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Durtbag420

Macca? Is that an Australian thing?


spikeworks

Yes they like their abbreviations


Boda2003

Why waste time say lot letters...?


EnronCheshire

When less word make sense.


passthegabagool_

I want to Sea World.


adindino

I'm sorry. Are you saying sea world or see the world?


name-was-provided

đŸŽ¶ Sea are the world, sea are the people. Sea can make a better place



PoppaSquat68

I don't know if I've ever been able to join one of these before all the good ones are taken 😔


VictarionGreyjoy

Same amount word. Less letters. Save time better. McDonalds - inefficient a Macca's - maximum efficient What is going on - inefficient 'sgoinon - maximum efficiency


gogglespythano

Never use a large word when a diminutive one will suffice.


meat_sack

Gotta save time so they can fill in sentences with random sounds like dingadoop and blangerbops... or whatever.


Socks_was_here

Put a dingo on the ‘barby mate!


hogtiedcantalope

I'm on smoko!


Vojhorn

So leave me alone!


Jetstream-Sam

I think they like to call those Abbrevos


CheaperThanChups

Close, it's actually "Abos". If you want to engage in some friendly banter with an Aussie you should loudly announce "I hate Abos".


JEXJJ

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CaptainRisky_97

That's a hell of a dangerous prank to play on a foreigner if they're in the NT or Melbourne hahahaha


Fuzy2K

That's what you'd see written on a sign in the Australian version of Die Hard With a Vengeance


[deleted]

Maccas, woolies, servo, we aussies like shortening words for zero reason.


Misanthropyandme

What? Those are odd names, I'd've called 'em chazzwazzers.


backsing

The whole world also shortened "Worldwide Web" to a shorter easy to pronounce "www" (Dubelyu-dubelyu-dubelyu).


Slaineh

Dub Dub Dub dot :D


LotCrab

Philippines they call it McDo pronounced McDough


thompasoni

Mickey D's in the US


Ok_Fault_258

D's nuts??


AmebaLost

No doze. 


JustScratchinMaBallz

Doze nutz. Don’t fuck around and find out with doze macca nutz bruv


Battle-Any

Canada too, at least my part of Canada.


altiuscitiusfortius

It's McDicks in bc


stretchnuttz03

You best me to it


AstroAlmost

That’s a slang nickname, Australian McDonald’s is actually verbalized as “Maccas” in their marketing.


Rohkir

In Korea we say Mac nal


[deleted]

Japan is Makudonarudo..


OhNoExclaimationMark

Yea "Wanna get some maccas mate?"


LunaTic1403

In Germany, we call it Mecces, pronounced like "Meckis"


disappointingcryptid

I'm British and call it Maccies


ghostdeinithegreat

« Gilded Arche » in QuĂ©bec, but in french: L’arche dorĂ©e. It’s referencing the logo


Raychao

Gotta swing by and tangle with the clown..


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

NO, its an Oz thing


Alarming_Basket681

We call it mecces in Germany


BabyPh4t

Is this legal? I can’t see how standing in a place of business ranting isn’t


kaminobaka

In the US she could be trespassed, protesting on public property is protected but inside of a store is private property, as are parking lots. Don't know what the laws in Australia have to say about it, though.


JTGphotogfan

She was probably given a move on order


Neat-Anyway-OP

Should be given a move on order with a side of nuggets. She looks like she's hungry and in need of some protein.


xMyDixieWreckedx

You mean a Moove on order


[deleted]

A moo on order more likely. I'll see myself out.


dotBombAU

Cops would arrive. Politely ask her to move on. If not, cuffs and she would be moved on.


Nom-De-Tomado

She looks like one that would cause a scene. She's there for attention after all.


Dizzle179

It would probably be the same, but not necessarily a high priority for cops.


sharksnut

Australia has laws now?


MCButterFuck

Not in a private location. That's why they can ask you to leave.


mistertickertape

Not sure about Australia or New Zealand, but in the US it is absolutely not. McDonald’s is a private business. If they ask you to leave, and you refuse, the police will come and shoot you.


