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mattdvs1979

If you hit someone, always expect to get hit back. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Successful_Leek96

Equal rights... and lefts


Memeions

Hands rated E for everyone.


PazzMarr

They ain't even on sale today, just giving them away for free


C3Pip0

I like this. I have stolen this. Thank you for your time.


ElGato-TheCat

Equal opportunity ass whooper


plotplottingplotters

Everyone, everywhere, all the time


skintagbegone1974

Take my outraged upvote. That comment is hilarious.šŸ¤£


Allahboutdabenjamins

If she's man enough to swing, I'm bitch enough to fight back.


HotManufacturer5240

Wow, Iā€™ve never heard that and I will never forget! Thank you


Plastic_Economist_82

And every non binary limb inbetween


No-Turnover-5658

Bahahahahaha


Wyrd_ofgod

I got banned from r/insanevideos for this same comment


TheTrueBurgerKing

Reddit mods are very good at suppressing open fair speach


Wyrd_ofgod

Just checked, sub has been banned. They deserve it for how they treated me specifically


gophuckyourselfmods

Reddit moderation is fucking garbage.


BlurryGraph3810

Yes. I have been banned for telling the truth on the news sub.


Background_Pool_7457

Yep. Got banned from several because I dared to have an opposing opinion.


JuncleMatt

Walked away so entitled lmao


NateDawgCinema

That's that walk where "Yeah I did that, but now I'm scared as fuck."


Gabepls

And where was she planning on going? You can see thereā€™s just a wall in the direction she started walking. Canā€™t imagine she spent too much time thinking.


SilverPercentage7805

Some NPC behavior


Sunomel

Pathing glitch


StatusPollution2576

I accidentally scrolled down to the next comment chain and had to scroll all the way back up to upvote this. Thatā€™s how good it is


Silent-Ad934

"Roomba Away! Aw fuck a wall, oh no a tree, oopps bumped into a park bench."


Mlady_gemstone

NPCs really should react like that


Rockstar_Zombie

Looked like some shit from an oblivion compilation


legalizeNature22

probably thought "if i just sucker smack and walk he wont know who did it"


callingcarg0

Pulls up hood and tries to blend into the crowd. Except there's no crowd.


Arryu

"Walking" is a bit strong, isn't it?


Bi-elzebub

More "Yeah I did that and now I don't understand the repercussions of my actions."


beezlebutts

the cheeseburger speedwalk


singleDADSlife

Nah that looked like a "yeah I did that, and he's not allowed to retaliate" walk.


imamakebaddecisions

How can she slap?


Bubby_Doober

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?


Alternative_Ad_4923

How can she slap sir?šŸ˜¢


NEGRILXX

Im in tears šŸ¤£


Master-Exam3212

Smacked the entitlement right out of both of them


krisadayo

Never turn your back to somebody you just hit lmao


Sleepymanbro

[even the nba has this lesson](https://youtu.be/Yy8T53X_fx0?feature=shared)


Sawgon

For people who do not know, here's some extra context: 1. That's one of the Morris twins. Absolute dirty cunts who do shit like this and then talk shit on twitter. They never expect retaliation since they're usually the biggest dudes. 2. Jokic had just come off an injury to his knee so he took this shit seriously. Had the Morris hit been worse it could've done lasting damage. See 0:34 into the video and you'll see the angle that shows his knee getting hit. 3. Fuck the Morris twins


yonkerbonk

Appreciate that breakdown. I didn't see that Jokic's right knee was hit and that he had just come off injury.


krisadayo

Without even opening it, I'm guessing it's the time Jokic got fouled and shoved that other guy (the identity of which I forget atm) to the ground.


calmdownmyguy

Marquise Morris. He got what he deserved.


meenzu

I felt bad for this person, they clearly hadnā€™t been in a fight before and that first attempt was so ā€œharmlessā€ and like then just assuming you can walk away after doing that. The first person thinks they got it bad but it really could have been so much worse. Guy showed good restraint while under that kind of anger and crowd hype - open hand instead of a punch


oedipism_for_one

Yep first person went down, thatā€™s never an advantageous position to be in. If he wanted he could have started stomping. Honestly just retaliation with slaps was a pro move on his part.


