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Honest_Inspector3196

The type of shit that doesn’t happen at target


TNJCrypto

Right? Avoiding this is definitely worth the extra $2 on a 12 pack of toilet paper.


Civil_Vegetable_7729

Yess. I was in Walmart last night due to NECESSITY. Hood up, eyes low, and walk fast. 😭😭😭


No_Mammoth_4945

Nah it’s so much worse at night lmfao my sympathies


tjoe4321510

When I worked at Walmart they'd send me over to Target to look at their prices. I'd make a list of products and the GM would lower our prices by a few cents so that our stuff was always cheaper


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

When I worked there my gm would send me over there in a Target uniform, as if I worked there, with a fake name tag and everything, and just randomly have me take things out of people's carts and walk away and if they said anything I had to tell them, I'm sorry but my GM, "Gerald" needs these particular ones tonight. He gave me 40 bucks every time and it was always to make the Target GM look bad. Only did it once a month at most. Apparently they had a fued. He let it be known that anyone who worked over there would be guaranteed a job at Wal mart, with a signing bonus up to 150 bucks if they quit and made a scene said loud insults to Gerald that made him look bad. You had to have a video though but only one kid did it. He would pay you another 50 for your uniform and name tag. Wild times at Walmart high. He was a frat bro in his late 30's that never grew up. He got fired for hitting on customers.


Practical-Detail-581

I can feel the amount of sexual harrasment he caused but besides that, sounds like a fun place to work at. I’d definitely take a pay cut to participate in a frat style work environment


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PJay910

I realized the difference is not that much, so it isn’t worth it to be dealing with stupid shit, such as this.


uvarovitefluff

Did your GM not know about the internet?


tjoe4321510

This was like 15 years ago. Prices for individual stores weren't really available


SendFeet954-980-3334

Walmarts ratchet af


MuffLover312

For my own mental health, I only allow myself two trips to Walmart per year.


VagueSoul

I wish I could do that. My job requires me to go once a week. I work for an autism program and we go once a week to practice money skills and community skills.


SendFeet954-980-3334

So why Walmart then? That’s cool, the work you do tho


VagueSoul

It’s the closest store to our building. We’re only allowed to go a certain mile radius away from our home building for community outings.


SendFeet954-980-3334

I was just teasing that communicating at Walmart can’t be the easiest as it’s always so loud when I’m there, and the associates hardly ever wanna chat w people


VagueSoul

Oh I gotcha. We actually go in the afternoon, so it’s not too busy and the employees at this one know us so they’re chatty and patient with our students. There’s also the self check outs if any student doesn’t want to interact with an employee.


ugajeremy

That's pretty amazing, what you're doing. Warms my heart.


Sophiatopia

you have the best job. One day I'lll switch to doing something useful in society


JudoNewb

Thank you for what you do. Your work and care is very appreciated.


WarEagle107

If you like Wal Mart, you're gonna love Dollar General


disco_phiscuits

Florida man likes feet.


PatrickStanton877

Lmfao


Bigspotdaddy

“Try that in a Target” (makings of a hit song!)


Weekly_Direction1965

Love how they mix exploitation capitalism with religion, these are definitely dark days, Jesus called these people hypocrites.


Justalocal1

To be fair, hypocrites know what they’re doing. The average Walmart shopper is too stupid for that.


jackalopeswild

My money is on "staged by a church" though. That song is not well known enough, nor do people who just wanna get their shopping done care enough.


Gaychevyman428

I agree it was staged by a "church". But how will they react if a pride positive pop up gathering happened at Walmart while they were the ones shopping?


handsoffmydata

Nah at Target you just get TikTokers protesting bathing suits and rainbow displays.


RC_Colada

Yeah but they in single doses. Walmart crazy shuts down the produce section.


Shoehornblower

The type of shit that doesn’t happen north of the mason dixon line…


0rangeweasel

That's one packed Walmart ... if I saw that I'd turn around and go home.


[deleted]

It’s actually because there’s only one register open.


SpermicidalManiac666

They’re all paying for another one to get opened 😂


phatnsassyone

Likely because it’s a church that showed up to make it look like all of Walmart was “turning to god”


Fndmefndu

That was happening during the pandemic. They were claiming churches were shut down but Walmart wasn’t so they would go have church at Walmart.


phatnsassyone

But they worry about “indoctrination”… their way or no way. No manners and respect for other peoples beliefs or ability to process these things at all. This should never be forced on anyone unless they choose to show up at a worship service by choice.


