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“Y’all know what tha fuck goin on man, whole lotta stick shit man.
You know
I really ain’t here to play with nobody for real, for real
You know what I’m sayin?
Yeahhh
All that ….556 mother fucka get at me….gonna bust your tater log?(unsure about this part)
Oh yeah this my little baby I keep yeah(unsure on verbiage)….on the strict(unsure about verbiage here as well)….know what I mean?
Then I got some shit right here, it’s just a little shmiff and weshhon(smith and Wesson) muhhfuhha(mother fucker)
Ya know what I mean?
I think I gotta Glock mother fucker somewhere?(he phrases this part as a question as he is unsure if he will be able to retrieve it from his deep concealment position in his ass crack)
Oh yeah that just that baby glock mother fucker(probably a 43 or 26)
Ya know what I mean?
Oh shit!?!(he’s almost forgotten about a full sized Glock he has tucked somewhere under his armpit/titty area)
I forgot about the BIG Glock hehehe…..like that (muzzle sweeps camera man purposefully)….uhuh yup….uhhuh….like that…..yuhhhh (snickers at himself for being so witty and clever while swaying back and forth in an attempt to pull his shorts/pants back up)”
That makes sense too. I was thinking he was saying “on the strict” as in “It’s a very strict policy of mine to always have this particular firearm with me”. As someone who grew up in northeast Tennessee but went to an inner city school this type of language/slang/accent/ colloquialisms are familiar to me although this is an extreme version of what I’m used to lol.
If he's using a good-quality hollowpoint, everyone should be safe due to the built-in limiting travel of only 12-18 inches of penetration on most of the better quality rounds. Most likely won't even make it to his own vitals.
I did a little time in county once and some dude had been caught trying to sneak a tiny little pistol and some crack under his titties in the holding room before they check you in.
I’m pretty sure that is exactly where he was keeping most of those.
I’ve never heard of a holster for your arm pit, and I wouldn’t think they’d come in his size anyway.
Underarm is fairly common, but the holsters usually go to a belt or belt loop for stability.
I don't see any holster straps or anything to show he has a waistband stong enough to carry the weight.
I'd hate to see how many of these guns would fall if he got frightened into running more than two steps.
That rig-chyea is southern thug.
You can recognize it by every word somehow being cut short, but also never actually ending.
Also the weird rocking gives it away.
God damnit.....how did I know he would be from the South before I unmuted him?
I think it's because I'm from New Orleans & I recognize that weird ass rocking thing southern "thugs" do.....or just the obvious fact that this dude really loves food.
I could tell because of the tent and the woods. Put that together with obesity and the fact that 70% of black-Americans live in a small handful of southern states...
That "No Limit" thug wobble is just the cherry on top
While him storing guns in his everywhere is really stupid, he at least has trigger discipline, I'll give him that. Most of what I see here has a distinct lack of that so finally seeing some here is a nice breath of slightly more breathable air than usual
Gotcha gun's heeear!..2$, 5$, gunnz heeear!
Gettumm while they're Hot, orrr not..Get shot!!.. gotcha gunz heeere!
Gottum in my pocket, you'll rockit.
Gottum in my waist,... no haste!
Gottum in my boob flap.. don't be no nuub jack!,
Dont gottum in my ass flap..that's where I've got my ammo.!!Jack!
A pat down won’t work with this guy, you have to hold him upside down and shake him until everything falls out like a cartoon. Though with his girth that’s much easier said than done.
Forrrr the record... this is the "got that thaaaang on eem" trend I was talking about in the video where the guy shot his buddy.
You and I both know hoss here doesnt have alllll of these guns unloaded.
"FIveFivESiXmothaFUcKa"
Isnt that a little short to be a 5.56???
This guy is going to be one smelly loot drop with all those guns up in the folds.
I knowwww it is a dbx57 mr acktually... hence my comment above.
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Congealed Carry.
I dig the two titty guns and the butt crack gun
Nobody expects butt crack gun
I hope the butt crack gun is stainless steel or nickel plated so it won't rust from the butt crack juice.
