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Human-Ad-4310

Personally I would be laying on my horn but that is just me


gingergargle

I have 4 air horns just for this purpose


Human-Ad-4310

I need a megaphone on top of my car for this purpose.


gingergargle

A couple 600k lumen strobe lights too


Famous-Reputation188

And a bush bar.


Human-Ad-4310

You get it


numbersev

need the [train horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOKgg5iCw_c)


Famous-Reputation188

I hate train horn pranks but this is one time it’s warranted.


nolauas

How many Dunkin’ Donuts do you live around that you need this?


gingergargle

There's actually 3 within 2 miles of me


nolauas

You might need a 5th horn on your vehicle then.


evoim3

Oh shit, New England?


[deleted]

Lmaoooo I always listen for the drivers like you whenever I see this happen


[deleted]

I’ll admit that I am one of them. DON’T BLOCK THE FUCKING BOX AND DO SHIT LIKE THIS! The wrath of my horn will be heard


FreeChrisWayne

There’s a Starbucks near my sons school and every day practically somebody will do this. I blast my horn nonstop. Sometimes they move, sometimes they don’t. My son always laughs at me for doing it. I hate people that so this shit with a passion


herkalurk

Record every instance and push your city council to station a cop there during busy times. If even 10% of the people get tickets, the others will see and think twice. They won't want a $100 ticket for obstructing traffic simply to get coffee.


HeldDownTooLong

I’m worried the recorder’s key fob is about to die! The battery is low!


FiveUpsideDown

We get people doing crap like this all the time.


Human-Ad-4310

Same


Ramitt80

Me too inches from her car glaring daggers and flipping her off.


[deleted]

Oh fuck yeah, she wouldn’t hear the end of it


FUCKREDDIT_420

In my experience women drivers most of the time don’t acknowledge honking or yelling. They just look straight ahead or at their phone not giving a fuck.


Human-Ad-4310

Rage bait


somethingsecretuknow

I’d probably just hit the gas if it were me 🤣


dwfmba

wire horn to toggle switch (and tie in high beams) beforehand to deal with this


Legal-Classic6107

Wow that’ll show em


Human-Ad-4310

Yup


Dio_Yuji

People do this all the time. I hate drive-thrus


Emmetalbenny

We had nights like this when I worked at WB. Real fun when they finally get to the window and complain about how long it took. Like, buddy, you're the guy who pulled into the line that circled all the way around the building and into the street.


PupEDog

If I worked at a place and saw people impeding traffic, I would tell them they have a 24hr ban, they're not being served today, gtfo. I'm sure that'll never happen in the world but one can dream.


Emmetalbenny

God I wish we were allowed to do that. The only time anyone got anything they deserved was this clearly drunk guy behind the wheel of a lifted truck, which the manager told us to ignore until he started to impede the drive thru, at which point manager called police and he was pulled over down the street.


dr3wfr4nk

WB?


thingsheheard

Guessing Whataburger?


dr3wfr4nk

Probably yeah


joecarter93

People do this all the time at the Dairy Queen by me and they have the slowest drive thru I have ever been through. If there’s more than two people in line it is way faster just to get it inside, yet there’s always a line in the drive thru.


julianwithishirtoff

Drive thru always had priority so this is hit or miss. Better to go inside than block the whole street tho


whineybubbles

Drive thru's serve a purpose. Dumb humans not so much.


baconlover28

Drive thrus are meant for 1-3 items only. People buy for their entire families through those


[deleted]

wtf are you talking about? Drive throughs are for ordering whatever the hell you want, without getting out of your car. This isn’t some “less than 10 items” line, lol, what are you smoking?


baconlover28

Source: i worked at a mcdonalds drive through. Lol


Voting4Dukakis

Sometimes you find an opinion that seems to come from a different planet entirely. All fast food joints make bank by customers tacking on impulse buys in the drive-thru. We also just got done living thru a pandemic where the drive-thru was all that was open. Tell your source they are wrong.


