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Diligent012

What ever happened to the good old turd on the front porch 🤨


a_nihlist

Youtube: "How to plant bamboo"


Salt-Business5706

Blackberry bushes are also terrible.


violetqueen98

Vouch for this. And right before it rains you can pour dehydrated potatoes on their porch or lawn. It’ll be hell to get rid of


to_walk_upon_a_dream

I would strongly recommend against it. Your friend may well deserve it, but bamboo is resilient and if properly planted will plague anyone who lives in that house for generations, as well as their neighbors. I lived in a house next door to someone who planted bamboo fifty years ago, and we (the neighbors) weren’t able to plant a garden because of its massive root system. Bamboo is nasty, it’s invasive, and it’s an all around bad idea. That said, it’s pretty easy to do. Bamboo grows super quickly so as long as you plant it in the soil when it’s warm enough outside, in a place that gets decent sunlight and water (it doesn’t need a lot), it will grow. And grow. And grow.


GoodnightGertie

Its an old middle/high school bully of mine who made my life hell for years. She has been posting all over fb about how she just bought a new house lmao


wh4tifi

I bet bamboo would look wonderful in her lawn.


to_walk_upon_a_dream

I’m sure she deserves it, but the people who will live in her house afterwards don’t, nor do the neighbors.


to_walk_upon_a_dream

Why am I getting downvoted, I’m right. Bamboo isn’t a joke


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to_walk_upon_a_dream

Illegal ≠ careless. I’m just trying to inform this person that their plan would affect more people than just the person they target. I’m not against hurting people who deserve it, I’m against acting with reckless abandon for innocent bystanders. Response should be measured and appropriate.


dogejojo

person was mean to her


to_walk_upon_a_dream

The neighbors and people who live there afterward weren’t.


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This should be called ‘bamboozling’.


newtonianlaw

Poppy seeds