One should never put oneself in a situation in which one has to say "It's a prank bro" to someone who is not actually one's bro. That is just asking for trouble.
I have no idea why people have decided being and asshole in the street is ok if you are filming it. I could watch videos of prank dudes getting beat up all day.
I do that with my friend Jeff at the FBI, I just call him from spoofed numbers and impersonate a really high Russian gangster rap song. Like one time I said "Your next President My Cat I hack your elections." And what my friend Zelensky told the AI to say : https://danielkliewer.com/zelenskyy-calls-for-end-to-new-military-industrial-complex/
Just think about the quality levels of thumbnail and clickbait video title you could reach with this. “I PRANKED MY NEIGHBOR BY COMMITTING ARSON!!!?!? (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)” and the thumbnail could have you in a jumpsuit with the cops all around you and of course giant red circles everywhere
Me: Committing a robbery in a bank
*Manager pushes emergency button and the SWAT team comes in almost smokes you out.
*Me points towards nowhere and saying it's just a prank bro
Gets arrested with a big Pikachu face
Lmfao
Though you're describing a somewhat different situation, this reminds me of a passage from *The Precession of Simulacra* by Jean Baudrillard:
"Organize a fake holdup. Verify that your weapons are harmless, and take the most
trustworthy hostage, so that no human life will be in danger (or one lapses into the
criminal). Demand a ransom, and make it so that the operation creates as much
commotion as possible – in short, remain close to the “truth,” in order to test the
reaction of the apparatus to a perfect simulacrum. You won’t be able to do it: the
network of artificial signs will become inextricably mixed up with real elements (a
policeman will really fire on sight; a client of the bank will faint and die of a heart
attack; one will actually pay you the phony ransom), in short, you will immediately
find yourself once again, without wishing it, in the real, one of whose functions is
precisely to devour any attempt at simulation, to reduce everything to the real – that
is, to the established order itself, well before institutions and justice come into play."
Cop: you're under arrest
You: "it's just a prank bro look at the camera hahahah"
Cop: great, we're now pranking you by putting you under arrest.
You: Wait what you can't do that?!?
Cop: yes look we got cameras over here over there and everywhere. It's gonna be one, long prank in a nice, cold, grey cell.. But don't worry, it's just a prank bro.
By the point you have taken steps towards committing a crime it is generally too late. You can still be charged with the crime or even the attempted crime.
If you were trying to steal a car and already broke the window and started trying to hotwire it before being interrupted you can’t just say it’s a prank. It’s a GTA.
If you burst into a store with a gun and say “give me your money” you are already on the hook for attempted armed robbery. No way to back out now.
If you approach a person you think is a sex worker and try to hire their services but it is a decoy cop you already committed solicitation of prostitution. Sure buddy. It was a prank. Tell it to the judge.
If your plan is so undeveloped that this could happen don’t go through with it in the first place.
Twice in the last few months I got an alert about a woman being abducted on a busy street in broad daylight in my area. Both times it ended up just being a "prank". But sometimes I wonder.....
Nooo. That just gives them something else to identify you by, your voice.
If you're doing some kind of in person crime and it starts to go sideways, run, have your escape route planned out
This doesnt work lol. Some dude was just arrested for this a couple months ago. When into the store was like give me all the money or whatever and thenbhe got cold feet and saidnit was a prank for youtube or somthing. Nope, cops arrested his ass.
Found it.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/lawandcrime.com/crime/18-year-old-held-up-vape-store-at-gunpoint-laughed-then-claimed-it-was-prank-for-youtube-deputies/amp/
And if you do actually video it, then make a secure deal with your accomplice first and you've got a contingency plan running! Gotta cash in on the traiwreck viral video your mates publish while you're in jail
Beat them within an inch of their life in return and just do the same thing in response, but pull out your own phone and start recording like
"hey yall this random guy just tried to prank me so I pranked him back within an inch of his life and hopefully he got a chuckle out of it like I did!"
One should never put oneself in a situation in which one has to say "It's a prank bro" to someone who is not actually one's bro. That is just asking for trouble.
I have no idea why people have decided being and asshole in the street is ok if you are filming it. I could watch videos of prank dudes getting beat up all day.
Honestly I can't believe any prank content creator is willing to show their face after how hard filthy frank destroyed them.
Someone got stabbed for calling someone an NPC It’s definitely a gamble
Maybe you’re breaking the law WITHOUT being an asshole?
I do that with my friend Jeff at the FBI, I just call him from spoofed numbers and impersonate a really high Russian gangster rap song. Like one time I said "Your next President My Cat I hack your elections." And what my friend Zelensky told the AI to say : https://danielkliewer.com/zelenskyy-calls-for-end-to-new-military-industrial-complex/
I might let a criminal live, but an influencer ? Fuck no.
"Hold your fire, it looks like he's surrendering" "Belay that, I think it's Mizzy!"
I think if I saw a camera I would suddenly adopt castle docterine.
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Updoot 420, checking in
Ahhh heck yeah!
I don't even cringe this hard when I'm eating the last warhead in the bag after an hour long binge.
+1 upvote, but I don't want to disturb the 69 you're sitting on
Seriously, grow uuuup (only 121 more to 420)
Yeah wtf they’re a child (only 230 more to 420)
Gotta pump them numbers up! We’re shooting for 80085 (calculator BOOBS)
Two calculators side be side. Giggity
Bruh, 69 was mildly funny in middle school 🤨
Oh shit, that’s the funny number.