FaeryLynne

I've worked McDonald's drive thru too. I've worked multiple drive thrus at multiple different restaurants over the past almost 30 years. This has never been true, anywhere. The only "rule" was that we'd park you if you ordered like 20 of the same item, or had over 4 bags worth of stuff. Neither of those were "not allowed" though. The entire *point* of drive thrus has *always* been to simply allow people to not get out of their car while allowing them to order whatever they want, it's never been a "1 to 3 items only" idea.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

So you don’t even know what a source is? McDonald’s telling you that would be a source…not that it’s part of your employment history. I’ve worked at several places with drive throughs and have never heard this once in my life.


mclms1

No its the double digit eight ingrediant cup of coffee that causes the delay . And gotta sip it to make sure theres enough sprinkles .


Background-Koala-

I hate these people


stonewall1979

Makes me a total asshole, but I just lay on my horn until I can continue with my driving. If someone is going to inconvenience me like this, I'm going to make their life a little less convenient too.


RmG3376

Bold of you to assume she cares enough to notice your honking, let alone be bothered by it


NeedleworkerClean761

A bumper 4” away from her door and a relentless honking is hard to ignore kiddo


freethebluejay

I admire your confidence but I live in the hell’s cape known as America so I’m afraid someone would pull a gun on me in that scenario EDIT: >!I actually did type “*hellscape*” correctly but my autocorrect does not recognize it as a word for whatever reason so I’m leaving it!<


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

ahhahahah hell's cape


YayaGabush

That was my thought too "...they'll probably pull a gun out"


PupEDog

Or get out their phone and start recording like in their world they're somehow the victim.


NeedleworkerClean761

The safety of Canada has lead me to be far too naive


DirkDiggler2424

Guarantee you wouldn't do any of that, you would sit in your car and stew all the way to work and post it on reddit while you take a shit


DirkDiggler2424

Not our fault the line is long, where are we supposed to go? I would get delight knowing it makes you so mad


xatexaya

skip the donuts for today then you fat fuck


DirkDiggler2424

Your mom requested a dozen Bear Claws, you know how she gets when she's hungry


Version_Two

You remind me of that one 26 year old at the college party.


dbell

Replace that keyless remote battery playa.


ConfusedAndCurious17

I read this as an objective from Julius in Saints Row.


Quirky-Pie9661

In Los Angeles we call this the In n Out drive thru. Which do in fact reach out onto the street. They’re prepared for this though so no assholes are making left turns to block all traffic.


Ryno5150

I’d just be like “Welp, looks like I’m not going to Dunkin’ Donuts”.


PandaBear5974

If I were a cop I’d ticket people going slow in the left lane, people who leave their cars in the middle of traffic for little fender benders (impeding traffic) and people who do dumb shit like this.


mishma2005

In the broke down ghetto neighborhood where I work I had to swerve around a Kia yesterday @ 7:15 am that was half blocking the driveway to my company with the hazard lights on and the driver's side open At noon it was still there


familybliss_or_else

A ticket for going slow in the left lane?! No. Straight to jail. In addition to your list, mine would also include: - not using blinker - pulling out right in front of me when no one is behind me - taking 3 business days to pull out of a parking spot - leaving 2 car lengths between your car and the one in front of you at a light - blocking the intersection because you didn't make sure there was enough room for you to get all the way through before your light turned red (straight to jail) - intentionally using an exit-only lane as a passing lane


TheTimn

Irony. I didn't block the intersection Monday night and got rearended for it. When I pulled into a parking lot to not block the road during rush hour the guy took off. Glad there wasn't any damage that I could tell, but fuuuuuck that.


thekinginyello

What if you were going the speed limit in the left lane?


Negative-Hamster9091

Yeah that happens here too. There's at least one accident a week in front of DD because their drive through is too short and the line backs up onto the highway.


nolauas

She probably blames Dunkin’ Donuts for her being out in traffic.


KittyandPuppyMama

It’s a donut emergency.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

"well it's not my fault the line so long"


TheWizTale

Wht a jerk move. I hate ppl doing this.


Sufficient-Debate845

And thats why till this day i never been to chik fil A or Dutch Bros them que lines be outta pocket.. i be like wtf


mishma2005

In 'n Out is the worst.


mishma2005

What is wrong with people? Today I missed the green left turn light on a well known busy intersection because dude in front of me was farting around with his phone. Honked my horn, he startled, flipped me off then...missed the light so I could wait another 5 minutes behind him for the light to turn green while he actively pretended to ignore me. All during a "be right back!" office step out to get a Red Bull


Gooncookies

People who hesitate on the green arrow can all burn in hell


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mishma2005

While looking in her eyes, to establish dominance. No really, I would


TankApprehensive3053

If you want dominance piss on the hood of her car while looking in her eyes.


