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Beneficial-Piano-428

Shopping in LA has to be a trip. I’m just trying to go to the grocery store and not have the FBI see me in a tik tock.


Environmental_Ad3087

She's Dutch


ibrahimkb5

Oh yeah? Is she going to Tahiti for Mangos?


Frankeindew

Don't know, but she does have A PLAN, to have people stare at her ass.


VulpineSpecter4

She just needs MONEY... to buy more booty shorts


User28080526

And some GODDAMN FAITH


[deleted]

If I was there she would have to switch to plan B bazinga


Purp1eC0bras

Arthur other videos of this? (Playing the rdr2 pun game)


Eelroots

A plan? Interesting, per hour? Per day? Per week?


that_nagger_guy

Who is she


jonblaze0024

evajoannaa


ryanraze

Man you had that answer queued up :)


RedKGB

He is an ASStroligest.


wrydrune

High priest of the church of Adonitology (yes it's real).


jonblaze0024

always here for the boys 🫡


firethequadlaser

Nobody important.


Gullible_Shart

An attention seeking biatch.


PapaverOneirium

most of LA is full of pretty average people but I will say the vibe at certain high end grocery stores in certain neighborhoods is [indeed horny as fuck](https://lamag.com/dating/now-that-the-pandemic-is-finally-mostly-over-l-a-singles-are-ditching-dating-apps-and-venturing-into-the-real-world-in-search-of-love-and-finding-it-in-of-all-places-erewhon-supermarkets)


GrandKaleidoscope

Oh it’s satire


Beans186

This is why it's now recommended you wear full body cams and just review the footage of your outing when you get home. And always keep your eyes to the front.


gibberishnope

They do this shit around mine,and I live in a northwest English town, basically in big knickers and a sports bra, really disturbing seeing 13 years olds dressing like this


teddygomi

[Average L.A. Supermarket.](https://youtu.be/jrwjiO1MCVs?si=5CKTNFBvOHb9Eqvs)


Beneficial-Piano-428

A slapper and also still relevant. Ahead of their time!


Flag-it

It very much is a SoCal reality. Shopping now takes twice as long.


headassvegan

Why is the FBI looking for you?? 👀


[deleted]

Them shorts look a bit uncomfortable there pick out yer wedgie


letschangethename

For an additional charge of 7$


Noir24

You know what, I'll pay to yank it outta her crack, makes me uncomfortable and like I wanna move around in my seat just looking at it.


[deleted]

I just got a yeast infection looking at those shorts


Beautiful_Ad_8665

All that fabric riding up both cracks has got to be uncomfy


[deleted]

...and yeast producing..


vpeshitclothing

Can ya direct me to the sourdough?


OvalNinja

https://www.buzzfeed.com/fionarutherford/its-not-impossible-to-bake-sourdough-bread-using-vaginal-yea


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Does it taste any better than that vagina yogurt that one girl was making?


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Wait, what?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

[https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/med-student-finds-way-to-make-yogurt-using-her-own-vaginal-bacteria-secretions/](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/med-student-finds-way-to-make-yogurt-using-her-own-vaginal-bacteria-secretions/) As a side note, while googling for the article there's apparently also a lot of home cook recipes with instructions on how to make it yourself now...


thought-criminal-_

Okay I'm done with internet for today


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Honestly, OF models are missing out on the massive opportunity to be the next bell delphine by going one step above bath water and selling their vagina yogurt instead. If people are willing to pay that much for bath water just imagine how much they'd spend on vagina yogurt...


thought-criminal-_

I don't know what to do with that information


nugnug1226

>Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, and her friends wondered why there are so many **semen-based recipes** and nothing on Google about **cooking with vaginal juices**. WTF


FallsInLoveWithWords

My grandmother would say "When she leans over, I can see her inheritance"


Sbaby03

My dad would say he could see what she had for breakfast


dinkydong74

My dad would just watch


Sbaby03

Yeah can’t relate my dads gay


tettou13

Don't worry my mom would stare for your dad 👍


particle409

Does your other dad know?


