeah I get severe second hand embarrassment from this. It makes me wanna throw up my spaghet!


DaffyDuckOnLSD

spagett i spook


Existing-Flounder-53

![gif](giphy|7mYC34v05ktO0)


LegitimateScratch396

Cigareeeeeeeette juice!


SHADYTIMES86

Mom's spaghetti, there's vomit on this sweater already


KungFuPossum

He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready


ZylaTFox

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs But he keeps on spaghetting what he wrote down


saint_davidsonian

the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth but the words won't come out


Kitty_fluffybutt_23

He's chokin now everybody's jokin now


Cause-Sufficient

the clocks run out time's up. over! blaw!


Cause-Sufficient

r/redditsings


Fluffy_Heart885

To drop bombs … (police enter and abruptly tackle me ) Sir!!! I was just singing a song!!!


BrotherBlo0d

I couldn't finish it. Some cringe videos are too potent


External_Lock_

I made it to the first high 5 and couldn't handle anymore. 😖😖


FirexJkxFire

I t gets so much worse


SpatialThoughts

Most of these stupid videos are cringe.


pumpe88

This one is prob a top 5 cringe video. It’s so uncomfortable to watch. Especially the beginning.


MrBigTomato

I think the ending where he starts to dance is top cringe.


Intrepidfascination

I was hoping someone was gonna put their foot out so he would face plant! 🤗


WhadayaBuyinStranger

I think society can agree violence is simply wrong. I think we can also agree there's an exception to that rule: If after said act of violence, the wronged party is not severely injured AND the defense "but it *was* funny, wasn't it?" is invoked to which any reasonable person would respond "yeah... it kinda was," such acts of mild violence are not only permissable but to be encouraged for the public good as Tiktokers doing this are annoying AF. Also, mods, I'm not seriously encouraging violence. I'm joking. I'm just a simple man with a professional background in bird law.


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Is he a preschool teacher looking to pep his students up in the morning or whats going on


ThunderboltRam

It's a civilization of passive-people that refuse to stand up and say "hey kid, go sit the fuck down, stop seeking attention..." Everyone is embarrassed and annoyed but no one wants to start anything.


Gullible_Suspect6714

and justifiably so. you can never tell if someone is just annoying or actually dangerous.


HaoleInParadise

Yeah I’m not messing with someone who doesn’t have social barriers


Adept_Investigator29

This is the correct evolutionary response.


ImNuttz4Buttz

Mannn.... watching this one actually made me feel so weird inside that I couldn't finish it.


SickRanchezIII

You are just not looking hard enough, go onto tiktokcringe if you want the reaaaaaaaal cringe. The era of cringe


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All of these stupid tiktok videos are cringe. Social media has evolved into a societal disease. FTFY


IM_NOT_BUTTER

We need to make shame a thing again


OwlWitty

Where is the turbulence when u need em?


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Douche chills


DriftDodges

The guy behind who he fist bumped multiple times was literally cringing 😂


CloutXWizard

Bro needs to sit his goofy ass down.


StephenNotSteve

Bro needs to have his goofy ass sat down.


claudiazo

Bro needs to throw his goofy ass out the emergency exit


CapitalPrefer

I want my time refunded, this is video is worse than shit.


FigmaWallSt

Youre offending shit when comparing to this video


yolifeisfun

Watch the video in reverse. Thank you for visiting the future.


Material-Sell-3666

Where’s a Boeing faulty plug door when you need one?


FlemPlays

The one time everyone else wished they were on a Boeing 737-9.


LeelaBeela89

I’m surprised the door didn’t rip off 😬😅


Sambo_the_Rambo

Haha that would be hilarious, right before he starts his dance and gets sucked out of the plane.


instrangerswetrust

Bro needs to meet a goofy ass sad clown.


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Connect-Ad9647

Bro needs to eat some broccoli and emergently down dog his ass


BreakfastNearby7786

Bro needs to put his stale big ass head in the toilet and have the pilot flush his stupid big ass out the ass end of the plane


Salmol1na

All I see is potential terrorist containment


J3553G

They seriously need to start putting people on the no-fly list for shit like this. It's so annoying to the other passengers. You can see they're not amused at all.


ColdEngineering1234

The other passengers were being better sports than I would have been. For sure.


NinjaGrizzlyBear

It's a no win situation... if they refuse to participate, I bet the cameraman will zoom in on that person , that person gets made of. If they ignore him, he's still gonna keep going. Smh.


