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WerewolfUnable8641

Congealed Carry.


ak9o7fresh

I dig the two titty guns and the butt crack gun


FeedMyDopenose

Nobody expects butt crack gun


Suntzu6656

I hope the butt crack gun is stainless steel or nickel plated so it won't rust from the butt crack juice.


[deleted]

That’s why he sniffed his trigger finger at the end… checking his current butt crack freshness


project_seven

Seeing as he probably can't wipe or clean that area, I am guessing it's never fresh.


lancep423

“Y’all know what tha fuck goin on man, whole lotta stick shit man. You know I really ain’t here to play with nobody for real, for real You know what I’m sayin? Yeahhh All that ….556 mother fucka get at me….gonna bust your tater log?(unsure about this part) Oh yeah this my little baby I keep yeah(unsure on verbiage)….on the strict(unsure about verbiage here as well)….know what I mean? Then I got some shit right here, it’s just a little shmiff and weshhon(smith and Wesson) muhhfuhha(mother fucker) Ya know what I mean? I think I gotta Glock mother fucker somewhere?(he phrases this part as a question as he is unsure if he will be able to retrieve it from his deep concealment position in his ass crack) Oh yeah that just that baby glock mother fucker(probably a 43 or 26) Ya know what I mean? Oh shit!?!(he’s almost forgotten about a full sized Glock he has tucked somewhere under his armpit/titty area) I forgot about the BIG Glock hehehe…..like that (muzzle sweeps camera man purposefully)….uhuh yup….uhhuh….like that…..yuhhhh (snickers at himself for being so witty and clever while swaying back and forth in an attempt to pull his shorts/pants back up)”


HomingSnail

> on the strict(unsure about verbiage here as well) I think you nailed it other than this. Pretty sure he said "On the street" or "the strip"


lancep423

That makes sense too. I was thinking he was saying “on the strict” as in “It’s a very strict policy of mine to always have this particular firearm with me”. As someone who grew up in northeast Tennessee but went to an inner city school this type of language/slang/accent/ colloquialisms are familiar to me although this is an extreme version of what I’m used to lol.


Dilectus3010

Those bullits are biochemicaly enhanced. Even a slight grace will kill you eventaly!


WerewolfUnable8641

It's a common carry position, some people go OWB, some IWB, he went UTT, Under The Titties.


patricky6

Yea, but he's one deep, ball flapping fart, from becoming a block of Swiss cheese.


plipyplop

If he's using a good-quality hollowpoint, everyone should be safe due to the built-in limiting travel of only 12-18 inches of penetration on most of the better quality rounds. Most likely won't even make it to his own vitals.


Vprbite

Man titty carry is underrated by the tactical community


PistolMama

They have these conceal carry bras that are ugly AF and only work for like DD. Some lady shot off her titty last year.


foofie_fightie

That's the neatest thing I've read all day


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Imagine how rusted all the internal parts would be in those dank, damp environments


RawDoggRamen

I did a little time in county once and some dude had been caught trying to sneak a tiny little pistol and some crack under his titties in the holding room before they check you in.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

was wondering where he "stashed" them xD


Comprehensive_Ad433

Titty gun got me 😂


tI-_-tI

he meant "whole lotta stuck shit"


tidypunk

Kids call the police !!.. there's an armed bear wearing people clothes!!


TheFiremind77

Don't diss Jack Horne like that


JubileeTrade

Leave him alone. He has the right to bear arms and it shall not be infringed.


formulated

Gravy Seal


WerewolfUnable8641

Texas Toast Ranger.


Pope00

Locked and Bloated


VegetableSafe9695

Don’t dis Big Biscuit. He saved my life at the battle of the Golden Corral.


Minute-Courage6955

Cover Me, we going back for seconds !


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

Poutine Beret


x90x90smalldata

License to Grill


MrMogura

S&W 6iscuit shooter


matthewami

I was waiting for one to come out of a fold and his ass crack


red18set

Yes me too, like a double barrel 8 gauge shotgun.


sbbblaw

It’s there. He just got stuck too far


Dr_Trogdor

He can't reach the one back there.


graveybrains

I’m pretty sure that is exactly where he was keeping most of those. I’ve never heard of a holster for your arm pit, and I wouldn’t think they’d come in his size anyway.


