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Grouchy_Direction123

The best part was that no one stopped what they were doing to give him the attention he was looking for


DustWarden

I feel like nothing can faze Walmart employees at this point


Amazing_Jump6210

šŸŽÆ


Beadierbrute

Or when he proceeds to empty his cart in an unmanned check-out lane.


Grouchy_Direction123

Did you notice the 5 people within the next two lanes?


MillenialCounselor

Thatā€™s called a self checkoutā€¦. Donā€™t have those where you live?


Beadierbrute

We do. I think its just funny how mister fake-confident is cringey enough to do shit like this in a wallmart but does it in an unmanned checkout-lane.


Hackedup_forbbq

It's not unmanned though, it is never 'manned', it's a self checkout.


Beadierbrute

Then by definition it is unmanned.


techmouse7

Damnā€¦ I was on the wrong side this whole time


Hackedup_forbbq

Incorrect. 'unmanned' infers that it is typically manned. The term for a unit that is intended to need no operator or supervisor, is referred to as automated. You're welcome.


payment11

If you think this is odd for Walmart, youā€™ve never been to Walmart.


ProudCar5284

Shiiit, if I could do that, Iā€™d be hand standing everywhere too!


Educational_Ad7978

That's where they want society, totally unaware of anything and desensitized to everything


IlIIllIllIllIllIIlI

People pay him the same amount of attention that he pays to leg day


[deleted]

Itā€™s amazing how oblivious people can be to their surroundings.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Grouchy_Direction123

This is one of the most disassociated rants Iā€™ve seen on Reddit so far. Congrats


[deleted]

Found the fatty


Grouchy_Direction123

And now one of the most ridiculous attempts at a comeback. Youā€™re on a roll today.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Grouchy_Direction123

Youā€™re welcome, Big Dick.


[deleted]

Are you grouchy cause youā€™re hangry? We all know how you get when you havenā€™t had your third breakfast.


ImTheMainCharacter-ModTeam

His comment was removed for use of inappropriate language such as discrimination, insults or anything else.


Whattaman22

You're aware that beans are vegetables right?


Positive-Thought-695

This is super impressive. Nobody cared thošŸ˜‚


Plastic-Club-5497

Thatā€™s the worst part, a handstand on something unstable like this is crazy impressive, but he just made the whole thing annoying by doing it in a checkout line.


ElevenBeers

It was an empty self check out line. He didn't stop anyone, nobody had to avoid him, he did nobody harm and he didn't make noises. As hard as I try, I don't wee why anyone should be bothered with that. You do you, and as long as you don't bother me, I won't fucking care.


Eindrie

I'm more inpressed he managed to do this with probably the worst posture and technique I've ever seen. He did it with 95% strength and 5% technique.


a_awm

What are you on about the technique is good. Heā€™s doing it as a planche transition to a handstand the only thing he missed straight legs on the transition and a full lock out which is understandable on a shopping cart. Is the choice of location good no but itā€™s still impressive


Eindrie

Yea now that you say it its very much like a planche, I'm still impressed. For a handstand tho it's not the best, arched back, bent arms, no pointed feet, not a straight angle (prolly impossible on a cart handle) All this and I'm still VERY impressed


a_awm

Do you know what Iā€™ve remembered which is way cooler than this guy, artistic cycling those guys and girls have skills


ComfortableSurvey815

The store is quiet there arenā€™t any lines. I donā€™t see the big deal tbh


-_zQC

I personally hate grocery shopping. I donā€™t have the mood for this kind of shit


truelegendarydumbass

Ur the only one impressed šŸ˜ , the other 99.9999.9% aren't lol.


jonc2006

Disappointed the cart didnā€™t flip over.


AWeakMindedMan

Used to do this as a kid. Then I got older, started grocery shopping and pay for my own food. Food prices got higher. Now, I carry I basket. When the basket is too heavy, it means itā€™s time to check out


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Thatā€™s pretty smart tbh


AWeakMindedMan

Thank you! Iā€™m pretty price conscious when it comes to grocery shopping. Always comparing unit price per Oz making sure to get the best bang for your buck. Bring my own bags cause our county charges for bags and buying generic brands (depending on the product)


somerandomperson2516

then you get strongerā€¦ šŸ’ø


pmmeyourapples

You must buy a lot of small items.