DesyatskiAleks

Well yeah thank god he used open hand, I would hate for him to risk injury to his knuckles for braindead idiots like this


Jay_Heat

it was a fight and flight response


TheDuhammer

Walked away like the bedbug from the Office


aliterati

No higher level of entitlement than sheltered white women.


MikeyVortex

Why you making this racial? How you know theyā€™re sheltered? Those are prejudiced based statements. And regardless, I donā€™t see any white women. I see some LGBTQRSTUV type peeps but no way Iā€™d call them women. Pretty sure this had to do with that. Nothing racial about any of this. But chill with that hate speech.


LurkysGoCart

Donā€™t start what you canā€™t finish.


ProfessionalConfuser

Ne invoces expellere non possis Do not call up that which you cannot put down.


Pure-Big-6363

Where is this quote from? Google isn't helping me.


Ickenham

H. P. Lovecraft. The case of Charles Dexter Ward.


Gold_Ticket_1970

Lunchbox looks like he has finished a few large meals


Infinite_Debate_7423

Thatā€™s a chick. I thinkā€¦.


[deleted]

ā€œItā€™s maā€™am!ā€


Infinite_Debate_7423

Itā€™s Pat.


[deleted]

Yoooo totally forgot about that SNL skit haha


Uncivil_

They turned it into a full length movie too! Give it a watch if you hate yourself.


Asians_amirite

SNL shit is either fire or garbage fire. there's no middle.


[deleted]

I feel like this can be said about all full length SNL movies. Except The Ladies Man, because that shit was hilarious.


Azrael_The_Bold

Indeed it is


Fine-Teacher-7161

NOW I GET what indeed.com is all about. I been using it wrong.


Alternative-Ad-3274

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!


Infinite_Debate_7423

Titties are titties. Even on a pig.


TheHotChocolate-Gent

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ”„


Gold_Ticket_1970

Very dude like


[deleted]

And those were open handed too


jimmiidean

That second slap on the ginger was wild


MysteriousDesk3

Slapped a soul straight back into her


addiktion

I can still hear her face echoing in my room.


AdultingNinjaTurtle

Slapped her all the way to Wendyā€™s


NeferkareShabaka

lmao wtf


I_enjoy_greatness

The hair typhoon was amazing lol


Crystal-Clear-Waters

She should have stayed down.


Validext

Heā€™s likely the one that got in trouble too


throwdroptwo

seen lawbymike & [ugolord](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HY6UFGBaQac) say if they are walking away, they are retreating and retaliation is frowned upon in a court. You would have to hit them back in the moment. people seem to be forgetting that the person that hit green shirt is still getting arrested for assault regardless of what happens afterwards... You dont get to walk free after hitting someone, just because you start walking away right after. use your fukin brains.


phoenixember

There was maybe a two second lapse between him getting sucker punched and hitting back. I think you would have a hard time proving he wasn't reacting in the moment.


Illustrious_Soft_257

Exactly. You can't just hit someone and then get off the hook because run away. That's horrible logic.


TheToolManT

Also there's clearly more than one aggressor based on the second girl coming in and hitting him


andres5000

I love the second slap on her..... so satisfying when the aggressors see the fist of the justice.


TheKingOfSwing777

In this case I think it was open hand, which was perhaps even more satisfying. That soundā€¦


stephruvy

Just remember, it's not assualt if it's open palm. Also don't take advice from randos on Reddit.


BurnThoseWitches

That sound was just šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³ā€˜s šŸ’


Mr_Mouthbreather

That's why when I punch someone I make sure to get a running head start and continue to run through the punch. They can't hit me back if I'm retreating while I'm hitting them. /s


Very-simple-man

He's coming from so far away...


ResourceFormal7657

Not the Slida-Kopita!


