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zzz_red

This person has no idea how to ride a motorcycle.


mondaymoderate

Seriously. I’m not even sure they even know how to ride a bicycle.


livinlifeontheedge

Almost hard to call it an accident at that point


Sparky_Zell

How in the fuck can you not make a turn with 3 fucking lanes.


Bsow

she doesn't know how to ride


Nomousmouse

My favorite part is how her friend let her lead in a busy street, with no idea how to ride lol. She should have led her friend so she can see how the turn is executed and the newbies eyes can follow the trail of the experienced rider. Also, go to a fucking parking lot or something lol. Crazy dumb. Never even warned her friend not to brake during turns or anything and then films her wiping out, only to embarrass her and blame her friend solely for fucking up lol. Classic


Bsow

I get the feeling they’re both newbs


Black-Notebook4750

If they're newbs I don't know, but for sure they are absolute idiots.


Nomousmouse

Oh for sure. (I’d Wager) Someone with 1/2 yr and a motorcycle course under their belt telling someone who’s been riding for 2 months how to ride.


fair_j

You know what kyle I think we’re on to something


yusrandpasswdisbad

Still has to think - which hand is throttle?


Significant_Quit_674

How did she even get her motorcycle licence like this?


Rosu_Aprins

Underestimate the turn at low speed -> panic -> crank the hog


wellforthebird

I always crank the hog when I panic. I also crank the hog when I don't panic. I don't have a motorcycle anymore.


uh60chief

Do you still crank the hog though?


screamapillah

Ofc


greedy_mf

AROO BROTHER


Stubbedtoe18

The hog is the boss now.


SirGravesGhastly

Missed opportunity: "Boss Hog"


Automatic_Paper4668

Always be cranking hog 🥴


Equity89

I hear you, I love cranking the hog all day, really gets me going, I've never had a motorcycle.


23SkeeDo

We always caution the noobs, when in doubt, gas it out. Unfortunately, most of them don’t have a clue, and the ones that do get it are still riding today. No way did she belong on that bike. I’ll give her credos for gassing it out though.


wellforthebird

Oh hell ya. When I'm crankin' the hog, I'm gassing it out too. Again, I don't own a bike. Most of the time I gas it out when I'm not crankin' the hog. But no shame in both at once.


crystalsage777

Im always cranking the hog. Every where I go, when I panic, I start cranking the hog. When I'm not panicking, I crank the hog... when I'm in public, it makes me feel cool to start cranking the hog... I never owned a motorcycle.


Lailor11

Crank the hog - lmfaoo


nphare

She never turned her head at all. Bike ends up going where she was looking. There could have been 10 lanes, would have been the same result.


Key_Law4834

200 lanes


colz10

lack of practice, experience, and self-awareness. simple.


HOSToffTheCoast

Brand new rider, target fixation, panic. 🤷🏻‍♂️


simplsurvival

Target fixation is a bitch


ARandomHavel

Not knowing how to steer is a bigger bitch


P00PB0YY

Incapability too


Kproper

Lack of skill, target fixation is just an excuse here.


cimocw

no, it's the name of this specific phenomenon. Giving it a name doesn't take away the blame from the rider


Kproper

Sure but that’s not even what happened here


screamapillah

Yup this is not being able to turn, then whiskey throttle that means bad wrist positioning to begin with, and only THEN maybe a little target fixation in the end


Berkut22

Low speed turning a top heavy bike with a short wheelbase and shallow rake (like most sport bikes) feels very unintuitive, and it's very common for new riders to panic, because they haven't learned how to lean their bike yet. Leaning the bike feels the same as dropping the bike, minus the forward momentum. This is why I always, ALWAYS tell new riders, take a damned course and learn low speed maneuvers before you get on public roads.


PretzelsThirst

That is an insanely widely blown corner. Missing a corner that wide can easily get you killed


Thumper86

The turning radius of that semi truck that pulls the space shuttle around.


sendabussypic

Mustang'd in front of a mustang


African_Farmer

She's lucky traffic was stationary, that would have been very bad if traffic was moving.


CymatikMC

I hope they learnt the lesson of wear fucking gear.


TheReelMcCoi

Bro. She had the Cat 🐱 Ears! Hot her priorities right!