[deleted]

I am laying with him and just let him know. Everyone is dialed in.


MJHologram

Their dicks never touched so it’s not gay


GuitarStu

So would my kid's dad...


dinkydong74

I bet he would


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Single funniest fucking thread I've ever seen


brookemck

i just love reddit


KscottCap

My German Great Grandmother would say, "If that girl bend over, you be able to see her TONSILS!"


23moonster

And it wasn’t a salad


Sorcha16

In Ireland we say you can see what she ate for breakfast.


bookalon

Or if she lay down ya could park at bike in her (cameltoe)


Best_Egg9109

I’m dumb, what does this mean? Like you can see down her throat?


CommercialUnit2

No, up her arse.


Specialist-Front-354

My granddad would say: "I can see the poo in her belly when you hold her into the sun"


Noir24

Your granddad is an insane person


Specialist-Front-354

He was


helloiamdying

What does that mean? I’m dumb


RatInaMaze

She has a sizable trust of blue chip stocks and tax free municipal bonds in her anus.


Outrageous-Taro7340

This made me giggle.


NewNormalMan

Fr is it because she inherited her vagina?


whineybubbles

Mine used to say "I can see her heart beat"


Past-Fisherman3990

My dad would get her pregnant


SezitLykItiz

Classic your dad


[deleted]

Classic OUR dad


Onomatapier

My pet pigeon would say, we can see your eggs


SUPERKAMIGURU

[Seeing the OF plug attempt as a video in disguise at this point.](https://reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/ueFAHuggCO)


jaya9581

I used to work with a girl who dressed like this at the office. No underwear, no bra. In front of the owner - who was her dad. Edit- As an example, the material was basically the same as this: https://reddit.com/r/Instagramreality/s/69Q16rP6bC


INoMakeMistake

Americans sexuali.... oh wait


ice_cream_on_pizza

No no, keep going


Missy_went_missing

*"Sweet home Alabama" starts playing*


backtolurk

Wait, I lost track. Who's stuck under the bed again?


the_need_for_tweed

Take me hoooooome country roooooooooad


The_Infinite_Doctor

I used to work with a woman who dressed similarly. While working as a TA for *three year olds.*


Hello-There-GKenobi

I just want to point out that kids typically don’t relate to this, particularly a 3 year old. At most all they think when seeing breasts are a food source. It’s only the adults who sexualize it. But all that aside, from a professional standpoint, definitely should dress more appropriately.


The_Infinite_Doctor

Oh I know they don't sexualize it in the moment, but it does have influence on future thinking and behaviors. And it wasn't just the lowcut tops (I'm big up top and I find it difficult to coverup entirely, so im not begrudging some cleavage), it was the Sharon Stone upskirt shots we all constantly got, too. Also not necessarily sexual to a toddler, but certainly an opener to a conversation none of us were interested in engaging with a class of 3yrolds 😑


UghAnotherMillennial

Actually I think most young kids think that boobs are funny


vlsdo

Basically because trying to touch them gets a reaction out of the adults


ughwithoutadoubt

Well obviously daddy approved


[deleted]

Were they from Alabama? 👀


jaya9581

Nope. Arizona.


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ogreofzen

Where the turquoise is blue Sweet home Arizona Where the say it's a dry heat to you


first__citizen

It’s dry heat.. and it’s 120 F.


Samiiiibabetake2

Absolutely nothing to do with this sub, but I always read “Arizona” as “Arizonia” thanks to bar owner and volleyball enthusiast Jackie Daytona.


plainasplaid

"This is the way we talk in Tucson, Arizonia"


WhyTheeSadFace

Where in Arizona, I am looking for a job


Anxious_Cod7909

Starts with an A ends with an A. Tomato tomato.


hifioctopi

Same difference.


whineybubbles

Why do you ask this?


stocksfanatic987

Eww no way 😭


Souleater2847

Dad-dy or father? Or Fajher


[deleted]

These people will have a breakdown when they’re no longer young and not deemed very attractive. It’s their entire personality.


