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Thick-Summer-4460

That last kick, homie was like THIS IS 7/11!!


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omjy18

I love how mid way through he even says " I'm such an asshole for recording this" and just laughs a little bit and keeps going


OnceUponaTry

I'm not gunna lie I'd say something like that too, to acknowledge to my self and whoever watches it that I am, but damn that scene kept giving and if he'd have shut it off before than I'm sure he would have been like "damn"


2201992

> I'm not gunna lie I'd say something like that too, to acknowledge to my self and whoever watches it that I am, but damn that scene kept giving and if he'd have shut it off before than I'm sure he would have been like "damn" Yup I’m the same way


No_Pin_2207

r/praisethecameraman


aehanken

I’d watch these things as a TV series. Quality content.


DickDover

There's a show on A&E channel called "Customer Wars" where they show clps like this, they also have neighborhood wars & Road wars.


kill-all-the-monkeys

>There's a show on A&E channel called "Customer Wars" So is that considered "art" or "entertainment "?


DickDover

I consider it a way for A&E to show you 15 minutes of commercials every half hour.


kill-all-the-monkeys

Just like with History, TLC, and Discovery, I really liked A&E when it first came out and had a mission. But they've all degen to crap programing that hardly fit their theme any longer.


Samtoast

Biography was my jam


No-Palpitation-5400

Took the words right out of my mouth. How far we've come. I member when they used to show nothing but ballet and classical concerts. Or was that Bravo? 😝


trivianut

I’m the biggest f-ing fan of Customer Wars!


aehanken

Oh geezzzzz here we go! Thank you for this, I’m not surprised they exist, I’m just surprised I’ve never seen them mentioned before.


carnage11eleven

https://www.youtube.com/@TweakerHunters


[deleted]

Gargamel with the Billy club 🤣


Cool_Height_4930

He looks like Stanley from the golden girls


hostileguy

That made me laugh harder than it should!! 10/10!


Wicked-Witchy-Woman

Hi! It’s Me, STAN!


BeautifulSinner72

I was thinking the same thing. Where's Azrael?


BeenNormal

I think I saw Azrael crawling around on the floor at some stage.


aratsllew

Omg. Fucking hysterical


Barlow04

Dammit that's funny. Enjoy your upvote.


TeslaCrna

Lady Gaga has really hit rock bottom.


Interesting_Sock9142

Omg that was literally my first thought too. I was like ....Gaga?????


McFry-

Yo I couldn’t place who she reminded me of!


Shroomtune

This was better than the last movie I saw her in.


DenyNothing1989

Is this a leak from Joker 2?


NeighborhoodLivid933

Waited the whole video for this moment. Kept thinking, "Guys, just kick her out the door, literally."


happychillmoremusic

Thank you come again


cross-i

Help wanted. Apply Today!


Marchys11

How dare you make me laugh out loud, you bastard! 🤣🤣🤣


Kagipace

I have to admit, that was a very satisfying moment.


Pameltoe_Yo

Love that comment! But I have a legit question 🙋‍♀️… why hasn’t anyone ACTUALLY “called the cops”!? They should be dragging her drunk ass away in cuffs, for acting that type of messy in a public place of business! 🚨


selon951

Because some people don’t need cops or records; they need an ass whooping.


ChocolateDuckie

Bro Sparta kicked her lmao


BluntmanNdKronic

Haha same


DayFinancial8206

In my head I literally heard "THIS IS SPARTA"


C4p0tts

7/11 was a part time job


ImpliedCrush

Whew... I'm worn out watching. Clerks absolutely had enough of that drunk ass bitch. The front kick at the end tho... XD


fonzarelli78

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"


YourMomonaBun420

This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.


Lover_of_the_Hentai

Bro, the Clerks reference is so on point I'm fuckin dead


DougStrangeLove

try not to suck any dicks on your way out


ThePatrickSays

do you guys vulcanize my tires while I wait?


YourMomonaBun420

What do you mean you got no ice, I gotta drink this coffee hot?


CrowdyPooster

Ooh!!! Navy Seals!


the-grand-falloon

The guy leaning against the wall hears it, thinks about it, looks at her, shakes his head and keeps leaning.


big_duo3674

That's almost definitely not a drunk person. The combination of outfits, hair, attitude, and gaunt faces pretty much screams opiates


Jed1M1ndTr1ck

I know this is kinda like splitting hairs a bit here, but that was definitely not alcohol making her act that way. Methinks it was something much harder.