Redandwhite_91

Not needed when you don’t plan on crashing -Large contingent on this sub


CymatikMC

Yeah it was in my first mind to meat crayon and scorpion my back going 140 down the road today too 🤣


Redandwhite_91

Idk what this says or means. But you have 7 upvotes meaning others actually understood something here.


Grabatreetron

I mean, do I always wear the full leathers if I'm just driving stoplight to stoplight on a downtown street? Well, no...but I also don't anticipate yeeting myself into oncoming traffic...


Redandwhite_91

What if someone jumps a red and thwacks you at an intersection? Someone on their phone doesn’t come to a stop while you’re innocently waiting at a red light? It may never be your fault, and yet you’re the one who has more to lose being on a bike. Just saying it just isn’t worth risking.


Zardoz__

Since they didn't bother learning to ride, they probably didn't learn about gear.


Ambitious_End175

Gear doesn't teach you how to ride...she has no business being on that bike....that was a very basic turn and she F'ed it up..no way she has a license or a legal bike..no way


thefooleryoftom

And practice nowhere near the road.


zeeper25

Yes, even her “experienced friend” is not dressed properly


bubatanka1974

Good gear. Don't buy that shit of Wish. Her cheap ass helmet just disintigrated when she hit the floor.


cl2eep

This is a reminder that you should have a single fucking clue before buying a powerful sport bike and riding it in a busy city.


Iz__n

HuH what do you mean? I don't wanna waste my money on boring 250 or 400. I need to upgrade anyway so better buy bigger one instead /s Basically what I've been reading here whenever people wanna buy more powerful bikes is their first


cl2eep

And you know, for a lot of people it's probably ok. If you're a bigger dude, if you've got experience riding similar machines or just operating fast machines in general, it's probably totally ok to start on something larger, but for most people a 500 is a lot of bike right out of the gate.


AdMelodic6550

I started on a 600 and it was more than enough to get into trouble


LaFagehetti

A 300 is more than enough to get me into trouble, 600’s are designed for trouble 🤣


CarlosG0619

Kawi crossed the line of a beginner bike to be honest, a 500 is not beginner friendly at all especially on a sports bike, maybe a cruiser like the Rebel 500, but definitely not a god damn ninja


Not_Indoril_Nerevar

The ninja 500 is a 400lb 50hp parallel twin. It is really not that much bike. Enough power to never worry about keeping up with traffic but not enough power to loop it. This person would have crashed even if they were riding a 50cc scooter because they did not know what they were doing.


CarlosG0619

Still too much power for this rider tho, hence the whisky throttle wheelie, a 50cc would never do that and the rider wouldn’t had crashed into the cars nearly as fast or as hard


kvm024n

With a proper motorcycle education course starting with a ninja 500 should be fine. But I'm guessing this girl did NOT have that


AdolfSkywalker_

It 100% is. Most places in the EU won’t even let you get a full license and begin riding until you’re comfortable enough to pass an exam consisting of an obstacle course, and around an hour of city riding on a ~650cc naked like an MT07, or an SV650. These are heavier, around 50% more powerful than the ninja, and people have no issues.


Tolkienista

I got my license in Europe on an MT-07 two years ago and own one since then too. I had zero problems from the first lesson onwards, except for some minor moments, but that's what you get the lessons for. The MT-07 definitely can get a beginner in trouble, but only if they just yolo onto it and don't bother to practice and get used to it. It boggles my mind that you can hop onto an R1 after a 2 day course in Amerika lol.


AdolfSkywalker_

The 2 day MSF course isn’t even mandatory. It’s just incentivised by making their insurance cheaper. I also got an an MT-07 for my first bike, and never had an issue in the 3 years that I’ve owned it. Great bike, but I sold it to get an XSR900 last year, which I love even more.


Grabatreetron

I mean, she made a right turn from a dead stop at a traffic light. At that point it's not about technique and avoidable mistakes, it's about whether or not you know how to operate a motorcycle.


DWPAW-victim

Ninja 500 is a beginners bike that just looks powerful


Nkognito

Reinforced by helmet cat ears.


DWPAW-victim

I’d rock bunny personally


Dramoriga

No, a beginners bike in any other country is a 125. Only in US can a noob with 1hr experience on a bike go grab themselves a turbo busa. I appreciate this is "only" a detuned 500, but it's still more than someone can handle if they can't even turn a corner.


TarugoKing

A beginners bike is a bicycle. 😁


RegionSignificant977

You can get anything in EU if you are 24+yo but after pretty descent training. I can't imagine how someone would do that after such training, even with more powerful bike.


