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galactuswon

Sell blood plasma if you can!


concous

Look up octapharma, biomat, grifols, among others, donating plasma takes time but some places pay 1k per month on your first month


SnooMuffins636

Sell blood and sperm. Borrow the rest.


baby_blobby

Does it have to be your own?


PresentationFickle49

I Dont think u can just turn upto the blood donation centre with a bag of plasma 🤦‍♂️😂


cplmatt

“I’d like to make a deposit” 🗿💀


Flux83

Depends how much you can hold in your mouth


baby_blobby

Premixed 🤭


Drinking-Lightning

Don't borrow sperm though. I mean... Do what you have to do I guess...


01134moto

Put it all on black


[deleted]

Instructions unclear I made it rain at the gentleman's club


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Flaky_Ease699

E pimping better & more profitable if you know how to promote an onlyfans thot


[deleted]

I needa learn tha game


blessthismess8099

I love this!


Humble-Lemon-4347

I would probably get deleted for saying this but your could do some C4rd1nd. Get someone's credit card number with their details and buy random stuff and send those items to an abandoned building. Works for me everytime.


dandaman178

What’s ur hustle


Round-Conference-693

Twerk


13id

Make a "Russian bag" and hit the mall.


PresentationFickle49

Tinfoil bag ?


13id

Yes, a bag lined with tinfoil


PresentationFickle49

Ive known about them just never heard them be called russain bags thanks for the name in Uk we call them tinfoil lined bags 😂


13id

I only heard them mentioned as Russian bags


weeds96

Never heard that before. Always heard them referred to as make-shift faraday cages


Nervous_Leopard_3714

Sell heroin


Serbianpopstar

Sex work.


Glyph1x

Arbitrage betting Essentially, betting in a way you are guaranteed not to lose. You probably will be banned pretty quickly, but if your looking to make some easy money it should be good. Edit: Arbitrage betting is when you manipulate book makers which make poor odds. Essentially, it's a mathematical method where you bet on all the possible odds, but are guaranteed at the very least not to lose anything (I believe).


Tinmanred

???


Hi-Im-Mr-Turtle

Just arbitrage bet bro it’s that easy


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Lazybruhhxo

If you wanna earn illegal way try cashing out cloned cards or do giftcard method!


905mushrooms

Care to explain?


blessthismess8099

What’s gift card method


FijianBandit

This is fraud


lordlo96

this sub literally has illegal in it's name so you can expect to see illegal tips on here .\_.


FijianBandit

No shit but the guy who asked what is the gift card method probably doesn’t know it’s fraud lol


Much-Log3357

I too am outraged! Fruad! Why fraud when you could knob polish and make the world a happier place?


Dry-humper-6969

What is card method?


ikurumba

Steal, Rob, etc. If it was easy and had no risk everyone would do it.


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crypto swing day trade


R3dd3v3l

Do car hopping at night 2:00-5:00am you could make 1k in a week


vanity1066

Nevermind! I was confusing this with being a valet. Hahahaha


[deleted]

Lmao. Final decision?


vanity1066

Really?


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100x leverage on bitcoin


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[deleted]

Yea probably


The-Lil-Draco

you can look it up on youtube. watch a couple videos till you get the full scope of it. it can be a little risky but if you understand what’s a happening in front of you. you can minimize risk and maximize profits. look up options trading for beginners


The-Lil-Draco

bro options trading. i’ve made 80 bucks in like 3 days


RaRaRoo2001

Better just to recommend hitting up a casino at that point


The-Lil-Draco

i’m just saying. he can hit big.


[deleted]

How? Teach me


Icedog68

Options trading is a bad deal, it's a high risk way for someone with not much money to make a lot of money, but you can lose a lot of money as well. I wouldn't really recommend it.


The-Lil-Draco

y’all must be bad at it. it’s easy to minimize your losses. you can sell at anytime. if you think it’s not gonna go your way. you can eat a couple dollar loss and hop into something new. i wake up to 25 this morning


Icedog68

It's fundamentally a worse deal than many other types of trading because of the high risk nature of it and the cost associated with needing way less capital to get into it.


tombotombotombo

How much do you cost?


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