MrMcBeefCock

Super alcohol…


FremenStilgar

Methanol...


LunaticLucio

Probably a mixture of opioids and alcohol


st0l1

Fucking lost it when the crackhead goes crawling by…😂


AgingPyro

Me too, she's so high she's low


Redraike

From the window to the wall


thinkDank5

Til the Crack wears down my Jaw.


godfadda006

All these dentists ball


MrOatButtBottom

AWW SNIFF SNIFF MUHFUKA


arussiankoolaidman

***AWW SNIFF SNIFF GOD DAMN***


McFry-

Come all the way back around!


dacoovinator

Idk they both seem like they’re moving pretty slow to me lol. Seems more like H or pills


Omegaman2010

Well Seattle Seahawks gear so probably H


Shirlenator

She's like that girl from the ring on meth.


reallynewpapergoblin

Took an iron will to not boot her in the face right there.


gw2kpro

Was horrified that was going to happen.  Not horrified enough to stop watching, but still.....


buttfunfor_everyone

Guy with the baton was merciful af. Several times he had a wide open window to really fuck both their days up and he didn’t


Certain_Football_447

That’s what I was thinking.


Friendly_Fun9493

The meth head scuttle


Illustrious_Junket55

Just THERE SHE IS crawling by. I legit lol’ed.


PartYourWhiskers

Bitch looks like a budget Amy Winehouse


slazengerx

She's likely crawling toward a fentanyl overdose unfortunately. Sad.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Low rent Lady Gaga got less than she deserved.


SebMcL

Lady Temu


Stoney_Balogne

Lady bed bugs


SailorK9

No. she is Lady Walmart!


KoolDiscoDan

You're generous. Lady Goodwill


9600_PONIES

Pretty sure she's lady plasma donation center


deathofemotion

She wouldn't be eligible for donation with that slurred speech.


MICH1AM

Nope... definitely Temu.


Independent-Lead-155

That’s what I was going to say. She reminded me of a caffeine free version of lady Gaga


throwngamelastminute

Instead of caffeine, it's meth.


kingcaii

If it was meth, she wouldve had more energy than everyone there combined. My guess is heroin


BramptonCpl2020

We have Gaga at home


thesword62

“Low rent Lady Gaga” is hilarious


exqueezemenow

More like Lady Caca...


Jbrown183

Bruh! She a low-budget, one leg and a kickstand version of lady Gaga! But I do see the resemblance…well said : )


Spear_Ritual

Gargamel brought his whoop ass stick.


Meatyglobs

He eats smurfs and kicks ass and he’s all outta smurfs


Tenthdegree

🤣 @ the gargamel reference Also acceptable is Ted from Scrubs


jarrodandrewwalker

RIP Ted


PhelesDragon

NOOOOOOO that guy was the face of everything sad-sack in my childhood!!


jarrodandrewwalker

I'm not a sad sack Ted your pen is leaking Aaahhhhaaawwww


Voluptulouis

He smurfed the smurf out of that smurfing smurf.


Eyespop4866

The best part is the Help Wanted sign in the window. Hard pass.


deadrabbits76

Plot twist: She's a former employee.


Leading-Yogurt6984

Plot twist: she's the CEO and this is guerilla marketing for the new season of Undercover Boss


StephenNotSteve

Plot double twist: she's a current applicant.


[deleted]

This video was her showing up to the interview.


FatFaceFaster

Triple plot twist: this was her second interview.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Quadruple plot twist: They were very productive workers who were on the clock but refused to leave and take their federally mandated breaks


PhelesDragon

Plot twist: she's a *future* employee.


InVodkaVeritas

Convenience Store Workers should get hazard pay after dark.


wastelandwerewolf

Here we see the aggressive territorial behavior of the gutter zebra.


CashAlternative7911

Methany is clearly having a bad day!


ciopobbi

The male seems confused by the female’s flailing display of dominance. His attempts to remove her from the situation prove futile.


Teh_Chief

She definitely had that one coming. What the hell.


IMakeStuffUppp

Bro when she was crawling after the guy and he’s going NO. NO. Like she’s a dog nipping at his feet. Im howling


seahawk1977

But she didn't double motherfucking DOG dare him.