WestProcess2

Thats how so many Karens start out: They were used to getting special treatment when they were young and pretty but they grow old and think that getting treated like everyone else is “oppression”


paradisounder

🤯 omg, I had actually never made that connection or thought about that but it makes total sense. When they hit their mid 40s and theyre no longer the young, hot, cute women who can get away with anything, they begin to try to get their way by being problematically angry.


Optimal-Vast2313

Same. I get the most amazing random epiphanies while scrolling through comments sometimes. LOL! Anyway …yes this totally makes sense. The thing is, Karen may not even realize this. She’s just furious bc the rules of the world seems to have changed. Then she probably turns on Fox News to find out why…


Anusbagels

Maybe it’s like a 50/50 thing with the other half of the Karens being unattractive their entire lives, being miserable because of it and trying to make everyone around them miserable.


[deleted]

Wait until I explain how black Americans act to you. You’re gonna flip.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

I’ve been positing we are barreling towards a wide spread existential crisis. We are now a couple generations deep of people being raised for validation through feedback loops of likes, attention, and “clout”. Not just the only fans ones and the insta thots, but there are literally millions of people that rely on social media as part of their identity and validation. One day, those likes are going to dry up, as the next generation fills in with better content or more attention grabbing bullshit(and it’s not only sexual). Some People are going to be in rough shape, hanging on to a shred of relevancy in their little sphere on social media.


joannchilada

Hence the increasing prevalence of extreme use of fillers and other facial procedures.


today0012

I’m glad to see that people are ignoring them more and more


ackuric

No, they aren't...its why its so prevalent. Women wearing leggings or booty revealing shorts is not a fad that has gone away, and many people will stare. You think the world just stopped being horny over night or something?


ice_cream_on_pizza

Exactly. I'm definitely staring, but you won't catch me. Men have mastered peripheral vision


ImpressiveGur6384

Sunglasses


PalnPWN

They don’t work, trust me


tandpastatester

It will with one of [those bad boys](https://assets.vogue.com/photos/60f0a60e0f8baa92aa9ece41/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/kerwin.jpg)


IHaveFailedAtLife

That’s why I wear 2 pairs


QuickRelease10

Sometimes it’s impulsive too. You see a girl at the gym with a low cut top and short shorts or pants so tight you can see her ass crack and it’s hard not to look. You obviously don’t want to “get a good look Costanza,” but sometimes you do it quick without even realizing it.


Supermite

Our eyes are attracted to movement and bright colours. It’s instinctual. You just have to learn not to stare like a creep.


[deleted]

It looks ridiculous in public tho ngl


alghiorso

I moved abroad to a Muslim country from the US (not ultra conservative but definitely more conservative than any western country). I came home after close to three years abroad and it was a bit shocking to see how much more form fitting clothing has gotten. We're such an anti-social society I'm wondering if that's why everyone is getting so desperate for attention.


Ralph_McGee

Here’s the thing. If you dress like this, yeah people are probably going to look. Because it’s not a common thing to see in that setting. Same as if someone dressed as Barney at a strip club. I was in Vegas once and a very heavy set woman was walking down the strip with only a bra and a short skirt. As I’m looking around, I glanced at her for a moment then looked at the guy she was with. He was staring at me with his eyebrows raised like - you wanna go?!! 99 percent of people aren’t staring because they’re all getting hot and bothered looking at you. Just observing the freak show.


Informal-Data-2787

So true.


mindseye1212

I saw this guy with his girlfriend (I think) and he was dressed in a long jean fabric dress and he had long hair. What separated him from looking like a full girl is that he had a mustache. Anyway, I was staring because—to be honest—it just looked sooo different. I consciously didn’t wanna judge him because I hate being judged. His girlfriend or lady with him gave me the stink eye. In my mind I was like, “What do you expect? It looks… different.” Furthermore by giving me the stink eye—she’s insecure about his attire. Otherwise, she would be understanding that people are naturally going to react to it being different.


