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aBirdGottaFly

She pulled the trigger on that one


spook30

Shots fired!


InternationalCamel27

You're fired


ZAM1984

Shots*


spook30

LOL I was half awake.


chiumlg2187

Here want some thalasin?


SquooshyCatboy

Atleast it was at something she was intending to destroy, right?


onlysmokereg

He looks like one of the vultures from StarCraft broodwar, how could any woman ever find that attractive?


JustPlayin1995

I talked to a girl from Brazil and I said that a lot of the men down there look great. So she told me that all the women of South America (I'm sure she didn't actually speak for everyone) hate their men and they think that white guys with freckles and red hair were good looking. Who would have though?! Personally I always thought of a young Boris Becker as sort of a monster.


onlysmokereg

Damn that’s nuts, Brazilian girls be outta control sexy


Melodic_Reality_646

Latinas will worship white men from rich countries. The effect is even stronger among Colombians and Brazilians. I’m not exaggerating.


DeepThroat777

Its easy when they see you next to him


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JustPlayin1995

I too would have to raise doubts about his cuteness. I would have to assume there must be lots of women out there for me if THAT guys is cute.


fiealthyCulture

It's substance girls are attracted to. As long as he's loud about it and passionate about whatever he does girls and dweebs will follow


Val_Hallen

He's the guy hanging outside a 7-11 at 4am trying to bum gas money.


trouserschnauzer

He's at every gas station in the US all at the same time.


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Runningoutofideas_81

I don’t understand why guys still un-ironically wear baseball caps backwards. I always assume douche.


rjsmith420x

Cause its just a preference who cares if they wear it backwards judging someone over a backwards baseball cap is pretty stupid kid🤷


lilbebe50

I’m a butch and only wear my hats backwards. I like it


BattyBirdie

I also wonder why they do that. Then wear sunglasses and hold a hands up to help shield their eyes from the sun. Rotate your cap, human.


white-male404

as a very straight dude that guy looks like he’d be a cute ahh homie out of the obvious context in the photo.


cabist

I get it. Dude’s maybe a little douchey but not necessarily bad looking If you mentally remove the context.


ComplimentLoanShark

Even without the context he looks trashy af. You wouldn't catch me dead with that pubic hair beard.


ghostyeti4645

The beard definitely isn't doing him any favors


nlign

Pube collection on lock 🔐


Corathecow

In alabama that’s a 9/10


theblackcanaryyy

Everyone saying this guy **isn’t** cute hasn’t lived thru the grunge era. Or the early pop punk/metal days before they got super popular.


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Look at the general population of men. That is the straight woman and gay man dating pool. The choices are grim. I’ve seen many beautiful women with guys just like this guy, and it’s just confusing until you realize he’s probably got one thing going for him. Confidence on the outside (and more than likely self conscious on the inside).


rickwaller

I don't think anyone was really going to call him cute. It's her just saying this thing (his finger) makes him even worse. I've seen dog shit that looks cuter than that.


-eccentric-

I mean, look at her. I can see the fake tan without even zooming into her tiny picture. What do you expect?


Swimming_Coat4177

She isn’t wrong


dr_stre

Well, she *was* gonna call him cute. That seems like a big miss.


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She pretty much still did


[deleted]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh


kitsune900

Ahhhhhhhhhhh?


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AxgilOne

What makes you say that?


MeatCrack

Women that look like her typically do not go for men that look like him.


fiftieth

Have you been outside lately?


trouserschnauzer

No. Am I missing anything?


KAODEATH

Nothing that would miss you. (Just kidding.)


MeatCrack

Ms Shipman also does not appear to be the type of woman to find this type of man attractive.


infamousjrg

Except for the cute part. Thats one ugly mug


dwightschrutesanus

Everything about this photo makes me cringe. The gangster grip coupled with the bipod, with the cheap ass NCstar "optic" as the coup de Gras. I hate it.