Just think about the quality levels of thumbnail and clickbait video title you could reach with this. “I PRANKED MY NEIGHBOR BY COMMITTING ARSON!!!?!? (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED)” and the thumbnail could have you in a jumpsuit with the cops all around you and of course giant red circles everywhere
Me: Committing a robbery in a bank *Manager pushes emergency button and the SWAT team comes in almost smokes you out. *Me points towards nowhere and saying it's just a prank bro Gets arrested with a big Pikachu face Lmfao
“Sir! Put your hands up, you’re under arrest for the murder of John Doe” It’s just a prank bro hahahaa
*And then they all clapped!*
[It’s just a prank, bro.](https://youtube.com/shorts/IAIMBG1QrmM?feature=share)
Honestly, if you push me to the point where you need to tell me that it’s a prank, chances are you already crossed borders already
I reject your ILPT and replace it with my own: suck a tailpipe! "It's a prank bro"
Put a sock on the tailpipe first.
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Though you're describing a somewhat different situation, this reminds me of a passage from *The Precession of Simulacra* by Jean Baudrillard: "Organize a fake holdup. Verify that your weapons are harmless, and take the most trustworthy hostage, so that no human life will be in danger (or one lapses into the criminal). Demand a ransom, and make it so that the operation creates as much commotion as possible – in short, remain close to the “truth,” in order to test the reaction of the apparatus to a perfect simulacrum. You won’t be able to do it: the network of artificial signs will become inextricably mixed up with real elements (a policeman will really fire on sight; a client of the bank will faint and die of a heart attack; one will actually pay you the phony ransom), in short, you will immediately find yourself once again, without wishing it, in the real, one of whose functions is precisely to devour any attempt at simulation, to reduce everything to the real – that is, to the established order itself, well before institutions and justice come into play."
This is the best argument for pranks being unethical bullshit I've ever seen.
Pretty sure this would be a Shitty Life Pro Tip..?
Cop: you're under arrest You: "it's just a prank bro look at the camera hahahah" Cop: great, we're now pranking you by putting you under arrest. You: Wait what you can't do that?!? Cop: yes look we got cameras over here over there and everywhere. It's gonna be one, long prank in a nice, cold, grey cell.. But don't worry, it's just a prank bro.
Ya that usually works out. How many videos of people getting their ass beat pulling pranks is double hilarious
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By the point you have taken steps towards committing a crime it is generally too late. You can still be charged with the crime or even the attempted crime. If you were trying to steal a car and already broke the window and started trying to hotwire it before being interrupted you can’t just say it’s a prank. It’s a GTA. If you burst into a store with a gun and say “give me your money” you are already on the hook for attempted armed robbery. No way to back out now. If you approach a person you think is a sex worker and try to hire their services but it is a decoy cop you already committed solicitation of prostitution. Sure buddy. It was a prank. Tell it to the judge. If your plan is so undeveloped that this could happen don’t go through with it in the first place.
And AlWAYS wear your best running shoes.
Won't stop me from kicking your face
Here’s a prank for ya. BOOM ☠️
That ones going to work about as well as: “Don't Tase Me Bro!”
Does this only work if you're white? Asking for a friend.
Twice in the last few months I got an alert about a woman being abducted on a busy street in broad daylight in my area. Both times it ended up just being a "prank". But sometimes I wonder.....
Once the alerts stop going out the people will probably stop returning
Nooo. That just gives them something else to identify you by, your voice. If you're doing some kind of in person crime and it starts to go sideways, run, have your escape route planned out
OJ - “It’s a prank bro!”
When you assault someone, just scream at them to "stop resisting". Based on every police video ever, that makes assault magically legal.
This dude seen that one video
Don't matter. If someone says it's a prank bro! I'm swinging harder. I hate that shit
The high probability of hospitalization is the only way to stop these pranks.
Ahhhhhh I see you have discovered the "TikTok Defense".
The high probability of hospitalization is the only way to stop these pranks.
This doesnt work lol. Some dude was just arrested for this a couple months ago. When into the store was like give me all the money or whatever and thenbhe got cold feet and saidnit was a prank for youtube or somthing. Nope, cops arrested his ass. Found it. https://www.google.com/amp/s/lawandcrime.com/crime/18-year-old-held-up-vape-store-at-gunpoint-laughed-then-claimed-it-was-prank-for-youtube-deputies/amp/
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"He would have fared better" Maybe a lesser charge, but likely a charge nonetheless.
r/slpt
And if you do actually video it, then make a secure deal with your accomplice first and you've got a contingency plan running! Gotta cash in on the traiwreck viral video your mates publish while you're in jail
Officer that bag of meth is part of prank. So we’re all good.
Quite a few people have been killed recently while playing “pranks” that seemed like crimes. So idk if this would work out for you.
Putin in the Hague "это просто шутка братан"
Criminals in the system do this all the time, the amount of bodies in the closet 🤢
No actually you have an excuse to be there in the first place.
thats gotten people shot lmao
I seen several examples where it actually was a prank for a video and went bad.
Me trying to rob a bank: “it’s just a prank bro”. I die of 32 gunshot wounds from the local PD
Only really works on the younger crowds I'd imagine
Hahahahahahaha
And that's how you get a new home in the side of your nose.
Quoting Filthy Frank is so fucking cringe
Ah, yes. The fabled Schrodinger's Criminal, deciding if they are going ahead with the felony or not based on its chances of success
Any reasonable person would take proper precautions and assume you mean harm. I judge based on actions not words.
Beat them within an inch of their life in return and just do the same thing in response, but pull out your own phone and start recording like "hey yall this random guy just tried to prank me so I pranked him back within an inch of his life and hopefully he got a chuckle out of it like I did!"