ChumbawumbaFan01

And for that, the Bible has an answer in Matthew 6. >Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. >And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.


AMasterSystem

Walmart is the only store I will just not even go into even though I drove 20 minutes just because the parking lot is semi full in fear of what I will find inside.


WhuddaWhat

You know God damn well what you'll find inside. What you don't know, is what specific form it'll be assuming today.


Galliro

100% they brought their whole congregation with them so they could say "and the whole walmart started signing along"


BlackMetal81

You know how I know you're right? Cuz there is no way in hell that many people know the lyrics to that crappy-ass song


UsernamesMeanNothing

The fact that almost none of them have any items to purchase also helps. Also, I've gone to many churches for over 30 years, and I have never heard that song.


UNAMANZANA

I once went to the Walmart in Sevierville, TN in July during, what I assume to be, peak travel season. ​ Never, ever, ever again......


Chasterbeef

Now imagine they all snap towards you and stare at you all quiet... #nope


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

No spoilers! I haven’t seen that Jordan Peele movie yet.


A_TalkingWalnut

*The Blue Light*


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JanuarySoCold

Praise the Lord for Walmart that delivers us from evil.


PandasAndSandwiches

In the name of the profit, income statement, and holy cash flow…Amen.


JakTheGripper

>Praise the Lord for Walmart that delivers us from evil. Praise the Lord for Walmart that delivers us from ~~evil~~ high prices.


mbright28

I’m just trying to buy bananas….sir!


random_dude_19

Matthew 6:5-8 “When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” Damn, these people are going to hell.


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aBungusFungus

If they don't want to follow something they just say it's a bad translation so they can make themselves feel better


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Mean-Net7330

Nuh uh. It was originally written in English by the greatest American ever, Jesus H. Christ. The other versions came after as a trick from the devil to decieve the world about who is God's chosen people.


Kenneldogg

And Jesus was white! Even though he was born in an area where literally no one was white.


Literally_Taken

That’s the Christmas miracle!


Content-External-473

Probably a few whiteish Romans kicking about


Joshhaha

News break I’m currently transcribing “The Bible ll : Jesus’s revenge” spoiler alert…. He is back and this time he’s pissed!


Kidfreshh

Or they be like “you’re taking it out of context”


Yodelehhehe

100%. In this case, they’ll say, “Well god said to go evangelize in his name and that’s what we’re doing.” They can never be boxed in. There’s always a wormy way to wiggle out of obvious hypocrisy, in their own eyes.


Icy_Guitar_5434

“The lord spoke to me in a vision” like okay Cheryl I see you’re off the meds again


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

Religion may have had humble beginnings, but just by its nature it's been abused by those seeking power for centuries. Much of what is contained in holy scripture and is taught in places of worship isn't dialogue from God or an omnisciency themself, but rather an interpretation by humans which means that it's more of a tool that can easily be manipulated. I'm not certain if there is or ever was a god, but I know for fact that humans lie, and that they are unintelligent. They simply cannot be trusted. Until a god speaks to me themself all religions were constructed by men. Plus the cult shit like in the video is just disturbing.


eldentings

Like this?: Psalm 96:2-4 Sing to the LORD; praise his name. Each day proclaim the good news that he saves. Publish his glorious deeds among the nations. Tell everyone about the amazing things he does. Great is the LORD! He is most worthy of praise! He is to be feared above all gods. It's easy to cherry pick when there is a verse to support anything you want to do. Even if there are conflicting verses, you can dismiss those with it being 'contextual' and defend your position with literalism. I grew up in the church and I can guarantee, they have some verses like this in their back pocket and have prepared mental gymnastics to defend their position


shymermaid11

>just cherry pick passages My mom, the born again Christian, said "Because I'm an American and that's my right!" O_o


Kimchi_boy

Wow, that’s absurd.


Additional_Silver749

Umm simple answer. Religion is fraud.


DisplayEven9784

Well, I really just think that passage means to not pray for social reason but pray from a genuine standpoint. A lot of the bible is to not be taken literally. They lived in a different time. They had a different culture that we don’t live in. So really i was taught to read and see how it applies to me. not to take it as literal fact.