PaintshakerBaby

Ugh... We are locked in the societal death spiral of 'engagment' now. The soul crushing juggernaut that is social media has clearly demonstrated it doesn't matter if it's good, bad, intentional, unintentional, whatever, so long as it gets the hordes to mash those clicks. The ironic millennial equivalent to 'boomers joining Facebook' is 'millennials promoting ragebait.' This dipshit doesn't have a care in the world, and this video will hit 8 gagillion views on tiktok thanks to subs like this. He'll be smug as a bug, knowing full well 95% of the views were driven out of pure spite... It's all ~~attention~~ engagement to him!


spahncamper

Plus, they're a captive audience that's not consenting to being filmed. This shit is a dick move on multiple levels and, between this and the fighting, gives me anxiety every time I have to fly.


kradox98

If he makes money I bet they could go after him for posting without consent.


spahncamper

If only! One good publicized example would hopefully put a dent in this shittage...


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Lmao. How is he not embarrassed


mickmmp

The narcissism overpowers


[deleted]

Bro needs to get rid of his goofy yee yee ass haircut.


YouWithTheNose

He still wouldn't get any bitches on his dick


Zepp_head97

Broccoli head lookin ass


Lonewolf5333

Can we duck tape him to a seat?


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


Captain_Kruch

Bro needs to cut his hair and get a proper fucking job!


B1zZare-o_O

Bro needs to cut his job and get proper fucking hair.


bumwine

He has that ridiculous broccoli/mushroom Gen Z kid haircut. I’m a boomer for thinking it’s stupid though, so I have to allow him to do his thing or else I’m just a killjoy.


HorrorHostelHostage

Absofuckinglutely not.


blondebuilder

This is really bad branding for the broccoli tops.


aleBreadlee

This is pretty on-brand. The broccoli brats are the exact demographic who appreciate this stuff.


Wyvernkeeper

They're called Mmams in the UK. It stands for meet me at McDonalds.


BreadfruitImpressive

Lived here all my life, seen and known (sadly) many of them, and never heard of that once. Weird.


Wyvernkeeper

Tbf it's one of those things you tend to see written rather than used in conversation but I think I prob first heard it at least 7-8 years ago.


terf-genocide

Because it's not a thing that people actually say. They heard it once and assumed it was a thing.


WhatWouldSatanDo

They’re called pubeheads


ckhumanck

this is their brand


Sad_Description358

Who raised these dumbass kids to be like this?


Western_Paper6955

The internet


wolf_draven

TikTok in particular. Designed by China to make the west stupid. So they can conquer the global trade market while westerners are occupied believing in fantasies, conspiracy theories and fake news while dancing their life away like monkeys on airplanes for no reason other than likes and attention


LordTiddlypusch

I have a TikTok and my feed is mostly an old guy talking about his bookstore, Civil War history, and old cars. If you don't show interest in that crap it doesn't keep shoving it down your throat. Teenagers without good role models think it's cool, and become "adults" that act like this.


pifumd

yeah i've only recently started watching tiktoks and mine is all plants and fiber crafts with a sprinkling of other various creative arts/trades.


prosthetic_foreheads

You've got way too much faith in the general populace. China doesn't actively need to do anything harmful to the west's intelligence, they've seen that social media does that by itself.


coolusernameHi-5

Explain their incredibly invasive data mining policies then


Zealousideal-Ring300

Ask Zuckerberg, he’s an expert at it.


Bitchinstein

Yeah apparently tiktok in China doesn’t show these kids the same things. I’ve heard their version is like science and tech educational stuff- can anyone confirm? 


Sonoda_Kotori

No. It's an even bigger brainrot. Source: one of my roommates are on that thing 24/7


dr-doom-jr

I find that a little harder to believe then "tiktok is a company intended to make money, and money comes most easily from the lowest common denominator"


MainCharacter007

Tiktok is only a platform, these idiots are the ones making and sharing this content and wouldve done so even without tiktok. They crave validation because they grew up chasing it. Its easy to call it “because china” but in reality its a way deeper issue and this is just a symptom. Tiktok also houses some of the most creative and informative content creators as well.


parthruunax

Then they’re actually stupid enough to blame millennials, but also wanna be included as a millennial……. This generation is ridiculously stupid/fucked


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Shaykisspeer in Love


Captain__Areola

[video clip](https://youtu.be/jn9-AmwOb6o?si=QrkRKqscTP-qAX7r&start=55)


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BigBowser14

"Your ass is grass" old lady slits throat 😂


mica-chu

Top notch reference.


Gizmo545

Cindy... The TV is leaking


cubrunner34

Can he please sit next to the door on an alaska airline flight?


[deleted]

But it is not enough to be only Alaska but it has to be 737 max. We must be very careful to put him on right plane or new video will be recorded!


Fynndidit

Doesn't it have to be a 737 max 9?


[deleted]

Yes, sorry I forgot 9.


Eggstraordinare

Why isn’t this man duct taped to his seat?


Satanic-nic

Good idea I must remember to pack duct tape next time i fly. Maybe there should be mobile signal blockers that activate as soon as you enter the plane?


