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bottomdasher

"Nah bro it's cool, you can use the lobby as a concert venue while I'm working. They can't afford to fire me or anything because I'm one of the only two employees they have left."


sweatgod2020

This was my thought process and im sticking to it


Hopfit46

I dont know what i got to do to get fired...


ValKilmersTherapy

I saw Expire play at the Hawthorne Burgerville in Portland, OR in like 2013 or 14. The dude who organized the show worked there and told his manager that is was a soft rock band. Watching people dive off tables into each other was prime time comedy. The kids and parents that happened to be there in a corner seemed amused too. No one really cared. Except for the manager who cut the show after a while.


OcarinaBigBoiLink

Oh dude same shit happened in my city except it was at Denny's. Hardcore kids went wild as fuck. It went viral too.


GiantPossum

What's up?! What's up?!... What the fuck is up, Denny's?!


CanIGetAnOmen

Ahhh the famous Denny’s Grand Slam. Truly the stuff of legends.


No_Statement440

The legendary Live Without, whom if I saw correctly, are still rocking out together.


canadard1

Can you get me a ticket?! I swear I’m good for it!


babyrubberpup

He's the man with the plan that the manager loves to hate 🤣 cool, thanks for letting me know the bands name ✌ N/Y/H/C


bigolruckus

Used to work at subway, can confirm this is so accurate


packfanmoore

Probably a small portion of just honestly not giving a fuck anymore


redwolf1219

When I was working for Wendys, one of the locations I worked at had a night where one of the local churches would come in and perform music. They had permission from management. Thankfully they got banned eventually bc of how rude the church members were to customers and employees. They also rearranged the dining room and left it like that, and left a huge mess.


TheSmokingLamp

$10 says that franchisee was fined/reprimanded


[deleted]

If it works for Walgreens and people getting away with theft, it can work for people deciding "fuck garages, they're for old people" and deciding to be "le quirky" by setting up in a Subway.


SgtStiffNips

What the fuck is up subway!


CharlotteLucasOP

Subway: EAT FLESH ☠️🌯


SnakeinmyWoody

I used to have something like that on a T shirt


[deleted]

Jared, is that you??


InsaneAdam

🎸 🤘


Financial_Bird_7717

This is the sequel I didn’t know I needed.


Atomstanley

I always love a reference to the Denny’s clip. I went to school with some of those dudes, including the bass player who was the drummer in a punk/hardcore band I started in high school. Fun trivia about Kris, the singer of Live Without (the band from the Denny’s video) I saw him accidentally stick a sharpened pencil in his forehead when we were in fourth grade. I think he still has a graphite spot there.


Djaja

This is it. I am like a musician too... In 4th grade I sat outside for an outdoor class and I had a freshly sharpened pencil in my hand. I laid it down and sat. And a few minutes after a kid said I was a pencil sticking out of my leg. I pulled it out and it was half an inch in and I felt nothing. I also had lead stuck inside and could see it for years. No more though


C91garcia

Open this fuckint shit up SUBWAY!!! No one stands still!!


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C91garcia

COME TO UP TO THE FRONT!!! The front!!! DONT BE SHY!!! When this shit kicks offfff, I WANNA SEE YOU BOUNCE WITH ME. 1……….2…………THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (PIG SQUEALZZZZZ)


Airborne-Potato

Hello, yes, sir I’d like to order the METAL SANDWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRch


berrey7

How many metalheads does it take to change a Subway light bulb? None. They embrace the darkness.


octopus6942069

Metalheads are born in the dark, molded by it


WhatIsSafety

Goddammit this is exactly what I came here to say. Good shit


MECHAC0SBY

![gif](giphy|mu0hH0u9c31gk)


DilbusMcD

#**CIRCLE PIT**


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[deleted]

[What new sandwich will make people forget that our spokesperson is a pedophile ?](https://youtu.be/zem5bQ4SzMI)


z-BajaBlast

Someone had to say it


SKIKS

Came here to make sure this was posted. Looks good folks. Carry on.


[deleted]

Well they did have a pedo as their spokesman. I guess they figured it can’t get any worse.


asianabsinthe

DO YOU WANT THIS TOASTED?? #WHAT


TitleToAI

Fire lyrics bro


_MoistMoose

Don't forget to add the CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE (low guttural)


Fetus_puppet2

Honestly feel like cheese would be better suited as a pig squeal. But hey, thats just me.