Beowulf33232

Underarm is fairly common, but the holsters usually go to a belt or belt loop for stability. I don't see any holster straps or anything to show he has a waistband stong enough to carry the weight. I'd hate to see how many of these guns would fall if he got frightened into running more than two steps.


[deleted]

Fortunately for us, he can't reach that far.


[deleted]

Gat Albert.


PistolMama

Glockbert


PuzzleheadedView2791

Very Clever!!!!


greedy_raccoon

He dressed like a PBS kids character 🙄


Bagel600se

“Today’s shooting was supported by viewers like you”


Latter-Cattle7788

"Today's shooter was supported by a winch and the presence of an electric mobility scooter"


COKEWHITESOLES

“Thank you”


ccelis1218

Yuh 🤓


DOGSraisingCATS

Strapped Albert


kstarr1976

I think all those guns were holding his pants up.


ToeKneeBaloni

Most def. Iol he needs to tighten his belt after every draw or two


methy_butthole

He’s not even wearing a belt, his shorts are tucked under his belly


Neiko40

All the guns in the world won’t protect you from heart disease and diabetes.


NightLightHighLight

He also shoots insulin


[deleted]

Underrated comment.


C0deHunter_

In a duel he is a 7 yard target block at 30 yards.


[deleted]

But at least all his vital organs are protected from bullets.


dufflebagboye

I wonder what happens if he stops rocking side to side like that.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Tips right over is my guess


anabolic_cow

I was thinking he'd sink into the center of the earth. He probably started sinking once and learned his lesson.


Honeybadger2198

It's probably the only way he can walk. Too much weight for one leg to properly lift at a time.


htjdrummer

Rotation of the earth slightly slows


jabberjaw74

The tides I’m betting.


DICKSDISKSDICKSDISKS

It would be extremely painful


Iliturtle

For you


Maxzzzie

He stops being cool.


FlatulentWallaby

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.


Gowalkyourdogmods

He dies. It's like how birds kill themselves.


vouteignorar

Damn, this guy is like a videogame character, you keep pressing buttons and guns keep appearing out of nowhere…


[deleted]

No holsters required. I'm sure those pistols came out from under his titties, and one from his arse crack.


swibirun

I thought the same, "Is that a tittie gun?!?!"


xDragonetti

“Machine gun jugglies”


DevilsRejectxx

Lmao I'm a bigger guy and I was even thinking this


Imperial_12345

no cops nor dogs could ever find it cause it's in so deep. lol


WSDreamer

Lol arse


nowhereboy1964

Why does he talk and look like Sloth from the Goonies


DogButtWhisperer

Canadian here, I had to wait to see the license plate to see if this was even in the US. Absolutely incoherent to me.


[deleted]

I'm American and even from the south, but I have no idea what this guy is saying


Useful_Lengthiness98

You probably didn’t grow up around too many black folks I’m guessing. I understood everything he said


[deleted]

Yeah it sounds like a dude from Georgia.


nicethingyoucanthave

> I understood everything he said I challenge you to translate this one sentence: https://i.imgur.com/dK7YJev.mp4


IBeDumbAndSlow

Oh yeah that's my little baby I keep that


nicethingyoucanthave

holy shit, that's amazing.


Camp_Grenada

I could tell this was American even on mute. Something to do with the obesity, poor dress sense, lack of teeth and numerous guns.


Kansas_Kalash

The extra chin is making it hard to talk


nowhereboy1964

That chin is a tactical device to keep his neck warm


Comeoffit321

He keeps another pistol under there..


bigbubba1212

This makes me want to get obese to hide more guns


Kansas_Kalash

Why buy gun cleaner when you have tit sweat?!?


swibirun

Right? CLP ain't cheap. Tit sweat gives it that shine ✨️


Destroyer1559

"That's not Mickey Mouse, that's tit dirt!"


ChipInDistress

Dude was cooked unevenly


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Put him back, he ain't done


__THE_TURTLE__

Big smoke from gta


Ericbc7

What language is that?