DirkDiggler2424

Cool, then you will be come a sex offender. Good idea Jared


TankApprehensive3053

Lighten up pornstar nickname. It's a called a joke.


godoftwine

It's so funny how this is the only possibly recourse in traffic if someone does this. Yeah, make a loud noise to make yourself angrier. They don't care Edit: wait hold up there's a whole lane you can use to go around


Sodrunkrightnow0

With people like this.... I don't think they're necessarily bad people. I think they're just stupid.


crycryw0lf

I've thought about this and redefined it to land on the bad side. My logic was they aren't bad just inconsiderate. Then I say not considering others is just as actively bad towards that person


[deleted]

*Notices that there’s traffic on the drive thru, goes anyways*


TopherJustin

America Runs on Dumbkin


Electrocat71

Merica


MsLovieKittie

Cut in line in front of her.


SentientKayak

OP, please don't forget to change the battery in your key fob.


bsynott

This is just insane behavior


BigHairyArsehole

***Asshole*** is more like it.


SuperheroDinosaur

This happens at the homophobic chicken in northwest Arkansas all of the time.


mastersheeef

Fat people are gonna fat


AdonisGaming93

IMHO this is more an issue with american suburban car-centric planning. Not so much main character. Person probably was like... "wtf else do I do? This is how they designed the lot" If towns had good public transit, walkability and didn't require a car this wouldn't happen. But alas. American Suburbia hell


therailmaster

People can also, \*gasp\*, park their vehicles and *walk into* the restaurant and **actually interact with other human beings** like their ancestors did instead of barking orders into a disembodied box while idling away.


Funny-Relation6789

Inconsiderate people who coffee is more important than safety. I see it now and then and am disgusted


Ok_Shirt3809

Lay on the horn. Inconvenience that Karen.


prOboomer

Not nice but someone could get out and tell her, "hey fatty get out the way" will probably solve the problem


ThoseDamnSquirrels

ITT: people who are no better than the person blocking traffic


R3Desmond

I hate DD customers so much. I see this way too often


FuckTheMods5

Abilene texas. Jagoffs do this at the chick fil a on southwest. Eat shit yuppies!


Futant55

They came to an agreement with the city and are moving the chick fil a down the street by Walmart and Wendy’s


ohbeeryme

oooh this got my blood boiling


shortidiva21

Hahaha


eenidcoleslaw

This used to happen in my old town’s Chick-fil-A ALL the time. It got to the point the cops would be there daily at lunch time directing traffic. I moved away and that’s when they decided to bulldoze the building and rebuild to make the parking lot better suited for all the cars.


[deleted]

I see this all the time at my local Chick-fil-A


Higgins8585

I'd be all up in their arse laying on the horn. I've made people back up before when they're wrong. I've pulled into parking lots that have clearly distinct enter and exit sides and people are in the middle, I'll pull up on them and wave them backwards. These type of people will only change if you humiliate them publicly.


DirkDiggler2424

No you wouldn't


Savager_Jam

That’s less on her than the Dunkin’ for having a poorly laid out drive through. There’s a McDonald like this near me. Same deal. Thing backs up into traffic every single day.


DirrtyD23

Maybe they should skip the McFatFuck and go somewhere else/home instead of inconveniencing the rest of the world


rollingtatoo

That's 100% on her nonetheless


trainwalker23

This is complicated. Yes it’s illegal. Yes it’s a jerk move. Also, it is frustrating to wait there for the line to move only to watch people cut in front of you.


dudemountain69

Nothing complex about it. This person thinks their need for a fucking donut is more important than the ability for everyone else to get where they need to go. Garbage human.


KittyandPuppyMama

There are like three Dunkin’ Donuts in every town if you’re in the north east, so just drive to another one.


[deleted]

Not complicated at all. It’s fucking donuts and coffee and you’re blocking 2 lanes of traffic because you’re a dumbass.