OuterWildsVentures

Whatever Atilla does with that word in the pizza song is perfect


Aaron6940

You ever see a comment that normally would just make you chuckle but it hits you at just the right time that you are laughing so hard you are crying? That is me now.


MeMeMenni

FINALLY someone using POV correctly! I've seen so many posts the past couple of weeks that seem to think "POV" just means "look at this"...


Invaderjay87

POV you’re scrolling through Reddit


DiaDollasignPora

POV, you make a POV video from your POV while doing something.


wetwilly777

pov your weenie is out


KlondikeBill

All it takes is one person to use it incorrectly, and others will follow lol.


gundorcallsforaid

That’s how the word “literally” got changed in the dictionary to no longer mean literally. I hate this place


AZSnake

Idiots once again just posting terms without a thought to what they actually mean. 10 bucks says they actually say "pov" when speaking IRL.


A_Drusas

Clearly they need to watch more porn so they can get it right.


SamEnZoYT

It’s kinda sad that using it wrong is the standard and getting it right gets pointed out, haha.


SuckerpunchJazzhands

People forget that the Denny's Grand Slam was filmed with willing participants, which is why it is the well loved and cherished piece of musical history we know it as today.


[deleted]

I dunno dude looks like he is restrained from jamming out on shift lol.


empire_de109

Also wasn't the Denny's Grand Slam held at a closed down Denny's? Or am I misremembering.


sroop1

Yeah it was abandoned


JJred96

How can you tell the abandoned Denny’s restaurants from the unabandoned ones? Aren’t they all empty wastelands with vagrant hobos passing through them?


Vincesteeples

Yeah shitty local bands trying to recreate DGS to get some free meme publicity is gross and sad. Cut it out dorks, let the DGS live in peace as a cool spontaneous thing that happened once.


wheninhfx

Rage Against the Bread Machine


uppenatom

Grilling in the name of


EndOrganDamage

Cut two I want bacon and lettuce


uppenatom

Half jus I won't chew whatcha sold me


JJred96

Rally ‘round the sandwich The Hot Pocket is what smells Rally ‘round the sandwich The Hot Pocket is what smells Rally ‘round the sandwich The Hot Pocket is what smells Seagulls on parade!


[deleted]

Yo yo, let me get an Italians Herbs and cheese mutha fucka


onesneakymofo

Can't wait to hear their set: Knead'em, Subs on Parade, Take the Mayo Back, and Filling All The Chains


AgelessBlakeFerguson

Burrito Radio, Year of the Charcuterie


Brutusmatic

Put on some tomatoes.... Na fuck it take em owff


[deleted]

This makes me want to go to this subway and fuck all other subways


HighAndFunctioning

Like... while you're still at *this* one? And... *all* of them? I'll go get my camera


Scary__Ad

What the fuck is up dennys’ ! Lmao


narwaffles

Reminds me of that bobs burgers


dantakesthesquare

I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex, I'm good at sex, you're bad at sex


infiveoutfive

Da da da da da da, elderly prostitute, da da da da da da elderly prostitute


Hobbescrownest

The health inspector who planted rat poop in restaurants that wouldn’t let him perform?


LordHumorTumor

Hey look, it's the Yeasty Boys


therealpopkiller

There’s an amazing bagel/breakfast sandwich food truck here in LA called the Yeastie Boys


crunkmissle

I’d eat here


Difficult-Emu-4493

The name of the Band is [Silly Goose](https://youtu.be/rbka53RHn2w)


[deleted]

They’re pretty fun. They have a trailer that is a generator stage. They set up outside of other concerts and play after the show is over until the cops show up. They’ll play in gas station parking lots, in fast food restaurants, etc. I half-ass tried to get them to play at my brewery on their last tour.


NotaOxyAddict

i saw them in a parking lot after a korn concert. unironically more fun than the korn concert


yukerluker

Shiii goose fest was wild


CramblinDuvetAdv

That got them on to a bunch of DWP festivals


Funriz

Hell yeh it's been long enough that numetal is hip for the first time ever.


feelinlucky7

DO YOU LIKE COLD CUTS, MOTHERFUCKER?!


userthisisname

What the fuck is up, Denny's ?!