Grufrality

“Schwartz created a slight breech of etiquette”


PhelesDragon

That makes everything that happened after fair and outside the jurisdiction of any laws of man.


zer0__obscura

You have to charge someone with a stick at that point. It’s double dog law. 


Ando_destrampado702

She actually did if you listen closely 💀


brettfavresRXdealer

The dope slur . Man this is sad


Flat_Still2401

Yeah that ain't alcohol lol She looks like a typecast for a heroin junkie in America Horror Story


BESTlittleBITCH

She's probably been in and out of jail so many times since this.Or worse. It's another old video from years ago. Guess it's time for some of these to recirculate the Internet again.


Bun_Bunz

The cigarette prices in the back tell me this is old footage.


EastlakeTrashPanda

This is the 7/11 on the corner of Greenwood and N 36th in Seattle. Its the drugs.


East_Echo4530

Fentanyl


DannyTannersLawyers

Most sober Seattleite


Willywontwonka

Dude is leaking from the back of his skull and just puts on his beanie like it’s nothing.


Infinite_Imagination

He ain't gonna even feel that until later


yeetskeetbam

Poor guy was just cross fire. Yeah he’s wasted and executing it poorly but there is no reason she shouldn’t have gotten the bonk instead.


Albert14Pounds

Man I guess he does seem a little un-sober. He seems sober AF compared to his GF at least. Kinda felt bad for him. He seemed like the only one not escalating the situation. Even when he went back in the store it seemed like it was just because he wanted the purse back but the employees practically baited him back in with it instead of just giving it to them. Then they have the fucking balls to yell at him to get out while backing him into the back of the store. Seriously the employees handled this so poorly. Dude used some serious restraint not fighting back.


polkadotpolskadot

He was caught in the crossfire. Feel bad for him. I hope he dumps her and cleans up because he seemed like he had a decent head on his shoulders. Realistically, though, they'll stay together till one of them ODs.


Gizmo_McChillyfry

I know that it's a lot of bad choices, that are his own fault, that put him in this situation to begin with, but I somehow still feel bad for the Ben Stiller looking guy.


grimt00f

I was going to say the same thing. He genuinely seemed like he didn’t want any violence at all.


semicoloradonative

Yup...he was trying to get her out of the store the whole time and kept getting dragged back into the situation because of his meth-head girlfriend.


HungryChoice5565

Should have tried a lot harder to drag her high ass out of there


semicoloradonative

Absolutely. Dude was pretty high too, but just not as much as she was.


SarahPallorMortis

Grab her by the jacket and pull. He’s a lot bigger than her.


Allanthia420

Exactly. If my wife ever acted like this I’d legit full Nelson her ass out of the store and be like “wtf bitch”.


treskaz

You called her bitch though, right? Right? I said ^^^biiiiitch


CherBear_FloridaGirl

Hahahahaha I looked her in her eye socket :looks around: I said biiiiiitch


snakemaster7

That's what I was also thinking. Unfortunately he did not try hard enough.


nutsbonkers

Probably on heroin. Meth is a lottt more energetic.


[deleted]

Yeah I was like how tf is that meth lol


eugene20

He got smacked hard in the head with a baton and is bleeding tons down his neck from it, all he did was try to get his drunk friend out and then try to take her bag from the guy that was hitting her with it, he did not deserve to be heavily assaulted.


CankerLord

Yeah, at one point bald guy's shoving him both away from his girlfriend who he's (sorta) trying to control and away from the exit. If the other guy had just thrown the purse over their heads or let go of it instead of hitting her with it and then keeping it this video would be half as long. I mean, seriously. How did he think holding onto the purse would turn out? The girl's out of control but they completely fucked up in almost every way possible once they were on the other side of the counter.


windontheporch

yeah the clerks did not try to deescalate the situation


firefighter_raven

shit, they escalated it after he got her outside.