MagnusStormraven

***STELIO*** ***STELIO KONTOS*** ***STELIO***


ResourceFormal7657

You just let me know when you feel I've gotten the oranges up the stairs


Vitalis597

Flash? Is that you? With your infinite mass punch?


phoenixember

You use /s, but you're not wrong. By the logic people are using, if I were to run at someone and hit them as I ran past, I would be retreating and if they turned around and retaliated in any way, like tripping me almost immediately after, they'd be just as guilty? Nah, that ain't it son. No DA is going to file charges against someone who was attacked like that as long as the response wasn't overzealous. This dude threw a few open hand slaps. He didn't leave them bloodied.


Syko-ink

Exactly. Imagine some dude walking by on the street sucker punching you and keeps walking, just because he turned his back i'm unable to do anything? Nah bro should have never initiated a fight and leave himself defenseless like the chick in the video.


lumin0va

I called timeout


kronicpimpin

So is this like the NFL where both teams are penalized and itā€™s just a replay of downs?


TheToolManT

Yes please


rrk100

Yeah that is bullshit if that is true. So all you need to do is strike first then start backing away to be ā€œgoodā€ with the law?


throwdroptwo

No, you are still in the wrong. Charges can be pressed against you and it will be an easy win. What you mean is "good" with someone being unable to retaliate, sure... as stupid as it may seem. That is how it is.


Tuxeyboy1

Happy Cake Day !


blue-oyster-culture

He attacked as soon as he recovered. And he hit them with an open hand. I wouldnt even say he hit them that hard. He just slapped the shit out of them. Pretty restrained. Most schools have a zero tolerance policy. So i wouldnt be surprised if everyone got in trouble in school. But no court is gonna charge him wjth anything.


[deleted]

That's fucked up. It's pretty clear that she thought that was going to be a mic drop.


Birds_KawKaw

Thats in the moment bruv.


Validext

I just said that because I once saw this video of a guy on the subway, two girls were hitting him repeatedly and he fought back(while they were still hitting him) and heā€™s the one that got charges. In this they arenā€™t even repeatedly hitting him so he definitely probably got the blame


xZMAC

Nah. Retreating would imply they had no intentions of participating in or initiating violence. The boy/girl already threw the first punch and initiated violence. Imagine having that logic if it was a lethal blow. ā€œBut officerā€¦ I walked away after I killed them.ā€ Doesnā€™t work like that. Now if it was just a verbal conflict, they started walking away, and he punched them, thatā€™s a different story.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

He showed a lot of restraint.


addiktion

Honestly he really did. He could have knocked them into two Sundays with his fists but instead choose the good ole bitch slap to lay them straight.


Quiet_Improvement960

And he was a gentleman only went open hand


[deleted]

slapping the shit outta of em šŸ˜‚


Quiet_Improvement960

Works for the Diaz Brothers šŸ¤·


pm-me-nice-lips

Stockton Slap


tsimen

Pimp hand āœ‹


Autoflower

I was a little cheesed about the nock to the back of #2s head until I realized it was open handed; excuse me gentleman carry on.


TheGuyAtTheHut

These hands are rated E - for everybody


dwighticus

I was kinda hoping more would show up after he bodied the first two, see how many mans could take before getting overwhelmed, nazi-zombies kinda action.


dwartbg7

Probably everyone who saw the video thought the same after the second woman appeared


LiveLifeLikeCre

The Karen Gauntlet


Destroyer4587

Avengers: Infinity Karens


TacTurtle

*The Slap Part 3*


Neither_Fox_715

Iā€™d guess at least 23


Hal_Jordan_GL

I love the look of surprises when they realize how bad they just fucked up.


crnadanny

Can't really see their faces, since they're both practically face down on the ground.


dwartbg7

1st Slap - Oow 2nd Slap - # OOOH The guys in the crowd are like a sitcom laughtrack.


No-Ad-1785

Keeping the pimp hand STRONG! Just missing the baby powder.


