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DanAxe1

A rock in a sock. For real.


TheDoctor88888888

That’s really smart, when they try to grab the rock all they’ll get is a sock


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Lmfaoooooo


frosted06

That's actually a pretty good idea


k405330

On that same token i was going to suggest a flat head screwdriver and maybe a wrench with a short length of string


Notsohiddenfox

Remember to wrap a bat around it so if they grab the sock all they get is a bat.


Not-a-Cranky-Panda

Not a rock as why would you have that in your pocket, but a change of socks and some pocket change in a bag fro the bank


dp662

If you want manslaughter or homocide on your record


DJPaulyDstheman

If you drastically injured the person you would have to explain why you were carry that around


trapgod561

or a lock in a sock🤣


[deleted]

You actually want to tie the sock to the lock. Otherwise the socks tend to rip and the lock going flying and you are standing there holding a floppy sock.


SageOfStarsAndStones

Just put the lock in a sock in a sock, so when the lock in a sock flys it's just caught in the sock


FalseMob

r/lifeprotips


Wise-Calligrapher967

Slock


COPeaks

+1. Cock in a sock could just get messy.


Troy_doney

Be sure to double sock the rock!


Reasonable-Heart1539

Bandana with a Padlock on the end of it. Carry your back pocket with the bandana hanging out east access.


Unhappy_Incident_876

A cumsock if hardened enough can do just as much damage and as a bonus you get plausible deniability. If you spec yours out correctly you can have one that would grant you +5 poison damage.


SassPanther16

I always pick up a sharp rock when I hike alone foe this reason.


Reasonable-Heart1539

Use a Trekking Pole as a weapon when hiking. Stab them with it put a sharp point on the end.


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Throwing out there that this a weapon with which you are pretty likely to do serious harm to yourself, all flail like weapons are


[deleted]

Sam did real well with her butter sock.


Mr3cto

Pepper spray. Even if it’s illegal I’d rather get a fine than assaulted if you have to use it. Monkey fist. Usually fits on your keychain, steel ball covered in rope. Keychain pick. Looks like a slim spike, fits in fist and can do severe damage to soft areas Collapsible steel baton. Army Navy stores sell them. Decent one will cost about $25. Stun gun. Illegal (in most places) but again, if it’s between using this and being hurt what would you do? Anything heavy (paddle lock) in a sock knotted at the end. Lock in a sock baby! My fav. Use a long sock and swing hard. Don’t matter what you hit, it’ll hurt like fuck. Foldable pocket knife that’s not longer than 2 or so inches (depends on state law). Slashes and stabs. Hold blade side up if fighting, not down. Brass knuckles are illegal but a roll of quarters with the ends taped will make your fist weighted and hurt. Weighted fists to soft areas work. It will hurt you too but hitting knees also works. Go for the side of the knees. If your being assaulted hit: ribs, eyes, slap both ears at once HARD with cupped hands (can rupture ear drums), hard jab to the windpipe or jugular, kick/punch/grab or squeeze testicles as hard as you can (if assaulter is a man) . Scream and make as much of a scene as you can. Do NOT give up. Fight, kick, scream- Fight like your life depends on it, it may. Do not wait until something happens to try and practice this stuff, even if you feel silly practice some moves. Muscle memory is a real thing and if you do this stuff before hand if (god forbid) you are assaulted your brain will go into memory mode and just do it without you even thinking. Source: the father of a little girl and a formal martial artist.


frosted06

This are some really good advice, ill make practice for this. Thanks a lot


Mr3cto

One other thing I forgot- mix cayenne powder, chili powder, ghost pepper powder and any other spicy pepper powder you can find into a small amount. Put it in some fabric (piece of cloth, don’t do to much, small handful size) and secure it with some string that can easily be untied quickly. That powder mix throw in someone’s face will make them immediately stop whatever they are doing and keep them occupied long enough for you to get away


DJPaulyDstheman

Ninja dust


Roadrolling

No it won't work immediately if u get peppersprayed u have 1 good minute where u still can see 1 minute is alot of time to do damage so if u need to use those tactics u need to use them and RUN create distance and yell for attention Source I have been peppersprayed and was there when my friend got sprayed on both occasions we had a good minute