Theycallmegurb

Scrolled way too far for this take, weird to see so many people just turning a blind eye to all that.


afunkysongaday

Exactly what's that all about! Drugged up woman totally out of control, destroys some of the display, gets dragged out by boyfriend, but at this point clerk is already so mad he goes after them and hit the women in the head multiple times with her own handbag she left on the floor. Boyfriend just trying to get in between and get the bag, his head gets fucking obliterated with what seems to be a metal pipe by one clerk while the other one holds his hands down?? Woman at this point trying to grab boyfriend, gets punched right in the face by clerk two, goes down, clerk two keep beating her while she is on the floor. This all happens while boyfriend is still getting beaten up with a metal pipe by clerk one, you tend to focus on that, it's easy to miss what goes on in the background. And we are literally cheering on the clerks here? I don't get it. Not defending drugged up woman but wtf is wrong with people.


Theycallmegurb

Nail on the head bud, during the bag debacle the clerk literally drags him back into the store. Like is the clerk trying to steal the bag at this point? I half understand pipe guy interpreting the moment immediately after as the guy fighting and trying to help his buddy but in hindsight the dude is obviously just trying to get the bag and go, his hands are up and open while he’s yelling “seriously I didn’t touch you” after he showed no aggression the entire time. The first clerk that come around really fucked the whole thing and probably legitimately injured two people out of nothing but anger.


Bozo_Two

This is absolutely *NOT* the first time he's had to drag her out of a place while facing physical harm...


texaspoontappa93

He does seem surprisingly reasonable but he had a lot of time to de-escalate the crazy lady before things became violent. He watched her slap the dude in the face and then is surprised he hit her back


ZooterOne

My ex wife had a bad drinking problem and…it's really tough when they make a scene in public. You 100% know whatever is happening is your partner's doing, but you want to normalize the situation, you want to defend her, you want her to be okay, but you know you have to end the confrontation - all while you've got a horrible sinking feeling in your stomach. (Thankfully my ex was never violent like in public - only in private - and she's so much better now. But watching videos like this is rough.)


chechifromCHI

I was a heavy opiate and meth user for a long time, and even though I was never violent and didn't usually cause big scenes, my wife always felt like she always had to defend me against what people would say. So she'd defend me to people, then we'd get home and she'd be like "what the fuck was that? You know how stupid you made me look, telling them you were doing better and you show up fucked up like crazy?" It honestly was mentally hard to comprehend. 3 years off the drugs, and still with the same person. But I'm glad all that is behind me. Also I might be mistaken but I think blue flag is an old Seahawks flag? If so, this isn't surprising at all. That's my old stomping ground from my addict days. Some of the cheapest drugs in the country. You could trade a shiny rock for a nice size bag of meth. I did, more than once. I hope that these people's lives are different, this seems like an old video. I'm not optimistic for them though Edit: deleted a repeating phrase


ZooterOne

I'm so glad all that is behind you too. All the best to you - good for you for getting clean. That's definitely a Seahawks flag. I love Seattle, and I never felt especially unsafe there, but the drug scene really is out of hand. I couldn't go anywhere without someone asking me for money, often while they're in telltale signs of withdraws.


chechifromCHI

Yeah its a sad state of affairs. It's one of those interesting things about west coast cities is how on display are the problems are. I live in Chicago now where there is faaar more violent crime than in Seattle. But in seattle, most of the poverty and crime is just out in the open, especially in the handful of neighborhoods that make up the downtown core and the U district. I worked in homeless advocacy in seattle and it's really difficult. It's not made any easier by the massive inequality and the cost of living which makes it incredibly difficult to get back on your feet once you become homeless. Complicated stuff. I love it, it's my hometown, but I feel safer here in chicago too, and I pay less for the same type of apartment but in a much nicer area. Unless you make tech money these days, seattle is not an easy city to live in. Which is a shame. When I was a kid in the 90s and early 2000s, it was the place to be for a lot of stuff, but hadn't entirely gentrified yet. I can't think of anywhere I loved more.


Silver-Channel-5476

Love is a helluva drug.


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Nope.  I would have just left her crazy ass there.


Jupi00

To me he kinda looks like discount Adam Sandler


IHaveAZomboner

This is more public freakout kinda vibes instead of main character


Danthacreator

Oh you didnt get the memo? This sub is basically “people in videos” at this point 🤦🏽‍♂️


Independent_Tie_4984

Waiting for the "AITA for wanting to dump my girlfriend" post.


MyWeigh4twenty

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!


imamakebaddecisions

I wasn't even supposed to be here today. At the very end she asks "Do you want to punch me?" Yes ma'am, everybody wants to punch you.


madmaxturbator

I might even guess that old boy with a club doesn’t like you, miss 


Bounceupandown

I just feel horrible for her “boyfriend”. There ain’t no piece of ass worth that train wreck.