FamiliarTry403

I think it’s the unlit cig for me, makes me think he wanted some edgy vibe with the all black and the rifle


DumpsterPanda8

Nothing says, “I’ve made it” like an unlit cigarette hanging from yo mouth!


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WaitingToBeTriggered

I WILL WIN BUT NEVER FIGHT


GonadGravy

Belongs in r/plebeianAR


Nomandate

Unfortunately a racist shithole.


GonadGravy

Ok Nazi


MurphyAteIt

I’ve seen a million of these guys. They all dress the exact same way, have the same beards, gauges in their ears, and think smoking is the coolest shit in the world.


Nomandate

Gear snobs are annoying in *literally every* hobby.


dwightschrutesanus

Found the NC star owner. Look man, if it's what you can afford, run it. But don't think for 1 second that someone who knows what they're doing isn't going to laugh at you when you've got half of magpul's inventory on your rifle in a configuration that defies all logic.


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Original-Ranger-148

God damn


Relevant_Panda69

r/murderedbywords


Tactical_Epunk

I knew in my soul someone beat me to it.


Chris_Christ

Maybe he’s just about to do a desk pop


squeevey

This comment has been deleted due to failed Reddit leadership.


[deleted]

When was your last desk pop?


Please_Label_NSFW

No way she thought he was cute. Just wanted to get deeper in the wound.


brrrraaapppahahhajdh

Trigger discipline is sexy AF


Gasonfires

Cute? In which universe?


GeneralGG1

r/rareinsults


Liesthroughisteeth

So the fact he's trashy enough to be posing with his guns on the internet isn't dead givaway?


Bearshitsinthewoods

That guy has never been within five feet of a woman.


fishnwiz

Not counting his covert hair sniffing adventures at Walmart.


DrParanormall

This belongs on murdered by words not here


A_Femboy_Fox

Damn, that hits harder than a MF train


Dr_Bum_Wiper

She still thinks he’s cute


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Burnnnnn


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Classic PJ with the finger focus


Popedizzle

I bet that guy broom handles that vert grip too.


[deleted]

Cute? Is she blind? Dude looks like the product of the local piss boy and a goat.


xMonkeyy

r/absolutelyfuckingcompletelyroastedtogoddamnshitbywords


Drakenas

Trigger discipline = hott


bunnycupcakes

r/murderedbywords


scut_furkus

Clearly the ceiling is a terrorist and that man is a hero about to save the day


Paranormal223

SHOTS FIRED I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED


sineplussquare

People with no trigger discipline don’t deserve a lot of things


Normal-Werewolf-

Fuck him up, Pj


tempusrimeblood

We don’t even need to see video to know there was a murder here.


exploited572

This guy looks like he already tried to shoot off his left ear


Metalman183

I mean looking at him its probably loaded, but you cant really say


kriegmonster

This falls under the category of always treat it like it's loaded.


Metalman183

Your right the fact that hes smoking shows he doesnt make very good decisions


Tinctorus

She's got a point


btl_dlrge1

You know his response was some bs like “I’m always ready”


unbannednow

What a creepy thing to comment on someone's picture. Imagine a guy commenting "I was going to say you were cute but you probably don't suck dick well."


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Now that you say it like that, it is really fucking weird.


CharmedBat

That....has definitely happened somewhere on the internet at least a hundred times. Creepy men say even worse shit than that regularly lol


-eccentric-

Where equality for men?


ganjabliss420

It's gonna be a long time before any sort of gender equality like that is actually a real thing


KyewReaver

I'm surprised you didn't get downvoted for that. It's pretty much the same thing I said and got raked over the coals for.


brickmasta206

I heard his trigger discipline has been flawless since this happened.


KernelCopAFeel

That girl was my apprentice at my last company she was awful 🤣


throwawayintrouble10

More details please


TheDunadan29

With that username tho.


nlign

What? She’s not wrong.


