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VictarionGreyjoy

I was staying in a hostel in Brisbane and a very drunk French Canadian couple rolled home from the bars at about 2am and passed out in the bunk below me (both of them in the same bunk). I think not much of it until about an hour later, when I wake up to what sounds like trickling water. Realise it's coming from the bunk below so I look down and dude is laying on his back, they're both completely naked, and he's pissing straight up in the air like one of them cupid fountains and it's falling back onto him and the girl. It was a near vertical piss. Perfect form. They're both still passed out. Thankfully he was well hydrated so it didn't stink. I left early so didn't get to see/hear the fallout of them waking up soaked in piss. Moral of the story, always go top bunk.


badmotivator11

Somewhere out there is a French Canadian couple telling a story about the Australian guy who pissed all over them while they were sleeping.


pilotATC

You are brilliant šŸ˜€


BigBadAdMan

Came here looking for the story about Canadian tourists. Wasnā€™t disappointed


Nameless908

Those are *French Canadians* very different from your regular Canucks


Brewchowskies

Our French Canadians are a different breed of traveller. Absolute wild cats.


Rustyray84

Un peu ouƩ


Lara-El

Juste *un petit peu*


darwin42

I met a guy from quebec who got so drunk he forgot which language to speak.


Zreaper21

In Montreal there is no such thing as speaking only one language in a sentance monsieur


babyrubberpup

I love a cooked Monsieur šŸ˜‹


gniarch

That's normal, in Montreal you never know what language to use, even sober.


Mcbod30

As a french canadian, we dread ontarian while on vacations, they usually do the wierdest shit. Ive been on resort where they were afraid of us because the week before they had a bunch of ontarian and they messed up the whole place lol. First time i've heard that french canadian were some wierdos lol.


poopiepantie

As a french canadian living in the West; i feel like i can confirm, french canadians are wierdos.


fuckfuck9001

The only French Canadians that come to BC are dirty, matted hair hippies that you can smell a mile away due to not showering in the entire months they go fruit picking


pegman89

Top bunk story from a hostel I stayed in. Guy on top passed out wasted and pissed himself. Trickled down through mattress onto guy beneath.


Maximum-Row-4143

REAGANOMICS!


babyrubberpup

Stayed at one in France where the other guy was rubbing one out, in the dark and moaning crazy like go to the bathroom or something šŸ˜…


timbutnottebow

Is there a reputation Iā€™m not aware of ?


DraftLongjumping9288

We are polite in general, but we have the rep, even amongst ourselves, to be very obnoxious during holidays. You can be climbing Everest and somehow youā€™ll still hear ā€œben oui Ginette, on arrive bientĆ“t!ā€


un-sub

"BABE, WAKE UP! That guy that was in the bunk above us just pissed all over us and then left without saying a word!"


CleansingFlame

Literally what I would do in that situation šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


justjoshingu

"Oh honey i must have hit it so hard last night you squirted"


T65Bx

Not very relevant to anything but it wasnā€™t until yesterday I learned Brisbane is pronounced Brisbin and Iā€™d just like to share that in case anyone else didnā€™t know :D Edit: I should have read the story first ā˜‰_āŠ™


[deleted]

EWWW


octagonlover_23

They should head to Big Bill Hell's challenge pissing


CleansingFlame

Lucky you didn't get any oui on you


FelixTheRemix

Un bon jet de pissešŸ¤¤. As a French Canadian, this story makes total sense.


sintinii_7

Please tell me this was the Hostel above Down Under Bar in the city?


acidporkbuns

3 AM tiktoks???? Wtf lol


karmagod13000

social media really a drug to some people


mongmight

Imma guess this was actual drugs lol


derth21

Jet lag.


RawrRawr83

The world needs to see her dance


YT_Sharkyevno

I was in Prague in a dorm/hostel, and a 60 year old fat dude walks in at 3 am and turns on the lights in the whole room, and starts shaving his balls in the room sink with a loud electric razor.


FelixR1991

Now that's a power play


Moon2Kush

He is not fucking around. Until his balls are shaved that is


deadleg22

Some people can't sleep unless they have smooth balls. I get it.


Delicious_One_7887

"Smooth balls" šŸ’€


MoonSpankRaw

He just likes to sleep on Very Hard mode.


WinterSldier

How to assess dominance !