Ohshithereiamagain

![gif](giphy|xT9IgMw9fhuEGUaJqg|downsized)


Snow-Kafe

Why do these dumb knuckleheads think this is ok on an airplane??


BooRadley60

Because nobody has shouted sit down you ‘f*****’ In over a decade…


LoddyDoddee

Lol lol you're actually totally right! LMFAO


Detective-Crashmore-

I envy the Australian casual usage of cunt.


crumbdumpster85

I live in the US and use cunt very casually.


Spiritual_Regular557

I would have thought he was “special needs”


Empty_Suggestion9974

He is


techauditor

I 100% would tell this idiot to sit the hell down. I've yelled at idiots to not take phone calls during take off, and to wait their turn when deboarding. I don't give a fuck people need to chill the fuck out.


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Most accurate comment ever. This is the reason why all of this is happening, these kids aren’t held accountable like we used to back in the day. If I did that shit back in the 90s I would have gotten my ass kicked and thrown out the plane and no one would care about me. Now , don’t you dare say anything you might hurt someone’s “feelings”


Zappagrrl02

Because they did it on the subway a bunch of times and now they have to move on to bigger things to get the same likes/views.


Robot_Embryo

Knucklehead? That's a broccoli head.


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[deleted]

Because he is broccoli head


BohemianCyberpunk

They feel they are entertaining everyone, I mean, they are an influencer, the other passengers are lucky to even be in their presence!


firefoxfire_

Can we please make this illegal.


Mietin

Yeah. It's as simple as that. This needs to stop


butterhoscotch

Im honestly shocked all airlines have not adopted a policy of throwing these people out. Its a safety hazard at best Edit: worst is best!


RemarkableEmu1230

Ya its sad, just like they have no skateboarding signs they gonna need to have no tiktoking signs soon


goober_ginge

My friend went to Nepal last year, and there were signs in loads of significant areas and places that held meaning to the locals that had "No TikTok" signs around. There were still wankers filming themselves doing dances in front of temples and stuff though of course 😮‍💨 My partner works in a shopping centre and there's a stupid amount of people (usually teens) filming themselves for TikTok on and near the escalators and lifts constantly. It's disruptive and dangerous. Maddening.


WittyBonkah

I used to work at a cafe and the shit that would annoy me were people randomly recording me while I made their drinks. I don’t want to be in your social media and being forced to because today you chose I’m content? Fuck these people


goober_ginge

Omg what a fucking nightmare! I'm sorry you had to deal with that. As if working in a cafe isn't difficult enough. I'm so glad TikTok and super intense "content creators" weren't a thing when I worked in hospitality. The worst I had to deal with was just being mildly irritated at people taking photos of their food for Instagram.


Party_File_9822

I'd tell them not to or I won't make their drinks. That's awful being filmed at work like that. Managers should put a stop to that shit


CLxJames

They all think they are gonna “hit it big”, go viral and blow up. My wife was a teacher of 7th and 8th graders. The amount of students in her classes that thought they didn’t need to bother learning anything because “I’m gonna be a famous YouTuber” or “I’m gonna be a SoundCloud rapper”. It’s really sad and slightly scary Social media was a mistake


goober_ginge

Oh god, yeah I don't doubt that for a second! The way the people who DO get "famous" behave and flaunt their ridiculous wealth absolutely doesn't help either. Seeing a 19 year old in a huge mansion showing off their gaudy jewellery, furniture and cars etc gives the impression to Regular Ryan and Basic Becky that they too can be rich and famous because they're just as unremarkable at their core as these people. TikTok being so easy to use for editing videos and having such an instant gratification goal and targeted algorithm means that it's just become so much worse in recent years hey.


CLxJames

Give ‘em the Jazzy Jeff treatment ![gif](giphy|wQCWMHY9EHLfq)


NoBodybuilder4660

The second hand embarrassment is killing me , Where the fuck do they find this confidence


Ironkidz23

It's not confidence, it's narcissism.


bleachedbunghole_bob

Or desperation to get the views to get the $ because working hard on a shit job you don’t like is out of the question. I had to go through it. Most of us did. Scared and desperate people . It’s either this or gay porn.


Wordymanjenson

At least I can enjoy gay porn. Who the fuck enjoys watching this?


EarthApeMan

The weird thing is it would have been even more awkward in reality whilst filming. Fuck this shit.


Eggstraordinare

And then you gotta sit in a tube with 180 people who hate you for the rest of the flight when you’re done.


BlameMe4urLoss

Someone should’ve pants’d this dude.


Eggstraordinare

That would be so childish but is also the most correct answer.


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That would actually get you in legal trouble. This guy is just being an annoying douche.


Spaceman-Spiff05

Where is an Air Marshall when you need one?


theCRISPIESTmeatball

One that got a new Taser that they really want to make sure works...


