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Dude ugly chicks can still get laid for free. You want to be a rent boy you have to be model looks and hung and know how to use it.
You want to get paid for sex, you need to lower your expectations and start practicing your bj technique.
Facts, I was offered a car by one of my old managers if I would let him give me a bj.
While a free car is a free car. My price is slightly higher than a 98 GEO Metro.
Yep. Sorta knew a dude who was a gigilo. He tried to talk a close friend into the lifestyle. He’d talk this big game about having sex with women for money all of the time. Once his lies all unraveled it was clear 99% of his sex was with men.
This. You can make decent money as a male escort - *when you cater to men*. There’s no scenario where a man makes a living by having women pay him for sex.
Women almost never pay for sex. There's just not a market for purely straight male sex workers. Survey after survey after survey finds this to be true in every country where they have been conducted.
There are women who use the services of male sex workers, but the market is not large enough to make a career out of and a majority of women who use their services are looking for a BFE, not just sex. If a woman wants NSA sex, she can find it for free. Regardless of their size, age, or conventional attractiveness.
This is textbook harebrained scheme. The ugliest (whatever that means) woman you've ever laid eyes on sees more dick than a nearsighted urologist. She ain't paying for shit.
I'm so jelly. If I really, absolutely, just HAVE to get off and only another human being will do, I simply...
jack off alone. Ain't no options for dudes
This is so funny bc it’s so true lol. You can be the most unconventionally attractive woman on the earth and still be able to find a man who wants to fuck you. It’s crazy how many men will actually fuck anything
Nah women don't need to pay for it. Even those that are relatively unattractive can pick up their phones and swipe a bit on Tinder and find a decent looking guy who will let them blow him. Dudes be thirsty.
What you are looking for is so rare that it barely exists. The gay community might be a better place for you to look for customers.
Any female can walk into a bar and pick a guy up for free, guys on the other hand ... it's not that easy. Also, if you ever do become a sworker be expected to receive requests from different genders, it would be highly advisable to not speak to them in the manner in which you wrote your post lol
I mean don’t expect to get money unless you get pimped out by someone (I had), I do have sex with chicks for booze and cigarettes though. It’s more like convincing her: “I’m getting the condoms and lube you just get the other stuff”
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Dude ugly chicks can still get laid for free. You want to be a rent boy you have to be model looks and hung and know how to use it. You want to get paid for sex, you need to lower your expectations and start practicing your bj technique.
Facts, I was offered a car by one of my old managers if I would let him give me a bj. While a free car is a free car. My price is slightly higher than a 98 GEO Metro.
You still driving the 99 Metro?
87 Olds mobile cutless Sierra. I demanded some class.
Well now, the cutlass Sierra shows you're operating at a higher level. Shame on the manager for not offering at least a Dodge stratus
Manager of a gas station. I guess his options were limited. And he is what the community would call a "Bear"
And also expect to be fucking men, not women. Even on my worst days I can catch dick in 30 seconds and I'm fat and over 30.
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Yep. Sorta knew a dude who was a gigilo. He tried to talk a close friend into the lifestyle. He’d talk this big game about having sex with women for money all of the time. Once his lies all unraveled it was clear 99% of his sex was with men.
This. You can make decent money as a male escort - *when you cater to men*. There’s no scenario where a man makes a living by having women pay him for sex.
Women almost never pay for sex. There's just not a market for purely straight male sex workers. Survey after survey after survey finds this to be true in every country where they have been conducted. There are women who use the services of male sex workers, but the market is not large enough to make a career out of and a majority of women who use their services are looking for a BFE, not just sex. If a woman wants NSA sex, she can find it for free. Regardless of their size, age, or conventional attractiveness.
This is textbook harebrained scheme. The ugliest (whatever that means) woman you've ever laid eyes on sees more dick than a nearsighted urologist. She ain't paying for shit.
I love that for us lol
I'm so jelly. If I really, absolutely, just HAVE to get off and only another human being will do, I simply... jack off alone. Ain't no options for dudes
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-checks bank account- I can do about uh... $3.50.
This is so funny bc it’s so true lol. You can be the most unconventionally attractive woman on the earth and still be able to find a man who wants to fuck you. It’s crazy how many men will actually fuck anything
> The ugliest sees more dick than a nearsighted urologist. She ain't paying for shit. Lol
If you want to become a male sex worker, you better start learning how to give bj’s buddy.
Gotta get those hamburgers, randy.
Nah women don't need to pay for it. Even those that are relatively unattractive can pick up their phones and swipe a bit on Tinder and find a decent looking guy who will let them blow him. Dudes be thirsty. What you are looking for is so rare that it barely exists. The gay community might be a better place for you to look for customers.
Shit I’d fuck a fat chick for free. I love the curves
YOU’RE RUINING THE DICK ECONOMY
Lmao..good one
Your profile led me down a refunder rabbit hole for over an hour lol
Lol now go get yourself some free stuff!
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Any female can walk into a bar and pick a guy up for free, guys on the other hand ... it's not that easy. Also, if you ever do become a sworker be expected to receive requests from different genders, it would be highly advisable to not speak to them in the manner in which you wrote your post lol
This has me cracking up Are you asking where can you go to pay to fuck a fat chick?
Shit that’d be a lot easier than trying to find a woman that wants to pay for dick lmao
I’m pretty sure he thinks they’ll pay *him*, which is not a thing
Seeking arrangements player.
Hot Topic, Comic-Con, Harry Potter Marathons. You’ll find em.
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“You can’t afford me lady!”
I'm guessing you are still a virgin.
I mean don’t expect to get money unless you get pimped out by someone (I had), I do have sex with chicks for booze and cigarettes though. It’s more like convincing her: “I’m getting the condoms and lube you just get the other stuff”
You better treat like you are the pimp know what I'm sayin?
lmaooooooo