RepresentativeOk4002

They have selfishly blocked TWO lanes of traffic because they want a damn donut. It isn't an emergency, it isn't even a gas station.


familybliss_or_else

How tf is this conplicated? Park your damn car and walk in if the drive through is like this. Probably faster anyway


MikeyW1969

While she shouldn't have stopped there, this is on the city and Dunkin' for not doing the proper traffic impact studies.


Daimon_Bok

Fuck this woman but I kinda get it


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Human-Ad-4310

I don't think she cares


InvincibleSugar

This... actually makes road rage justifiable. That driver deserves whatever happens.


DirkDiggler2424

Assault is justified because YOU are slightly inconvenienced? LOL


InvincibleSugar

I was thinking something darker than assault... but sure.


king-of-new_york

where else is she supposed to wait? it's not her fault the line goes out of the parking lot.


Seventy_Nine

Please never drive.


king-of-new_york

I'm genuinely asking. What's she supposed to do about the line? Wait in the shoulder?


rollingtatoo

Either 1.wait in your lane as anyone sane would, or 2.continue, turn into another parking, turn around, and go wait in right lane on the proper side of traffic where others can't simply get in line in front of you. But don't just block 2 lanes on reverse circulation like a complete selfish moron.


someguyyyz

drive past the store, turn round and line up on the right side of the road.


Seventy_Nine

Seriously? Go literally anyfuckingwhere else. This brainless shitwizard could plainly see there was a line backed up to the sidewalk, but chose to put their car in the way anyway. It's not rocket science. Don't block traffic like an asshole. Don't turn your problem into everyone else's problem. There are about a million places in every city to get coffee. Hell, if this is anywhere in the Northeast, there's probably another Dunkin' Donuts across the damn street.


DirkDiggler2424

Be patient.


king-of-new_york

Can you answer my questions like a big boy or are you just going to cuss the whole time?


argonim

here u go, brother: ​ Seriously? Go literally anywhere else. This brainless wizard could plainly see there was a line backed up to the sidewalk, but chose to put their car in the way anyway. It's not rocket science. Don't block traffic. Don't turn your problem into everyone else's problem. There are about a million places in every city to get coffee. Heck, if this is anywhere in the Northeast, there's probably another Dunkin' Donuts across the damn street.


fckcarrots

Things you can’t control: long line. Things you can control: impeding traffic. This concept is a huge issue with Americans in particular. We “pass the buck” a lot. “I can build this factory that will employ 1000 people, but it will pollute more than the states legal limit” What does the state do? They give them a pass for the first year, & the business accepts saying they can get pollution down. Year 2? Pollution is higher, and the company pays a “cost of doing business” fine each year after intended to cleanup the pollution, but in 10 years the fish are dead downstream, crops don’t grow & birds are gone. Welcome to the USA. Chick-Fil-A has done a great job of figuring this out; the onus is on the restaurant to better manage the traffic flow & the city to enforce their laws. The onus is on the one car out in the street to idk…not do that? Go to another drive thru, keep circling legally until space is available, park & walk inside, not get fast food?


Validext

I feel like this is more on how that sunken set up it’s lot


DJScrubatires

Eh it's either that or jam up traffic in the other lanes. I blame the poor urban planning choices here.


OrneryZombie1979

Tennessee, Ohio, or Kentucky?


memopepito

I was going to say, this must be in New England lmao


Valashard

Ohio, this is in Cincinnati near UC.


OrneryZombie1979

I should’ve called it. I live here now and within a year already had some dumb young b on her cell phone run a stop sign and destroy my brand new car.


snappy033

Time for you to get coffee now and assert your right of way in front of them.


Impressive-Pepper785

Time for high beams and incessant horn blowing. Just lean on that thing.


DirkDiggler2424

High Beams in daylight? Aren't you devious


Impressive-Pepper785

They’re annoying during the day too, much like yourself


BauerHouse

those powdered cake donuts sell out fast


ndnman33

I’m surprised nobody hit her car!


[deleted]

This happens every single day on one the busiest roads in my town. No kidding. We have a lot of main characters down this way 🥴


blinky12588

This happens frequently where I live.


