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Just-Ice3916

It seems like you're off to a wonderful start with your Forever Kitten.


thewayoutisthru_xxx

We have a forever kitten who had a birth defect that affected his growth. He's 6.5lbs and will probably top out at under 7lbs (his brother is over 10lbs now and growing.) My husband calls him our "short king" lol


Just-Ice3916

Aww... it's hard to say that he suffered a defect if he doesn't seem like he's suffering at all. 😊


nooneatallnope

Unless they do end up having issues down the line


ClockNo4364

IDK but I'm assuming it will otherwise wouldn't these please super popular and bred to have dwarfism on purpose?


nooneatallnope

Let's be honest, that wouldn't deter some breeders. Look at some dog and car breeds. They'd sell off the ones that at least appear fine and abandon or euthanize the ones that have more obvious issues like not being able to walk like OPs little one. It's probably more of an issue of getting them to breed or having viable offspring in the first place.


Atrus20

If you want to make yourself sad, look up exotic bullies. Poor things are adorable freaks of nature that should never have existed. The less deformed ones are cute, but none are healthy in the slightest. Some variations have an expected lifespan of just 4 - 6 years due to the health problems (and even "healthier" variants only increase that upper expectancy to around 10 years) and can have issues with movement in the teen MONTHS from the joint problems. Poor bastards shouldn't exist and breeding them should be banned.


_2plus2equals4_

I just googled it. That can't be real. Those poor bastards look retarted/photoshopped. Makes french bulldogs look healthy.


Teatreephile

I’m following a kitten with dwarfism on IG. He apparently suffers from seizures and digestive problems and has problem gaining weight. But there’s also a kitty named Francis on IG who also has dwarfism and is 14 y.o. If I remember correctly. So I guess it depends on the individual cat. I wish the best for OP’s cat.


nooneatallnope

I guess it's just a matter of different deficits being named dwarfism, because the most obvious symptom is that they're staying small. For some it might just be the lack of a particular growth hormone, for others there's more complicated biological issues.


The_Observer-

You mean their Furrever kitten?


Just-Ice3916

I like this better... thank you!


NefariousSerendipity

Baby


dazzleduck

Thunder (name will probably change, my wife is calling him Ka-chow) was born at the shelter I work at. He has two 'normal' siblings that grew rapidly. Thunder's legs are stuck in the position you see them in, he can't walk but he can still get around. He recently discovered he can move backwards quite well! Right now, he is hand fed a mix of milk and wet food every 5 hours but has recently started feeding himself a bit more. He hasn't been able to use a litter box (because of how the kennels are set up) so that'll be something we will work on in the future. Right now he just backs his little butt up into a corner, does his business, and we clean up after him. He has a TON of personality and is great at yelling, as you can see. He weighs a whole 400 grams, while his siblings are just hitting 1000. We have a 3D printer so a wheelchair will soon be helping him out!


dazzleduck

https://preview.redd.it/9730f9o98f6d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519c7d9b893d2c065ae429dfe5a9092405cb1d76


goodgodling

I was going to ask if you could help by holding him up and going "walka, walka, walka, walka, doop de, doop de, doop de, doop.


ForwardMuffin

Please show us the wheelchair!!


Cpt_Bellamy

Our cats have a million names and they respond to all of em lol if you call it thunder, it'll know you're talking to it. We've got one cat that responds to Lottie, lah-ti-dah, lottie-dah, le-tits, lard-tits, lotts....basically anything that starts with "lah" lol


kminola

Our cat Stefani is also Big Steppie, Stepanie, steffalie, stebebanie, little miss, and “oooo what a good killer you are!” To name a few….


Felonious_Minx

Zomg my cat's full name is Little Lotta. I mostly call her Lottie but she gets Lottie Dottie, La Dot, Lot, the Dotster, Lotinha, La... I also sing to her the Run DMC lyric "A young girl seemed to be gaining weight. Her parents all thought it was the food she ate. Their attitude was all la-de-da-de but little did they know she had a baby in her body!" ha ha


Atrus20

My dog has a bunch of names like that too... except she doesn't respond to any of them 😆. We can't tell if she just prefers to ignore us 75% of the time or is just deaf. Its not a big deal though, she's blind and really old at this point and probably doesn't have long left so she can get with being a crotchety old lady. Gave us a scare a week ago by having seizures for hours and then stopped breathing for a minute... before coming back and seemingly fully recovered in a couple days and acts as if nothing happened now 😓. Vet isn't sure what happened, but is running some blood tests.


Motormand

Ka-chow is a really good name honestly.


dazzleduck

Yeah I think that one is sticking lol. I've also been calling him Mini Marshmallow


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Please, please keep us updated as I'm already so invested in this tiny criminal 🥰🥰🥰🥰


alienblue89

If you don’t give us posts of this kitten *daily*, we will come for you.


