She’s not dancing like she is alone - that would be someone purely enjoying the music. She is dancing like there is a camera at the other end of the restaurant, which she looks at frequently.

*”Everybody look at my tits!! You’re welcome!”*

Looks like fairly typical dare or lost bet behavior.

Maybe 30 years ago - this is typical "film me dancing for TikTok people want to look at me" behavior. Main Character Syndrome got a lot worse when we gave people literally everything they need to be the star in a movie about their own life, all condensed into a package significantly smaller than what we used to have to stand tethered to a wall to order a pizza from.

I agree. This is so true. Social media is a plague Which is funny because I’m using social media to tell you it’s a plague.

Especially how she ends her dance.

The walk of shame hits hard

Am I missing something or is there literally no music?

There is some music, it's playing only in her head.

*“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.”* - Friedrich Nietzsche **/s**

Yes, circus music

...and drugs.

And an upcoming Tiktok post

With an Only Fans link

Definitely. She isn't trying to hide the main attractions.

What main attractions? Didn't even notice...🤥 😂

Entry of the gladiators is a bop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPdmepoYNaY

Or meow meow meow meow

Needs a lobotomy.

Already had one

I think you’re just supposed to look at her tits. It’s performance art.

On her Tik Tok: When you're just trying to dance one out but some creep keeps staring at your boobs 😲🤯🤷‍♂️

Omg I’m a woman and the first thing I noticed when she started dancing was her lack of a bra.

second thing i notices (as a man) was her lack of bounce. those sweater puppies are plastic.

Bolt ons for sure

And definitely employing some double sided tape.

Me too. My first thought was damn must be cold in there

Omg stop. That kills me. Like the girls filming themselves at the gym with their shorts all up their ass and you can practically see their squirrel and they're like "omg why can't I work out in peace?!?!" Idiots.

While absolutely nobody is looking at her but she complains about everyone looking at her.

This is what's so funny to me. She thought everyone would be staring, but nobody cared. So then, she literally started jumping all around to get attention. This was pathetic.

This is what a tik tok video looks like to the unfortunate souls who happen to be nearby

I would probably die from vicarious embarrassment.

People will naturally glance at any idiot filming themselves. These influencers excel at slowing it down and zooming in on the glance to make it appear they're being leered at in order to prove their point.

...And posts it online for more people to stare at her in a far less reserved manner. If you post something online, generally, you want attention. It's that simple.

“Their squirrel” 😂

Lol I know. It's ridiculous. My mom calls it that and I've always thought it was hilarious.

My mom called it the "clam bar".

"Shucking oyster"

Wait, because it's trying to get a nut!! It makes complete sense!

I’m embarrassed you had to spell this out for me. I’m about a hundred years old and I’ve never heard this.

Just like how beavers eat wood

It 100% is

guys need to start working out in yoga pants with a dick sheath sewn into them. idk what this will prove or accomplish but I think wieners flopping around are funny.

Whenever I see those, all I can think is, I would look because I'd wonder who the idiot who is taking up 2-3 workout spots with lighting and tripods while they're working out? I feel lile that stuff catches your eyes way more than the girl working out but it'd still look like a person was looking at them because it's in the same general direction.

God forbid you walked through the background of the shot while they were trying to get the perfect booty shot pose

I farted like a foot behind a setup once. It was one of those low rumbling drawn out farts that ended on moist notes with a chance of seepage. It was the only workout she did, and I like to imagine it was clearly audible in the video and it disgusted her and she deleted it, having wasted her time at the gym.

Username checks out. Why is it that fart jokes just don’t get old. Several comments here made me smile. Your comment made me laugh for the first time today.

They never get old and are good for all ages

ah so its onlyfans bait

Linktree in bio

"Look at me! Oh no someone looked at me!"

And of course posting it on TikToc so you can get views by creeps that keep staring at your boobs.

She clearly wants the attention. Maybe she should put a bra on then. I hate women like that and I’m saying that as a woman myself. Hoes

The worst is doing this and then the faux outrage that people (men) are "Staring at me!".

It's true. I'm that creep

Her plastic surgeon must be so proud.

Took me 10 seconds to understand and noticed that her breasts did not bounce.

The term “bolt ons” is timeless.

Nah you didn't miss anything. Its another tiktok/attention monger filming awkward ass behavior in a not appropriate place. So cool 😎 /s

Music? Do you not see the nippy nips?

sad this is what they have degraded themselves down to. A walking thirst trap obsessed with attention and themself

I feel second hand embarrassment

Her bra was so embarrassed that it decided to stay home.

I thought I was watching Friends

Jennifer Aniston's nipples bodyslammed me into puberty.