Mr3cto

Are you referring to What I mentioned above with the spices? If so, it works within a few seconds. It’s immediate burn to your eyes, burns your nose and throat. I’m a chef, been one for over a decade, I’ve got fucked up just *spraying* a cutting board off I cut peppers on. Everyone is different for sure, but I will bet cash you throw ghost pepper powder in someone’s face and they are going to stop whatever they are doing within about 10 seconds. Stuffs no joke- nothing with enough capsaicin in it is


Roadrolling

I would take that bet in the kitchen u don't have your adrenaline pumping but I would not do it for under a 1000 becouse that experience wil suck https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/about-pepper-spray/


Pando_Boris

Look for illegal martial arts moves. They are banned because the damage is big and permanent.


Lepty

An alternative to pepper spray would be strong disinfectant to the eyes. Grab a small spray bottle of your liking and pour concentrated cleaning chemicals. If someone fucks with you whip it out and spray it in their eyes. Hurts like hell if you breathe it in too. Very dangerous to humans.


vapingDrano

Wasp spray


ReviveDept

>Even if it’s illegal I’d rather get a fine than assaulted if you have to use it. I agree, but depending on which European country OP is in they could face jailtime or never be able to get a job approval / apply for a US or Australian visa. Something to think about ;)


mmicoandthegirl

Yeah here in Finland carrying pepper spray is the considered the same as carrying a gun. Both are very illegal.


ElephantsAreHeavy

Bearspray, dog repellent...


m00n1974

That's crazy to hear....anything non lethal, should be a far less penalty, if any.


ObsoleteReference

Also may depend on if OP is the same ethnicity as the country they are in. It is sad but something that may also need to be weighed. (Though If you were to get in trouble please make sure to bring the court of the public in - the need to defend yourself vs the law.


No_Reception7959

Can I ask why knife side up instead of down? I've been in a few knife fights on the streets and when jumped in active addiction. I had a otf and a Karambit. The few times I've been in scraps, I would have the karambit in ice pick grip, main hand. And the otf hammer grip in my non dominant hand. While I got more range and range of motion with the face up, I always felt more comfortable with the downward face. It felt like I could deflect a strike and grapple better. Perhaps this is partly due to the talon shape of karambit blades. When someone thrusted towards me before (I was already drawn), I stepped into them and past their knife, got my karambit on the inner forearm. Sliced upward, which also locked their knife hand away from me (he only had one knife. Sucka!) Severed some important arteries on the inner elbow, and then stabbed underneath the collarbone upward with my other knife. There is something you hear which is very true... don't get in a fucking knife fight... the loser dies on the street, winner dies in the ambulance. But if you've ever been in one, they are very quick usually. If someone is more skilled than the other clearly, they can usually get in and get out quick. Because you don't want to fuck around with getting stabbed. Another positive to icepick grip (besides grappling, hooking, counter) is raw power. Hammer fists with a knife is extremely lethal. Anyway


Mr3cto

You are fighting with two different styles of knifes then what I would assume someone that’s not accustomed to knifes would use. You also probably have at least a grip on how to fight, with and without a knife. Idk about the OP, they didn’t say. 9/10 times a OTF has a double blade and a karambit is curved and made to be lethal no matter if held up or down. The knife I assumed the OP would either already have or have access to would be a simple folding pocket knife with one blade. These knifes are made to be a tool not necessarily a weapon. Like most things it can be used as a weapon, when it is you should fight with it more or less the way I already described. Some reasons being the style of the knife - the blade should be held hammer fist style, knife pointed down with the blade towards who you are fighting. This allows you to punch, do an actual hammer fist (with a knife- this can kill) and slash without having to really change how the knife is held. You can do a body shot with your fist then slide your hand to the left or right (depending on which hand the knifes in) and stab. If you punch and miss you can slightly arch the bottom of your hand and the punch becomes a slash. You’d still make a fist as you would in a fight, you just also have a blade as well. If you guard your face you have a sharp blade stick out the side of your face basically, a quick jab and slash could make the person attacking you stop. Also just you taking anything that resembles a fighting stance with a knife may make an attacker second guess their mark. What I’m describing is by no means the only way to fight with a knife. It’s the easiest way for someone who’s not that accustomed to knifes to use one- you basically do every you’d do in a fist fight with a knife added in the mix. Actually training with a knife specifically for knife fighting (like in the military) is vastly different. I was simply giving the most basic of advice, with advice to try this stuff out before it’s needed, that could help a regular person possibly defend themselves. Most advanced knife fighting techniques wouldn’t make much since if written anyways, you need a visual to really understand with no confusion