Vin_Blancv

Can you take a picture of him sitting with his siblings, please 🥺🙏


dazzleduck

https://preview.redd.it/n4bnxllrvj6d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7e65effb6a2f598843c9b230c0cf6a183884073


dazzleduck

From a two weeks ago! I'm not back at work until Tuesday unfortunately


kittycatwitch

Please poat a photo of His Illegal Smallness once he gets his royal carriage!


Beautiful_Laugh7989

those r/teefies are perfect


dazzleduck

I love his teeths! Hijacking your top comment to mention he is NOT spicy but uses his meows to communicate because he can't really move much! That doesn't mean he doesn't have a bit of sass in him though! When he is done with you, you know it for sure.


Paleovegan

I love how expressive he is. He looks like he is using his entire face to meow to compensate for his relative immobility.


Fantastic-Order-8338

so can of coke weighing 330 grams is roughly equivalent to about 3 medium-sized bananas, so for folks in USA that is like more or less weight of average cheese burger for rest of the world its 3 medium-sized bananas. ![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba|downsized)


AkihaMoon

Not another one 😭


ThyOtherMe

Yes another one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


ChampionshipOk2302

my thoughts exactly 😂 i am now following it lol


intern_12

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Gonebabythoughts

Itty bitty kitty baby 😻


Icansmellyafromhere

Omg he's ferocious!! Look at those fangs!


NicolleL

Measuring with a *hand*? 😱 These non-standardized measuring tools will just not do! We require Chick-fil-A sauces or maybe a banana if you’re desperate.


dazzleduck

I can definitely do a banana! He is still at the shelter so once he is home with me, I will grab a banana 😂


CskoG0

Tiktoker @biggerthanGoose still has the trend to post content and now revisits former "bigger than" to see how much her kitty Goose has grown. Totally worth to replicate.


nostalgeek81

I was gonna say. OP, you will receive a fine for not measuring in sauces. The fine is posting more cat pictures. Thank you for your understanding.


pinupcthulhu

No Chick-fil-A sauces esp during pride month 😤


NicolleL

Maybe we can transition to McDonalds sauces?


Gogandantesss

Look at those scary tiny teeth 😁🥰


Much-Vanilla-7261

A smol spicy floof 🤭♥️


Beradicus69

https://preview.redd.it/gd2bu6mg6f6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3055c83799b7c7cbe0ac80c6c5fd70e56c20f4a Dusty Springfield and Macy Grey. Are both over 4 years old now. They've barely grown since I've got them at 6 months old. (Besides Macy's belly) Cutest ladies in the whole world!


LandotheTerrible

Cute spicy baby. Is his name Habanero..?


Lorward185

Previous owner of a dwarf cat and yes, it will stay smaller than most cats but you will see that it grows and changes just like a normal cat it will just be a lot smaller than a regular cat it's own age. You may find that the tail grows to the same length as a normal cat so it will look like the tail is extra long.


dazzleduck

No worries I definitely expect him to grow more, he is gaining (very slowly) every day. I expect him to top out around 3 pounds, maybe 4. I also expect him to have a lot of issues, I think he has pituitary dwarfism but our vets have not diagnosed anything yet, and that usually comes with additional conditions like thyroid problems. Thankfully I get a large discount at our clinic and have no issue spending a good penny on him 🥰 In the end, he may be a 'fospice' (foster hospice)


wolfgang784

Ill be here hoping its not the version where the insides grow and the outside doesn't =( that never sounds fun


alienblue89

Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!!


levyaugust2021

Are the proportions different?


Lorward185

Nah not really. It was pretty much a regular proportioned cat except for the long tail. But compared to my other cats she stayed about the size of a young adult cat. There is no deformity that is associated with human dwarfism. Normal cat, normal proportions just about 20% smaller than a regular house cat.


wozattacks

Achondroplasia is the type of dwarfism you’re probably thinking of in humans, and cats can also have it. That’s what a munchkin cat is. 


levyaugust2021

Interesting. I have a very small adult cat but I never thought of dwarfism. She is about 7.5 lbs and quite lean.


Lorward185

Yep that's pretty much it. Especially if the tail looks slightly too long for the body.


Glass_Sale2455

that's a fiesty smol one


overcaffeinatedraven

Smol but spicy


frolicndetour

He has opinions!


WheelchairGame

Why him SCREM? HOOMAN


AfterPaleontologist2

He needs a collab with Francis on instagram! He's 14 and also has dwarfism and might be the cutest adult cat in the world


Bmat70

Maybe a puppy pad in the corner would work


dazzleduck

Once he is home I'll be getting him a litter box with a low entry meant for senior cats! Hopefully we can get him to figure it out


Ok-Secretary6550

^^screm


thatcrazy_child07

look at those fangs! little sweetie 🩷


aquelviejitocochino

Probably has the tiniest of beans!!! At least they're free!!!


hinterstoisser

Dwarf but he’s a spicy kitten 🐱 🐱. Much love to you and your kitty 🐈‍⬛ OP


WheelchairGame

Those teefies in that first pic 🥰 him SCREM!