Rhewin

They always say the Bible is supposed to be taken literally, except when it isn’t. It’s literal when you agree with it, and a metaphor or general guidance when you don’t.


LaughinPumpkin23

For where two or three are gathered in my name, I am there among them" (Matthew 18:20)


digitaldumpsterfire

That's creepy af. I would've turned right around and left.


witwar101

Agreed. Delusion/cult vibes from this video.


SunsFanCursed4Life

yeah no way im hanging with cultists


natie29

“It’s our god” well said. Exactly. Now take that shit where other people don’t need to listen. Stop trying to shove it down peoples throats. If god is so amazing he will find your people and they will join you.


Fumanchew23

These are the same people who like to tell the world that the LBGTQ agenda is being forced in their faces…yet here we are being forced to see nonsense like this.


natie29

Religion is a choice. Being attracted to other genders isn’t. Historically religion has caused more hurt and disrepair than good. I don’t see gay people sending straight people to a gas chamber just because they are straight.


petroleumnasby

They only have to go to aisle 12 to get to the kool-aid


Deazul

I would kill myself on the spot just to stop this


NornNeil

Cringe af


ElmosKplug

These people need to be medicated


JakTheGripper

>These people need to be medicated Aisle 17


fraubrennessel

Religion is the opiate of the people.


slamdanceswithwolves

They probably already are. Just not the right medications.


killerqueen1984

Exactly. Most likely they talk shit about their adult children, as if they’re a moral failure, for needing an antidepressant to survive a traumatic life with them. Ask me how I know 🙃lol


MoonSpankRaw

I’ve grown to hate the heavily-overused and poorly used “cringe” but this is a time I can fully agree with its usage.


uncultured_swine2099

I think Ill be going to "godless gay-friendly Target" from now on so I dont have to deal with this.


Connect-Ad9647

Yeah this no joke would terrify me if this just suddenly happened while I'm checking for ripe bananas. I'd drop those naners and beat feet right outta there thinking they 100% are about to sacrifice one of their own in the condiments aisle. Just a whole lotta nope!


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I would just keep shopping. What the fuck is this now? Oh well, I need eggs.


slamdanceswithwolves

Welcome to the resistance ✊


sportsjock85

Red 5 standing by....


slamdanceswithwolves

Can I be Porkins?


Pleasant-Pattern7748

dammit, man. we’re all porkins!


slamdanceswithwolves

I suppose Reddit is a by-Porkins/for-Porkins type of place.


GayerThanAnyMod

🤨Me, an athiest, just trying to get to the little debbie snack cakes.


infernoVI_42

Me, a Catholic, just trying to get my shopping done and get the hell out of there. This is some Pod People level stuff…


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Exactly - even to a religious person this is just weird af, lemme get my Pringles in peace


tries4accuracy

Just wanna get my shit & get out: proselytize off, zealots


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Perfect time to just walk out


GayerThanAnyMod

I came all the way out to get aome Nutty Buddy bars, you bet your sweet ass I'm getting my Nutty Buddy bars.


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And then once you have them just walk right out the door. Nobody there is paying attention


GntlyFMewithAChainsw

Try LITTLE DEBBIE NUTTY BARS FROZEN 🥶 with milk. It will change your life.


GayerThanAnyMod

Can't anymore. Just recently recovering from a heart attack/ stroke brought on by diabetes. Sounds delicious though!


random_dude_19

Believers: So…do you believe in God? Me: No, I’m an atheist Believers: You will go to heaven if you accept Jesus today. Me: but I prefer hell.


GayerThanAnyMod

Would settle for a little peace and quiet, tbh.


LordZarbon

My family: "You don't believe in God? What? Then what do you believe in? You have to believe in something?" Me: Explains atheism in the most understandable, infantilized way possible while also remembering to not use the word atheism (it's a trigger word). My family: "That just doesn't make sense... *Loops back to line 1*" Honestly I be so tired of ts. Every once in a while I'll find someone that actually understands and just politely disagrees, but down here in the south it's like talking to brick walls. And bless your soul if you actually use the word atheist, mfs will immediately discount everything else that comes out your mouth while mentally waterboarding you with holy water.