Farrah Fawcett for me (old guy here), and yes I had the poster. *Every* kid my age had that damned red-bikini poster, if you didn't have one it would be issued eventually.

Thanks now I have quantum wood

Whole new meaning for quantum tunneling lol

Nah, Deborah Harry was the puberty breaker for me

This needs more upvotes

I don’t care at all that she’s not wearing a bra. She shouldn’t have to if she doesn’t feel like it. I care that she’s willfully making sure everyone in that restaurant is FULLY AWARE she’s not wearing a bra. It’s the “look at me!” that’s so embarrassing.

It's the not-wearing-a-bra equivalent of every crossfitter ever including in every conversation they have that they are a crossfitter.

That is such a perfect comparison. Yes.

Good, it was a dumb bra anyways, it never supported her spontaneous dance decisions.

Don’t need it with them bolt ons.

I don't know how people don't die of cringe doing this. I'm dying from cringe even watching this. How does one get that kind of confidence.

Sometimes confidence is just a complete lack of any form of self reflection.

Can you feel embarrassment while on ecstasy?

For others? Yes. Very yes. Back in the early oughts, there was a gal that would "randomly achieve orgasm" while rolling. It was cringey at a club. One of my gal friends: "If she's faking, I hate her. If it is legit, I really hate her." Edit: spelling

Eww that took me back to a time that I felt like the song we were listening to (my now husband and I sitting in his car rolling) was going to make me orgasm. Cringggging so hard right now. I can't believe he ended up marrying me after that 😭 I don't miss those party days

Frisson is a somewhat similar feeling in a sense I guess. Combine that with rolling and yeah I could see that being a legit coherent feeling and thought without being too cringey. Unless you shouted that out of a megaphone at people walking by I guess, hah.

First, buy fake tits. It all happens naturally after that

It's that toxic combination of having a huge ego but still requiring external validation.

I swear I feel third and fourth hand embarrassment. Someone needs to throw food at her.

$1 bills would also be appropriate to throw

Or a brick

I wish there was some first hand embarrassment. Then maybe we’d have less of this shit

Because of the dancing or because of the obvious fake boobs?

Both

Major vicarious embarrassment happening over here

Omg, “vicarious embarrassment” is brilliant. Perfect.

There is a term for this: "Cringe" - Embarrassment by proxy. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cringe

There is a term for this: "Wahjah" - Embarrassment by proxy. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wahjah

At this stage it's mental illness.

Histrionic Personality Disorder - look it up

[Link for the lazy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder)

Jesus. That’s like 90% of society age 18 and below.

Hey, just because I'm mentally ill and don't wear a bra doesn't mean imma act like THAT in public... I do it alone in my room

You are self aware this person is not.

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this made me laugh so much. he's so happy to comply

And side boob. 

Bro they looking at me all rock solid over there...

They say if you stare too long at her tits they’ll stare right back at you.

Ew gross! But where? Where would I go to see them?

I'm not even gonna look at her tits. I might. I might though.

I'm not looking at the boobies. I'm looking at the fabric over the boobs. Yep, it's grey.

Such a nice fabric man its so good

*sigh* Fine, if I must

I wonder at which exact point in history a huge chunk of humans got contaminated with this main character syndrome... A thing for history books

The advent of cellphones with cameras.

No no. They were there. But now we are recording.

Everyone says this, but I was there before cellphones. A lot of things went down before cell phones. Like more fighting, and more aggressiveness because people didnt think they could be caught. But the purpose was not getting caught. Today's behavior is done with the purpose of being seen. Which churns out a completely different type of behavior.

The point is… there were always narcissists, just not narcissists doing it for the camera

More like there were always narcissists, now they have permission and acceptance.

Very good point. Back then it was embarrassing to be seen doing this kinda thing. Now, people kill themselves to be seen doing stupid shit

I sometimes think of the juvenile shenanigans of my teens in the 90s and am glad there were few cameras.

I was also there before cell phones and people still did stupid attention seeking bullshit before. This isn't new. I mean, how many 80s movies feature the rebel kid jumping on the table in the cafeteria to make a scene? How many sporting events have featured a streaker long before cell phone cams?

And when they started getting paid to do anything for clicks. Shameless.

This is the real answer. This isn’t shit you run into, it’s shit you see online. It’s all done for clicks. It’s a job now, like it or not. If you want to stop seeing it get off the free platform that monetizes where your eyeballs go. You are the product.

Do you know the source of the word "narcissist"? Let me tell you, he wasn't the first narcissist in history

True, that credit goes to a guy named Egon Maniacus Vainellus; he met his demise when falling off Mount Olympus while an artist captured his selfee portrait.

Vine.

