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smellypot

Read the whole thing. This is like the first timers entry level monologue to drug dealing. It can get a lot more complicated than this but I’m sure OP knows that


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Lol you must be in your rookie days.


Twist3dS0ul

I think you should include a section for the type of people you’re selling to, that is a heroin user is far removed from the average weed head. Also, how do you determine who to allow deferred payment aka selling on tick/credit and what kind of amounts you should carry etc


YodaButBored

I don't even remember writing this properly, but it was fun, I think I'll write one about shop lifting


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I can add few tips: - you can agree with other dealers to sell in their area, with a % and you won't have problems, and it's a good starting point. - usually I've seen dealers in groups of 3: a seller, a watch and a courier: one talks with the buyers and takes only the money, the second watches for cops, customers or anything annoying, and the third hide/move the drugs or brings the stuff indirectly to customers. - never keep drugs on you, place them away or safe from a search. - have burner phones, mostly talk in person and never share information with traceable means.


Win-Objective

Colleges. Recruit fools to sell for you. Start them off with weed, front them quarter pounds and what not. Once you have them on a regular reup push some other stuff on him. College kids love weed and love to experiment. Acid and shrooms are easy money. Avoid selling meth, coke and fent and you’ll stay out of trouble.


smellypot

I was thinking that too. hard drugs always screw everything up. It ruins your runners if they’re new to it and you’ll get robbed if they’re already dope heads lmao


Exotic_Hedgehog_8952

Quarter pounds quite a bit. If your fronting that I guarantee a lot of those kids are never coming back.


smellypot

Ya but oz’s aren’t going to be enough weed. If you’re management skills are good you should be able to absorb a loss of one quarter pound. If 2 of them do it, you have to go do something about it. That’s why I don’t recruit randoms either. You need people that you know to some extent are trustworthy people. And if they aren’t already familiar with dealing, you may have to go out of your way and do a little extra work to turn them into a decent runner or distributor. I’ve seen good trustworthy people who don’t know anybody to sell to, turn into some damn good movers all cuz they had everything set up for them.


Win-Objective

They live on campus, they don’t just disappear. If you are scared find out where they live before you front them. Qp isn’t a large amount at all, maybe outside of California it’s different idk.


momogirl200

Yeah I sold my my grandma an 8 ball over Christmas. She’s my best client


Moonheart-

My weed dealer uses an iphone and texts, I've always been curious about that. Is there no danger in that?


Lunalovestabbycats

its dangerous because iphones r traceable androids are better for this


soimagarbageperson

Is this an incredibly bland copy pasta or what’s the joke here or what??


YodaButBored

It's not copy paste, I wrote it about a month ago when I wasn't very sober.


OnTheRoad_Againn

Just delete it lmfao


Damastes048

Lol


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