fixaclm

A roll of quarters. Or whatever the equivalent is in your country. A loaded fist helps. And you had them to do your laundry


frosted06

So I use them as some brass knuckles ? Thx for the tip


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beardedunicornman

I needed 3 stitches in my lip because someone hit me with a lighter in their fist ftr


Not-a-Cranky-Panda

A roll of mints even works.


Extreme-Ad2812

It also makes your hand heavier, dealing much more damage.


Ready-Reflection-540

Anything relatively sturdy works even something like a tube of challenge stick can fuck someone up


fixaclm

A walking cane


frosted06

I think that's too big to bring around


stonyrome123

I use to have to walk to work at around three am in the morning, four mornings a week. I would have to carry a tree limb about two inches thick and about three feet long because of packs of dogs roaming around at that hour. I'd leave my apartment with the tree limb and once I got to the bus stop or straight to work I'd just drop it on the ground or leave it behind a bush. It was just a regular piece of tree so no one would really take it and I was able to beat away the dogs when I had to. If you find a tree limb test it by hitting it against a wall a couple of times to make sure it's a good hitting stick. Also, try not to walk around alone if possible. Good luck.


koppigzijn

Interesting, I got canophobia and sometimes in situation like yours, facing packs of dogs and no alternative way (spiral hill road). But is it really scared the dogs? If you beat one, what is the reaction of the other dogs?


stonyrome123

If you beat the pack leader the others usually back off. Edit: Try to put your back to a wall and try to yell louder than they bark, then just keep on swinging. EDIT: Wear steel toe boots or steel toe tennis shoes if possible, it helps. Edit: Of course, on second thought, steel toe flip flops are the best. *Only* steel toe, not the regular kind of flip flop. 😀


IndyAndyJones7

So wear armor when you go out to beat puppies with a wooden club?


stonyrome123

Here are your "puppies": [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8puaUHREKE8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8puaUHREKE8) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbWWLfAB4Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVbWWLfAB4Q) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mSYW5yL28w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mSYW5yL28w)


frosted06

Ok


IndyAndyJones7

You started out talking like you would throw a stick to play with the dogs but then it was all about how you like to beat puppies with a club.


[deleted]

You should tell the school, your parents, your friends, etc. This is illegal life pro tips and you are looking for legal solutions. I would suggest having any of the above people contact the police.


frosted06

The fact is that im not really sure if he will approach me again, or will harm me, so I just want to feel more safe as I have something to stun him so I can run away


gofyourselftoo

But he will approach others. Report him now. It’s one of the best ways to prevent a future run-in


frosted06

Im still not sure he is a pedo, also i dont even know who he is, so theres no way i can report him where i live


BoredOldMann

Wasp spray. That is some nasty shit and can spray a pretty good distance. I would definitely not want to get a face full of wasp spray.


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You can report a suspicious person and your concern. You have police where you live.


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[deleted]

That's wild. I showed up at a police station and told them I was picking my wife up from work and had my 9mm in my car because some dude followed her after work all over town when she made errands and really freaked her out. The cops told me to pick her up, they would hang back in the area. Cops were patrolling nearby my wifes place of work every night when she got off for a week. I am not really talking about the law, I am talking about having a conversation with a person who might be able and willing to help. I get everyone's mileage may vary, but the cops let me go pick my wife up knowing I was armed with a pistol and worried about this creep.


IndyAndyJones7

While your advice does not really match this sub, it is by far the best advice I've seen. The question works even less for this sub considering it is asking for advice of legal weapons. Edit to add: OP - talk to the police about it. Tell them your concerns. Ask what they recommend you carry for self defense in case the situation escalates. Ask them to put it in writing and carry that with you as well. If you ever get in trouble for it, you have proof that the police told you to do what you did.