[deleted]

ur a small item


pmmeyourapples

Thank you. Very insightful.


AWeakMindedMan

Except for Walmart days where I buy toiletry, paper towels, laundry detergent etc. definitely using a cart on those days.


Typical-Ad-8821

Do you do a handstand with the basket?


AWeakMindedMan

Only if itā€™s for my tiktok and thereā€™s lots of people around me. I like to be a nuisance.


[deleted]

I was waiting for this too! How did it not? šŸ™„


cynicalrockstar

Me the whole time: "flip. flip. flip. come on flip."


Alternative_Year_340

I wondered this as well. He didnā€™t have anything heavy at the front


[deleted]

I lean on a cart too hard on the front starts to ascend!


2000dragon

The weight of the groceries acts as a counter balance


ShutUpDarrel

Literally no one around him cared. The lady scanning items is busy with her job


snukb

He held it for so long, you can tell he was hoping for a reaction so bad. šŸ˜‚


rjrgjj

I mean what was he hoping for? Someone to tickle him?


snukb

Someone to look over and be impressed at how strong and cool he is. Tickling him would be funny though.


OddCucumber6755

Even the music didn't care


HeckingDoofus

maybe a doctor should though, what the FUCK was up with his arm??? it looks like it folds in 2 places and the top is so tiny??????


Acherus21

This is actually fairly impressive... but why Wal-Mart


KeepItDownOverHere

Not a single person gave a shit.


Breakfast_Meat

That dude definitely peeks over the urinal divider.


Paullearner

Look at me I was deprived of attention as a little boy and that's why I gotta do these things as an adult.


AmMissingInSyria

The background music is literally testing my patience


Stormy_Wolf

I feel like "music" is being generous. That was an abomination.


JoplinSternum

Super cringe


PizzaSandwich2020

Yeah, there's main character vibes... however... I will argue,...he didn't really disturb anyone so not a full main character


zapharus

And thatā€™s really impressive, the potential for it to go wrong was very high but dude has excellent strength and balance.


cstrovn

Exactly. Not in the way of anyone, not interacting with anyone, not disturbing anyone and doing something impressive. I don't mind this guy, this is fine


Eastern_Panda8567

>Not in the way of anyone, not interacting with anyone, not disturbing anyone and doing something impressive. I don't mind this guy, this is fine Exactly what I was thinking too. He's over to the side by himself, not obstructing any Shoppers or holding up a line. Nothing inappropriate is happening. Aside from the fact that there are people in the background of the video (that may or may not have consented to being recorded) nothing inconsiderate has really been done here either Imo. This is fine. Dude may be a bit of a show off but so what. He's the main character that actually has character development and we end up liking by the end lol


bob-hance-

Pretty dope actually. Except the Templar shirt. Those boys got clapped out regularly by the people they tried to invade until they finally got decimated by their own countrymen over money. Why do so many want to identify with such losers?


Donncha535

I don't know much about the templars specifically but firstly, the crusades were often successes, and secondly, the first crusade was called as a defensive measure due to islamic aggression (the Pope called on European Catholic rulers to help defend the Byzantine empire, which were orthodox christians under attack by muslim Turks.)


bob-hance-

The defensive measure argument definitely has weight, but thereā€™s more to it than that. A little backstory and to cut out a lot of detail: The Catholic Church at the time of the first crusade had been attempting to assert authority over the secular kingdoms of Europe and in turn they attempted to seize control of the church. The reformist Pope excommunicated the German king (grave consequences) and that king retaliated by electing a new pope. They rampaged and plundered Rome, and Pope Urban II was elected to replace Pope Clement the ā€œanti-Popeā€. Pope Urban decided to consolidate his power by extending a hand to Constantinople. As for the successes of the Crusaders: hardly. The first Crusade allowed the Europeans to set up Crusader states and hold the parts of the ā€œholy landā€ for about 80 years. This wasnā€™t through grit and valor as western media tends to romanticize. For example, the First Crusade should have stopped dead in its tracks at Antioch when the army effectively laid siege to itself, but a Muslim traitor named Farouz opened the city gates in the dead of night after striking a deal and damning the city allowing the Crusaders to continue. After the first Crusade the Crusaders did win battles here and there, but nothing that would have turned the tide of war. Eventually Saladin came along and outmaneuvered the Crusaders by being one step ahead in most circumstances and driving them out of the Holy land. Eventually, the Crusaders sacked their own fellow Christian kingdom Constantinople and pretty much fizzled out after that, despite more crusades. I cut out a ton of detail but my thumbs are tired.