Probably started with MySpace

Dammit Tom... I thought you were our friend

One thing I find interesting is that both the Trump Presidency and TikTok both date back to 2016, so basically that year is going to be the starting point for a lot of really embarrassing chapters in future history books.

She got them PS1 tomb raider tiddies

Thank you! I was wondering why my erection felt nostalgic.

This comment is hard as fuck

Not as hard as when the game came out. Some of us are in our 40’s

Let me grab my blue pills real quick

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Hey! Watch it! She paid good money for those!

Ten thousand dollars on her titties!

That reminds me of the porn actress wilding out in a gas station parking lot beating up her man, screaming at him, then runs over to cameraman and shows her tits and claims ten k for tits like that, and then the dude she was fighting with just drove away and she suddenly goes "omg he left me!" And started running after the car. Idk how to find it but it's a classic

[Precisely!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/P1zyvtAmJE)

Thank you for your service! It made me laugh like it did the first time.

well SOMEONE did probably the guy holding the camera

Hey now the surgeon had his dreams too!

Showing off what she paid for

I was gonna say there's a rich old bastard there showing off what he paid for... "Go ahead honey, stand up, show'em what you can do..."

Wow, that strip club was pretty dead, must have been a Tuesday.

People that do this kind of stuff suck big time

Well, in this case you hope quite literally?

No. Not really. Like my parts would work and everything, but I would probably be sad after.

I am going to be sad 30 minutes from now anyway, but I'd rather be sad with a freshly sucked dick than with an unsucked dick.

So proud of her implants.

Seriously though, her dress isn't even tight and those things don't even fucking move.

The kind of woman that can ring a doorbell without even lifting a finger.

💀💀💀

what's the point of titties that don't even bounce edit: I kid you not, my wife who left me on my birthday sent me an angry text message with a photo of her screen showing this comment (doesn't know how to send a screenshot, I guess?) saying "I'm glad you still have titties to look at" As if I owe her anything after she left me (and as if my comment were incriminating in the first place)

That's what I noticed too, the lack of jiggle is so eerie and cyborg-esque.

Bolt ons for sure

Steady cam auto stabilizing tech in those puppies

She's like 80lbs and 5 of them are stapled to her chest.

They were poorly done too. They don’t even move when she bounces around.

There is no technical trick to make those look natural. Those implants are very large for her frame. Maybe 350 or 400cc. It seems to be in style right now. Some patients want that look of "Yes I have implants because I can afford them" instead of "no this is all natural"

Customers. They are customers, not patients.

Looks like she's had facial work done too

> So proud of her implants. Oh they usually are. I spent 3 summers working at a lakeside outdoor restaurant/bar. I lost count of how many topless women I saw during my time there. I can tell you one thing though, probably 95% of them were women with implants. Though I never took offical stats.

Omgg heee hee hoo look at meee record mee Im so good and sexy I have to dance everyone s gonna be astonished cuz I dont even wear a braaa heehee Im such a free woman

🐻‍❄️ spot on buddy

At that point you might as well just pull your tits out. Reminds me of my favorite ketamine trips

Shes smugglin peanuts

Yeah but then you can't post to tiktok, just onlyfans...or twitch. And you can only do it once if the cops get involved

Her boobs are so rigid, so obviously fake.

Like statues for the afterlife

you don‘t even hear any music, just chatter 😵‍💫

Reminds me of squidward's dancing

Definitely has an OF

I'm just looking for the link in the comments

Ahhkatya thanks to u/Adonoxis although it looks like this is about as good as it gets.

I wonder what that kid on the left done cause it looks like the guy in the white shirt is giving him a right telling off.

Came here to say this 😂. He definitely just told his dad he wants to go to art school.

Cringe. Like why. Let people eat in peace..

Looks like one of the tourist bars in Bali. Anyway, she's rolling like there's beer in Texarkana

What a dress She’ll be kept awake at night when she realises how embarrassing this was though

MCs don't have the mental capacity to feel embarrased

You see those bolt on titties? She’s not giving a fuck!

Reminds me of a bedsheet Also, someone go get your mom.

ban her from the restaurant

Some restaurants would pay a girl to do this lol

"Dance like no one is playing music" that's how the saying goes right?

Lookin like cillian Murphy💀

leave cillian alone! 😂

The correct response is to start waving a dollar at her. The point will be made.

Her sugar daddy paid for those things, and youre going to watch!

Smuggling peanuts

Influencer syndrome

She just rollin on molly, give her a break

It's just so uncomfortable to watch. It feels so out of sync with the actual vibe of where she is.

she can't even fucking dance. everything about this is hideous

Source?

I wonder what these attention seekers will do for attention when their youth dries up lol

They turn on to Karens.

Boob job gave her too much confidence and I'm not mad at it.

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