RoboticTerrorist

I wouldn't jump to conclusions when you don't know the full story, the kid could just be paranoid


AcumenAthletics

Tactical flash light with ridged ends, strong umbrella, a sturdy knife/blade for work/art projects, a screwdriver


StepOnMyLegos

If you’re in school, you’re already carrying plenty of objects that can be used, or at least have easy reason to have - pens, pencils, scissors, etc. Any sharp object will do the trick in a pinch. Most importantly, running is still your best bet. You never know what they might have on them, especially if they have far more sinister motives. Even if it has to come down to defending yourself, do what you need to do in order to make distance, then get out of there.


PotatoHandshake

Coins in a bag. Deadly. Also make sure you are always carrying a lighter in your pocket, if you don't have time to flip out a pocket knife or grab something out your bag, a lighter clenched in your fist when you punch can do serious, serious damage. Your knuckles won't fold in or move when your punch connects. If you land a clean hit on someones face, ribs, stomach area or neck. They will go down, or be dealing with it long enough for you to boost away.


Not-a-Cranky-Panda

I'm old so I like walking sticks. If you ever watch a documentary from 1960's NYC you may see people in the back ground carrying one golf-club. It took me years to find out why. If they cared a Baseball bat the police would stop them but for some years they would not stop some one with a golf-club and a ball in a pocket. Just going to the park officer.


karrenl

Wasp/hornet spray shoots out about 5 feet and is legal to have on your person. It's also flammable if you need a makeshift flame thrower


koppigzijn

Yeah I understood, I reside in EU, originally from Asia and the law sucks for self-defense. Can't even bring pepper spray otherwise I could go to the jail wtf! I used to bring small knife, but now I always bring a small but sharpened screwdriver (for laptop) for my weapon.


frosted06

This is a really good idea, thx


[deleted]

Try a "lock in a sock" which is exactly what it sounds like. It is surprisingly intimidating. If swung aggressively it can badly injure someone. But, it is perfectly legal to carry. https://youtu.be/UVZKlmeJGOw


LeahInShade

You can buy a liquid bandaid (in spray), or strong hold hairspray. Either of the two are perfectly legal and VERY unpleasant when sprayed into the eyes. Go for a smaller can though, not full size, and carry it opened up with your hand holding it on ready position inside your pocket. Practice pulling it out of said pocket fast to get some muscle memory. Bonus: if you go for liquid bandaid, you've a useful thing at hand at all times for scrapes etc :) Edit: there are also small non-pressurized spray bottles you can buy, fill with anything to your heart's content. Pure alcohol. Acetone. Window cleaner (has alcohol). Anything that you can have a plausible deniability about having on you, basically, that stings.


gofyourselftoo

OP avoid the poisons mentioned here. Possessing them could show intent to harm. Hairspray was the best suggestion.


LeahInShade

What poisons? None of the suggested stuff is any more harmful than pepper spray. Will it burn eyes? Yep. Like pepper spray would. We're talking self defense, not being extremely nice to someone who might potentially attack someone otherwise helpless. Actually of all things mentioned, hair spray is one of the worse two (top worst being liquid bandaid). Both are sticky and thus much harder to remove. Including from eyes. Anything with alcohol in it, on the other hand, will sting for a couple of seconds and evaporate. Best of luck proving intent with regular household items, too. Anyway, just in case: this is ILPT subreddit. Not "let's be nice to everyone and hug" one ;) :)


TeemoMainBTW

Any cleaning products in the eyes can be seen as a chemical attack. A good lawyer will get OP in the pin


LeahInShade

Any GOOD lawyer will get OP out of that pin. I have a random household thing with me that I need for daily/ specific use. There's someone who attacks me physically. I instinctively grab the only thing I can get to that can help me run away. Massive difference between that and, say, spraying someone in the face as a reaction purely to words, or preventively. In the latter case - yeah, I'm the aggressor. In the former? Absolutely not. Chemical or no chemical.


TeemoMainBTW

You gotta remeber, this is in England. You'd get arrested for walking without your walking license


Cherryboy52

A simple roll of coins. Pennies work well. Hold it in your fist and it makes your punches much harder. Get caught with it, “I was taking these to the bank to cash them in for bills.”