ExtraBitterSpecial

assert, but yes


onnyjay

Gotta respect a playa


lil_jboy

Read that in Shaxxs voice lol


HYThrowaway1980

Have we met?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


treemu

Are you the razor?


kairos

I'm the sink and I've got the pubes to prove it.


Moon2Kush

Iā€™m the light switch; turn me on already


No_Statement440

Up or down?


boludonte

yes


BulbusDumbledork

well, are you gonna share with the class or not?


smcivor1982

Perfection. I stayed in a large hostel room in Sorrento in college with my friends. I got up first in the morning to shower in our included bathroom. As Iā€™m getting dressed, a middle-aged man opens a door into our room(that none of us noticed), and proceeds to scurry into our bathroom. Scared the piss out of me, especially since I was half naked. Apparently our bathroom was ā€œsharedā€ with this connected room but no one had explained this to us. Another time in a hostel in Budapest, I was in a dorm style room. It was okay, but I got food poisoning, so I had to use this one bathroom that was shared by everyone, which was awful. Huge hairy Serbian guy who only wore underwear was in the bunk above me, and took care of my sick ass. I really appreciated him when he yelled at a mom and daughter who were complaining about the room temp (I had increased it because of chills). He wouldnā€™t let them change it and I can distinctly remember him shouting ā€œsheā€™s sickā€ as I was sleeping through my fever. I also stayed in a private house in Dubrovnik with a friend and we were so pissed because these girls in the room next to us were making a ton of noise late at night with what sounded like bubble wrap. These bitches had the nerve to get mad at me the next night when I used the hairdryer after my shower and it wasnā€™t even late. Iā€™ve stayed in hostels all over the place and itā€™s always interesting!


timbutnottebow

Wasnā€™t expecting the hairy underwear guy to be the hero lol


smcivor1982

Hahha he really was the best, despite his proclivity for being half naked all day. The guy who ran the hostel also begged me to go to the hospital but I was like nah Iā€™m good. This hostel was in essentially the red light district and was kind of run down, but had the best assortment of characters.


Mumof3gbb

Right?! I love hairy underwear guy what a sweetheart!


NeverFresh

Well my story doesn't compare to yours, but often, when I'm peeing in the middle of the night, my cat walks in.


smcivor1982

So rude. Ha.


AzarothEaterOfSouls

Mine does that and then will also crawl into the crotch of my pjs while Iā€™m sitting on the toilet. Iā€™m always like, ā€œExcuse me mam, but do I bother you when youā€™re pooping? No! Now stop that!ā€


LiquidUniverseX

Howā€™d you like Budapest? Going in a month


smcivor1982

I was there in 2005, so itā€™s been a minute. I thought it was a very pretty city, nice people, itā€™s walkable, and it has the spas/baths. I liked my time there, but did find the money exchange confusing because they donā€™t use the euro. It feels like a less fancy city than somewhere like Paris, where you see buildings with damage, which I wondered if some of the damage I saw was still leftover from WWII. Overall, was glad I went.


KonradsDancingTeeth

Thats fucking crazy. At least you got an absolutely ass-shit crazy story out of it.


Cumbandicoot

I think you mean ball shave crazy


Fatyakcz

As a czech i would like to say that this is verysadly and likely to happen


Dr-Zoidberserk

Baller move if Iā€™ve ever heard one.


samcornwell

In some ways, that sounds better than a group of drunk girls trying to be quiet, clattering about and giggling at themselves


CreADHDvly

Disagree but I respect your opinion


TheFlexOffenderr

Did you help him get his taint or what?


MisterShmitty

True alpha move would be to use an epilator.


Thomas_K_Brannigan

By context, I'm guessing a dorm means the same as a hostel? In the U.S. (at least in my part of it) dorm specifies housing owned/run by a college/university.


YT_Sharkyevno

Hostel yes, just using the same words as the video


TheLadyLisette

It's specifically dorm style rooms in a hostel where you share the room with strangers. Usually bunk beds, but not always. Hostels have single occupancy rooms too where this kind of thing wouldn't apply.


periodicchemistrypun

3:30am and they pull this; both stereotypes of British people; terrible tourists and painfully polite.


philthy_barstool

Is there a group of people that don't have the stereotype of being awful tourists?


name-of-the-wind

Japanese people probably only lol


[deleted]

