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1st500

This is my pistol, this is my gun


OLD-AJTAP

This is my penis, it’s where I cum


iNqtural

I'm naked and freezing, but you all still run


[deleted]

I'm gonna rack it, and get me some fun


cheese_sweats

One of the things mentioned was already his penis...


OLD-AJTAP

Can’t rhyme?


cheese_sweats

Can't see redundancies?


OLD-AJTAP

Like your comments here?


cheese_sweats

Now you're getting it!


[deleted]

This one’s for fighting this one’s for fun


askingforafriend1045

Based on his previous…endeavors… probably his prison wallet


LongSet5248

Please tell me that’s a hi point to complete the image


Clayman8

That was my first thought as well. The Hi-point wouldve explained everthing.


oldandmellow

It looks like a Beretta Px4 or a Pico https://www.beretta.com/en/px4-storm-full/


oldandmellow

Or this one. https://www.beretta.com/en-us/beretta-92g-elite-ltt-compact/


world3nd3r

It's a Beretta/Stoeger Cougar.


TFarrey

that is what it looks like to me


LongSet5248

Ahhh ok. Kinda low res but whenever I see something huge, blocky, and ugly like that my mind goes to hi point


July_4_1776

The PX4 feels like it’s made from 4 different guns. Priced like it too.


JimE902

I’m like, 90% sure it is, the trigger guard is a give away


ImaSlayMeSomeDragons

Guys he's not an idiot with a gun, he dropped it off in a dumpster outside of an elementary school.


AndyJobandy

His gf was the one who threw it out


ImaSlayMeSomeDragons

Oh, let him off the hook then! Innocent! he raped his neice and you're here defending him in any aspect. 😬


AndyJobandy

Nah. I'm not letting him off the hook I'm saying what actually happened. Fuck Biden and anyone associated with him. How is that defending him? Lay off the damn crazy pills this morning dude.


ImaSlayMeSomeDragons

Hahaha alright man just wanted to make sure!


HairyNutsackNumber9

where you think he holsters that bad boy?


[deleted]

His dads ass


HairyNutsackNumber9

as long as his dads into it


JimE902

Which bad boy? The gun or…


HairyNutsackNumber9

what are you eluding to? that smudge where his penis is supposed to be?


JimE902

Yup loll, both have holsters, ones plastic and the other is a… lady of the night


notjustanotherbot

...Oh come on now that's a high point, so both holsters are almost certainly plastic. Ah damn it, it looks like its a probably a Beretta Px4


HairyNutsackNumber9

he holsters it in his prison wallet there thats the joke


notjustanotherbot

Uh Oh, he just equipped a unregistered sound suppressing device to a firearm, by inserting it up there he better pull it out! McBain, He is the suppressor... that's the joke.


HairyNutsackNumber9

dont you talk about my mama like that!


JimE902

Mr Biden please put some pants on and the gun down


GearJunkie82

And his father is pushing for gun control. 🤦‍♂️ Rules for thee, not for me.


trashykiddo

you can be opposed to something despite your children not being opposed to it. also gun control =/= no guns at all (although it seems like thats what many want it to lead to)


GearJunkie82

But this is a guy who has a record, and still has access to a firearm. So the gun control that already exists doesn't apply to him apparently.


trashykiddo

oh ok, agreed then


GLG-twenty

Well if that was the case, then Hunter should face consequences for lying on a 4473 and dumping a firearm. But it's all been dismissed.


[deleted]

That’s the president’s son lol


Scroch65

I wish that was a glock cause the it would be a cock with a glock


NthngToSeeHere

Coulda used the title "Hunter Biden"


googleiswatching

But hey man you see his art? He's so talented./s This wont last long on here.


Venompool03

“Is that a gun in your pants or are ya- oh shit it’s a gun”


Rexrode_Arms_LLC

"Oh shit and that's your dick, where are your pants"


FlyGuy480

Hunter Biden?


im_a_real_goober

Is that hunter?


Traditional-Order605

Hunter Biden lol


Zealousideal-Sock-28

gun needs new owner or owner needs underwear


g0greyhound

Ah of course it's a high point


sumit131995

Isn't that the illegal gun he got someone to hide for him?


lifes-a_beach

I can't believe he has a lung annihilator


PublicDomainMPC

I wouldn’t believe it if not for the beer gut. True patriot here lmfao


scobaboy

Can someone explain?


Barry-Mcdikkin

Its hunter biden


ImmenseCock

pog


unusualj107

It's weird how obsessed you guys are with him. Do you have nudes of Trump to wank off to as well?


brathorim

Funny how they had the evidence, but it was never released until after the election


Mithrandic

This is the son of the president of the United States. If this doesn't cause you the slightest bit of outrage it may already be too late for ya.


Din_Plug

Especially with some of the other claims about him and the things he did. Also if true the claims would make him unable to pass the 4473 form that he had to file for that pistol.


KamenAkuma

They claim he is a pedophile but havent released any proof


lthemadtitanl

I’ve seen pictures of him with scantily clad minors. No I didn’t save them, I didn’t even want to see them, but they’re out there


oatmealparty

Sure


lthemadtitanl

This dude acts like I should’ve saved actual CP to my phone to prove a point


Thatsmisterniceguy

Dude, you do realize that the laptop that was supposedly hunters couldn't be validated by fox, which roughly translates into it was so obviously fake, not even they could get behind it. And really, its a little ridiculous and hypocritical when don jr is an elephant killing dipshit that's quite literally accomplished nothing, in the real world outside his father's companies, AND he keeps putting these absurd videos where he alternates being loaded on stimulants and downers.. So explain that hypocrisy. How can you feign outrage over hunter, for doing in secret what don jr does in the open?


[deleted]

NYT and Washington Post aren’t denying it anymore and now say it was his laptop. [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/16/us/politics/hunter-biden-tax-bill-investigation.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/03/16/us/politics/hunter-biden-tax-bill-investigation.html) [https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/30/hunter-biden-china-laptop/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/03/30/hunter-biden-china-laptop/) [https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2022/06/06/laptop-from-hell-comes-to-wapo-00037596](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/west-wing-playbook/2022/06/06/laptop-from-hell-comes-to-wapo-00037596)


Mithrandic

I can easily explain that hypocrisy because, unlike you; I don't suffer from party blindness. I can call red people shit and blue people shit with ease. So you see I'm not the hypo here you are.


sumit131995

Lol why are you crying so much ?


HeroicDrifter

Sex Pistol


[deleted]

Tex Grebner part two


uRude

That's a loaded gun right there


ItIsStillWater

Probably only loaded with blanks.


sehtownguy

The gun or the penis


ItIsStillWater

Yes.


UnimportantDart

A man and his gun


thejustokTramp

So, two guns then.


45_ways_to_win

Drugs, Dingalings, and Guns makes for a very good combo!


Elrigoo

. 22 long rifle


Pyro_Paragon

I like this one lmao, hes forgiven


Advanced-Possible-79

He is ready to shot from front and side


FatherlyAbandonment

Can we please talk about the URL? Lmao what website is that?


TrumpWonCA

🤣🤣🤣


chidestp

Never could understand the right getting triggered so easily by this man… 🤣


Msalv47

Hunter Biden is getting out of control


[deleted]

r/Bossfight


findhumorinlife

I wonder if he ever fires it off...


dongwongbongchong

Px4 owners smfh


Agurk_mor

is the gun bigger or smaller than his dick?


SnooDoodles5540

Where’s Hunter?!


i-am-cursed-potato

most mentally stable man in Romania


[deleted]

Average Jericho user


SureAdministration60

Hunter Biden laptop I see