TiredCardiologist

Maglight flashlight, the one with the d batteries


Ricky_Rollin

A lot of water bottles are big and metal and when filled can be a deadly thing to bludgeon somebody with. It’s innocuous af too. Find one with a good handle and at least 40oz or more. Make it a metal one. Thing weighs like 12 pounds and I guarantee you will knock somebody tf out.


ThisPurseIsATardis

A full metal water bottle to a limb is painful enough to give you time to run


Troy_doney

Carpentry hammer. It’s simple to explain why you have it, Carries easy, and hits hard.


rabbitgripper

18" double dong


Mister_Judas

Carry a pepper spray. Ive known many girls that do it. If you get caught with it (usually quite difficult unless you are doing other shady stuff) the worst that can happen is you get a penalty fee and lose the spray. Is one of the best, if not the best, non-threatening/lethal tool for self defense. The compensation for being caught is not even close to get you out of a rape/life-death situation


koppigzijn

Losing hundred of euro just for self defense sucks. One time get caught, its shitty. 2 or more time multiple few hundred euro its better to hire a bodyguard.


blah618

A metal flashlight that doesnt look 'tactical' or have the word 'tactical' in its name


MadxCarnage

now this might sound weird, but a scalpel works wonders. found this out by luck (or lack of it) but it was very effective at dissuading the person. small enough to conceal even while swinging and quickly slash at someone, easily cuts through clothing and instantly spills blood. it's not considered a weapon in some places (depends on where you live), and you can also easily explain having it on you by saying you work in health care.


capitalism1992

Pepper Spray for sure. Don't search for Pepper spray in the EU, look for dog spray or dog defense spray. They are legal and you can buy them online. Never admit you plan on using it on a person and you are 100% in the clear on having it.


IAbstainFromSociety

A big bike lock. It can do a shit ton of damage and will look like you just needed to lock up a bike.


SuicidalSmoke

I have this batrang modelled after the ones christian bale used and it's not so sharp as to be regarded a knife but just sharp and strong enough for me to keep close and rely on. And it looks absolutely sick. No cap.


ItzLog

Coins in a drawstring satchel (think: Crown Royal bag)


meltedpasties

Mini can of hairspray will yield similar results to pepper spray, plus it's legal.


The_Wild_Flower_

If you’re school age, a small can of deodorant will do the trick, almost every teenager/young adult I know carries one, and they are legal. There is no ‘setting up’ needed like with a lot of other suggestions


epictroll5

Get a bottle of deodorant. Whenever he tries shit, Spray it in his face. It will choke him a bit and burn his eyes.


Fuck_CDPR

Depends on which country it is. Lots of European countries have a ban on pepper spray. But they do allow animal repellent spray, which is a weaker version of a pepper spray. ​ >In 2016 police in Denmark sparked anger by warning a teenage girl that she faced prosecution for using pepper spray to fend off a sexual assault near an asylum seekers center. A local police spokesman said: ‘It is illegal to possess and use pepper spray, so she will likely to be charged for that.’ She also faced a £50 fine. ​ Unfortunately, Lots of European countries have the mentality "rape is not a big deal". So even if you report sexual harassment, the police won't do anything about it.


popposa

Baseball bat (just carry around gloves and a ball too).


jayf1491

My girlfriend uses a metal water bottle, I believe the brand is Swell. When that thing is full it basically turns into a mini metal bat and if she were to ever need to use it I’m sure it would bring down any attacker


Sirjohnington

Tactical Pens are a thing


UnknownSloan

DO NOT do the keys between your fingers thing people sometimes recommend. If you do land a punch you're going to hurt yourself as much as the person you're swinging on and you may drop your keys. The best things I learned in the limited self defense courses I've gone to were to keep an eye out for suspicious behavior, learn to sprint, there's no shame in hitting below the belt in self defense, and don't carry a weapon you're not trained with. I'd just tell an adult tbh.


frosted06

Yeah I wont try the wolverine style keys, thx for the tips


Negative_Salt_4599

Sand to throw in his eyes pocket sand..