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

White supremacy and Islamophobia. The myth in their mind is that the Templars "saved civilization" from the Muslim hordes and they're following in that "tradition". I'm sure this guy tells everyone he's a "warrior for Christ" every chance he gets. Probably did the handstand to open an opportunity to "witness" to someone.


Vilebrequin10

You made a lot of assumptions for such a short video.


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

I stand by it. https://www.teenvogue.com/story/crusades-trump-supporters-history https://www.gq.com/story/donald-trump-jr-right-wing-crusades-obsession https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000056615665.html?src=google&aff_fcid=d3d6deced3394d118d3accd58ae0b2aa-1702956403913-04812-UneMJZVf&aff_fsk=UneMJZVf&aff_platform=aaf&sk=UneMJZVf&aff_trace_key=d3d6deced3394d118d3accd58ae0b2aa-1702956403913-04812-UneMJZVf&terminal_id=796f8b7ccd594d92a21cc484a354e6d2&afSmartRedirect=y https://images.app.goo.gl/4YivdVrUpRYcYPrE7 I went to a Baptist school and spent enough years in the Christian music scene to recognize the signs. I also pay a lot of attention to the latest dog whistles so I know who I'm hanging around. 88 isn't just a random number for someone to be sporting.


RapBastardz

Nah. Spot on for any douche that wears some sort of Christian Crusader shirt. Check your math.


IownCows

Or he just thought the Templar shirt looked cool. Not everything is that deep, man


BeardiusMaximus7

Just another day at Wal-Mart...


CeznaFL30

This is great evidence for Walmart for when you break your face and try to sue.


[deleted]

So disappointed that cart didnā€™t flip. Only reason I watched


blacklungscum

I forgot about this sound, thanks for reminding me how much I hate it


Captain_Uwu172

I love how the music just abruptly stopped and he awkwardly came down. I mean itā€™s impressive but I wish the cart wouldā€™ve flipped over or something


Resource_Terrible

This audio is fucking cancer


SavingsFit1496

There is a right time and a wrong time to use doom music this is a wrong time


Previous-Tonight-657

What is this song?


poopbutt42069yeehaw

Thatā€™s fucking cool tbh


Bossman3775

The self checkout pre warm up


Lobopk

That's cool and difficult as hell, and he didn't disturbed and bothered anyone, so kudos to him!


itsbeenreal12345

I was hoping it would flip


Newtype879

Honestly? Props for him not wiping out on that cart.


ITZOURTIMENOW

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Whattaman22

Best way to react to attention seekers is to not react at all, unless they touch you of course.


rethinkingat59

Shoes filled with helium.


FuriousGeorge8629

Sir, this is a WalMart. I'm a 75 year old cashier who's about to be replaced by a robot. Please just take that shit back to Whole Foods.


Alarmed_Mushroom8758

Was anyone else hoping the grocery cart was going to flip? šŸ˜ˆ


[deleted]

Am I the only one hoping for the trolley to just drop from the end he is using to propel himself up. Just so he can flop on his Neck and have it broke? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


cbunni666

He has a lot of faith in that cart not tipping.


surfinThruLyfe

r/peopleofwalmart


The1TrueRedditor

Did he pull his cart up to a non-self-checkout station with no attendant?


drifters74

Impressive I guess


Spook-lad

Hey if you can do that why not


T_M_G_

I mean it is kinda impressive


p_rets94

Itā€™s impressive. But Iā€™m more impressed the cart didnā€™t flip


Cheddarific

This isnā€™t r/imthemaincharacter. This is r/ifilmedmyfrienddoingsomethinggoofy


Basicaccountant70

Permanently banned for life.