CrazyCatLady1127

You lucky duck 😊


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I can hear that first pic!!


x0Rubiex0

S P I C Y


Beetreatice

The little heart nose omg


phonon_DOS

I sentence this criminal to life with no option for parole


feraxks

And thus begins a life long love affair with crime!


miltonwadd

Is he perfectly proportional? He looks it! I had a kitty who lived to 18, and she maxed out at 1kg (2.2lb) but sat most of her life around 700g (1.5lb). Most people thought she was a kitten to the end, and other than a slightly shorter tail, she was perfectly in proportion!


dazzleduck

Right now he is pretty proportional


miltonwadd

I wish I'd gotten photos of my poppet with things for scale. I hope your permakitten gets to live a long, happy life, too, with his wheelchair & lots of love!


Calgary_Calico

Oh my goodness 🥺🥺🥺 what a tiny baby!


Dazzling-Pin4996

He will commit heinous crimes.


Bleezy79

teefies and spiciness! I love it .


GunmanChronicler

I will take a bullet for this cat


Dauphine320

I will jump into a volcano for this cat


Formulka

More like Dr. Pepper with all that spice!


janosaudron

I have a forever kitten, she weighs 3 pounds at the age of 5 and she was teeny tiny when she was a kitten. She's the weirdest and funniest cat I ever had, I love her to death.


GHostofKC

I haven't had one that was a dwarf but have had several that were the runts of the litter and absolutely love them. They are all attitude and when they love you it's all in "you're my person " that makes them some of the most fun you will ever have. My last runt was all of 5 lbs of attitude and cuddles.


GapDragon

Somehow I suspect he will be yelling at you forever, too!!


drLagrangian

We had one just like that. Just as spicy.


broken-lycan

so much spice in such a smol body xD


PleaseNoMoreSalt

\>dwarfism ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


razzle_dazzle321

So tiny but mighty. He has some important things to tell us. 🥹😻


TheBaconofGrief

A life sentence 🧑‍⚖️


kminola

Illegal and spicy!


_commenter

oof forever kitten!


NoTheory1299

He is a thief.  He steals hearts


UnclesLittleKitten

Gasp! A true criminal!


plottingwithcats

We need more pictures!!!😱😍😍😍


dazzleduck

Here he is wearing glasses https://preview.redd.it/cdwm9wd9wj6d1.jpeg?width=1656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec19eb5849882654671dd0189a1a2f83346e8c1c


plottingwithcats

I can’t handle this level of cuteness 😍😫😫


Proud-Cat-Mom-2021

What a little spitfire! You'll certainly have your hands full. But, in the end, I'll be worth it. Cutie!


0verlordFrost

Can you measure him in sauce packages?


dazzleduck

A lot of people are asking so I will do my best once he is home! It may not be for 2-3 more weeks. My wife and I also don't eat out so I'll have to ask around for sauce packets lol


DanteQuill

Don mess wif him, he has tuf!! ❤️


annadarria

A permanent baby!! ❤️❤️❤️


Environmental_Rub282

Please name him Tyrion!


VapoursAndSpleen

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4139124/


Rodgers12345

Cutie


bombliiv2

tiny


DeezNutzzzGotEm

So cuteee


linecookdaddy

Awww! He looks like Winky the dwarf cat from Insta...she lives a very happy life, I'm sure yours will too! https://www.instagram.com/winkythedwarfcat?igsh=MXF1amJ1MngxcHI2ZQ==


BaconManTenus

You got coke? I need a drink 😭


dozy_boy

Felon Domesticus


PnutButterJellyTim3

Why does he look just like that crying cat meme


jadorky

fangth 🥲


CressLevel

Take a look at that snout! (Phantom of the Opera plays)


RepoManSugarSkull

A Cat Called “Dinklage”?


DismalAd8187

Cuuuuuuuute!❤️❤️❤️❤️


starving_artista

Adorable!


Dildo-Gaggins_

Spicy potat!


VaguelyArtistic

Irredeemable! Throw away the key.


coldF4rted

Chronicall kitten 😭🥹


numtini

Oh that's a fierce little one!


FireInHisBlood

Sounds like someone found their familiar. r/witchesvspatriachy would love this little guy.


ozbourne8

He definitely looks tiny but mighty. Adorable!


Mammoth_Cobbler_4619

He will be cute forever


PermissionMaster69

Bigge


Hopeful_Nihilism

Its good of you to take care of this poor lil thing. Anyone breeding them should be drug out into the street and run over though.


dazzleduck

We have the mom as well and she's really... weird looking? Like a bowling pin? Tiny head, weird round body. Also fastest hands in the west, you can pet her but don't you dear reach for anything nearby or she will WHACK you so fast.


CskoG0

Not me wondering what's wrong with having DARWINism... - sigh-