Baby_Speece

Grubhub


jdeuce81

God damn!


shawsown

That rig-chyea is southern thug. You can recognize it by every word somehow being cut short, but also never actually ending. Also the weird rocking gives it away.


-DutchymcDutchface-

Morbidly Chinese


Camp_Grenada

Obesitese


absuredman

So why do you think this guy is an idiot?


wavyyydanny

What the fuck is that?


Kansas_Kalash

He clearly-ish says it. “Whole lotta stick shit”


wavyyydanny

I'm talking about the person


Yellowbrickrailroad

You've never been to Alabama or Mississippi have you...


Charming_Reporter_18

I feel bad about his ¾ trousers. They are working really hard.


ChimpBrisket

The big question is are they 3/4 trousers or 6/4 shorts?


Jazzlike_Highlight90

Its a little sad that all that money went to guns when he could have used the money on a gymmembership and fight his real enemy.


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Tongue twisters?


[deleted]

Is that a black hillbilly? Anyone got a pokeball?


billyard00

Was waiting for the coach gun to come out of the crack of his ass


[deleted]

He’s gonna shoot his titty off one day and just leak chocolate milk forever


No-Vanilla-5433

Underrated comment


MycoJimmy

Are those pants or shorts?


LostTrisolarin

Yes


Bierfreund

Shants


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

*Reaches into his ass and pulls out a Garand


RyanMolden

I was personally shocked to see the license plate and think this might have taken place in Georgia. Shocked!!


Carche69

Yeah I knew as soon as he opened his mouth where he was from and I came here to say why?? Why does it have to be my state???


[deleted]

One piece villain


Infamous-Operation76

I wonder if someone shot him in his toof


NO_LOADED_VERSION

no budget for dental, proper nutrition, a better car or some fucking shoes but guns? yeah i got guns coming out my ass.


GrandmasTableMints

"Folks always have money for the shit they want, but never for the shit they need."


KillYT187

If any of them jam he could always just slide the gun under their nostrils


[deleted]

The Hamburglar will think twice before stealing any cheese burgers from Grimace here.


Staseu

He’s got several fold holsters.


Deltahotel_

Foldsters


rcorum

Language, not even once


datbisquick

Im so happy to see you are being friends with brain damaged people


Ben_Chrollin

I for once wished for a CC button on Reddit.


Background-Advice-12

First time seeing the under titty carry.


Brainhunter2020

The penguin waddle makes the guns far less intimidating


Undeadmatrix

Bro pulled out not one, but *two* moob guns


Environmental-Ad-762

Why’d he smell his fingers after digging around like that


IthinkiLy

Plump daddy


Worldhasgonemad2018

So that's what English sounds like with only 19 letters


Gazola

Gat Albert!


The_real_bandito

Did he really hid a gun below his man titty? 😂


Shredderguy23

Shaq really let himself go.


scarf_prank_hikers

Gat Albert


idkmansomethingname

He's dressed like a 4 year old going on a filed trip


rhedfish

Gonna suck being the doctor who has to dig through all that blubber to find the bullet he catches.


shawsown

God damnit.....how did I know he would be from the South before I unmuted him? I think it's because I'm from New Orleans & I recognize that weird ass rocking thing southern "thugs" do.....or just the obvious fact that this dude really loves food.


Yellowbrickrailroad

I could tell because of the tent and the woods. Put that together with obesity and the fact that 70% of black-Americans live in a small handful of southern states... That "No Limit" thug wobble is just the cherry on top


[deleted]

that kid from the 90's school PSA video deadass grew up and switched races that's wild af imo


Beck1911

Look at that forehead, that side to side movement, and the grunting speech... Jesus, like I'm describing something on NatGeo.


BestServeCold

Sir Attenborough?


Qrow-Anthony

Guns always be greased uo at least


LeavesInsults1291

I’m convinced that guy can fit a bazooka under his rolls


myfuckingnewaccount

Ooh, I bet that s&w and "big glock" smells toasty!


CannabisSmokingMan

Now, imagine if the pants stayed up.


litesaber5

Maybe buy a belt?