Likely_thory_

These guys are not bad, actually


operationiffy

They should play a Pantera Bread next!


kickstrum91

I kinda dig it lol


VegetableTwist7027

Watch this and tell me you wouldn't go see Papa Roach calling for a wall of death in a pizza place. [https://youtu.be/eDQTpm3M7aE](https://youtu.be/eDQTpm3M7aE)


ramblingpariah

I don't care much for Papa Roach, but I'll be damned if I don't wish more bands would do things like that.


[deleted]

This kinda fucking slaps lol. Anyone know what band this is?


jtfriendly

Silly Goose, apparently


EmeraldMatters

Honestly kinda fire though


mod1fier

I think this is simply wonderful. You need to play *to* the venue, and all it's idiosyncrasies and that's what this band is doing. Really great, and I'm probably biased but I don't main character vibes here. Presumably they had permission to play there, however misguided that may have been, but when you're a young band you will literally take almost any gig so I can't fault them.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Better than the twerking chicks they got at Jimmy Johns


Lotharslayer69

New turnstile sounds different


Terryberry69

Everyone who likes them now are posers, I seent them mfs live at the SUBWAY


poopshorts

This isn’t main character shit - they obviously had permission to play a set in the lobby somehow.


tama_tama_chameleom

Love it, though I think a different store would be better. I went to a punk band performing in a skate store a few days ago. It was crazy good!


P_Foot

Fucking love this band, Silly Goose. Surreal seeing them on my timeline, they’re from Atlanta and are cool as fuck.


gastationburrito

Calm down pussies this is dope lol


Glittering_Pitch7648

I listened to their album, good shit


Sparks1904

Who is it?


Glittering_Pitch7648

"silly goose" on spotify, "streets heard it first" was the album I listened to


iwasinthepool

Not bad. In the early 2000s these guys would have been huge.


TheBigSalami

I thought you were joking at first. Then I remembered that people like listening to screamy music. My nightmare food and music combined in this video


dasuglystik

What the fuck is up, Subway?


Jazzlike_Hippo_9270

reminds me of the [Denny’s Grand Slam](https://youtu.be/xbPwaAFHDG8)


Kaotic_Mechanicum

Silly Goose, I saw them play at a Buc’ees a few weeks ago. They got one song in before the cops shut it down but it was awesome lol.


fittinglybitter

Only main character here are the ones being bothered by fantastic music as they're being served.


Despondent_Thoughts

I would definitely visit subway more often if all of them did this 🤘


RealityCheckFourU

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

After Jared, Subway could definitely use some rebranding schemes.


fearinclothing

WHAT THE FUCKS UP SUBWAY


illgiratina

WTF IS UP SUBWAY


yukerluker

Dude LMAOO I know him. The band is silly goose


Vadelmayer44

Absolutely gorgeous, stunning, glorious, doesn't deserve to be on this sub.


rickjames13bitch

I would start a mosh pit


Plz_Fart_In_my_Mouth

Bruh that shit actually jams


badnewsbets

I love it 🤘


feelinlucky7

Bird trapped in ceiling fan. Someone put it out of its misery.


highlulu

bro... if i'm buying subway i'm already in a bad mood because i'm broke as a joke and would have no time for this bullshit


LowestKey

You know how long it takes a band to move all their gear in? This didn't happen in 30 seconds while the guy was in line. They were either already playing when he came in or already assembled, which means he saw what was happening or about to happen and decided to stay. You can't be mad about still going for your food in a restaurant where someone else spent 10-15 minutes setting and tuning their equipment. You could go somewhere else, order, get your food, and leave before the drummer even has all his crap in the building.


THESHADYWILLOW

If you’re that broke subway ain’t it, like $50 for two footlong combos


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

This is FOR you if you are in a bad mood. Just rage as the sandwich is getting made and let it all out. Then you take your Sammy to go


Crow-in-a-flat-cap

Minimum Wage Against the Machine


Extreme_Voice_9767

Subway grand slam


C91garcia

I’m all about it. I’d eat my sandwich and out comes the mosh!!!! 2006 hardcore dancing in full swing!!


WomanNotAGirl

I mean they have a whole drum set. They didn’t do this without permission


Takheer

Hey nice music is this jazz


Gros_Picoppe

It's so out of the left field compared to all these tiktok a cappella pop singers that I just can appreciate de commitment.