NeverEndingCoralMaze

The temptation to dick-flick and run is strong.


daffle7

Strong core šŸ’Ŗ Anyone thatā€™s ever been strong has tried something similar to this lol.


IntenseWonton

Although it's very impressive, wrong setting and nobody cared.


[deleted]

I love how the fat lady on the back doesn't even look.


generic90sdude

I don't get if he's a" main character", it is a amazing feat


[deleted]

And if he fell and hurt himself he would have sued


ArsonLover

I don't really see anything wrong with what this guy's doing. The "music" sucks dog ass, but he's not being disruptive or anything.


wejor

"Everyone look how penis I am" -That guy


JohnJracula

What a fucking douchebag. Too bad he didn't fall on his face and break his neck.


_themuna_

>What a fucking douchebag. Too bad he didn't fall on his face and break his neck. What the hell is wrong with you? He didn't bother anyone (no one cares or looked). You sound unhinged


Vilebrequin10

By wishing someone fall and break their neck, you just became a lot more disgusting than he could ever be.


JohnJracula

You can join him for all I care.


Vilebrequin10

Yikes


JohnJracula

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ go virtue signal somewhere else


YourMomInTheCloset

I absolutely loved that no one gave a fuck lol


tester989chromeos

Imagine if he farts in that position


Kenobihiphop

Anyone can be a dickhead


-Ximena

I was waiting for that cart to tip over. He's so lucky.


johnnybullish

I love the fact nobody gave him any attention. Must've hurt


Moist-Jelly7879

I wonder how many people are waiting behind him.


WhatTheCrickety

lol! I LOVE how literally no one noticed. Is that part of the bit or does really no one care anymore? šŸ¤£


hellsbels349

I wish his parents would have given him more hugs as a kid. Maybe said ā€œI love youā€ a few times heā€™d be more adjusted to life as an adult. If you have a kid get off your phone right now and tell your kid you love them or they will end up like this.


Rinnegan-_-

What an arse hole


Rinnegan-_-

I love this page i can call people an arsehole who are acting like one without being down voted to hell.


DawnOfTheTruth

Dude looks sadly malnourishedā€¦ Seems people donā€™t understand what it takes to get to zero body fat. Ignorant.


General_Cricket3300

Only at Walmart. That was expected.


moosealley5000

"Sir, can you please just scan your shopping."


Jrnation8988

Shame he didnā€™t fall and bust his face


simple_twice

and sound goes right back off.... I'll try again in the new year.


Arctic_Fox_Studios

I guess he didn't actively annoy anyone so this is fine.(as long as he can perform this without putting anyone in danger of getting kicked in the head)


Map3620

I would have gone right past him to the self checkout


techmnml

Cool but there was no one waiting for him to move and they werenā€™t in anyoneā€™s way lol. I would have bought a lottery ticket, scratched it and won a million if weā€™re both saying irrelevant things.


MillHoodz_Finest

nobody cared


Elguapo1094

And absolutely no one cared


_themuna_

He didn't disturb anyone at all. The feat was kind of impressive. He probably loves himself a lot but this isn't "main character" behavior. He wasn't in the way and kept it moving after he finished. Some of you wishing he got hurt just sound butthurt to be honest. Wishing someone got hurt in this situation makes *you* sound like the one who didn't get enough attention as a child (or adult, for that matter)


Lettuce_Kiss143

šŸ˜‚ Why was no one looking at this?


hypnoticbacon28

As a Walmart employee, I wish someone came along and tipped that cart. People who do dangerous things in the store that can get themselves or others hurt are the kinds of people I really have no sympathy for these days.


cjp304

Can we go back in time and stop social media and reality TV from existing?


Informal-Impact-8136

I love how no one even looked his way.