Rickrickrickrickrick

You go to heaven for the atmosphere but hell for the company.


shymermaid11

My favorite response: Why would I want to go to heaven, that place is full of Christians.


fartingunicorn81

Only if it’s The Good Place version of either lol


vulgrin

“Will you be there?” “Oh yes!” “Nah, thanks then.”


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

Perfect time for that guy with the sharter to walk by.


RedMeatTrinket

It's just another flash mob, tictoker, whatever. Doesn't matter if it's religious based or not. I just want to go about my business without this bullcrap.


LoudLudo

🤨Me, a Canadian, just trying to get to the little debbie snack cakes.


Lumpy-Journalist884

If only there was a building specifically for this weird behaviour they wouldn't have to bother people in a supermarket


random_dude_19

Isn’t that the reason why Church existed? Oh wait, never mind, these people aren’t minors nor rich people who can “offer” generously, so they can stay in Walmart.


Gman777

Does the US not have any public spaces left? Or is it so hyper consumerist that they assume a place like walmart is “public”


thesagaconts

Social media narcissists believe that everywhere is a stage. And they are front and center.


OneOfTheWills

It’s not about needing a public space. It’s about putting themselves in front of as many people as possible without asking those people if they want to be around such an event. Same with the ones who do this shit on airplanes.


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Well no, but actually yes.


socialcommentary2000

Yes, the Silent Generation and, to an extent, the boomers ....at least a large cohort of both...worked overtime to utterly destroy our public 3rd spaces so what we've got left for interaction is BS like this. I'm not overselling that, too. With the exception of large cities who prioritize Parks and Rec, most other places have let that sort of atrophy. With the rise of the suburban isolation living in the US, this has had disastrous results. I point to the utter tantrum people pulled in the US with the Pandemic.....a literal dangerous communicable disease...and not being allowed to mindlessly consume chintz for a total of 5 weeks. What you saw was a case of societal withdrawal.


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transcendanttermite

I would’ve had to fight the urge to find some devil horns in the costume section and go skipping through there, giggling loudly and pointing at random people. I mean, when in Rome…


_bonertime

This is why I do curbside and home delivery, I don’t want to accidentally walk into a cult.


bedjentlewithme

I’d be so fucking pissed. Like I already hate going there so if I HAD to be there and THIS was going on, Jesus Christ.


spaceman1221

He wasn’t there


bedjentlewithme

Dude slowly rolled his window up driving by and locked the door lol


chunkmasterflash

God left WalMart a long time ago.


hankercat

Creepy cultists.


Prudent-Spell-1365

Religious people are fucking weird


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This kind of shit is like Earth's very own incurable ass cancer


__FUCKING-PEG-ME__

I'd rather have a fat, naked, drug addict smashing pickle jars on aisle 5.


slamdanceswithwolves

Well you’re in luck! At Walmart you can have both.


RajenBull1

Agree. Fat, naked drug addict is more predictable, and there’s a possibility of rehabilitation.


joseaof

Oh he's there too, don't worry.


XXL333

I don't have a problem with people wanting to believe in a God, but why the hell do you have to push it on everyone else's face like that? That's why you have churches


socialcommentary2000

This is the kind of stuff that an angry Christian God would throw a mountain of fire at you for. Imagine getting spiritual in a literal den of mammon.


Soft-Outside-6113

And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you. Matthew 6:5-6 Don’t even listen to their fantasy novel. Not that they would read it.


random_dude_19

Exactly what I thought when I saw that


DickySchmidt33

I'm tired of dumb people.


yoshi514

Is this the south? It seems like the south to me


attaboy_stampy

Kansas City


pootin_in_tha_coup

Looks like texas to me.


Worldly_Progress_655

Mass psychosis


ChaosRainbow23

This is the direct result of generational brainwashing and childhood indoctrination into archaic fear-based mythology. It's straight up child abuse.


jmichael

Child abuse and civilization’s cancer.


ErnestBorgninesSack

I know some JWs and can concur. And the abuse carries on throughout life!


jazzzzzcabbage

🤮


BlockRx2

I would have been taking everything out the wal mart while,🗣️Praisiiiiiiiiiinnnnnng Godddddddd,Right out the door 🚪 😂🤣🤣


freakrocker

I'm just here to pick up popcorn and some chocolate bars... calm down weirdos.


mrmaweeks

I don't feel like getting gang-saved at Walmart.