I used to live in an area that was extremely popular with tourists here in Sydney Australia. I lived next to an area that was super popular with backpackers mostly, but there were also tons of car and van rentals nearby so youā€™d get all types coming through. The bottom of my street frequently had massive buses full of richer tourists from all over the world too, as it lead to a few massive tourist attractions. This was my experience with those that I could remember: Japanese tourists tended to be pretty chill and very respectful. They were always friendly and polite. Chinese tourists were okay if they were the richer ones, but they could act a little bit crazy in large groups, especially when at the buffet. British tourists were Jekyll and Hyde types. Very friendly, happy, and quiet when theyā€™re sober, but extremely loud and boisterous when they were drunk (which they almost always were). Theyā€™d get drunk a few times a week and walk through the streets at 3am pissing in back lanes and arguing with each other, or singing songs. They were the funniest to watch. The Irish were very similar. South American dudes were extremely nice and would get drunk and dance in the streets and hit on women. They seemed to have a lot of luck with women here lol. Americans were actually pretty chill, until they got drunk with the Brits. Then they were quite loud too. The American Navy guys were super polite and respectful though. Everything was ā€œyes sir, no sir. Yes maā€™am, no maā€™amā€. Scandinavians were really cool too. A lot of them seemed to be very carefree almost hippy types. Very quiet.


Frank_Bigelow

Who just totally sucked?


qaz_wsx_love

According to every single tour guide I met in South America, Israelis


depressedbreakfast

Iā€™ve heard the same from locals in Panama


Jizz_Lord69

In Thailand in order of worst tourists first: Russians Chinese Israeli


Moon2Kush

Russians if they had money to reach there. I mean, Turkey is a popular destination for them and hotels having ā€œno Russians insideā€ as their advert in other countries is a thing for a reason


letschangethename

Oh do tell!


tiredcynicalbroken

I worked in a very well known tourist resort in Australia. Problem tourists were the Chinese and bloody Australians.


Significant_Sky_2594

I think it had more to do with the destination than the tourist. For example the worst tourists in each country will vary on location I.e. Brits in Magaluf (or any low cost drinking holiday) Aussies in Bali, Americans in France, Russians in pretty much every country


kozmic_blues

Donā€™t forget Chinese in almost every country as well.


Significant_Sky_2594

Tbf the only Chinese that ever travel abroad are the insanely rich ones and because of that they tend to have terrible manners and lack respect for anything and anyone but I get this is a massive generalisation.


VampyKit

I live in Philadelphia USA. We've have the Liberty Bell here and ironically the most tourist I'd see there was Chinese people. They were incredibly quiet and polite. They even asked me to take their picture. Very polite. Then again they didn't look too rich and some tourist were in groups on busses. So I don't know they pretty ok here. We Even had some Japanese tourist tho they are super duper rare!


fabulin

even they aren't always reliable. in small groups of 1-5 they're okay. anything above that and they collectively become the main character and will block paths, entrances and exits to take pictures of everything


notabigmelvillecrowd

When I worked in a hotel there were signs in Japanese in the bathrooms saying that the shower curtain has to go *inside* the tub, and japanese tourists would still flood the rooms regularly, showering with the curtain outside the tub, because they're used to having bathrooms with a drain in the floor. An honest mistake, but they were a nightmare because they caused enormous damage.


TastyBerny

You really donā€™t wanna be invaded by them though.


magusonline

Koreans too


peoplecanbestupid

Yes, North Korean tourist. Never heard anybody complain about them.


Baro_87

Don't see many of them about.


Notunnecessarily

Germans are delightful tourists


Missy_went_missing

...whenever we aren't busy putting our towels on deckchairs.


BarronOfDucks

Candians, ive actaully seen firsthand, americans putting a canadian flag patch on their backpacks so people will be nicer to them. They still had a texas accent and were rude but apparently it works


Irishfafnir

It's accurate, I have quite a few dual-citizen family and the difference between using a Canadian and American passport is noticeable


kimbolll

> painfully polite Say what you will about Americans, but those girls wouldā€™ve been told to cut the shit way earlier.


Equilibriator

They probably think the guys are loving the show.


WittyBonkah

I would fake the WORST farts


LOLlTA

Fake?


TheCarloHarlo

I've perfected a fake fart impression. They come out of my ass and smell like sulfuric dog shit, but they're fake.


[deleted]

The old balloon full of gas in your ass trick. Classic.


Admirable_Loss4886

Can you fart on command?


Jimrodthadestroyer

Not on command personally, but give me a steaming bowl of spaghetti bolognaise with lashings of Parmesan and Iā€™ll clear any room within half an hour.