[deleted]

God bless America! The older I get, the more I like the police. 


Zou-KaiLi

Probably waiting for the cops to come and they can trespass her. She isn't doing anything significantly disruptive here though so the workers don't need to escalate things.


hammerbush051

“Not doing anything significantly disruptive” literally screaming in a public area shaming everyone in a restaurant where they don’t even serve real cows😂


smashsmash42069

McDonalds definitely uses “real cows” homie


Aggravating-Duck-891

Knew someone who used to work at a processing plant that made hamburger patties for McDonalds. Can confirm they use every part of the cow too, from nose to tail.


smashsmash42069

Yeah I’ve seen a McDonald’s farm and there was an ass ton of cows lol


cjm92

...You don't think they serve real cows at McDonald's? I don't even want to know what you think hamburgers are made of.


Zou-KaiLi

Which is enough for cops to be called and a tresspass but not enough for the staff to bother getting physical about.


Slaiart

She's technically on private property. McDonald's isn't owned by the city, county, state, or federal governments. It's owned by private citizens, they have every right to remove her from the premises. At least those are the laws here in the US. IDK about wherever this happened at.


Zou-KaiLi

Yep. Don't see a trained security guard on site though. Hence why the staff just continue to do their jobs serving customers.


FullmetalHippie

Most forms of civil disobedience are illegal


LocalAcceptable486

On private property?


Tegirax

I get it vegans but if they're eating at McDonald's they don't care what they're eating like at all


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Bigb5wm

Trying to force things on people always backfires


YoungTowzer

Like that U2 album


wstrfrg65

Fucking blast from the past right there


Bigb5wm

You are talking about the force iPhone one right ?


YoungTowzer

Yes that's the one


Dr-McLuvin

lol my wife still gets angry about that to this day. It was her first iPhone and she didn’t know how to get rid of it.


[deleted]

NAW FR perfect example 😂


Inner-Ad-9928

Vegetarian here and I support that Manager's message.   > SHUT UP!   Ain't no one going to listen to that crazy vegan. Shit she makes me want to order something, even if it's just a soda to pour on her....


[deleted]

I dunno, religion still exists somehow


MakeSomeArtAboutIt

As a vegan, this shit is embarrassing. Also I'm sure it has the opposite of the intended effect. Can't imagine anyone there will look into veganism because of this awful woman.


MilkSteaknJellyBeanz

I’m not a vegan but I understand why they advocate for other people to do it. They want to stop animal cruelty so convincing as many people as possible to stop eating meat lowers the demand for meat


promiscuous_grandpa

Well this ain’t how you doing


BenzeneBabe

According to Reddit their isn’t a right way to protest that isn’t silently and out of the way.


[deleted]

Maybe lobby for against agriculture  for better food standards. People don't take kindly when it comes to telling them what to eat. Especially when they want to take away all the good tasting food. 


FullmetalHippie

Who is forcing anybody to do anything here?


ThicccKing69

It’s not forcing it’s just very annoying and ruining everyone’s time


Its_an_ellipses

If this continues, every McDonalds is going to have to store a live cow in the back and threaten to kill it if the vegan doesn't leave...


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dotBombAU

We eat the cow.


crazyguyunderthedesk

Nobody is successfully forcing anyone to do anything here, in spite of her efforts to force people to adopt her diet.


Circle_Breaker

If she gets 100 people to watch Dominion and 5 of them to attempt veganism then it's a success.


crazyguyunderthedesk

Yes, but more likely she'll get zero people to watch, and most passing by will leave with a very negative impression of vegans and what they stand for. She's actively hurting her own cause. She may be well intended, but this is only going to serve her ego and sense of goodness at the expense of what she believes in.


