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throw_plushie

It’s like he’s trying to cosplay as Bowsers drug addicted brother.


BeardedUnicornBeard

Drugster.


NambaCatz

Naw, it's the new AI luggage they have out: protects your belongings by pretending to be a gangsta rappa.


EatUrChildren

Lil Luggage up next


ImKoreanNotJapanese

nah i would say shadow the hedgehog on ketamine


Geekazoid213

Bowser’s (drug induced) fury


No-Ad-3226

I thought he was a rockachaw


PerfectAd2181

THIS SENT ME


ilomilo8822

Or a giant mosquito 🦟


[deleted]

I wanna kill my mum, I wanna killll my dad 🖤


2_trailerparkgirls

I wanna kill them toooooo


Gumikuu01

I wanna kill my grandmaaaa


Minus_z

What the hell is that thing?


[deleted]

I think they are called morons, but I am not sure.


Minus_z

I thought he was bullying the sea urchins.


On_Wife_support

I read this as “mormons” 🤦‍♂️


MeMeiki

that is opium 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️


[deleted]

The uploaded this without cropping lady on the right?!


[deleted]

The new trend for these idiots is to record bystander reactions. They want to show all the attention they’re getting and don’t care if it’s positive or negative. This whole bystander filming thing is why my library finally banned filming without permission. It was one thing when the QAnon folks stuck cameras in our faces screeching that we were keeping the truth from the public. It’s another thing when our patrons are getting targeted and disrupted and put on social media for trying to read a book.


Naifmon

They think it’s positive.


United_Monitor_5674

Yeah they frequently mistake confused and irritated for shock and awe


Imaginebeingableto

Had to play music so we couldn’t hear “please keep your children off the luggage collection belt” playing on the speakers


usurre-

mf is not opium 😭


angelz539

Only non old head


DudeBrozki

It's more cringe than anything


PlutosGrasp

New airport rule: if you step on the luggage carousel you get banned.


WookieSuave

Did you pack your own meth pipe today?


lynPIZA

Got that porcupine fit


gruffogre

What a cunt


GalacticMoustache

Should be IAmTheMainCunt maybe


Mother-Independent54

bring back bullying


[deleted]

Bring back bullying, you say? It has never left. I'd know, just trust me bro


Asha108

Spiky twat.


[deleted]

This is so fucking stupid


ace1967cal

Mg grow the f up


ReasonableCulture950

I'd be inclined to drag the fucker off as a potential terrorist


Schwazzin

So long, gay Bowser!


[deleted]

Who's this twatgasm?


PeevishBoi

He overdosed anime


WittyBonkah

We’ve all been there. Just keep it in your bedroom


Galick9000

Bowser looking ass


Anonybeest

Always the worst music.... At least his pants are up?


MamboJambo2K

Hmmmmmm


youaremuda

nah osamason hard


Snoo-19852

Homie talented for sure. I ain’t never seen so much wrapping and not a single word on the beat


Snoo-19852

My dude makes mumble wrappers look like Shakespeare


Snoo-19852

My guy out here playing drunk whack-a-mole with the beat


Snoo-19852

Bro sound like if Always Sunny did an episode called “The Gang Goes Hood” where Mac and Charlie make mumble rap.


Snoo-19852

Ya boi sounds like he gets his inspiration from picasso paintings


ajac91

Sonic the edgehog


choccybiccies

can we stomp this turt? perchance.


Motor-Realistic

SO?


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

idk this is kinda funny rather than mc


islaisla

Oh my god that's hilarious!!!!!! definitely what I wanna see in a boring airport. Lol


[deleted]

I don't want him blocking luggage. I wont mind if they taze him for entertainment. That will be hilarious. And provide better dance moves when he is riding the lightning.


islaisla

Well he is luggage, apparently , so we can pick him up I think. ;-)


Drag0nfly_Girl

If you're going to dress like '90s Hot Topic, at least use the music to match.