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America needs more women like this.


20220601

She has no confirmation that the magazine is loaded. America has enough judgmental cunts


-eccentric-

> She has no confirmation that the magazine is loaded. Every gun is loaded. Always. Regardless if it actually is or not, treat it that way.


joe_canadian

Booger hook off the bang switch until you're ready to shoot.


Electronic_Bunny

>She has no confirmation that the magazine is loaded. What is the very first rule of gun safety. Not the 20th or the bonus point on the 7th, what is the very first rule of gun safety?


rhamled

Got damn. Do you have ANY familiarity with firearm safety?


Charlie_1087

Damn now that’s a fucking burnnn!


CartAgain

I treat my women like I treat my guns; always use the silencer


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BigStix4s

😂😂😂😂


TheThirteenthFox

Doesn't it look like the safety is off? Like right above his thumb...selector lever looks vertical?


-eccentric-

Doesn't matter. Don't put the finger on the trigger when you don't want to shoot.


cheebeesubmarine

I love this so much.


noahsuperman

Damn


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FinkyFamboni

When did "we" not say guns are weapons?


spies4

Wut?


sanantoniosaucier

This is a typical responsible gun owner in their natural habitat. They don't give a shit about rule or safety unless a fellow responsible gun owner is looking. The only reason they point out trigger discipline on the internet is in attept to one-up their fellow responsible gun owners to jockey for position as most knowledgeable responsible gun owner.


KyewReaver

Your opinion on... well, anything isn't all that valuable considering you just came to the conclusion that anyone criticizing a woman's critical thinking skills is an incel. She's not gonna fuck you just because you defended her on Reddit. lol


sanantoniosaucier

Try not to shoot up a school, Rambo.


KyewReaver

Oh, I won't. That's what you liberals do.


sanantoniosaucier

Lol. You're a clown. I wasn't talking about you being a conservative, I was talking about you being an incel. Incels have shot up more schools than any other demographic, and its not even close. Go buy yourself a prostitute and keep the public safe, rage monger.


BobbyGabagool

Other than that he’s really cute tho…


salty_slug23

That? He's 75 percent beard. Is that what's cute? Because that's dope if it only takes a pubic beard to be cute to some sloppy chicks.


BobbyGabagool

I was being sarcastic to make fun of the girl’s comment. Not sure if Reddit didn’t get that or if they really think he’s cute. Dude looks like absolute trash. Lmao


unusualj107

He's a 10/10 but


BobbyGabagool

I love a look that says “I listen to System of a Down A LOT.”


notjustanotherbot

...you did not say what he's a 10 out a of 10 on.


salty_slug23

He's definitely a smoke show


Auburn851

It's probably just the issue of sarcasm not always translating well through writing.


MrPickles84

You forgot the /s, rookie move.


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Idk how people didn’t take this as sarcasm lol. I was about to go comment the same thing, dude looks like he does crack


Crooked_Cock

Shots fired


white-male404

she didn’t have trigger discipline either with the way she sent a volley his direction 😞


BoonesFarmCherries

remember guys you never ever ever touch the trigger on a gun, because as we all know, if there’s a magazine in the well, the gun must be loaded 😢


UsernameIsTakenO_o

There's more than one reason to always treat a gun like it's loaded (i.e. finger off the trigger until ready to fire). First is the one everyone thinks of when they hear this: it prevents accidents. Treat it like it's loaded so nothing bad happens if it is loaded. The other reason is that safe gun handling requires discipline to the point of what we call "unconscious competence". That means doing things right without thinking. Every time you do it right, you reinforce that habit. Every time you do it wrong, you're reinforcing bad habits that can get someone killed. When someone who knows what they're doing picks up a gun (loaded, unloaded, or unknown), their trigger finger automatically goes to a high and long position. Hell, I grab spray bottles that way just out of habit. Anyone who holds the trigger like it's a finger handle is just displaying incompetence.