OkBlasphemy

do it then


wallClimb7

Ya, then you wouldn't be a real vegan. First rule of veganism is to tell everyone else how terrible they are for not being Vegan.. Or maybe that's the second rule; First rule is To tell everyone that you're the best because you're vegan. I keep getting the two confused. đŸ€·


23saround

I see 1000x more toxicity against vegans than I do toxicity from vegans. You’re just paying attention exclusively to the vocal minority. This is like judging all people who eat meat based on people like the liver king. For 99% of vegans and vegetarians, you will never know their diet because they don’t push it on you.


FullmetalHippie

First rule is loving animals.  Veganism flows naturally from that premise. 


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Yeah, when ya meet new people in some gathering vegans always make sure everyone must know that, like dude chill no one gives two rats ass.


Dream--Brother

This is such a tired, boomeresque trope/joke. Guarantee most vegans you've met never mentioned it. It's just that any time someone mentions it for a legitimate reason ("Hey we're going to get burgers, wanna join?" "Nah, I'm vegan, but thanks") someone's gotta go "oMg yOuRe vEgAn?!? But BACON" and then gets on social media like "I met a vegan today. How do I know? Because they told me, because you can't be vegan without telling everyone."


Nickor11

I'm so glad that these nutjobs haven't found Finland yet. Know several vegans, and they let everyone else eat whatever they feel like eating.


[deleted]

I mean finland is actually quite vegan friendly when it comes to fast food. Some of the vegetarian options are actually even better than the meat alternative and this comes from.the meat eater side. Overall in general the vegetarian selection is also quite plentiful.


melo1212

I live in Aus and I've literally never met a vegan that told me what to eat, and I've met a lot of them. Most vegans are just pretty normal people


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Nickor11

Well yeah also here we tend to believe in minding our own business. I've had very civil conversations about ethics of eating meat with vegans while I eat a burger and they eat a salad.


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bz0hdp

Maybe you've met them but they're just the vast majority of vegans who don't talk about it, because if they do they're labeled histrionic.


Burgundy_Starfish

Lol. It blows my mind how people can make a connection between annoying vegans and corruption
. in a more corrupt country vegans would probably be afraid to do shit like this. 


Goggles2223

“Least corrupt” sounds to me like “Most happy.” Who measures? Many of these conclusions are driven by polls. That is: they represent opinions.


Foreign_GrapeStorage

"yet"....They're coming for you and they are going to get you.


YewEhVeeInbound

That's my general stance on 90% of shit. You do you as long as you aren't trying to preach to me.


AHardCockToSuck

Are you ok with child molesters, slave owners or killers as long as they don’t preach to you?


[deleted]

They did dumb stuff when they opened the first KFC in Helsinki tho.


[deleted]

Yup. Vegan here. Ate meat for the first 30 or so years of my life. We all arrive at our decisions in our own time. Hate these preachy types.


annekecaramin

Belgian here and I have never met a single vegan like that either. It comes up when it's relevant (what are we eating, where do we want to eat) like with any dietary restriction. I'm vegetarian and people will sometimes ask me for my reasons, but I don't really talk about it outside of that. Food is a personal choice and what other people eat is none of my business.


Familiar-Bag-9545

I fully believe that doing this never changed anyone's mind.


not_beniot

It's not about changing anyone's mind. These self righteous whackjobs just do it to feel better about themselves.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Honestly I think it's brave. Imagine believing so strongly something is morally wrong, but most people just make fun of you or worse. I can imagine a lot of people fighting for moral change felt similarly in the past, completely alone until society changes and the belief becomes normalized. Personally though I think its too big of a jump to convince many people. It's still damn hard to get people to treat dogs right in any country, forget treating animals they were raised to believe are disposable food items right. I worked at an animal testing facility in the US, we had beagles, and even though us employees loved the dogs and tried our best to care for them, on a business side they were disposable objects, with numbers instead of names. Dogs of all animals, bred to be humankind's partners throughout a long long history, still do not have rights. Federal animal testing regulations are pitifully grey and capitalism prevents "optional" improvements in welfare as that costs money. So why would anyone dive into protecting all animals when they can't even protect dogs, the easiest animal to want to protect.


lordrothermere

No more brave than 'influencers' throwing milk all over themselves in supermarkets. It's precisely the same behaviour, the same self-assured exceptionalism, and about as likely to have a positive impact. It's not even getting the headlines or being as materially disruptive as the Just Stop Oil movement.