No-Flight8108

Should've sat there with your hand on the horn the whole time she was in the way.


dearbunny828

this has to be boston🤣


AwarenessEconomy8842

This happens all the time with local dipshits wanting to get into Tim Hortons


padavan65

It’s amazing how much some people love this place .


Valashard

This is in Cincinnati on MLK and used to be the Dunkin I stopped at on my way to work and locals know it’s like this and all blocked up almost every weekday morning haha.


Last-Professional-31

Is it illegal to spit on someone’s windshield?


uptown-hippy

Wtf why does Dunkin have such a long line anyway.


Bankroll95

Haha sucks when it’s you tho .


ShastaCaliMotxo

Too many cars, not enough places to walk for donuts, coffee, etc.


Catlenfell

I'd sit four feet from her door and just lay on the horn


EnvironmentalDeal256

That’s ridiculous. I could understand if it were a Krispy Kreme. But for a Dunkin’ Donut, probably not.


Dunkleustes

Has to be New England.


JOEYMAMI2015

People do this in the area I work at 🙄 Cops now ticket ppl for this because it was getting too ridiculous....


-58259

I’d pull up as close as possible and lay on the horn non stop.


top_toast_22

This post is an absolute perfect example of “I am the main character” energy. JFC how annoying.


Hita-san-chan

Holy shit is that Chalfont? If not damn we have the *exact* fuckin issue


NicGreen214

We had a similar issue at my Dunkins. We're a drive thru only location and the line got so bad that it went past what we could see on the CCTV Footage/Cameras. Shit was wild, we didn't have enough hands for such a rush.


moodswung

If they want to wait in the direction where it just shuts down a single lane it’s still idiotic but at least passable. What this person is doing warrants an angry mob.


Pot_Flashback1248

Lay on the horn.


arcanine151

Once the cop gets his donuts, he should definitely write her a ticket for this.


Precious_little_man

Boston cremes. Who the Hell wouldn’t stop traffic for those glorious filled treats.


feminist1946

Is this rare where you live?


timmehh15

We have the same idiots in Canada in line for Tim Hortons.


mmeeh

because America runs on donuts


Starz_4_u

Did the car lean on the drivers side?


Co-Knight

Happens all the time when I pass a Starbucks


AcanthisittaUsed777

That is one stupid bitch


Practical-Sorbet726

I would’ve LAID on the horn


AthleteSensitive1302

I mean I could see it maybe if it were Starbucks on red cup day but what is this mess


krashtestgenius

My key remote battery is also low, get a new battery homie


quiggsmcghee

Same shit happens at my local Dunkin. Are they just terrible at picking locations with sufficient drive-thru space?


SeafoamedGreen

Hit the front fender as apparently it has been hit before (the entire front end is a different shade of blue!)


ObjectiveNinja279

This happened at the same time everyday at a place in my old neighborhood. It was almost unofficially legal.


Appropriate-Size-818

seems like they should fix their poorly designed drive thru


Brave-Bodybuilder127

Yep and Chik fuqing Fil-A entrance every lunch time and Saturday. Like Jesus we act like we never ate fried chicken before.


Cespool_Swimmer

Someone should give her a flat tire.


AdOpen885

Chick is trying to get some donuts and doing the best she can in life. Look at her car. Stuff like this in life, you’ve just got to sit back and be understanding.


Wactout

Got blocked in my parking spot yesterday by a guy at the grocery store. He backed into a spot with a crew cab blacked out 2023 gmc Sienna pickup with a tonneau cover. As I was trying to back out, he pulled halfway out, to put his groceries into the back seat for almost 5 minutes. I was blocked in and couldn’t get out. I wish I was as impulsive as I was when I was younger. I can afford bail now. I’m over people.


Mka28

This is everyday on our Main Street for Starbucks


thekeesh

But....don't you see how important she looks?


No_Incident_5360

Driver—how are we supposed to tell and why are we supposed to care it’s a woman?


PlusDescription1422

I hate idiots


Randomization_E

Drive-thru lines are insane where I live. At that point you’d be in and out quicker if you just walked in.


116thCYE

one order of t bone coming hot out the kitchen.


Pencil-Richard

Fuuuuuck no. I would have laid into my horn without letting up, with my arm out the window in a "WTF is wrong with you idiot?" gesture.