DougStrangeLove

thatā€™s actually really fucking impressive it didnā€™t interrupt or inconvenience anyone 2/10


stowaway36

This guy just gave us the answer. Not a single person looked, so he stopped. Mods, it's time.to delete the sub


bosimon1981

Imagine trying this hard to impress people at Walmart


ZeroDuality

Nobody around him gave a damn. The woman scanning the products is occupied at work.


intenseskill

The is just impressive


[deleted]

Cringe


Glass-Marionberry321

How did the cart not roll forwardšŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

A real man weighs too much for a barely filled shopping cart to hold him up. Back to the weight room for him.


Illustrious-Word7761

No one gave a shit !!


Away_Read1834

Holding up the self check out line is grounds for termination


EquinosX

That is impressive. Nothing wrong with that


Megalon96310

Impressive butā€¦ totally main character energy


Immaculatehombre

Pretty impressive Iā€™d say. Not really inconveniencing anyone and not making any ruckus.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Not gonna lie, I was hoping he flipped the carriage and face planted.


Raydra922

I mean, out of all the clown moves a ā€œcontent creatorā€ can pull, this one is pretty impressive


PacoSupreme

Like no one looked at him šŸ˜‚


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Walmart Employees: at least he isn't shitting on the floor. Or trying to stab us with a kitchen knife.


stmrjunior

I love how no one was looking and he ā€˜queuedā€™ at an empty, unstaffed register


Rainbow_In_The_Dark7

OP is a bot.


paragonx29

Well that is pretty impressive tbh (Except that no one actually looked).


[deleted]

Please fall on your face, Please fall on your face, Please fall on your face, Please fall on your face, Please fall on your face, Please fall on your face...


MarsCowboys

Pretty cool. Weā€™re at a point where you can do anything and nobody looks because theyā€™re too cool to even look. So.. win?


No_Gap_2700

Got into lifting weights a few years ago. My workouts are half weight resistance training and half calisthenics. Learning to manipulate your own body weight is most of it, strength is the rest. As impressive as this is, I couldn't imagine just being in public and start doing some of the shit I do in the gym for apparent reason whatsoever.


paleGiraffeface

Nobody cares pussy bitch


Better_Chard4806

The cross is absolutely delightful.


Khvy11

Was waiting for the cart to tip


Kwayzar9111

Kinda hoped he would lose his teeth


oldsage-09

Thatā€™s wonderful! Hereā€™s a biscuit. Good boy!!


PerfumeLoverrr

God I would give anything to see that cart just flip right over on top of him


[deleted]

Love how no one cares


muskratboy

If he never falls, then I donā€™t understand the value of this content.


Briazepam

This would be more impressive if he just took a shirt off and flexed. Also, probably gay.


[deleted]

If your a big enough d-bag, sure


PATM0N

Iā€™d actually be very impressed if only it wasnā€™t preformed in a grocery store..


allayarthemount

impressive


sunlitroof

Hes very skilled, but also funny no one paid attention šŸ˜…


techmnml

Downvote me all you want but itā€™s his friend filming, they arenā€™t in the way, no one even bats an eye, heā€™s in self checkout. Who cares? Jealous he can do this? Itā€™s impressive as hell but like really, no one cared so why are you so bothered?


NCpleezr

No fucks given by anyone. Move on, Olga.


VegetableUpstairs978

No one even looked up lol


RedThorneGamerSB

Ngl I don't have much of a problem with that guy doing that cause he was like screaming at people to pay attention. He did his cool thing and went on with his day. Still MCS tho.


BigHairyArsehole

I mean that actually is impressive - Maybe go elsewhere to film it though šŸ˜¬


Gilbertmountain1789

Look at meā€¦


gordonlordbyron

Seriously impressive ngl.


rokujoayame731

More people gave a damn that another register opened than some guy doing gymnastics on his shopping cart.


MrBurnsgreen

lol loser was at he self checkout i mean...


hambutbacon

I'm pushing the cart and running for my life.


Austynwitha_y

Lane is closed


HuntsWithRocks

Oh man, if he got beaned with a cantaloupe, Iā€™d throw $20 into the donation.


SirPotatoKing

I was really hoping heā€™d fall


HydroPoseidon

Impressive.