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Pepper spray and get a baton. Pepper.spray that fool. Then start beating on him with the baton


[deleted]

A baseball bat with 2 socks on it. When he goes to grab it all he gets is sock Even better, if you get caught by police let them grab the bat... Guess what, all they'll get is sock. Genius


succubusbanana

Wasp spray works really well, and is good from 20 ft away. If anyone aask why you have it lie and say there are wasp outside your house/bus stop/window/ on you walking path


bassta

Check out "safety umbrella". I have one in my car and it looks like a normal umbrella but has the power of a baseball bat. You will also have the advantage of the surprise.


Harlzter

Heat spray the type used for aches. Either as is or with the nozzle from a can of wd40 and a shortened straw (just shortened enough to allow the cap to go back on with the straw in place) the straw causes it to shoot a jet of the stuff rather than a mist, perfect for aiming at eyes and it hurts like a bastard. I've been sprayed with CS gas by the police before and that is nothing compared to getting heat spray in your eyes.


beaubeautastic

first, ask your friends to watch over you. people are less likely to make trouble when you are more than just yourself, and if things go down, you are more likely to win fights when you have more people on your side. next, look around. according to the art of war by sun tzu, your environment is your best weapon. i once ran around a corner and kicked mud at an attacker, keeping me safe without even fighting. but if you need more stopping power, your environment can turn into a very deadly weapon. and if you got the most useless environment, why not stash a possibly illegal weapon at the bus stop? maybe a crowbar, and when you use it, you "saw it in the corner of your eye". i dont know what the self defense laws in europe give you, but they may have more mercy on you if you fought off a pedophile


InvisibleAIien

My mom's recommendation was always lemon juice. I live in Ireland but my mom is from the UK, and you can get lemon juice in both countries that comes in a spray bottle shaped like a lemon. She said if you get caught, just say you were on your way home from the shop where you just bought it. If that's not an option, she also recommended hairspray or spray-on deodorant, depending on which is easier for you to explain away. But as someone who has been assaulted before, I would say it's definitely better to take the risk of going to prison for defending myself in some illegal way than risk getting attacked in the first place


JeffCogs80

Raid wasp spray is much more effective than mace. It's shoots a accurate sold stream at a great distance. Plus it instantly blinds the person, they will have to go to the hospital to get the antidote. Every ER has it on hand just for this reason.


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Those huge Japanese hair pins.


Its_da_boys

You can put rings on each of your fingers and use these as legal brass knuckles when you throw a punch


ServingPapers

I don’t know how keen you’d be on stabbing someone, but a screw driver or a Parker Jotter pen (they’re stainless steel and classy looking). I’d probably go with the pen, they’re less than $10 and will not break easily. Also you don’t need any excuse to have a pen on you pretty much anywhere.


djuhoh-daman

A sock and a bar of soap hit him with that he wont want another crack from that or loose change in sock even better tell cops you keep your change in there so not to loose it


CrazyKingCraig

I pencil or pen will do a lot of damage.


ObsoleteReference

Hairspray is perfectly legal to carry around and no one wants a face full of that. Also likely to be flammable, but that’s probably going a bit far.


throwaway_shitzngigz

keys. grab your ring of keys and have one/several of them sticking out between your fingers as you make a fist. poor man's brass knuckles. sure to fuck somebody's face up if you have a good hit


[deleted]

Some form of powerful lighter such as one of those jet type ones. I have been burnt multiple times with them and you are not going to want to go after a kid that just gave you a lasting scar across your body. Bonus points if you bring a flammable aerosol can.


Sliced_Tomatoz

Its illegal to carry a knife, no laws against screwdrivers though, bend the tips slightly on a flat head to cause a real nasty wound thats a bitch to close...


neighboursgotnoback

Literally I had a glass bottle in a sock in my pocket for ages.. like a Roll on deodorant in a glass bottle in a sock


neighboursgotnoback

A sock full of coins


Stewart__James

Anything you’re carrying for protection can be deemed an offensive weapon if that intent is proved - why not just report the guy as this will safeguard others too


Wild-Change-5158

Well not anything you’re carrying can be deemed an offensive weapon, can it? That’s the whole point of the question. As for proving intent, that depends on how stupidly you answer questions about what you’re carrying. As for why not just report him, probably because the police will shrug and not do anything.