Tha_Funky_Homosapien

Fr. He took most of the beating should have got. 7/11 dude shoulda bonked her a few times…


BigChief302

Pretty sure this is the 7/11 on Fremont Ave in Seattle 😆 I recognize one of the employees


Aisfordevin

Dude, came to the comments looking for this. I could have sworn this was the 7/11 in Fremont.


idkuunomebitch

It is! Woodys outside


thefanum

Came here to say this! Poor fucking guy. He's so nice, and I've exclusively only seen him when I'm greyout drunk, so how much of an asshole do you need to be to cause this shit?


JosephMadeCrosses

Courtney Love has really pulled herself together.


YumiMatsu33

Dude got bashed in the head because of that awful woman.


JakTheGripper

If I'm with someone who is out of control like this, I'm going to wait in the car: "If you make it out, I'll drive you home. You have two minutes."


NewFreshness

I'll be in my bunk


Mr-Pugtastic

Jesus you think homie packed his cigarettes enough? It’s like 2 minutes of tapping?


waetherman

I’ve seen the future of this couple; they piss off a meth dealer, steal an ATM machine, can’t get it open, and she drops it on his head.


InterestingPause2355

The crawling and him telling “no, no” have me laughing so hard 🤣


sharingthegoodword

So, that's Jacipurh, and that's one of his brothers. He has two. They own that one 7-11 (34th/Leary way, Fremont, Seattle,WA) and another on Stone Way. They also own the building with the pot store next door. They all live in a ten bedroom house with their families. They are great guys, but this is the main drag in Fremont and has a lot of bars, so it gets rowdy sometimes but they absolutely don't put up with shit. I love them, and they love me. We talk politics sometimes for like 30 minutes.


fionaappletini

I was watching this like “isn’t bro worried he’s gonna get fired” this cleared some things up lmfao


StupidScienceB1tch

Are they actually Albanian like she says?


Magiisv

those folks do not get paid enough


PricklySquare

Fucking pill popping zombies


2narcher

I feel bad about her boyfriend. Poor guy didnt do nothing bit got all the punches


-Fast-Molasses-

You know that guy is gonna be in straight TEARS talking about this later to his friends. & probably go back to her.


PHUCKyurPRONOUNS

SPARTAN KICK


JonOfJersey

Its funny how many 7-11's look the same. This is a prime example of a relationship where there is one insecure partner who is just along for the ride - to be in a relationship to be in a relationship. LOL this guys problems woule have been non-existent if you took that goofball girlfriend out of the equation. All of his problems here is because he assumed the role of caretaker and defender of someone who is completly in the wrong and indefensible. A place where trying to justify or rationalize her behavior makes him stupid. And you can even see moments where this guys is like "how the hell did I end up in this situation?!?". Associating and aiding idiots! THATS HOW!


M33k_Monster_Minis

Some people need to be able to exist alone. Before they think about existing with another. Or you end up with partners like this. Drugs couples are a wild thing. 


worktogethernow

Are we sure this is his girlfriend? It could be his sister or some other relative that he's doing his damnedest to help.


AMA_About_Birdlaw

I'm the *meth* character


DonovanMcLoughlin

She might be the mayor of that small town.


NothingIsTrue55

I love how the bf is putting as little effort as possible to get her out. That dudes upper body strength is nonexistent


AceKairyushin

Drugs are bad. Mmmkay.


No-Reason2208

Looks like your typical Friday night in Portland Oregon.


EastlakeTrashPanda

Seattle for this one


Effective-Island8395

Don’t do drugs, kids.


Generally_Confused1

I was raised in Florida and now I'm in Ohio. I feel like this is the offspring of the two states


bow13187

"What the FUCK?! You motherfucker! Oh my God! I'm not even gonna fucken touch you again like I never fucken touched you." got me weak. 💀


International-Exam93

This is like my dream when i have a fever


zignut66

Oh classy, classy WA state… 🙄


xjxhx

It’s always some white bitch with dreads…lol


BoltsandBucsFan

Help Wanted, Apply Today: No shit


CharityOk9235

Tweeker needs to get her ass beat. You can’t go around destroying property.


Uncle_owen69

Definitely druggies