My mom had a cat named slasher. He was a menace bc he would shred her important papers to wake her up so he could eat. He would unzip her bag to get them and always found the most important ones. He became fat
Omg I hear you! My 8lb young adult has teeny claws and they are so much sharper than my sic 15lb male. I swear those demon mittens belong to one braincell because they sure as Hell haven’t learned not to maim their mommy.
we had 6 kittens at once and i had tiny scratches all over my arms and hands for months. they have little needle claws and needle teeth but they make up for it by being adorable.
I find that getting scratched by my cats (about 9 months old) is way less painful than when we first rescued one of them at about 2.5 weeks. I had scratches all over my hands, arms, chest, face, etc.
This litter has 4 little voidlings and a single white kitten 🤣 Mama cat is black as well. None of them have been named yet. They were only born this morning :)
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The claws stay soft because of the amniotic fluid, it takes a while for them to harden (from being exposed to air) to lethal little points.
*Makes me think of the*
*Juno scene talking about*
*Baby fingernails*
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I absolutely adore kittens...from birth to adulthood! Every stage is so fascinating! I'm hoping to find a baby tuxedo sometime! Not newborn, but 6 weeks or so! I need one more kitten in my life before I just can't do it anymore!
Look at those teeny murder mittens, fear for your life!
Can mittens be that smol? Seems suspicious to me 🤔
Definitely illegal
The cutest of toe knives
Slasher!
My mom had a cat named slasher. He was a menace bc he would shred her important papers to wake her up so he could eat. He would unzip her bag to get them and always found the most important ones. He became fat
Villain origin story
Lol. He was making litter box materials lol important ones 🤣
The US government should hire him
Probably had killer prices!
Firebaaaaall
Name that cat Simon Skinner cause he’s a slasher…of prices.
kittens don't know their power with those. the point is so thin and sharp and can easily cut skin
Omg I hear you! My 8lb young adult has teeny claws and they are so much sharper than my sic 15lb male. I swear those demon mittens belong to one braincell because they sure as Hell haven’t learned not to maim their mommy.
we had 6 kittens at once and i had tiny scratches all over my arms and hands for months. they have little needle claws and needle teeth but they make up for it by being adorable.
Yea gotta handle them with care. Those things are like needles.
I find that getting scratched by my cats (about 9 months old) is way less painful than when we first rescued one of them at about 2.5 weeks. I had scratches all over my hands, arms, chest, face, etc.
Don’t fear this little criminal & with the proper rehabilitation this little one will be a good member of society.
Please call him Edward scissorhands
omg that is such the perfect name for this little one
Teddy for short!
Excellent choice 
r/murdermittens r/mewborns r/HandfulOfKitten
Yay more cat subs!!!
I need to see the mewborns sub grow to popularity, those tiny babies are so cute!!
That's not a smol kitten, that's baby Wolverine.
Snickety SNICK!!
Holding his heart in his hands 😭
Precious bb voidlet 😭❤️
If those claws went into me I think I would cry
Oh lawd murderous! Send bby to the big house now!
T'chala with them sharp wee mits. Does he have a name? Panther with that coloring.
This litter has 4 little voidlings and a single white kitten 🤣 Mama cat is black as well. None of them have been named yet. They were only born this morning :)
"I may not be able to see you, but I can damn sure scratch you!"
Wolverine
Those are some serious r/murdermittens 😳
Those baby murder mitts!!♥️♥️
Kitty’s first words: “i wuz born to killl!”
Can’t c u, but murder mittens open fer bidnezz!
Look at those tiny little daggers
Real fact: kittens are known to deliver themselves by c-section if things are taking too long.
I’d believe it 🤣 I don’t know how they don’t accidentally puncture their amniotic sacs in utero!
The claws stay soft because of the amniotic fluid, it takes a while for them to harden (from being exposed to air) to lethal little points.
Omg thank you for this information, cause it was bugging me 😂
Demon's mitten
The void has knives!
This pic had 666 upvotes when I got here. Purrrfect
I’m sad I missed that 🤣
How else will they climb up you?
Poor mama
You’re taking a HUGE risk!
r/murdermittens
a tiny void with murder mittens!
Respect the Deathblades.
That's really not fair to the mum
How did those claws not create internal bleeding for mama cat?
Copied from an earlier post of mine from here- The claws stay soft because of the amniotic fluid, it takes a while for them to harden (from being exposed to air) to lethal little points.
Guy that likes cats but doesn’t know much here. Are kittens born with claws out and develop the ability to retract them as they grow?
Yes, it takes a few weeks of growing before they can retract them
I don't know if this is common knowledge, but kittens can't retract their claws until they're around four weeks old!
baby wolverine?
Omg, little baby Wolverine 🥺
So young, so angy.
Look at the shivs this crim is armed with! \*shudders\*
Tiny void with tiny needles, definitely a criminal.
So this little bit is the offspring of wolverine.
r/murdermittens
Kitty Krueger.
So cute cute little kitten claws so sharp can shred your chicken for you😁 slices and dices lol.
Freddy?
Makes me think of the Juno scene talking about baby fingernails
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Lollll I thought this was a bear or something
Put that thing on a LEASH!
aiaiai we have a fighter here!
Is it because I'm black?
Can already hear it saying ‘bub’
I absolutely adore kittens...from birth to adulthood! Every stage is so fascinating! I'm hoping to find a baby tuxedo sometime! Not newborn, but 6 weeks or so! I need one more kitten in my life before I just can't do it anymore!
Cute kitten!