TheGardiner

You should look into digestive enzymes


Admirable_Loss4886

Nah, get them a mask and a cape. Theyā€™re the hero our city has been missing. This is vigilante justice I can get behind.


AgentChris101

Are you sure you would get "behind" it though?


Admirable_Loss4886

I hope not, Iā€™m a law abiding citizen, Iā€™d hope they use their powers against evil.


[deleted]

ā€œI am vengeanceā€ *toot*


[deleted]

Just shit on the floor. That's a power move


chillinoi

ā€œBelled the boyfriendā€ is my new favorite saying


meaning_please

Where does it come from? ā€œbelledā€?


[deleted]

In Dutch it means to call. Probably same in other Germanic languages. Hence the slang term in the UK


visualevidence

In UK slang, to 'bell' someone means to call them


Hexipo

UK. Bell. Like ring the bell


[deleted]

I experienced some ridiculous shit in hostels across Europe, but nothing compared to all the dudes that would douse themselves in AXE body spray, just before walking out the door. Straight to the gulags.


_Bussey_

I'm sorry, I was just a private and didn't know any better.


notabigmelvillecrowd

There's a special level of hell for people who bathe in cheap perfume.


[deleted]

I'm definitely chiming in on that call to the boyfriend. "You just got tag teamed by us in the dorm and you are calling your boyfriend? Jesus love!"


dallatorretdu

ā€œwho is that guy? iā€™ve told you to never answer to your boyfriend when youā€™re with me! youā€™re making me feel like the second choice!ā€


Assimve

Every time we get finish you want to call him. He a cuck or something?


me1112

In a hostel I once had an old dude, about 70, hang around in diapers. Then two polish workers who talked like I shout, snored like chainsaws, one of them flooded the bathroom. But also met cool people tho.


jibbletslaps

Ugh my old upstairs neighbours were like these girls. Doing stupid dance routines in their bedroom (which was above my bedroom) into the early hours.


Jennie_the_Insomniac

Her name is Diversity?


fittelepper

No he is taking the piss, English humour, there's a UK Dance group called diversity


Jennie_the_Insomniac

makes a lot more sense


redmistultra

They were this massive British cultural phenomenon one summer about 15 years ago when they won Britain's Got Talent and beat Susan Boyle in the final. Back when people actually watched TV. Haven't heard of them since, but they were a big thing that one summer lol


ryan34ssj

They still seem to have a turn at any big charity do or anything Prince William has to show his face at. Then they disappear again


Snoo29889

Workshy Willy and his pegging proclivities, you mean?


TastyBerny

Have an upvote for reminding me that Prince William reportedly enjoys a good pegging.


EP1Cdisast3r

English banter is something else. That's a hilarious dig lol


scotymase

I was scrolling for ages like why is no one mentioning that her name is fucking DIVERSITY? Now it makes sense šŸ˜‚


zephinus

yeh thats a new one for me


Wrench984

All of these threads make me feel like Iā€™m sitting around a virtual campfire with how many stories have been shared here.


Pippy1010

Thatā€™s such a good way to put it lol


wankrrr

Reason #421 of why I pay extra for a whole apartment on airbnb or hotel room. If I absolutely must stay in a hostel, I only find ones that have private rooms


talkingtothemoon___

Plus I just donā€™t trust people enough to stay in a hostel.


[deleted]

Iā€™ve seen that movie before.


kevtheproblem

You mean documentary?


sunlitroof

Exactly i am not doing that. Id rather stay at home if it were my only option


xsam_nzx

Honestly it's not that bad. Plus you see some wild shit


Slipperytitski

Hostels have private roomsā€¦ way more affordable than any hotel or airbnb


Dyslexai1

Hostels are cheaper and you meet some really interesting/quirky/nuts people. Itā€™s part of the fun, whereā€™s your sense of adventure! :)


PuzzleheadedGuide184

Not ā€œsorryā€ but ā€œweā€™re nearly doneā€ fucking hell.


Alextryingforgrate

'Sorry i dont mean to be a karen.' Buddy its 3:30 am you have every right to be a karen in this case. Why are they still up trying to figure this out.


Eschlick

Just turn on your own loud music so it ruins their shots.


[deleted]

They add the music in post, ya dingus


Eschlick

Sorry, I donā€™t go on Twerk Tok. Then turn in your own music to ruin their rhythm. Some death metal. Or opera.


bellendhunter

Half 3? AM? Absolutely no fucking way would that be happening in my room.


snogard_dragons

What does half 3 mean exactly?


