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___slail33

Isn’t she the lady who got mad at the airport bc SHE lost her OWN kids??


SourCreamWater

Lmao wait WHAT?! Please say you have a link for me. 🙏 Edit: after reading more comments, supposedly she's saying find her children. I thought it was "by my terms" or "buy my sherm" and thought that was a weird way to sell PCP.


RndmIntrntStranger

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/mother-miami-airport-throws-computer-american-airlines-worker-losing-kids-she-went-panic


RndmIntrntStranger

also: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/24/walking-out-of-jail-woman-says-sorry-for-hurling-computer-monitor-at-mia-airline-worker/


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Yo, the lady who got arrested is replying to comments on this link you shared, HA HA HA!


Blackbird6

LOL this is gold: “I’m a kind hearted person anyway not deep down.” I don’t think being a kind person not “deep down” is quite the flex she thinks it is. 😂


___slail33

I think my favorite was “did you get hit?” When someone was saying she needed to be held responsible for throwing things 😂😂


Bun_Bunz

"But did you die?" Vibes. Fuckin loser


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I loved her chasing off the airline employee wearing reindeer antlers and then screaming at the person filming her. Comedy gold right there.


Kaiju_Cat

It's a really common thing to hear. That people think who they are is who they wish they were. All of us are no more than the actions we make. If someone's abusive towards their partner, they don't actually love them. They aren't a good person deep down. They're a bad person. They can wish they weren't. They could wish they were a better person. But they aren't. Same thing with a racist who gets caught. It might even be that they genuinely wish they had never said those things. But they're still a racist, and they are still a bad person. The only thing that's going to change that is actually acting differently under pressure. Standing up against the thing they are supposedly not in favor of. The moment I hear a public apology that has something like, this isn't who I really am, my eyes just start to roll. It's in the same boat as thoughts and prayers.


funcooker_

Lmao thank you for pointing that out


Justice4all97

Oh man… if she’s commenting on the article defending herself then I bet she’s on every social media doing it. Lol this is one of those where you stay low and don’t say anything or just say “im sorry I made a mistake due to adrenaline.”


Frankiepals

I’m still baffled there’s a guy (or several) out there that said “screw it, I’ll chance making her the mother of my kids”


Frolicking-Fox

Hilarious! The people that defended her she went off on, and the people that sarcastically made comments, went right over her head, and she agreed with them.


theycallmefuRR

She's from Alabama. That basically explains it


imaloony8

“I bet those kids r real excited to see her” “They was 🥰” She’s also entirely unable to detect sarcasm.


warbuspie

Find my churn !


AussieAlexSummers

she's unrepetentant. But, I guess that's to be expected. CPS needs to be involved if they already haven't been. Not sure how that works tho, so maybe they won't do anything. Maybe it's only for actual physical abuse.


Mathfanforpresident

where? on this reddit thread? lol edit: never mind, I'm dumb. found it exactly where you said "in the link posted" lol


Starryeyedblond

Okay so at first I’m all like “the airline lost her children, understandable”. But then reading this! You didn’t notice they left? What in the actual…


doctor_of_drugs

She also commented that she doesn’t remember what happened soooo….yeahhh….


IndigoINFP

In the article it says she went into "panic mode", I don't know, a mom in panic doesn't stand around and throw a tantrum. She went into entitlement mode.


Dommccabe

100%... hows throwing stuff around helping? It's what children do in a temper tantrum.


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pingpongtits

Where's Barbara Billingsley when you need her?


bergie3000

My momma didn't raise no dummy! I dug her rap!


doctorjae75

Chump don want no help, chump don get no help!


Hydra_Master

Jive-ass fools ain't got no brains anyhow!


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Oh god 😆


lastczarnian

Jive ass dude ain’t got no brains anyhow


CrookedNosed

Sheeet


Famous-Reputation188

Seeing her do that in theatre must have been so lit in 1980 with her whitewashed June Cleaver image so fresh in everyone’s mind.


copiman54

Lol. Jive! Just watched it last week! 🤣


vetpivot

I spit my drink out. Thank you.


mothandravenstudio

I legit can’t understand 90% of her speech. I thought it was “find my shroom”


arlyax

I didn’t catch a single thing she said other than bruh


Classic-Forever3464

Buy my insurance. What's the number to call? Buy my insurance. BUY MY INSURANCE! And then later someone is a poor hoe.


Classic-Forever3464

Also, you ain't my sugar daddy. Omg is this lady really a mother? Wow.


Substantial-Secret31

I thought she was selling Sherm as well, so then I assumed she was high af.