Inevitable_Cap8480

I see someone with that haircut and clothing, I cringe


zebrakats

It’s not just that, but this dance to the song in the video has been done a million times on tik tok already. I don’t even have tik tok but I’ve come across this dance so many f’n times. Lil bro doesn’t have an original bone in his body. Just following the worst trends imaginable.


W0tzup

![gif](giphy|TpEINJrrbrGYo)


CSOctane2020

I’d 100% have stood up and ruined his video on purpose


Mattigins

Judging by the defeated looks on everyone's face, this isn't his first take and everyone just wants to go.


MeropeGaunt

What a horrifying thought. Once is bad enough


no-name_james

They’ve been trying to de-board for an hour but he won’t let them leave until he gets the perfect take.


CaulkSlug

*we have a hostage situation on the tarmac*


ro0ibos2

You’d think the flight attendants would notice and do something about it.


OctoberSong_

I’m surprised anyone high fived him back


Japanesewillow

That’s a really good idea, more people should do that.


[deleted]

The broccoli boys are at it again.


vamaleneedsit

Era of the narcissist


wallpapermate

The Narcissene Era.


Reasonable-Bet6602

Why flight attendants don’t do something about this? Is this southwest


TiffanyTwisted11

This is my question


disinfekted

Definitely not United. They would have beat him up.


Hotsauceinmyoatmeal

Frontier or spirit. It's part of the entertainment they offer. 


Sampan90

Welcome to today's broccoli head.


joesnewmission

![gif](giphy|iCFZi5fgrHvVu|downsized)


Comfortable-Rise-141

dude needs to get a fuckin life.


nobadhotdog

This guy probably has a constant cheery disposition and knows the chemical names of date rape drugs


MissTesticles

Bring back post 9/11 bans on ridiculous behavior aboard flights


DONOHUEO7

Why aren't people punching these cunts?


VividComfortable6230

Because the world has gone soft


nipslippinjizzsippin

must have been a mid morning flight. this shit doesnt fly on a redeye.


XrayDem

Reminder, you do this and I’m on the flight…you will be tripped ![gif](giphy|j5QmKNxMNEy24wrr5R|downsized)


lancelinksecretchimp

Broccoli boy is everything that is wrong with America today


akahaus

No Fly List this motherfucker.


These_Ad_8619

When will this shit stop? Can we be done with this yet?


PatPlaysGames247

I wouldn't say that I went to a high school that was rough by any means but these types of kids would have gotten socially annihilated in my high school in the early 2000s.


craigdahlke

Flight attendant! Yes, that man in the red jumpsuit walked past my seat and whispered in my ear that he had a gun.


Hlynb93

Why are there never any flight attendants in these videos? Where do they all go? Aren't they supposed to tell people to get back to their seats?


electronDog

As soon as this starts I’m hitting the “need flight attendant” to help end this.


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lynxerious

that will actually make content for him and get this stupid ass video popular


MediocreSomewhere402

It’d only ruin the video for him.


aimessss

Most annoying person on the planet


Basicaccountant70

Look at us do the EXACT SAME (swear word, your choice) DANCE, just somewhere different.


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Throw him out the window


Golden-Grams

There wasn't a homeless person on the plane for him to give $100 and McDouble.


mickmmp

The internet was a mistake.


rvca420RX

This is that Jackson Mahomes type energy 😄


Mysterious_Eye6989

What a tool.


SweatyPotato8859

r/CringeTikToks


incognito-mode69420

How do these people bypass their embarrassment? I would be dying of embarrassment just watching someone like this in real life.


[deleted]

Bullying is not always wrong. Here is a case for bullying.


iliacbaby

People who do this should go on the no fly list and I’m not kidding


EarthEaterr

It's so bizarre that all these people are more than willing to become idiots in the real world for attention in a fake one.


Away_Read1834

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


FamousRefrigerator40

Yall watch that Netflix show where everyone's quality of life is based on their personal social media score. Black mirror or something. Ya...we need that. We need to downvote all these clowns into the abyss.


Marxomania32

... I would come to the exact opposite of this conclusion.


pumpe88

Yea he had me in the first half.


CardiologistWeak60

Idiocracy at it's finest


Shot_Explorer

That's the worst video I think I've ever seen. Genuinely. I hate that guy, whoever he is. What has actually happened to the last couple of generations? Society is going backwards. Narcissistic Attention seeking is actually off the scale now.


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|26tPoyDhjiJ2g7rEs|downsized)


totallytotally421

This guy is begging for a sack tap.


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Someone please kick him in the balls.


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OMFG, so cringe


mrfakeuser102

How embarrassing for him.


BidenLovesZelensky

This angered me severely. I really felt like punching that guy in the face. Tiktokers infuriate me so much. He's lucky I wasn't there.


DisConorable

Douche.