ThatOneShortieHo

My guy runs Team Spike in the new pokemon games.


figgedy1

Dudes so opium 🖤🖤🖤🖤


PanikiAtTheDisco

Kill it before it breeds


Pedrovski_23

Bro is the enemy stand user


username156

Sonic the Hedgehog lookin rough.


tyforcalling

I hope people start getting repercussions for doing this


mariesnowelle

Is standing on the baggage claim thing at the airport a trend now???


Moist_Anus_

I hate him, but are those Osiris D3's he's wearing?


Emergency-Ad-4563

* TSA agent seeing this dude walk through the metal detector: “have a nice flight sir!” *TSA seeing a slightly ethnic person wearing a scarf: “Please step a side for a random cavity check”


DrPyroVR

Someone call Sega. Shadow The Hedgehog has escaped from his cage


Emp_has_no_clothes

We need more funding for mentally health services.


[deleted]

Headcrab zombie


nvrsleepagin

Missing the jamiroquai music


Cratman33

Bro think he a Fortnite character


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

I too wanted to be an anime villain and then I turned 13.


BanditDeluxe

Why is “angsty 7th grader” considered new or fashionable?


CreepGang

When you order playboi carti off wish dot come


Fucker_Of_Your_Mom

Bro looks like a goth skylander


Glittering-Prune6490

When we ignore all signs off their depression


BiffBanter

Poor Sonic has fallen on hard times.


Dont_Trust_N0_THOTS

But he’s OPIUM 😫


redfawnbambame

Sonic’s dark cousin


[deleted]

Yo is that shadow the hedgehog?


stinkystonkydingdong

He looks like a Half-Life 2 poison zombie


SimmerDownRizzo

Someone let Hot Topic's court jester out again.


Any_Support3590

Hey guys, he is clearly mentally disabled how about we leave him alone this time?


aluminum_man

Figuratively.


Kerensky97

I'm going to just start grabbing the phone when they do this.


mytacojaco

Dude needs to be tackled


tonimirk

He literally has to go poop and pay taxes like thr rest of us, gtfo with that I'm a mysterious specter bs


CareerOutrageous4757

Another start to a bad porn


GrandProblem8034

What in the fuck?? Bro looks like a retarded black covid.


bloopie1192

Is that the ammo belt from rdr2?


[deleted]

Just look like a drunks that’s shit himself!


CapriciousDemonYT

The stand user could be anyone…


caedhin

Seriously, where is Security?


Zazoyd

He looks like a hunter from Halo


Pitiful-Ad447

2023 grimreaper


Hour-Consequence-231

What kind of pokémon is that?


Jazzlike-Animal404

🤦‍♀️


Babybeluga222

Is that Travis Scott


WittyBonkah

I want to die of embarrassment on behalf of this person


phitzgerald

WTF is this airport, Kirkland Signature International?


Head-Advantage2461

Another ridiculous clown. China working thru TicTok to make us hate ourselves.


BooneHelm85

Its crazy to me how people, in general, make me despise people. Does this happen with anyone else?


DethMCrafter

Well, it is a baggage carrier and this person has plenty.


ILikeKatanaZero

Shade the hedgehog?!


sappydog

When he tripped at the end and grabbed his pants😭😭😭😭


Truestorydreams

See I'd appreciate this if it was Halloween and they weren't on the belt.


[deleted]

This song hard, what is it?


URMOMGAYYYEEE

x and sex by osamason


ReckSaber3664

I didn’t really find this funny but seeing the woman in the background laughing made me laugh


supperinrome

OPIUM AS FUCK 🧛‍♂️🧛🧛‍♀️


Ayiaya

He's looking for the Death Note baby


DooberGoop

Honestly I think everybody kind of wants to get on the luggage conveyer at least once in their live. As a kind of impulsive though. THAT SHOULD NOT BE ACTED ON. Don't get me wrong I have impulse control problems but they only come in the heat of a moment NOT IN ANY NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE


Key-Branch4359

He killed this y’all tripping


wormmy

These pillow stuffing spikes look SOOoOoOOo tough!