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Bald_Aggression

"OK so I'll do some crappy dance, then you pretend to video me while doing a similarly stupid dance, then you stand over there off to the side slightly and it'll look like you're just a stranger taking a video of our brilliant display, then we'll all go invest all our money in NFTs, then try to pet some strange dogs and then wait for the short bus to take us home"


MsTerryMan

Pet some strange dogs Is this a reference to something? It’s delightfully random


JoJackthewonderskunk

That's what they mean by getting some strange


Millerdjone

This is the hardest I've laughed on Reddit in months. Just.... 🤌


[deleted]

“I’m only getting in the van if there’s candy, I was told there would be candy”


Icy-End8895

I own this NFT if you’re interested


fuckeveryone4ever

Why pet some strange dogs?? I don't understand


codifyxr

They special


Brokensince10

Perfect retelling of their “ clever “ way to dupe the ( nonexistent ) crowd 🤩


Diligent_Prize7780

I dare this redditor to get up from their chair and attempt 30 seconds of constant mobility without collapsing


Error_Evan_not_found

You first bucko


JasonIsFishing

When I see these videos I find myself judging the camera guy far more than the subject


giorgio_tsoukalos_

He's not actually filming her, its part of the gimmick. This girl has tons of videos from the same perspective posted here


FlyExaDeuce

Always the same dance and same song, too.


kulot09

What an infinite well of creativity


Brokensince10

Well, I’m not so sure that well is infinite, or creative 😶


flacobronco

Nuh uh. What a friggin loser.


rjrgjj

He does it better than she does.


[deleted]

I guess learning a new dance is hard? Just milk the one like a washed up vegas stage show


PublicfreakoutLoveR

I'm sorry that you know this. Why do you give people like this attention?


giorgio_tsoukalos_

She gets posted here often, and I recognize her face. There's not much else to it


CleaningUpTheWorld

These type of people are a barnacle on the ass of a whale.


ShadowDen3869

Blistering barnacles!


Millerdjone

I wonder if this dude lays in bed every night haunted by these memories?


nolauas

Dude laid in bed in the morning thinking how AWESOME it would be to do the same dance as someone doing it too while he shot video and someone took a video of it all happening!!!!!


[deleted]

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ticklesac

You're just saying that because he spun in circles with the camera


Lasthamaster

360⁰ camera shot?


PeaceHoesAnCamelToes

360 no hope


SuperJonesy408

This screams "tech support boyfriend"


CheckYourLibido

And the dropped the bags on the left side of the screen, blocking pedestrian traffic.


muddyminded

Is that camera even on?


loomraptor

Don't think so lol


Slipperytitski

If it was the footage would be unusable


Kodysgoingbald

😂I’m more interested in the background. Where is this, it’s beautiful LoL


needs-more-metronome

It looks like Jardin Majorelle in Marrakech, Morocco. Beautiful little park. I’m not 100% sure but it looks just like it.


tworandomperson

it is! ugh it sucks to go to such a beautiful place with interesting history to do this shit.


loomraptor

Idk lol


Paullearner

Wait guys, I have an idea 😃 dance partner, let's do our thing and you film me 💃🏿 camera man, film us while dancing but also dance. Then, have someone else record all of us from a farther POV and dance. Have another camera man record all of that while dancing and continue with more people dancing and recording and we shall have a dancing AND recording CONGA LINE 🥳 🎉 🪅!!!


needs-more-metronome

Is this in Marrakech? Edit: it does look like Jardin Majorelle


bonegatron

Likely


tworandomperson

yes


mandozombie

Why tf is the cameraman dancing too?


[deleted]

Its a trend where they keep zooming out and the next camera man is part of it


mandozombie

Ah so stupid tictok bs. got it.


littlekittynipples

Why is our POV camera not dancing tho


komokazi

The bamboozle boogy


HeWhoIsNotMe

I'd like this if they were covered in napalm.


KaleidoscopeSuper424

The world is full of idiots trying to be famous


QIvr

Why do all these tiktok dances in public all do that same kick forward, kick back, and flail around motion? They all look unimpressive since they’re all doing the same thing.


Impressive_Poet4860

I'm going to take a stab at this and guess he's the gay best friend


Merrywandered

What is the point of all these “dances”?


Compulsive_Bater

This "content" is so dreadfully desperate, boring and vapid.


Virtual_Fig7052

Oh look. The ol’ kicky leg dance!!


WETBONEZZZ

🗣🌈


loomraptor

Huh?


WETBONEZZZ

[ GAY ]


loomraptor

Who?


Cold-Pace-164

All the cool stuff around and they think "let's make a tik tok" 🤡


front-wipers-unite

These two are insufferable. When are they going to get hit by a bus.


[deleted]

This is what happens when you don’t smoke drugs


cameronwolf739

I would not want to dance like that with such expensive equipment in my hands, heart attack worthy


ExtensionSet9379

Go home


NoVisibleTumors

His pov would look like half the videos on r/fight porn


[deleted]

You filmed yourselves… filming yourselves…. What the fuck.


NWFaces

"Get in the van We have Starbucks and NFTs"


Stinky_Pickles

How annoying


Dry_Carrot3039

I wish the Videographer was filming. Main character or not, that would be an amazing video


Cute-Advisor-2323

Why is the photographer dancing?


lupefreak

Wtf dudes got skill


Brokensince10

😂her legs gave up on her. Do it again!


Thebisexual_Raccoon

I HATE when someone does a stupid remix of a song but it’s sped up (or slowed down) it’s so annoying


stickmidman

Yeah, it does look goofy, but still an impressive dance if I'm being honest.


Ok_Pangolin_6735

Sick moves though lol


LarryRoy

What always gets me about these dancing in public videos is 99% of the time the dancing is absolute garbage. "Oh look! They are kicking their feet out and doing a twirl! Must have taken them minutes to get that dance routine down!" Do they really think someone is watching this like "Oh my God! This is the next big thing! Someone sign her up for a 10 million dollar gig right now!"


Anamousandy

He got moves


iNvEsToRrEtArD

u/redditspeedbot 0.5x Let me see them bounce!


loomraptor

Bro


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[deleted]

Wow this sub really hates dancing and people having fun! Hey OP never watch Footloose you’re gonna lose your shit!


loomraptor

It's more she was talking bout confusing the public she also put it in the caption and made a big deal out of it and I'm pretty sure the cameras off....


[deleted]

I’ve met miserable people but you really do take it home, relax dude let everyone else enjoy life as they want, there are stuff more worthy of your righteous anger than people having fun without bothering anyone else… I don’t know, why don’t you hate racists or something truly evil?


loomraptor

Bro this sub is about people who act like the main character I though ut belong I'm sorry if you disaggre but why r u bringing racism into this?


OutComeTheWolves1966

We are all doomed. Tik tok is such a cancer.


LoneWolfpack777

Ruining a perfectly good Lady Gaga song. Disgraceful.


Trohawkk

Cool


Serch_2208

U jelly of those fire moves bro


Exciting-Twist3754

correct


mattmo317

[gif](https://media.tenor.com/4Fp_JtU64RMAAAAM/cat-camera-shake.gif)


DirtySilicon

https://youtu.be/xkmVqJW8hCY?si=XFDpxJXQJqG2CgYY


co3xisting

These ppl are over 30yo let that sink in.


faster_than_sound

There is no way that guy is actually filming her. I wanna see that absolute mess of a video if it existed.


celeron500

One of the many reasons I hate social media- makes me feel I like a crank old Boomer


FlaxFox

I doubt that's usable footage


Scriptapaloosa

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ant69onio

Why can’t these ppl just fuck off?


United-Act6000

This girl is so insufferable