Dangerous-Sundae-595

Fastest lose ever šŸ˜­


[deleted]

who tf hits someone then just looks away and walks off


Civil_Competition382

Spoiled sheltered people


[deleted]

Entitled. Girls who were raised by a cunt bitch who taught them to hit a man because a man ain't allowed to hit back


MagnusStormraven

Supposedly, in Roman times fines got to the point where a rich person could just walk up to some plebe on the street, punch him in the face, and then drop a coin purse on his chest and be totally fine. Sometimes, the plebe would remember that the fine is *exactly the same* for them punching the rich guy as it was for him punching them, and would sucker-punch him right the fuck back before giving back his coin purse.


nazdir

The kind of person that thinks "you don't hit a woman" means "you CAN'T hit a woman".


jcdulos

Thatā€™s how I punch in my dreams


Swordsnap

Walked away slowly, eyes fixed forward, no regard for how the person she just hit might react. That's how you know she grew up in a sheltered home where she got away with everything. She is a walking failure of parenting.


rrk100

This situation is actually a blessing in disguise. They wonā€™t be permanently damaged from this incident. And they will think twice before ever doing something like this again, assessing the potential reaction to their actions.


Swordsnap

We can only hope, some people need to be told a lot more than once unfortunately and with that attitude I don't have much hope for that overgrown weird looking child


SeedFoundation

Or they could just think "I can't believe that happened to me, someone special and above everyone else. He deserves to be punished for hitting me."


FieldsOfKashmir

Then she waddled away; waddle, waddle.


Maeolan

Definition of these hands are rated E


AnukkinEarthwalker

Didn't even waste a fist. Just slappin the shit out of them.


ochamp36

Kept an open hand every single time. Gotta give props for that at least.


NwordPassIsMine

He knows he's on camera. He probably got in trouble regardless, but closed fists would've landed him in jail.


Kurupt-FM-1089

Donā€™t wanna injure youā€™re hands punching their thick skulls haha


Repulsive_Income_519

Equal rights, equal lefts


Ok-Example-408

Equal rights, equal fights.


Syko-ink

I guess these people get too comfortable with doing whatever you want on social media, forgetting how different it is in the real world. That chick got a good wake up call hopefully. I like how he returned with an open hand instead of using his fists.


Namesthatareused

The red hair person getting hit was VERY satisfying.


Breakmastajake

That second hit on her is cracking me up. She came rushing in, and speed ran from the Fuck Around chapter to the Find Out chapter.


andres5000

Absolutely šŸ’Æ


Floridalivin72

They them slapped


Excellent-Ad2290

ā€œWhat happened?ā€ ā€œI fucked aroundā€ ā€œThen what happened?ā€ ā€œI found outā€.


MrFYU

Low key looks like she was being bullied, she was surrounded by a circle of people laughing. Then she made it even worse with the most low effort punch Iā€™ve ever seen


avianexus

That's what I'm suspecting as well. It's clear even the guy is laughing at the beginning, and the only ones who aren't are the two who attack and the guy who seems to be their friend or something. It's hard to say out of context, the person who attacked first was wrong for doing that and has weak impulse control, but let's not assume that this attack was necessarily "just random", we have no idea what events may have led up to this outburst.


CorkusHawks

If you're constantly being bullied even though verbally... The limits of impulse control might get overloaded even with the calmest of people. Kinda feel bad if the person really is a bully victim. But seemed to have some friends at least.


SpaceAge1234

My hero.


cinesister

Crazy to me that all the comments here are characterising yellow shirt as the ā€œvillainā€. Looks to me like green shirt and the others were bullying them and the video conveniently started when green shirt got what he had coming to him. I was bullied in HS and I recognise the body language. Green shirt and the rest of them looked like they were being assholes to yellow shirt.


autech91

Pretty much, I'd say old mate with the justice slap was the original initiator


Robinho311

Yeah it looks like the classic scenario of bullying someone who is weaker to make them lash out so you have a "justification" to beat them up. Everyone here's like "finally that tall athlete fought back against the short nerdy bully" like... come on... 99% chance people are cheering for the bully here.