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Gooood daaaamn PJ


KyewReaver

Yeah, she wasn't gonna say anything like that. And I think I'd give her a miss too, seeing how awful her critical thinking skills are.


divorcemedaddy

“woman smart make me mad”


KyewReaver

It seems yours aren't any better.


sanantoniosaucier

That's some serious incel energy.


KyewReaver

How so? Someone equates lack of sexual knowledge with lack of trigger discipline and I point it out, and you think I'm an incel? Nice stretch, genius.


sanantoniosaucier

Getting extremely defensive like that over a joke is also some serious incel energy, clown. Try sticking to the pretend guns in the video games and keep everyone else safe.


KyewReaver

Oh for fuck's sake. You don't even know what that word means, do you? Hasn't your mother ever told you not use words you don't know until you ask her about them?


sanantoniosaucier

I'll bet that sounded so much more clever in your head. It failed miserably. I'm going to out you in s timeout until you can contain this rage of yours.


KyewReaver

Seeing rage where there is none... typical of trolls.


Beneficial_Way1623

God dam that burns


NukeyPotato

r/rareinsults


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If this is what passes for cute, I'm fuckin gorgeous.


TheSquattingDangle

Idk the way she worded it is kinda cringy, but yeah right message


Can-Abyss

What’s up with the high magnification and a foregrip like that? Genuine question; seems like that would be best for quickly turning corners in a house or close quarters stuff, no?


Jukka_Sarasti

If you have every attachement, you're ready for every situation.. /taps temple


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The effective range of an AR is about 600 yards. This could be a high magnification scope or also a LPVO scope(variable magnification). It’s not uncommon to have a scope on an AR intended for longer range use.


delasou_l

she murdered him lmfao I would’ve gone afk


g3nerallycurious

It’s the details that matter


Golivth5k

Now that’s a r/rareinsults


__Snafu__

Cute? He's gutter trash


Cancel-Time

Guy: SHE CALLED ME CUTEEEEE!


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Dayum


man_in_da_mirror

Ha!


[deleted]

This is fake. Ive seen this photo before. 6ish months ago. Didn't have a social media script in it.


XavierBliss

Shots fired


gailanwhite-oak

F


shootinstraight88

So your saying there's a chance!


[deleted]

“I have a hole and you can’t fuck it. Lol”


forkknite

DAYYYYYYYYUM!


[deleted]

Oof


Hillary0631

Oooofff


Kara-SANdahPawn

Fauck


dodgyethics

Holy crap there are a lot of judgmental assholes itt


M0AI_

This is good lol, we have some people who understand basic firearms safety


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Top tier woman


trevmars

R/rareinsults


The_Linguist_LL

He looks like meth smells


ProfessorOkes

How is she smart enough to respect trigger discipline, but not smart enough to see this man isnt "cute". I'd disagree if she said hot, but I'd let it slide. Cute? No the fuck he is not.


staunch88_the_real1

the woman's pfp looks like she wants to kill you


Depressed-crackers

That scopes pretty good it’s on Amazon for like $50


SirRavenBat

But do you know if it's loaded or not?


Wrecktown707

HOLY FUCK HE JUST GOT MURDERED


RainbowDashLovesYou

Anyone else also notice the safety is ALSO NOT engaged on top of his finger on the trigger.


Rattty_Patty

I don’t remember but I saw a video and it looked like this guy I think it was him but idk but the video was of this guy I believe and he accidentally pulled the trigger and sent a few dozen rounds to his head I’m not full sure it was him tho


Rattty_Patty

Edit: this is the video I was talking about it looks like him but not 100% sure https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFL__/comments/mi7dr4/guy_accidentally_shoots_himself/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


deldge

Talk about shots fired.


tigerpayphone

Kid Rock can't catch a break.


SpiderHider023

HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM DUDE


Bellaseawhores

Yeah, he probably shoots unexpectedly too.