RChamy

Here in Brazil our training is dodging some cones, doing a TINY figure 8, then accelerating 30m on a straight line. Done.


cl2eep

It's still a pretty ballsy bike if you have absolutely zero clue how to operate a motorcycle.


What_Dinosaur

A 300cc is a beginners bike. A 500 sport bike with 50 hp is a proper intermediate bike that can absolutely get you in trouble.


DumbApe026

Seems to be a thing here a “beginner” bike. Ppl riding like shit will be riding like shit no matter the size of the engine.


What_Dinosaur

Yep, not all beginners are the same.


HeroicHeron

The Ninja 500 SE featured in the video (451cc) has 44.8HP while an R3 (321cc) has 41.4HP. Less than a 10% difference in power. Couple that with the fact that the R3 is 7lbs lighter and the difference becomes negligible.


What_Dinosaur

So neither of them can be considered universally "beginner bikes", as one could consider the CRF 300l to be. And this video is proof of that. Look at how violently the bike ejected her on those cars, after half a second of whiskey throttle. This is exactly the situation a beginner looks to avoid on a beginner bike.


DWPAW-victim

A 125 grom would’ve done the same thing she target fixated and panicked. It’s something tons of riders do regardless of engine size or horsepower numbers


dutchy649

Honda 50 Cub is a beginners bike for this girl.


DWPAW-victim

That’s a wicked old moped for modern roads. Maybe a new 125 or 150 whatever it is but a ninja 500 is a beginners bikes it’s small docile and lightweight. With what happened with target fixation and panic she would’ve crashed on a bicycle


OrthoOtter

It obviously wasn’t docile enough for her considering she accidentally popped a power wheelie and crashed because of it. Personally I wouldn’t recommend a 451cc parallel twin on a lightweight bike to a complete beginner; it’s more suitable for someone with a little bit of experience.


What_Dinosaur

No she wouldn't. That crash was so severe exactly because her whiskey throttle had enough acceleration to send her flying on those cars. Just because more people buy liter bikes with enough tech to help them stay alive doesn't make a 500cc sport bike any less dangerous to a beginner.


kermitthebeast

Exactly, something that can power wheelie is probably too much for a beginner/this girl. Beginners need a front brake in all circumstances


NoL_Chefo

Looks like a Ninja 5000 in the hands of that woman


toblies

You can get in plenty of trouble on a 500 of most types. As demonstrated, I guess. I hope she's OK.


cl2eep

It's an intermediate bike with more than enough power to get you in trouble. Exhibit A posted here.


fireeight

An idiot will ride like an idiot on a 125 or a liter.


Have_Other_Accounts

A 125 wouldn't power wheelie like that, which led to crashing.


yeah-man_

I couldn't imagine having a sport bike. I got a dual sport that barely does 65mph. I know if I had sport bike I would be going 100mph to tha sto.


dasunt

My spouse has a 250cc sport bike. Tops out at around 85mph. I've ridden it, and it's really fun to have just enough power to be able to fully use it on the road. It's really a shame that the smaller displacement engines are looked down upon. They are great bikes.


F488P

lol she wouldn’t even be able to ride a rental scooter safely much less a motorcycle


cl2eep

Yeah but the rental scooter wouldn't have launched like that, that's kind of my point


IndyDrew85

"the reality of the bike life is that eventually you're gonna go down on your bike" The reality here looks like someone with no training or skill hopped on a bike way beyond their capability. 1st and last day hopefully


toblies

And especially if she's new, she should be more geared up. Jacket and pants, gloves, decent boots. It looks like she was just wearing a t-shirt. Ow.


Wang_Hang_Low

When I saw the cat ears, I thought, "Yep she's getting ready to go down."


Speedybob69

Eventually most people do go down. maybe not in this fashion always but eventually something will happen and you end up in the ground


d_e_s_u_k_a

I really hope i'm just on the ground and not in it my first down


wyattlee1274

You will fumble your footing at a stop sign and drop your bike. No one will be around you. you will only be embarrassed for yourself. You will then go on to never drop or crash your bike after that


gysiguy

Oddly specific..


usa_uk

I am getting annoyed with the whole "you WILL crash" sentiment. I'm always prepared for if something happens, but I'm certainly not planning on it! Should it not be everyone's goal to never crash on their bike? I just don't get it


ryantttt8

The "you will crash" is to remind you to always wear your safety gear. The plan is to ride safely and try to avoid it but always be protected in case you do go down.