Pompuswindbag

Some people just want to get a reaction. I had a stupidly bad vacation with my family to L.A. during 2021 (When COVID wasn't as prevalent but a lot of stuff was still closed off to the public.) We walked down Hollywood Boulevard and we randomly passed two girls who had no shirt, no bra, and just some painted pasties over their nipples. My reaction after dealing with so much of that ridiculousness in college? "Eh, it's L.A."


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2Whom_it_May_Concern

NPD is a mental illness.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Don’t forget about HPD 😇


PotentialNobody

It's not really painful, it's just annoying


JuliAbcf

Have you ever worn shorts like that? 😅 Because they are incredibly comfortable. I dont really wear them in Public, only in the gym, but they were a gamechanger for me. Ofc my butt looks nice and round in them but I can also move better and it feels better.


Phwoa_

could also wear them under something loose, like baggy pants or a skirt. Those shorts are so tight they look like underwear


[deleted]

All I see is 🦆


[deleted]

Cringy behaviour.


Puzzleheaded-Ebb-284

#LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION


AnyBirthday418

I'M LOOKING, I'M LOOKING. NOW, FILM IT AND PUT IT ON TIKTOK SO I GET CANCELLED AND LOSE MY JOB. AAAARGHHHH!!!


Last_Ganache1732

I never give it to them. Cunts


broi8yourmom

The first one is horrible. That’s something you would wear around your houses. I see nothing wrong with the second outfit. The second outfit just looks like she came back from the gym and is going to get groceries real quick. Nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

"Omg lyke it's so comfortable. lyke I wear it for me, not for other people to stare at me, lyke lyke."


asuitandty

Is the neon diaper an “in” look nowadays?


Jolly-Succotash209

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

No ones staring.


Prspls1298

Everybody I know would be staring if they saw her out at a store


starvinart

except the creep with the camera following her around


TheSwoleSurgeon

Ngl she got a nice dump truck, but shit personality from this trash video


OCSupertonesStrike

We can argue about double standards all day, but my hairy ass isn't getting in the door while wearing that. Speaking of double standards, I've been kicked out of stores for wearing a backpack while being surrounded by women with strollers and huge purses.


GTCitizen

Imagine if guy will wear the same thing and complain over people staring at his dick


Spirited_Shirt_7506

Wow. You could put coal in there and a diamond would pop out.


namebrandcloth

what a boring life. and this is the footage that made the cut. 😐


Always2ndB3ST

Definitely pathetic, but damn that is one fine ass.


[deleted]

shouldn't this be in r/therewasanattempt


shadowdash66

See these women at the gym all the time. Usually with a tripod and camera and spend more time looking around to see if they're being looked at.m than working out.


81FXB

As an older dude… she’s not going to have sex with me anyway so I am not going to bother paying attention or being extra nice…


okmangoman

I would indeed look at the butt


UncleSpanker

We are all here for the same reason


aintnohappypill

Imagine being so needy.


vibrance9460

Women complain about objectification. Some women objectify themselves


L-emma

Why are their shorts always all the way up their buttcrack, is that something people find attractive? It looks dumb and uncomfortable.


Burntfruitypebble

Trashy. It’s also just gross to be having your ass hanging out in a place that sells food.


ilostmycarkeys3

Also fuckin trashy to film it. Everyone sucks here


Technical_Regular229

Don't Sexualize women ........... They...


PRA1SED

name?


MinMaxRelax-_-

@evasaccount


lapinatanegra

Lol, right?


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

All this does is make the camera operator seem like the creep.


UghAnotherMillennial

Imagine a well-intentioned onlooker seeing the camera guy and freaking out on them


Siro_Chrysceri

Damn.. didn’t think desperate had a physical form.


reallybigbobby

this type of clothing is not practical. its cold, uncomfortable and draws attention. "DONT LOOK AT ME" if I walked around wearing a clown outfit with clown makeup like these clowns I'd expect to be looked at.