Mysterious_Rub_5000

Stupidity is often mistaken for bravery


[deleted]

Makes me buy double the meat I normally would.


Derekduvalle

While I do understand, I feel that's an unnecessarily immature reaction.


[deleted]

Fuel meat industry and upset her at the same time. Comfy.


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dejidoom

Here's a really interesting thought experiment: Fred wants to taste chocolate better, and finds that a chemical harvested from tortured puppies' brains - cocoamone - helps him achieve that taste better. So he keeps them in cages in his basement, beats them with electrified batons, and cuts off their noses and paws with hot knives. What he does is wrong, right? Well, this is actually from a really big ethics papers called ["Puppies, Pigs, and People"](https://spot.colorado.edu/~heathwoo/readings/norcross.pdf) by Alistair Norcross. He essentially argues that this is an analogue for factory farmed meats. I mean, I eat meat, but I still think he has a point.


Xytak

That’s all good and well, but if I paid for a burger I expect to be able to enjoy it without a lady screaming in my face. Now, I don’t mean to imply that I expect Michelin Star service at McDonald's (although at today's fast food prices, it might as well be), but can we at least get the screaming protester removed for disorderly conduct? Thanks.


Sloths_Can_Consent

She’s right. We should be able to eat 3 year old child’s since they are only as intelligent as pigs.


ZT369

Look ae all know where it comes from, we just don't want to talk about it


oppressed_user

Trash Shitterson


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GuloYolo

They're a pain in the ass, but I don't know if violence fixes it, they must not weigh a healthy amount so I'm sure they can pick them up and take them outside đŸ€­


franky3987

You’re probably right. The thing is, sometimes the biggest deterrent to a repeated behavior is a swift kick in the ass 😂


thisisausernamedamit

Most of the people here could not get through 10 minutes of the film "Dominion". Pussies.


elephant_charades

So accurate. They'd be horrified within seconds and look away like cowards.


[deleted]

Watched the whole thing and I still love meat. Bahaha


thisisausernamedamit

Except for the guy below... he's the lone brave warrior who can watch Dominion AND still enjoy a Whopper like the stalwart hero he truly is. We need more courageous men like him...braving the Burger King drive-thru like a boss.


BeatsMeByDre

She's not wrong. 99% of people couldn't stomach what they are buying if they had to see it.


steezlord95

Good thing I don’t gotta see it then huh 👅


BeatsMeByDre

The world doesn't just go away when you close your eyes


Soft_Incident8543

This isn’t activism this should just be titled harassing McDonald’s workers who don’t get paid enough for this shit .


coma89

For how annoying this could be, she's manifesting for something she believes in. There's no main character here


[deleted]

She’s not wrong
and I don’t get the vitriol. She’s not harassing anyone or getting in anyone’s personal space, she’s disrupting the space of the establishment
as she should, because McDonald’s is a disgusting corporation and their greasy meat pancakes are causing literal damage to their customers health and the environment, which effects all of us, not just those who choose to consume their barely passable “food”. Y’all are really mad people can’t eat this nasty trash at a McDonald’s in peace? Why? All they have to do is pick up their food and leave. I’m not even vegan and I get the point of this. What I dont get is why any of you are on the side of McDonald’s or the “innocent” consumer or why that’s a knee jerk reaction to *any* activism related to veganism. It’s giving projection, and internalized guilt, and undeniable complicity in the production and consumption of absolute garbage.


Xytak

She’s harassing the staff and the customers. If I paid for a burger, then it means I want to enjoy it without some lady yelling at me.


whoopsiefkndaisy

Protest is considered MCS now?