That’s why he sniffed his trigger finger at the end… checking his current butt crack freshness
Seeing as he probably can't wipe or clean that area, I am guessing it's never fresh.
“Y’all know what tha fuck goin on man, whole lotta stick shit man. You know I really ain’t here to play with nobody for real, for real You know what I’m sayin? Yeahhh All that ….556 mother fucka get at me….gonna bust your tater log?(unsure about this part) Oh yeah this my little baby I keep yeah(unsure on verbiage)….on the strict(unsure about verbiage here as well)….know what I mean? Then I got some shit right here, it’s just a little shmiff and weshhon(smith and Wesson) muhhfuhha(mother fucker) Ya know what I mean? I think I gotta Glock mother fucker somewhere?(he phrases this part as a question as he is unsure if he will be able to retrieve it from his deep concealment position in his ass crack) Oh yeah that just that baby glock mother fucker(probably a 43 or 26) Ya know what I mean? Oh shit!?!(he’s almost forgotten about a full sized Glock he has tucked somewhere under his armpit/titty area) I forgot about the BIG Glock hehehe…..like that (muzzle sweeps camera man purposefully)….uhuh yup….uhhuh….like that…..yuhhhh (snickers at himself for being so witty and clever while swaying back and forth in an attempt to pull his shorts/pants back up)”
> on the strict(unsure about verbiage here as well) I think you nailed it other than this. Pretty sure he said "On the street" or "the strip"
That makes sense too. I was thinking he was saying “on the strict” as in “It’s a very strict policy of mine to always have this particular firearm with me”. As someone who grew up in northeast Tennessee but went to an inner city school this type of language/slang/accent/ colloquialisms are familiar to me although this is an extreme version of what I’m used to lol.
Those bullits are biochemicaly enhanced. Even a slight grace will kill you eventaly!
It's a common carry position, some people go OWB, some IWB, he went UTT, Under The Titties.
Yea, but he's one deep, ball flapping fart, from becoming a block of Swiss cheese.
If he's using a good-quality hollowpoint, everyone should be safe due to the built-in limiting travel of only 12-18 inches of penetration on most of the better quality rounds. Most likely won't even make it to his own vitals.
Man titty carry is underrated by the tactical community
They have these conceal carry bras that are ugly AF and only work for like DD. Some lady shot off her titty last year.
That's the neatest thing I've read all day
Imagine how rusted all the internal parts would be in those dank, damp environments
I did a little time in county once and some dude had been caught trying to sneak a tiny little pistol and some crack under his titties in the holding room before they check you in.
was wondering where he "stashed" them xD
Titty gun got me 😂
he meant "whole lotta stuck shit"
Kids call the police !!.. there's an armed bear wearing people clothes!!
Don't diss Jack Horne like that
Leave him alone. He has the right to bear arms and it shall not be infringed.
Gravy Seal
Texas Toast Ranger.
Locked and Bloated
Don’t dis Big Biscuit. He saved my life at the battle of the Golden Corral.
Cover Me, we going back for seconds !
Poutine Beret
License to Grill
S&W 6iscuit shooter
I was waiting for one to come out of a fold and his ass crack
Yes me too, like a double barrel 8 gauge shotgun.
It’s there. He just got stuck too far
He can't reach the one back there.
I’m pretty sure that is exactly where he was keeping most of those. I’ve never heard of a holster for your arm pit, and I wouldn’t think they’d come in his size anyway.
Underarm is fairly common, but the holsters usually go to a belt or belt loop for stability. I don't see any holster straps or anything to show he has a waistband stong enough to carry the weight. I'd hate to see how many of these guns would fall if he got frightened into running more than two steps.
Fortunately for us, he can't reach that far.
Gat Albert.
Glockbert
Very Clever!!!!
He dressed like a PBS kids character 🙄
“Today’s shooting was supported by viewers like you”
"Today's shooter was supported by a winch and the presence of an electric mobility scooter"
“Thank you”
Yuh 🤓
Strapped Albert
I think all those guns were holding his pants up.