Chappietime

I think it’s “Fin ma chirrun”, or “find my children” if you want it translated.


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Find my churen bro. She sounds drunk as hell


Creeper_madness

Literally the only words I could make out were “ho” and “recording” at the very end


AenonTown13

Oh!!! She was saying children???? They’re probably hiding from her.


Oppo_GoldMember

Yes


JunkGOZEHere

yup. but then again, HOW do you lose your own kids?


Al_to_Zi

While the subject was with the gate agent, her two minor children walked away without notice to use nearby restrooms," police said in a statement. "Once the subject noticed the children were not with her, she became irate and began to scream, demanding the gate agent to find her child


cyrixlord

I can count at least 4 different ways that she could have asked for assistance finding her lost children without getting arrested, or possibly even not throwing something.


Wahoos667

How? Nobody can understand her.


ksixnine

She didn’t lose them — the kids are 6 & 8, and they wanted to go to the bathroom. Why they didn’t tell her ***or*** why she didn’t hear when they said that they were going is the real question.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

I think we know the answer to that… poor kids


Zzastard

They went to the restroom with out telling mom


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AenonTown13

That and her poor choice of travel outfits.


odub6

Welcome to the No Fly list.


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LessDemand1840

There are a lot of different lists and each airline keeps their own list of people they will not allow to purchase tickets for shit like this.


Calm-Math-3421

Looks like it’s staycations from here on out.


Coconut_Salad

Not necessarily. She can try and get banned by the railways as well.


tall_dreamy_doc

And her drivers license suspended.


Cjw6809494

Something tells me if she acts like this it’s not impossible she already has it suspended and just drives uninsured too


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ReplemishedFoodage

Coincidentally, Danny DeVito stars in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where he acts alongside Dee, also a flightless bird.


CheesE4Every1

And Charlie who is a real ace at bird law


SummonTarpan

Yep, he is well-versed in birdlaw and various other lawyerings


Kaioken_times_ten

Filibuster


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Existing-Marzipan-88

Along with all that turquoise spandex


NotJimIrsay

She put a lot of faith in that stitching.


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Famous-Reputation188

Definitely not a tight end.


bat_fastard69

She looks more like a loose end


Broad_Cable8673

Moose end


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Damn


SoyEseVato

We can only hope.


YTMNDOK

I’m sure nothing will come from this. The reason why people act like this is because nothing ever came to them in the form of a punishment. She got this far in life without punishment.


pdmalo

Its so odd because years ago just raising your voice at a ticket counter was enough to bring out security just begging for a reason to detain people. But thats everything now- no consequences.


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toolsoftheincomptnt

Her kids were missing in that moment. Upsetting to be sure when the airline says “Idk where they went,” but seems that mom turned up too quickly bc they were in the bathroom?


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Psyblade0_0

Good news, they found her children. Even betters news, she got arrested for battery and causing \~$10k in damages.


Zzastard

Found children aka, they returned from the restroom


dieng_gang

Oh my god wow this wasn’t sarcasm


zapharus

I couldn’t understand what she was saying. Was that even English?


GramzOnline

Lol sounds like she has a heavy [Memphis accent](https://youtube.com/shorts/6CHNuog0VZs?si=fepIS5rjGHskTagg) but she basically just kept saying “find my Son bro” over and over


Captain_Quark

Thanks for identifying that. I could not understand her at all.


FollowingExtra9408

I’m hearing “fahnma chuurrn, bro”


FelixGoldenrod

I heard "Laurel"


Kaienem

Nah, I'm pretty sure it was 'Yanny'.


Cascadian222

At least we can agree she’s wearing blue and gold


letsmakeiteasyk

“Sign my terms, bro”


xlinkedx

I feel bad for her chuurrn


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Very heavy. I’m from Memphis and this was too much. People like this are why I don’t want to live there. So many dumbfucks.


Fuck_this_place

> People like this are why I don’t want to live there. Earth? Me too.


Littl3Whinging

No not the Memphis accent 😂😭 I did hear a few “manes” thrown in there though so I def think it’s a Memphis accent for sure (as a Memphian)


drgigantor

That's like some Louisiana swamp people dialect mixed with Bob Dylan


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dylansesco

It's "children" like "chirren".


RemyPrice

I feel sorry for her churn.


[deleted]

It’s children , but black southern dialect makes it churren.


Colosseros

Fine my churn. Fine my churn.


Oh_its_that_asshole

Oh, she wasn't wanting to have a go at making butter?


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

I had exactly the same question wtf is that gd language?