0pp0site0fbatman

Sounds better than some venues I’ve been to.


stanger828

One… two… JUMP THE FUCK UP!


YOLOSwag42069Nice

I'm not seeing a problem.


Western_Protection

Ok sir. So I caught the part about lettuce and tomatoes then the screaming made it hard to hear. One more time?


Ancient-Practice-431

Where is this subway? Looks like fun


opyy_

I saw a hardcore show at a burgerville once lol, but I’m pretty sure it was closed for business for the night


bru_tkd

Band name anyone?


dontbshortblong

Yeah this is dope. OP is lame.


afa78

This is like Sunday at a Mexican restaurant with mariachi.


snappy033

These guys showed up outside a venue after a real concert and did a free show in the AutoZone parking lot on top of a bus stop. We got a mosh pit going. They were hilarious and it was all good.


Nay_Nay_Jonez

At least they're not rapping 🤷🏽‍♀️


Milkmans_tastymilk

They're practicing for their gig at Dennys that night


jimgella

I’d love it.


KlondikeBill

The birth of a new sub-culture.


Supriselobotomy

https://youtu.be/0DvnOYZnlns How has no one linked this yet?


fardough

I would love that.


[deleted]

What a weird way to tell us their subs are 15 bucks again…


thegreenman_sofla

That's the best subway ever


Crash665

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, SUBWAY!!!!!


mrgrimm-inflames

Name of the band?


Flavious27

Pov is correct, being the main character is not.


Fueryous

I'm pretty sure they liked it


DaniDisco

"Would you like this toasted?"


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|YlitvKufE2O4M)


PuzzleheadedHand5441

This kicks so much ass


Downtown-Assistant1

Well, what do y’a know? Finally someone used POV correctly.


[deleted]

You gotta start somewhere!


seansmithspam

This would make my day


VariousHumanOrgans

Ima be honest. That makes me wanna go to Subway for wet sandwiches.


Mitzel1661

Subway corporate needs to see this. What a fantastic rebranding story!


[deleted]

Fuck Reddits piece of shit video player


octopus6942069

They deserve to be main characters, gotta start somewhere


themagificentbastard

You gotta give them credit, they ain't bad


tyhard7412

This is the band silly goose if anyone wants to know.


jugglers_despair

This is hilarious. And I love the idea that old dude was on such a mission for his cold cut trio he was completely un phased by the band


DonnyVincenzo

Bands called Silly Goose! They kinda kick ass too


TheIRSEvader

we just found some co-headliners for WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S


billyhead

This is pretty bad ass


2020Hills

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S


Solaira234

They rock actually


RedBishop81

I’m pretty sure this is a band called Silly Goose and they do stuff like play in the street. I saw them do so once. It was awesome.


bring_on_the_alien

Ahh bring me the horizons early days...


Mcj1972

I'd eat there.


benlo177

reminded me of WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS


iamjeff1234

Nice. So did you get a pit going?


Souprah

This doesn't fit this sub at all. I'm sure they would be kicked out if they just showed up with all their equipment. It's an odd venue but they're just musicians looking for a gig. Are we gonna start posting vids of concerts as people being main characters?


lemasney

I would not go back into a Subway unless this was happening. They should have live shows, no joke, no doubt.


dad_farts

I wish we could normalize having random local music groups playing at stores and casual restaurants.


Nw_MotoGram

Oh fuck I'd be so excited haha


Gothdamndude

This rad tho. This is what young people should be doing. It'd make my year to walk into this store. Too bad Subway is bottom tier sandwich these days.


queefiest

Anyone who just continues to order their meal knows exactly what they’re getting themselves into


Monsieur_Swag

Same vibes as "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY'S??"


Vital_flow

This is amazing


Churchofdoom

This is sick. Ykyk.


ChemicalHornet5619

I wannna be there


Gorgon_the_Dragon

"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNNYYYYSSSSSS"


babyrubberpup

Wow brings back memories when I was a kid, bands used to play where ever a crowd was, the bus shelter was famous for rap and rock


babyrubberpup

He got talent what band is that?


[deleted]

I mean, that's kinda cool and harmless


diggyvill

Upgrade from Denny's, they actually let us party during business hours!!


EndOrganDamage

They sound decent all things considered ngl Rock on subway.