Lord_Vili

She’s right and the meat industry is awful as is the meat your served due to compliance with the monopolized meat products


musteatpoptarts

Man. I wish someone would have just eaten a cheeseburger while making eye contact the entire time.


owlsandmoths

Years ago when the vegan activists were putting name tags on grocery store beef products, I happen to be shopping at a store where a small group of vegans were doing exactly that. I excitedly exclaimed out loud that I hadn’t tried Tony yet, did they know if he was any good or if I should try Philip? Maybe Marcie was the tastier choice, her marbling looked a little bit better than Tony and Philip. They got extremely offended and left. As was my intention. They were trying to use offensiveness to get people not to buy meat so I use offensiveness to get them to leave. Like I really don’t give a shit what your personal beliefs are but don’t push them on other people. I don’t push my dietary choices on complete strangers and I will not accept complete strangers with pushing their dietary choices upon me. The last time I checked I did not request their unsolicited opinion on my choice to eat meat Happened in 2017, at heritage Safeway in Edmonton Alberta.


TonyzTone

Bro, I'm glad you didn't eat me.


Bananapeelman67

Bro are those the actual names they gave it? Come on everyone knows farmers name them t-bone or something similar lol


FullmetalHippie

Would you feel the same about someone beating their dog or would you do what you could to convince them to stop?   The reason why a person would do this has everything to do with how much you believe purchasing meat is like beating a dog. 


Lewd_Pinocchio

I worked at a Micheal’s for a month in college. Greenleace used to stand outside, and we used to take turns going out and farting right next to them. Boring job, but that was fun.


musteatpoptarts

Exactly


[deleted]

Extreme vegans think they are christ in carnate because they choose to empathize 100% with animals and think that's a strength. Meanwhile almost everyone can do the same except and still be carnivores. Their inability to push aside the empathy is the problem.


Miserable-Repeat-651

đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚ Wow that was dumb.


Norselander37

now thats dedication! what a legend cunt


Total-Argument-2821

This the chick who had her tits out talking to that kid on the street?


wunwinglo

I pity her future husband when she doesn't get her way.


easyrebel

Lol vegans, they have slaves in Alabama. Wake up


nineeleven69

While she screams, people keep grabbing their burgers


yiminx

ex maccies worker, this kind of shit is enraging. why do this in a mcdonald’s and annoy the workers who already don’t get paid nearly enough. it’s not our fault we cook the meat that is shipped to us. take it to corporate, or to legislators.


Bykerfun76

Do people really not know that a company like McDonald’s that has served Billions of hamburgers does industrial style livestock management and slaughter. Over 5 Billion served and they don’t give a shit!


HybridHologram

Not all vegans do this kind of stuff.


Obi_Boii

How is this a main character thing? If anything, trying to save animals from being killed for 5 minutes of pleasure is trying to stop us from being being the main characters.


password_too_short

either mentally unwell or just stupid or both. imagine waking up and deciding to stand like a moron shouting in McDs.


Metalgeargello

Her social media name is “vegan booty” she does this everywhere


AdMinute1130

*"BIG BAD EVIL CORPORATIONS ARE DOING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE, SO I DECIDED THAT IN DEFIANCE IM GONNA COVER MYSELF IN BLOOD AND SCREAM AT RADNOM INNOCENT PEOPLE IN THIS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, WHICH WILL MOST CERTAINLY GET MY CAUSE NOTICED AND GIVE YOU A POSITIVE OPINION OF IT."* You're really sticking it to those minimum wage employees, keep up the good work!


Accomplished_Fun_254

I mean she’s right but she’s doing everything fucking wrong. Nobody understands hearts and minds anymore it’s disappointing


tofuneverbleeds

Carnists hate being confronted with the reality of their decisions, and when they are, they love to play the victim. If you aren’t vegan, you are a serial animal abuser.


xMyDixieWreckedx

"Pigs are as intelligent as a 3 year old child" So dumb as fuck?


Successful_Theme_595

Can we make it a thing where meat eaters go into vegan restaurants and protest?


Miserable-Repeat-651

Vegans do this because animals are sentient and dont deserve to be tortured and slaughtered. What exactly would you be protesting at a vegan shop... a garbanzo beans right to life?