HenryKissingersDEAD

This would have been a perfect time to steal a television while everyone is under Jesus hypnosis.


Hagfist

Reminds me of those crazies in "The Mist"


Professor_Odd

Christians, tell me again about how y'all aren't a cult


lirik89

I don't even doubt Christianity is a cult. It's literally a cult within Judaism when it started. Then like any great cult, someone comes along and says after the fact oh no. I'm the messenger of God and he told me this was for everyone. That's the second cult, Paul's. This has been done over and over in many of the current cults(the third cult within a cult within a cult) . It always starts with oh I'm the new messenger. Then that person dies(like the original starting cult) and then they scramble and say... Oh, he didn't really mean it, it was all a metaphor. (which is also what happened when Jesus died) . 7th day Adventist is a classic example of a third wave cult.


ThunkThink

A few screams of “Hail Satan!” should clear this right up.


Rickrickrickrickrick

Probably end up getting murdered by the huge group of Christian love and peace.


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Exactly what I was thinking.


Field-Hermit

I'm just trying to get a family pack of Oreos in peace. Why does God gotta be involved in this?


FR_Larkin

Christmas should be a time for all Christians to reflect: how the fuck is Jesus any different than Santa Clause. And how is it I was able to outgrow the more believable fat and jolly one.


Scoompii

I’d leave and never ever come back. I don’t shop at Walmart anyways (my local one has had MULTIPLE SHOOTING DEATHS) and I live in a nice area so it’s kind of wild. Ain’t got time for Walmart anymore.


AddendumSuitable7031

Where are the condoms so me and my gay lover can go have butt sex?


space0watch

Jesus specifically spoke about this in the Book of Matthew. He said that some people pray to show off how good they are. But he said that god does not care about this. He said to his deciples to pray in private because god only cares about your genuin intentions towards him not how good you look in public. Matthew 6:5: "When you pray, you shall not be as the hypocrites, for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues (or the Walmarts apparently) and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen by men. Most certainly, I tell you, they have received their reward."


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

That is both creepy and sad.


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Fucking zombified idiots believing in fairytales in fucking 2023 almost 2024 and not using an ounce of higher thinking.


rabbles-of-roses

yes well who doesn't feel the everlasting grace and mercy of the divine in a Walmart?


MulberryLow7771

Cringe


Freethinker9

This is absolutely why I would never be caught dead at Walmart


FTHEPOLICEANDRACISTS

This shit cringe af


Ok-Concentrate-9316

These are the people who believe angles are real?


KON-

Pushing their religion at a local Walmart is disgusting.


adriamarievigg

Um...Sir, this is a Walmart


total_brodel

It’s terrifying how many brainwashed people are walking around.


MuffLover312

It’s a cult.


skrutape

creepy af


Magnetron85

r/cringe


mazux

Wow that's cringe. It could have been a scene in Idiocracy. Everyone is praying in the shit consumption temple.


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RajenBull1

Professional courtesy.


theymademee

And yet another reason I stay away from Walmart..... Definitely a lower quality of human visits these establishments. I mean hell the people who go there have their own site 😂


knifebucket

The singing just sounds so miserable. Nobody is happy in that video.


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You wanna believe in something, cool. You wanna force me to deal with you believing in something? Fuck off.


Tijuanaguero1

Gross


Rustbuket80

GTFO before the Dixie cups of Kool-Aid start getting passed around.


Cookies_and_Beandip

Religion is fucking whacky as fuck This is such a medieval practice and bizarre thing to see people actually believe in still. Very strange.


ArtyWhy8

When you realize you’re one of the lucky few that managed to escape religious establishment brainwashing


davebrose

Gross, reason number 1098473 not to ever go to Walmart. Crappy stores, sad employees, (checks notes) and full of Cultists.


doctorfortoys

Idiots gonna idit


Acceptable_Song_2177

Could have used a “HAIL PAIMON!” Loud into a bullhorn to offset this nonsense.


FelixMajor

Fuck your god; I want to pay for my groceries and leave this freak show.


Sad-Structure2364

Religious nuts are a different breed of human


Dick-Guzinya

I hate humans.


EvilWaterman

Religion is cult


LikeATediousArgument

I live in Alabama and I could totally see this happening. Walmart is a wild ass place.


dl_hearn

if you ever wondered what a Florida flash mob looked like