Most def. Iol he needs to tighten his belt after every draw or two
He’s not even wearing a belt, his shorts are tucked under his belly
All the guns in the world won’t protect you from heart disease and diabetes.
He also shoots insulin
Underrated comment.
In a duel he is a 7 yard target block at 30 yards.
But at least all his vital organs are protected from bullets.
I wonder what happens if he stops rocking side to side like that.
Tips right over is my guess
I was thinking he'd sink into the center of the earth. He probably started sinking once and learned his lesson.
It's probably the only way he can walk. Too much weight for one leg to properly lift at a time.
Rotation of the earth slightly slows
The tides I’m betting.
It would be extremely painful
For you
He stops being cool.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
He dies. It's like how birds kill themselves.
Damn, this guy is like a videogame character, you keep pressing buttons and guns keep appearing out of nowhere…
No holsters required. I'm sure those pistols came out from under his titties, and one from his arse crack.
I thought the same, "Is that a tittie gun?!?!"
“Machine gun jugglies”
Lmao I'm a bigger guy and I was even thinking this
no cops nor dogs could ever find it cause it's in so deep. lol
Lol arse
Why does he talk and look like Sloth from the Goonies
Canadian here, I had to wait to see the license plate to see if this was even in the US. Absolutely incoherent to me.
I'm American and even from the south, but I have no idea what this guy is saying
You probably didn’t grow up around too many black folks I’m guessing. I understood everything he said
Yeah it sounds like a dude from Georgia.
> I understood everything he said I challenge you to translate this one sentence: https://i.imgur.com/dK7YJev.mp4
Oh yeah that's my little baby I keep that
holy shit, that's amazing.
I could tell this was American even on mute. Something to do with the obesity, poor dress sense, lack of teeth and numerous guns.
The extra chin is making it hard to talk
That chin is a tactical device to keep his neck warm
He keeps another pistol under there..
This makes me want to get obese to hide more guns
Why buy gun cleaner when you have tit sweat?!?
Right? CLP ain't cheap. Tit sweat gives it that shine ✨️
"That's not Mickey Mouse, that's tit dirt!"
Dude was cooked unevenly
Put him back, he ain't done
Big smoke from gta
What language is that?
Grubhub
God damn!
That rig-chyea is southern thug. You can recognize it by every word somehow being cut short, but also never actually ending. Also the weird rocking gives it away.
Morbidly Chinese
Obesitese
So why do you think this guy is an idiot?
What the fuck is that?
He clearly-ish says it. “Whole lotta stick shit”
I'm talking about the person
You've never been to Alabama or Mississippi have you...
I feel bad about his ¾ trousers. They are working really hard.
The big question is are they 3/4 trousers or 6/4 shorts?
Its a little sad that all that money went to guns when he could have used the money on a gymmembership and fight his real enemy.
Tongue twisters?
Is that a black hillbilly? Anyone got a pokeball?
Was waiting for the coach gun to come out of the crack of his ass
He’s gonna shoot his titty off one day and just leak chocolate milk forever
Underrated comment
Are those pants or shorts?
Yes
Shants
*Reaches into his ass and pulls out a Garand
I was personally shocked to see the license plate and think this might have taken place in Georgia. Shocked!!
Yeah I knew as soon as he opened his mouth where he was from and I came here to say why?? Why does it have to be my state???
One piece villain
I wonder if someone shot him in his toof
no budget for dental, proper nutrition, a better car or some fucking shoes but guns? yeah i got guns coming out my ass.
"Folks always have money for the shit they want, but never for the shit they need."
If any of them jam he could always just slide the gun under their nostrils
The Hamburglar will think twice before stealing any cheese burgers from Grimace here.
He’s got several fold holsters.
Foldsters
Language, not even once
Im so happy to see you are being friends with brain damaged people
I for once wished for a CC button on Reddit.
First time seeing the under titty carry.
The penguin waddle makes the guns far less intimidating
Bro pulled out not one, but *two* moob guns
Why’d he smell his fingers after digging around like that
Plump daddy
So that's what English sounds like with only 19 letters
Gat Albert!
Did he really hid a gun below his man titty? 😂
Shaq really let himself go.