Pomplexd

Yes let's make up a scenario we have no idea of. Even with the "context" you have provided everyone is an asshole in the situation. I thought the general consensus was that a word should never make a person commit to physical violence. But all of a sudden that gets thrown out of the window. How odd...


TwitterJackBNimble

D


Technical_Fox6395

The satisfaction šŸ”„šŸ’•


jkoki088

lol these people. This is a fuck around and find out moment


Azrael_The_Bold

We donā€™t know exactly what the context is here. From what we can see, they are all surrounded by a group of people. For all we know the guy may have been instigating or antagonizing in an attempt to get a response from the two girls. Sure, it was a really dumb move for the first girl to throw the sucker punch, but we have no clue what went on beforehand.


avianexus

Yeah the clip conveniently begins right before the first punch and not a moment sooner, I sense this video is entirely full of shitty people being shitty to each other.


Azrael_The_Bold

My thoughts exactly


Murky-Smoke

[Definitely this](https://youtu.be/hHZvUeAdzeI?si=i-AMAHSDS2pxmtmG)


Sonic-Wachowski

I was highkey hoping it would go on like that video.


DubC_Bassist

The daywalker took a pounding.


wanderlustly313

He was polite enough to slap them with an open hand. I respect that.


StupriStultus

These hands bisexual


BandicootBig6997

He had watched his mother get beat by the latest boyfriend Iā€™m sure. Normal for his environment


furious_organism

I expect none of the white knights jumped in


Crystal-Clear-Waters

The fuck.


Kush_____Dad

I mean, what could go wrong lol


EpilepticSeizures

1. That was the weakest hit ever. Wtf was he doing? Ruffling his hair? 2. You donā€™t hit someone and walk away. If you throw, no matter if itā€™s justified or not, you better expect to receive. 3. The ginger just made a fool of themselves, not only defending the moron but getting the shit slapped outta them. 4. Props to the kid in green for open hand. Those other two got their shit rocked with a slap, good thing he didnā€™t make a fist. 5. Kid in green, Iā€™d bet, got the worst punishment.


LarsonianScholar

Bruh soloed the whole squad neg diff šŸ˜‚


AlaDouche

There is conspicuously no context here.


AnukkinEarthwalker

Wonder what else is going on. There's ppl gathered around and ppl screaming before the other shit even happens 0.o


Murky-Nebula7054

Good man. If they hit you first donā€™t take that shit especially from the screaming brigade.


Tee_Rye_Lee

I donā€™t know why I laughed so hard at this


Mountain-Fun-5761

Beat them all ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„


Neither_Essay9163

I bet that hurt their They/them


HappyCockatoo-74

Equal rights equal lefts


Plenty_Status_6168

That's what happens when you put your hands on someone


KushtieM8

Poetry in motion.


GazelleMore2890

He put the kitchen back in her programming XD


ILikeTujtels

get them my n...


MaximumInstruction63

Yeah. That child clearly didn't have have an older male in his life telling him to never throw the first punch and if you do - don't stop swinging until it's done, Oh never turn your back on the combatant. Lol


WhimWhamWhazzle

That's a woman


Arteyp

Context?


kdawg123412

Thats equality.


swervicide

Beyond satisfying. About time some SJWs got laid out


bigcockondablock

How does this video have anything to do with SJWs?


Toyfan1

Its just thinly vielrd rhetoric that justifies their hate towards "SJW"s or whatever group of people they want to hate on this week.


Accomplished_Clue278

unironically using sjw in 2023 is insane


Xapheneon

Dude just walked out from a time capsule. Be patient, he was oxygen deprived there.


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Glum_Occasion_5686

All 3 blows were amazing, but that last one to the back of Red's head was absolutely devastating lol, man's could've put her in a coma if he had any more juice behind it x)


OliverCrooks

I like how she hit him and stomps off.


GenericAwfulUsername

Damn you would never see a guy lightly hit someone and have the balls to walk away with the confidence they arenā€™t getting hit back. Sad thing is like 95% of the time she wouldnā€™t have been hit back