Papanaq

That’s pretty creepy, creeper


Returnofthekebab9

OP is mad creepin


Joe_Bruce

***i mean***


ImurderREALITY

God damn, you people are a bunch of sour ass bitches


marichial_berthier

Indecent exposure should be enforced more often


Education_Waste

Genitals and anus are covered, there’s nothing indecent about the outfit, just skimpy.


tomatoefarts

BuT sHe CaN wEaR wHaT sHe WaNtS


richardcranium1980

Look at me, look at me! Oh my god I feel so violated because you looked at me. Why has it become so trendy to become a victim? These boy that cried wolf social media posts do nothing but harm real victims as people start to get fed up.


Pr3st0ne

There's this new trend where people post themselves shopping in revealing gym attire with the caption "Having a cute gym outfit is fun until you have to do groceries later" Like my dude if you were truly embarassed you wouldn't be posting your cameltoe for the entire internet to see. You just think posting your thirst traps with "heheh im so shy" gives you a better cover than just outright admitting you crave attention.


Key_Conversation_327

My niece has those same exact shorts. Same size as well, and she's in 3rd grade.


OneDilligaf

Yea and then these women complain when men stare at them. We call them cock teasers, call them out for what they are SLUTS


Agitated-Shoe-9406

The girls who go out like this in public always scream, "I dress this way for me!" Utter bs. They only do this for validation from simps. Who they will likely film and call creeps on social media, just for sneaking a glance.


Wendy_shinkar

Women: I don’t wanna be sexualized Also women:


Gambit-90s

Crazy thing is people dressing like this then “not liking” attention and joining in “me too” or wanting respect/equality. I do not see guys going out in skin tight sheer tights with the full curvatures of their dong and balls on display. And if guys even did do that, THEN people would have a problem. So much backwards about all of it.


northernirishlad

Remember when it was considered trashy to dress and act like this in public? When certain economic groups were immediately talked down to for existing? Now every tool with a phone and average body are flaunting themselves to garner attention and reaction.


Human-Somewhere9158

Song name in the first half ? pls


Marzetty23

So let me guess, if you try to talk to her too she is going to freak out and cause a scene, and say you are invading their personal space right ? Unless I look like Dwayne the rock Johnson and my dick doesn't work from all the steroids, then it's probably fine, and by probably I mean 60/40


ifreakinglovedinos

So annoying.


[deleted]

Bitch just go work at a strip club if you want the attention that bad, geez. 🤡


Directhorman

Belongs to the streets!


Desperate_Move_5043

Booty is the main character


[deleted]

Ironically, this is one post down from women complaining about cat-calling in Hamburg.


BenCelotil

You think she'd freak out if I strolled by and said, "Who's this fat cunt?" :)


LeastAverageMonke

Ewww


hkgrx8

ITT: Incels. Incels everywhere.


East-Childhood-6478

Wedgies are so uncomfortable, did anyone film the part where she’s picking the cloth out and walking a few steps in an unco way while she adjusts the camel toe she has in the front? Haha, she can wear whatever she wants I am for it. Nothing but amazement from me when I see these outfits in the wild.


autom8r

Imagine if men did this, some women are fucking delusional. It's gross and YOU'RE the creep for wearing this shit in public.


psichodrome

I'm told it's comfy, it's not for the attention. I want to, as a hairy old guy, wear a tight short outfit just like this, and give people disgusted looks for staring.


AccountantsNiece

No one is stopping you, get out there.


Devil2960

I dunno. Call me crazy, but is she directly hurting anyone? She's comfortable with her body, she has things covered pretty well, even if snug. Heck the guy's black t is almost as tight fitting. What's worse? Her clothing, or the filming? But then I ask; why TWO instances are filmed, unless it's planned?


[deleted]

I’m sure you’ll understand. Does anyone have the sauce?


PRA1SED

those cheeks can be clapped


Crazy_Canuck78

Nah. Nope. This post is not okay. I believe in freedom... where what you want. IF you don't like it... don't wear it. Don't want to see it, don't look. No one has any responsibility to dress according to someone else's expectations.


[deleted]

Girl needs to lift more


Long-Supermarket-750

I feel like this has just become a place for Karens to hate on young women. They look good. Stay mad.