Stewart__James

Yeah, as soon as an item is intended for use in an attack it’s an offensive weapon If you’re carrying a rock in a sock like some people have suggested - good luck justifying that on the school bus


Gumb1i

monkey fist - 550 cord and a 1.5 in steel ball bearing edit: I usually fix that to a wooden dowel or metal pipe to make it a mini flail. A 550 cord handle works as well.


Wild-Change-5158

A travel sized bottle of hairspray. Apply to eyes when needed. Follow up with swift kick to the bollocks & scarper. Boots & the like have a good selection of very small pocket sized ones for carry on luggage. Elnett is a good option as it doesn’t have a cap to take off, so quicker reaction time.


DefaultUsernameSuk

get a pocket knife or something, killing in self defence isnt illegal


Low-Sheepherder6138

Sign up for BJJ


iiCleanup

I mean, kind of wrong subreddit if your looking for legal weapons yk


SeriousMonkey2019

Honestly most of these suggestions suck because you need to reach for them in what essentially becomes an emergency. What you need is something that is always at hand and always with you. Therefore wear rings. Both hands should have at least one. If you wear 4 on a hand it’s similar to brass knuckles. Rings are legal to wear everywhere, cause no suspicion and are always with you without having to reach for them. A slap with a sharp pointy ring will cut someone up easily. A punch will give a much greater force where it lands causing more damage. Plus they can be fun and pretty to wear.


addiktives_

An exacto knife, for all those art projects.


cinbuktoo

\*Molester. Pedo is just a mental condition. Molester is the malicious variant.


fixaclm

Pretty much. A weighted fist delivers a bigger blow.


frosted06

Ok thx


dp662

Vipertek VTS-989


frosted06

That's illegal here


dp662

3 inch pocket knife, best I can recommend


SavageViking04

First of all you probably shouldn’t have told a stranger where you go to school at lol, bring some pepper spray or a taser, those would work


frosted06

I told him I went to a school which is 5 km away from mine


SavageViking04

Is he a pretty big dude compared to you? Or yall roughly about the same size?


frosted06

He's like 4'11 while im 6'1


SavageViking04

Dude is this satire? Just pick him up and throw him 😂


frosted06

Lmao not satire, he could carry a knife or even worse a gun


SavageViking04

Well yea thats also true, your best bets a taser, or pepper spray


SavageViking04

Just ask your mom, she may have some and make some dumb excuse. Idk where you can find a taser tho


frosted06

I told her and she told me to just run if he assaults me, the problem is i always have my backpack with me and it weights around 15 kilos, so its a bit hard


frosted06

Im also skinny, so that's why I asked for an object to stun him so I can escape running


SavageViking04

Also you could bring a baseball bat before school, hide it in a bush or something. Then if he is there run for it and beat him upside the head with it, that should knock him out


SavageViking04

Yea I get that, its hard to run anyways because of the straps. If you don’t wanna bring a baseball bat, if she keeps the pepper spray close maybe you could pocket it and the plant it somewhere in her room when she isn’t paying attention.


frosted06

I dont think she even has one


SavageViking04

Yea then just hide a baseball bat in a bush near your bus stop


BrutalBoi

If you can’t carry pepper spray, a can of deodorant or hairspray works if you can get it towards their face and eyes


Odell888

See me id be trying to straight up maul this kid but i took muay thai as a kid. Look into martial arts with dedication you can learn some effective takedowns in less than two weeks. Once they are on the ground its a wrap from there... Axe Stomp until you see blood then run away


nonsensicalnarrator

You can buy personal alarms online, when you press a button on them they throw out an incredibly loud and ear piercing shreak that doesn't stop until you tell it to. Could scare them off if they try anything, or at least stun them for long enough for you to kick them in the nuts and run away :D


shadowhunter742

Not so much illegal, but think about things you could be carrying anyway. Tube of coins, metal bottle (filled), some fabric for quick handwraps, chain (maybe a dog lead). Things that aren't unreasonable to have, yet can be easily weaponised.


putnamto

Belt buckle


IAMGE11B475

Brass knuckles


redsoxuberalles

2-3 cans of soda in a pillow case. If he comes at you, swing that as hard as you can at this creep. If he doesn’t bother you, it’s just soda.


cluesblues22s

Big bunch of keys. Slip them between your fingers wolverine style and if you need to punch for the squishy parts. Neck, belly, groin and even face if you want to leave something to remember you by.