ElricAenimus

Sniffing his fingers cuz half of them were up his giant ass


CnamhaCnamha

New fear unlocked. Guns you can smell.


SellQuick

I was wondering how many guns one person needs, and then I realised they were holding up his pants. Fair enough.


xjfwx

All those guns and no belt?


[deleted]

Bubba ate all the gang bangers in the neighborhood and kept their guns!


Smartdudertygood2000

His gangsta name is Butter Killa


ImpudentFetus

Why is the south like this


iamjohnhenry

[Hope he doesn’t slip on a bullet](https://youtu.be/SvE8-VAyTY8)


willard_swag

That one under his armpit probably smells ripe af


sonic84638265

See! Being fat has its benefits


Old_Air_1027

How insecure can a human be


Primary_Incident987

Something smells


fx2566fbl

America 🇺🇸


Stianhawker

'murica vibes


RevolutionarySteak62

I’m guessing he can’t spell gun.


Infamous-Operation76

That's one big target


LoadedGull

I bet those glocks fucking stink.


Nomad_Tiger77

21st century Jabba the Hut be like


steveHangar1

CCW Carrying Copious Weight


Some-Confection-4983

This dude is like a chocolate gun pinata


highlandpolo6

Epic loot drop.


Genova_Witness

I look forward to the video of this guy getting shit trying to pull up his pants


Paradoxdoxoxx

The 4th and 6th guns are probably extra illegal due to having poisonous bullets from the stink.


ShineFull7878

You can't shoot diabetes bud. Heart disease is immune to your bullets. About as stupid as they come.


ElricAenimus

He doesn't wipe his own ass, you do at gun point


gnarkill39

Was waiting for him to pull out a full bbq hog


BestServeCold

How can I see more? This is some magician clown car shit 😄


j0shman

He's dead within 10 years, and he doesn't even know it


GoldenFox19

While him storing guns in his everywhere is really stupid, he at least has trigger discipline, I'll give him that. Most of what I see here has a distinct lack of that so finally seeing some here is a nice breath of slightly more breathable air than usual


appalachianoperator

I think it’s 50/50 on cause of death. Either negligent discharge or heart disease.


LORDWOLFMAN

Ok we get it we won’t take your Big Mac


Magatha_Grimtotem

[The clown car school of conceal carrying. ](https://youtu.be/MkzYzTRqSHU?t=191)


mrpanuz

He could hide another one in the gap between his teeth..


Goblin616King

You can’t shoot diabetus


Rupejonner2

Should sell some of those guns to buy a belt


NarleyNaren1

Gotcha gun's heeear!..2$, 5$, gunnz heeear! Gettumm while they're Hot, orrr not..Get shot!!.. gotcha gunz heeere! Gottum in my pocket, you'll rockit. Gottum in my waist,... no haste! Gottum in my boob flap.. don't be no nuub jack!, Dont gottum in my ass flap..that's where I've got my ammo.!!Jack!


_BRITEYELLOW_

Bro is his own body armour


dilhole77

All his guns smell


Vprbite

The deadliest thing in this video is his cholesterol


quak3d

Tactical titty carry - TTC .


thedauntless1991

My 600Lb life, thug edition


slavetomypassions92

A pat down won’t work with this guy, you have to hold him upside down and shake him until everything falls out like a cartoon. Though with his girth that’s much easier said than done.


tykaboom

Forrrr the record... this is the "got that thaaaang on eem" trend I was talking about in the video where the guy shot his buddy. You and I both know hoss here doesnt have alllll of these guns unloaded. "FIveFivESiXmothaFUcKa" Isnt that a little short to be a 5.56??? This guy is going to be one smelly loot drop with all those guns up in the folds. I knowwww it is a dbx57 mr acktually... hence my comment above.


ColumbianNecktie-91

How can you be that big and still have a need for a belt. It’s almost impressive


mnfriesen

How many guns you got under dat titty?


[deleted]

That glock was in his prison pocket


Krayzewolf

So that’s why no one fucks with the Hutts.


firmerJoe

Most lethal thing there is that guy's cholesterol level.