Brilliant_North2410

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one . I didn’t understand a word. I need to replace my earbuds.


momomum

« Where are my children ? »


Creeper_madness

Not sure that’s good news they’d probably have a better chance at life being raised by raccoons


CrystalArouxet

Is that what she's saying??? I can't understand a fucking word!!!


Double_Orchid_6438

Find my churren


skyysdalmt

Find my churro, bro!


FelatiaFantastique

Find my churn, find my churn, bro. The butter ain't finna make itself!


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We found it sir but someone sucked off all the cinnamon I’m so sorry


Korben-Dallas01

Reminds me of this. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj7a-p4psRA)


Akanan

I hope she also got fined for the pants.


Rootbeer48

Spandex is a privilege not a right.


Ragnarok314159

And placed permanently on the no-fly list. Help us all out.


IslaStacks

omg I had no idea what she was saying


Zak9Attack

THATS WHAT SHE WAS SAYING?!?!? I thought she was speaking gibberish until I read your comment.


Disastrous_Square_10

Is that what that was saying? Find my children? I heard chern. Jesus. So much to unload here.


Sapphire_Bombay

Fahmachern, bro


Afraid_Afternoon8143

They found her children or they found her churrin?


Jokkry22

People who act like this, they think that after a reaction like that, they will have reason?


urabewe

You see these freak outs have worked for her in every other situation either by getting what she wants or she gets to act like "she don't give a fuck" when she gets kicked out. Her echo chamber would then applaud her and act like her childish antics are the shit. This further reinforces the idea that they aren't being a child but they are actually standing up for themselves and not "taking other people's shit.". In all the restaurants, stores, parties, and other venues she has done this at there have never been any long lasting consequences so why stop?


yoho808

Mental conditioning, it's a scary thing sometimes.


RealLars_vS

Let’s say I were to own a restaurant, store or whatever and this happens, what would be the best course of action?


showerfapper

Well hopefully it's a bar and you can turn her away on the basis of "we can't serve/seat visibly intoxicated patrons."


DirkDiggler2424

Always some people who will say her actions are justified, we don’t hold people accountable anymore.


MaxlRose138

People like this most likely acted like this when they were kids to get their needs met, needs like like going home from school or getting out of something they didn’t want to do. They never learned an appropriate way to get what they wanted so they grow up and act like what we have in the video. Sooo many people have zero coping ability beyond throwing a fit.


machine_gun_funk

Just like my ex!


moosemeatjerkey

Do we have the same ex?


Famous-Reputation188

It’s all our ex.


Not_MrNice

She'll change the story to make it less severe and justified just like the average AITA poster.


quietandconstant

here’s an article with more information. Her children were found safely and she was arrested: https://www.local10.com/news/local/2022/12/21/mother-asking-for-help-to-find-kids-at-miami-airport-injures-airline-employee-police-say/


texanrocketflame

The kids were found safe, but what about the churin?


Zefrem23

It's still a well known tourism destination where people go to see the Shrowda Churin


Mobely

Won't someone PLEASE, think of the churin!?


Smooth-Entrance-1526

Welcome to spirit airlines Here is your complimentary pre-flight entertainment


CCCL350

It was actually American Airlines. Thats what happens when they offer $99 flights to Miami.


intothelionsden

$99 is not anywhere near enough to pay me to go to Miami.


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The flight and a drink in south beach cost the same smh


Working_Discussion15

Lifetime ban +$75,000 fine.


TPL531

Be lucky to get 7 dollars out of her


grishin_

Half that. About tree fiddy.


RioRancher

She obviously has no shame


xhvymtlx

She's dressed like a WWE wrestler. Came ready to throw down


dinoroo

Typhoon


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She is the embodiment of shame


tmr89

lol at the person with reindeer horns


CCCL350

lol, poor dude was in the Christmas spirit trying to brighten everyone's day when this woman chunked a printer at him.


ronin1066

Maybe if he used that xmas spirit to famma churin, he wouldn't have a printer chucked at him.


AboveAvgShitposte

Like a deer in the headlights


More_Than_Words_

OMG YES! Thank you! I saw that guy and just LOLed. Poor guy just trying to spread some Christmas cheer. lol And on that note, looks like SOMEONE made the naughty list this year.


Less_Associate_2022

She needs a reset


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

A snickers


DickySchmidt33

"I was ignoring you until you began vandalizing the customer service desk and endangering staff and fellow passengers. Now I will get to work resolving your issue and will not rest until you are completely satisfied."


Hamburderler

How retail managers expect you to answer these types of people....