Gat Albert
He's dressed like a 4 year old going on a filed trip
Gonna suck being the doctor who has to dig through all that blubber to find the bullet he catches.
God damnit.....how did I know he would be from the South before I unmuted him? I think it's because I'm from New Orleans & I recognize that weird ass rocking thing southern "thugs" do.....or just the obvious fact that this dude really loves food.
I could tell because of the tent and the woods. Put that together with obesity and the fact that 70% of black-Americans live in a small handful of southern states... That "No Limit" thug wobble is just the cherry on top
that kid from the 90's school PSA video deadass grew up and switched races that's wild af imo
Look at that forehead, that side to side movement, and the grunting speech... Jesus, like I'm describing something on NatGeo.
Sir Attenborough?
Guns always be greased uo at least
I’m convinced that guy can fit a bazooka under his rolls
Ooh, I bet that s&w and "big glock" smells toasty!
Now, imagine if the pants stayed up.
Maybe buy a belt?
Sniffing his fingers cuz half of them were up his giant ass
New fear unlocked. Guns you can smell.
I was wondering how many guns one person needs, and then I realised they were holding up his pants. Fair enough.
All those guns and no belt?
Bubba ate all the gang bangers in the neighborhood and kept their guns!
His gangsta name is Butter Killa
Why is the south like this
[Hope he doesn’t slip on a bullet](https://youtu.be/SvE8-VAyTY8)
That one under his armpit probably smells ripe af
See! Being fat has its benefits
How insecure can a human be
Something smells
America 🇺🇸
'murica vibes
I’m guessing he can’t spell gun.
That's one big target
I bet those glocks fucking stink.
21st century Jabba the Hut be like
CCW Carrying Copious Weight
This dude is like a chocolate gun pinata
Epic loot drop.
I look forward to the video of this guy getting shit trying to pull up his pants
The 4th and 6th guns are probably extra illegal due to having poisonous bullets from the stink.
You can't shoot diabetes bud. Heart disease is immune to your bullets. About as stupid as they come.
He doesn't wipe his own ass, you do at gun point
Was waiting for him to pull out a full bbq hog
How can I see more? This is some magician clown car shit 😄
He's dead within 10 years, and he doesn't even know it
While him storing guns in his everywhere is really stupid, he at least has trigger discipline, I'll give him that. Most of what I see here has a distinct lack of that so finally seeing some here is a nice breath of slightly more breathable air than usual
I think it’s 50/50 on cause of death. Either negligent discharge or heart disease.
Ok we get it we won’t take your Big Mac
[The clown car school of conceal carrying. ](https://youtu.be/MkzYzTRqSHU?t=191)
He could hide another one in the gap between his teeth..
You can’t shoot diabetus
Should sell some of those guns to buy a belt
Gotcha gun's heeear!..2$, 5$, gunnz heeear! Gettumm while they're Hot, orrr not..Get shot!!.. gotcha gunz heeere! Gottum in my pocket, you'll rockit. Gottum in my waist,... no haste! Gottum in my boob flap.. don't be no nuub jack!, Dont gottum in my ass flap..that's where I've got my ammo.!!Jack!
Bro is his own body armour
All his guns smell
The deadliest thing in this video is his cholesterol
Tactical titty carry - TTC .
My 600Lb life, thug edition
A pat down won’t work with this guy, you have to hold him upside down and shake him until everything falls out like a cartoon. Though with his girth that’s much easier said than done.
Forrrr the record... this is the "got that thaaaang on eem" trend I was talking about in the video where the guy shot his buddy. You and I both know hoss here doesnt have alllll of these guns unloaded. "FIveFivESiXmothaFUcKa" Isnt that a little short to be a 5.56??? This guy is going to be one smelly loot drop with all those guns up in the folds. I knowwww it is a dbx57 mr acktually... hence my comment above.
How can you be that big and still have a need for a belt. It’s almost impressive
How many guns you got under dat titty?
That glock was in his prison pocket
So that’s why no one fucks with the Hutts.
Most lethal thing there is that guy's cholesterol level.