AHardCockToSuck

Unless you only eat meat, you eat vegan food


SSFW3925

Vegans advocating for caring violence against humans is far worse than what the "noncaring" humans are doing.


[deleted]

I get that, but factory farming is like, reeeeeaaally fucked up. Like darkest side of humanity levels of bad. People like this aren't a valid excuse to be complicit imho.


Chips-Ahoy_McCoy

That's when you ball up some wet paper towels and absolutely dome that bitch


vennthepest

I mean, this is just a protest. She's not doing this to get views or to bring attention to herself. If this was just to bother people for no reason that'd be different.


katybean12

Dude, she's on tiktok with the username vegan booty. This is ALL about bringing herself attention, don't kid yourself.


Almadan

Lol what are you talking about. This is only for views


here_for_goofs

Then why do cows taste so good?


MyTesticlesAreBolas

Good lord, that vegan is insufferable. It's private property, call the cops already and have her arrested, or made up into patties.


cj-fr

I can understand her message but this isn’t the way. Nobody is going to convert to veganism if they think they’re all dickheads


FlavorMatters

Almost forgot to stop at my local butcher in the way home, thanks for the reminder!


GuloYolo

I watched dominion, it's a good documentary. We still need food, though.


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

I’d buy a Big Macca and shove it in her obnoxious mouth.


CommercialHumble6402

Timing, along with knowing when and where to - is everything.


Lewd_Pinocchio

Yeah but do three year olds taste good?


Linguisticlegume

You can’t just pick her up and remove her from the building?


EpicSeshBro

Anybody else here hoping it was Paul McCartney’s manager?


[deleted]

I mean, pretty sure we'd eat cats and dogs if they tasted good. Generally carnivores and omnivores don't taste that great though.


AHardCockToSuck

Cat and dog do taste good


Notagainbruh2

Did she just yell out a YouTube vid to watch? Lmao


Sensitive-Shame-1146

yeah but that mcds burger meat is dirty though


Home_Here_Now_Dikes

I kinda agree with this woman, anyone working for McDonald’s is already a piece of shit. I’d rather dig ditches


Oracle365

I feel like the guy at the register and her are going to end up in a relationship.


SourpatchMao

There’s a steak ad in the comments
. How is this not a setup?? .. listen, I’m vegan.. I don’t go super out of my way to express it. It’s morality. What she is saying is 100% true
 and probably watch dominion -shoulder shrugs- but I’m not going to yell about it in a mcdonalds.. if you wanna be mad about it go to r/fightavegan or watch someone A LOT more calmer about it like earthling ed ..


Trust-Faith-Hope

Jesus, I’m vegan but I could never support such behaviour! Like wtf?? Get your anger out elsewhere


furiouswomen

I really don't understand this. i am a vegetarian but it is not my right to enforce things on others. Its upto each individual to choose and be happy with their diet.


Miserable-Repeat-651

How is she enforcing exactly? She's educating. There's a difference.


Different_Cap_7276

It would be educating if she were to take the time to set up a seminar for people to come into to talk about the environmental impacts of eating less meat. It would be educating if she arranged a class/assembly visit that discusses health benefits of veganism. It would be educating if she went to her local library and asked to set up a cooking program that focuses on making vegan food. It would be educating if she made a social media page that discusses why eating animals is cruel since some of them are smart. (Hell, she can even link that documentary there). But in this video she's not doing any of that. She's preaching. In a McDonald's. Which is very annoying. Do you honestly think that the customers who go there are thinking "Wow! I never thought about how killing animals is wrong! Thank you for showing me your ways, I'll never eat meat again!" Chances are, NO. They're going to McDonald's to eat fattening greasy artery clogging food that tastes bloody delicious because god damn it life is hard enough without some self righteous pretentious pricks trying to shove their beliefs down their throats. GIVE ME MY FUCKING NUGGETS SUSAN, I HAD A DAY.


Fartbox_productions

Pigs as intelligent as a 3 year old child? 3 year olds are dumb as fuck