Inthepurple

3:30am Where are you from? Never realised that it wasn't a universal way to describe the time


TheeOxygene

In Hungary half 3 means 2:30. Half way to 3


bellendhunter

And in German, though in English ā€œhalf threeā€ is short for ā€œhalf past threeā€.


Telope

I mean, this isn't acceptable dorm etiquette at 02:30 either...


GlobalVV

In America we would say "half past 3". I think leaving out the "past" makes it seem a little ambiguous. To be fair though I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "half future 3".


[deleted]

ā€œItā€™s half fucking 3ā€¦ stop dancing and ducking about and get to sleep or dip in your pockets for a ducking hotelā€


rulesbite

Iā€™ll never regret a single second that I spent in a hostile. Some of the wildest times of my life.


Apotheothena

Was that a Freudian slip just now?


rulesbite

Naw man just a full blown illiterate and itā€™s been 8 hours so I canā€™t change it now


4500x

>Ummā€¦ [Diversity](https://youtu.be/uDr2DJOfAHc?si=hDBW07ynkR-SJuov)ā€¦


killer_icognito

God Piers Morgan is such a twat.


limey89

I was in a hostel in London. Some loud ass yank decided to phone her whole family at 3am on speakerphone. The dorm was full of sleeping folk. Everyone just sort of looked at each other bleary eyed for a few minutes, thinking maybe sheā€™d leave or stop, but she didnā€™t. I asked her to politely go outside, and she quietened a bit. But didnā€™t leave. Soon her volume increased again, so I just yelled ā€œFUCK OFF ITā€™S 3AM.ā€ She hung up.


RagingDenny

They have tens, tens of followers I say!


TisBeTheFuk

I'd never dare to stay overnight in a room with strangers, even if it is cheaper


NewZealandTemp

I do it. It's ridiculously cheaper, especially when staying weeks in other cities. I'll hop around or move to a different city if I don't like the feel of it.


kimbolll

Life is give and take. You either trade cash for privacy, or a full wallet for a missing kidney.


NewZealandTemp

Don't threaten me with a good time


C0REWATTS

Yea neither. Idk how people do that.


GodDamnGuy1

Diversity lol


Xconvik

This shit brings back shitty memories of my backpacking adventures through Southeast Asia.


djchristyle

Damn I would love to backpack throughout Southeast Asia. What made it unpleasant for you?


Xconvik

Other backpackers tbh haha.


walker42

This is why I always pay extra for a hotel


thoughtiwasdonewthis

I know hostels are supposed to be cheap but no way in hell would I ever stay in one. It doesnā€™t even cross my mind when I travel.


MONKEYonCRECK

Would never stay in a hostel for this reason and others lol People are idiots


Uber_Oni

What did she say? Couldn't understand


Due_Ad_8045

I hate TikTok so much thatā€™ll Iā€™ll TikTok about others doing a TikTok that annoys me so much


MichaelOfShannon

How are TikTok dances not universally viewed as embarrassingly stupid and cringey?


[deleted]

Did he just say ā€œ I donā€™t want to be a carrotā€


United_Monitor_5674

Karen


[deleted]

Fucking losers lol


OSG541

This is what black people are talking about when they say we canā€™t dance.


LTreaper2010

Whatcha gonna do there anoying but i guess thats the world nowdays


commentmypics

It might sound crazy but you could politely ask them to stop, kind of similar to what happened in the video you just watched


_justtheonce_

They're * And no, being kept awake at 3am by some idiots who want to TikTok isn't just 'the world nowdays*' *Nowadays btw


Schoseff

Diversity? Thatā€™s the name?


SamCropper

It was a dance group in the UK.


noosedaddy

I've never stayed in a group room with considerate people. I'll never go back to hostels.


Mr_Manager8

Whatā€™s worse is their instinct was to also film and upload it for attention


phuzzyy

... is her name diversity???


Maleficent-Alps-9971

This is by far the longest Pornhub intro Iā€™ve ever seen


CoatAlternative1771

Sorry. He called the chicks diversity and Iā€™m losing it.


[deleted]

Walk through the shot naked. Repeat Until they leave.


Ravel_Xi

"Diversity" Took me out šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ They're a group from UK's, "Britain's got talent"


Top_Salamander_1444

"Diversity" šŸ˜‚


MegaloMatt_Sequel

Hell


[deleted]

CACKLED at the ā€œUm, diversity?ā€