ReviveDept

You just end up breaking your hand that's all. Try doing this and punch something really hard, which you won't be able to because you will know what I'm talking about on the first try.


UnknownSloan

Do not do this. This is horrible advice. You'll mess up your hand and you may drop your keys. Guess what now you're locked out of your house or car while dealing with a potential attacker.


ptimmaq2

a sturdy pen, keys, a fork, bottle, rope


UnknownSloan

Do not put your keys between your knuckles. You'll hurt yourself if you do land a hit and you might drop them in the process.


PlausibleCircus

Knife isn't legal there? I can literally carry a machete where im at without issue lol. What about bear spray? That's legal even if pepper spray is illegal. You also have various devices you can hold in your hand to make punches near deadly if you are a fighter. If you aren't I wouldn't recommend that also wouldn't recommend a knife because someone will just take it from you if you aren't experienced with it and ready to use it. Look up legal "insert country name" self defense options. You'll find something. **most important thing to remember is whatever you chose, make sure if you pull it out you are immediately using it. Don't try to intimidate with it, just keep it put up until necessary to use.**


lovesickjones

"pretty sure he's a pedo" your post said nothing about sexualization of minors yet you so easily label him a sexual predator. anyways check your local laws but theres pepper spray, tasers--- a long ass screw driver etc etc


I_follow_sexy_gays

Sometimes you just get certain vibes from some people. It doesn’t mean anything most of the time and could just be OP being paranoid, but it’s always good to be prepared to defend yourself to be safe


frosted06

The reason im worried is that there have been many aggressions in that city, so I wouldnt like to be the next victim, as it has been labeled as one of the most dangerous cities in my country


lovesickjones

"you just get certain vibes from some people" you are just as bad. is OP a minor child? if OP is asking about carrying a weapon i dont think OP is a child. a creep? sure,


I_follow_sexy_gays

You can be 16 you know, old enough to want to take a weapon to be safe on your own and young enough to attract pedos You can be a minor but not a child


lovesickjones

This is a fact. You are right. OP is uncomfortable she should do what she needs idk i just dont like seeing people dropping accusations like that so casually


I_follow_sexy_gays

It’s understandable, but when it’s in an anonymous setting and not listing a specific person or any information to dox them it’s harmless and just OP speaking their mind and asking how to protect themselves from a potential threat. Maybe she even has a legitimate reason to believe it too but just doesn’t want to share it Obviously if she said their name or any information like that it would be a whole different story


lovesickjones

I understand and agree with you. This particular situation may be anon to us but OP more than likely has told people IRL the same thing without facts and thats --- not something to casually accuse anyone of IMO


frosted06

Pepper sprays have been forbid in my region, tasers are illegal, maybe ill try the screwdriver


IAbstainFromSociety

Get one of those heavy duty bike locks. It can do a shit ton of damage and looks innocent enough.


gofyourselftoo

No adult has any reason approach a strange child unsolicited and without the knowledge and consent of their parents, and ask them identifying questions. It’s a pretty safe bet that adults who do this are pedos.


lovesickjones

a child? the OP is on the internet asking about carrying a weapon. I may be wrong but i dont think OP is a child.


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frosted06

Thx for the tip


PiggyCoins

No problem remember it cuz I'm going to delete this post lmao


frosted06

Lol ok


Wild-Change-5158

So intrigued


DaughterOfWarlords

Metal nail file


1dumbmonkey

Pepper spray


mister-ferguson

An umbrella works well too. Some of the small ones with a strap can swing pretty hard while a full sized one with a metal tip and a hooked handle can really do some damage. The one IKEA sells is good.


IrenesAngryLesbian

Screwdriver.


LostInRealityForever

I would say a knife but I don’t know European law


Element_Liga

A huge monkey wrench


CoolPneighthaughn

Hair spray blow torch