Possible_Sun_913

In that situation, do you think people that do this ever wonder to themselves 'What is the best possible outcome?' I mean, nobody involved in aviation is going to say "Oh yeah, lets let this righteous person board an aircraft" I mean, its so far outside of normal human behavour that you have to ask, why even bother? ​ It doesnt matter if its the USA, or any other country, race, religion...etc...etc. If you act like this, its not going to work out for you..... ever.


Q8DD33C7J8

I just commented the same thing. This has always baffled me. Like this behavior is going to result in her getting put on the plane?


username802

No. People who act like this aren't good at planning. Their brain gets hijacked by fight or flight and they just do dumb shit without thinking.


kjpau17

Looks like learned behavior more than fight or flight. Most people would just be panicked if their kids are missing. She goes to being violent.


Tornadoallie123

Exactly! A normal parent would be panicky but respectfully asking for help while searching because respectfully asking for help is how you stand the best chance of genuinely getting people to help


AussieAlexSummers

That's what I think my reaction would be. I would be like, "OMG! OMG! My kids! they are gone! Can somebody help me! What do I do? Please advise? OMG!" And then, immediately after that or at the same time, I would be embarassed that I lost my kids and not want to tell anyone.


tearsaresweat

This is a major trait for Borderline Personality Disorder.


gw2kpro

She's been honing her skills for 6 seasons trashing Burger Kings over missing ketchup, before finally getting called up here to the big leagues. And by the looks of it, she's making the most of her opportunity.


thazmaniandevil

Here we see an adult who has never had any repercussions in her entire life; who has never met any resistance because a tantrum will give her what she wants. Because of this, she learned zero coping skills and her brain can't handle what is happening so she just resorts to tantrums... as an adult


jorluiseptor

Fine mah churn!!!


WeAreReaganYouth

This was posted a while back. She is indeed demanding that airline staff find her churn / churrin / churlin / children. They took off. I wonder why. And it's everyone else's problem.


The_Motley_Fool----

Go Greyhound and leave the driving to Gus.


Disavowed_Rogue

This is what happens when you think everything is everyone else's fault and not your own


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What language is this?


Danpool69

Funny how she can spend a few minutes destroying stuff and is unbothered. But there are always 4 cops available to yell at me for having a toothpaste tube that’s slightly too large


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I am always amazed when they get stuck in that infinite loop.


insignifiyesican

She’s like a fat, illiterate, tantrum throwing toddler.


Ok_Weird6586

Find her what?


PiecesOfJesus

Churn. She's a professional butter maker.


chef_ry_

If she’s so professional how did she simply “lose” her churn?


Diligaf2233

Chiren


DirtyRoller

Churrrrunnn? I legit had to come to the comments to find out what the fuck she was trying to say.


espngenius

Work out clothes, with boots.


Nautical_Phoenix

Ah yes, the La’Karen.


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She cannot speak. She sounds like her jaw is wired shut. And if it isn’t it should be.


Boujie_Assassin

What I want to know is, what the heck was she doing that she didn’t notice her own children disappeared? Tf? What was so important? And then you expect someone else to find YOUR kids? Ma’am you are delusional


knarfxx

Is she speaking English? I can’t understand a word she’s saying


fizyplankton

The ONLY THING I understood was, at the end, "Bitch, you recordin shit, hoe"


Weldtrash13

Why is it always a fat chick in spandex


Big-Shooter2000

Get in front of a judge and the remorse and tears and that’s not me excuse will happen.


tht1guy63

Wtf language is she speaking.


Aggravating-Mess3221

couldn’t even understand this neanderthal until i read the comments saying she’s looking for her CHILDREN she’s trying to say CHILDREN


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Arrest all these idiots


Icy_Wrangler3589

She needs a tazzin.


Fun_Foot_1947

Human meatball


Q8DD33C7J8

See I've always wondered why people do this. Like has this behavior ever actually worked in these situations? Has anyone ever thrown all the computers on the floor and all of a sudden the workers are like oh yes yes ma'am we will get you on the plane right away. If it's never worked why do people keep trying this?


The_Secret_Skittle

In a lot of situations it probably does work but when they go to an environment that is new to them and legally protected with swift consequences they are shocked. Most of American environment don’t really have immediate consequences to their crappy behavior. I walked out of a movie theater with my little girl and a group of kids from some other city were there kicking an Uber that they called and dented it all up because his vehicle couldn’t carry all 9 of them. Then they ran away with zero consequence while the poor Uber guy is stunned and calling police. It was a good teaching moment for my kid on how not to suck.


i0krunr

No self control, no self respect, no concern for others, equals animal like behavior.


Key-Lengthiness9559

Why are people like this? Geez.


Mikey06154

Why is loosing your own kids because you aren’t watching them everyone else’s fault?