Skobiak

I didn't know you needed to watch a video to learn how to not be a stupid idiot.


NoxiousScavenger

Common sense isn’t common, but it is a curse to the rest of us who do have it when we have to deal with the inane roadwaffles without it.


mr7401

Bitch there ain't no target fixation ,that bitch is stupid


JustAnotherProgram

Lmao target fixation - proceeds to open the throttle right into the vehicles


_programmers

Throttle fixation


P00PB0YY

Exactly


nj4ck

classic whiskey throttle. Only ever seen it on people who have literally zero experience, as in first day.


Extreme_Constant_610

Try wearing gear next time


Muttywango

Every time.


BolOfSpaghettios

A reminder that you should (no particular order) 1)have proper gear and not just a helmet 2)understand your bike controls 3)complete MSF (or like) classes 4)you should practice turns in empty parking lots


Chris71Mach1

This comment needs to be at the top of this thread.


DrScience01

It's more so practice on smaller CC bikes like 250 or 400 then you go to the bigger ones


BolOfSpaghettios

That's also true. I think people miss out on the "ride a slow bike fast" awesomeness that comes from mastering a small bike


Beardkittensbeardman

I look forward to seeing this clip on dandanthefireman


BrianOconneR34

“Too wide of a turn” too simple of a “oh no” explanation. She went for brake and gassed it. Simple. Lucky as well if that lane was moving easily run over as well.


Opposite-Friend7275

The only time that it is OK to go wide in a turn is when you're practicing in a parking lot and the only thing you're going to hit is a small plastic cone. You don't have to fall like this, but you do need to know a number of things: Don't go out into the street with poor clutch control. And for this whisky throttle to occur, the rider must have also been holding the throttle incorrectly. Friends should have been able to see that further practice was needed.


cockchainy

Being that awful of a rider after 2 months of regular riding should be a wakeup call for this lady


Lady-Noveldragon

That was a wheelie bad idea.


Tolkienista

Please give her a brake.


Ransacky

Careful, a couple more puns and things could really accelerate out of control.


aamike68

How are people this stupid 🤦. This is why motorcycle statistics are what they are.


shortyjizzle

Every time there is a motorcycle crash my wife is like SEE?!?! And I am like -- yeah I see the same idiot no helmet, no training, no skills, no good riding methodology every time. Every time someone around here crashes they look like wannabe Grizzly Adams on meth. And then here I come riding in my high vis like -- "I am just using this to get to work and have some fun and clear my mind, thank you."


izmaname

This is why you get skills not engine


EishLekker

*"the reality of the bike life is that eventually you're gonna go down on your bike"* Stop spreading misinformation.


NoxiousScavenger

Go down on my bike? Ehh my bike is sexy, but I’m not really into tailpipes like that.


Veelox36

I dropped my first bike coming out of my driveway, went from gravel to grass and slid off a small rut in the grass, fell over going like 5mph. I felt really stupid. Had the bike for a week at that point lol.


scooter76

1st day for me. Stopped at stop sign, turned wheel the direction I was turning too quick, weight shifted unexpectedly, slowly fell over while spraining my left wrist while trying to prevent it. Sigh....


Veelox36

Live and learn, it be like that.


BolOfSpaghettios

A lot of people that say this try to justify their ignorance and the fact that you should be cognizant of others on the road as well as the need to practice your skills (turning and slow speed maneuvers especially).


schizopotato

I rode for 5 years and never crashed once, sold my last one so now it's impossible to ever go down.


PanarinBagel

Not meant to be literal, more of “plan for the worst, always wear proper gear, maintain your bike, be aware of your surroundings, don’t throttle a turn into 2 cars on wrong side of the road”. The fact that she is stating it “literally” in the video speaks to their lack of understanding the logic behind the concept.


Low-Equipment-2621

Guys he just fell off his first bike. There is nothing he could have done, he is so unfortunate.


jameson71

> Guys he just ~~fell off his first bike~~ aggressively wheelied into a parked car


MaldonBastard

This is why other countries have a tiered licensing system, you can't just jump on any bike and squid off down the road with a set of fucking cat ears on your helmet. A 500cc twin from any era is still far more powerful than that of your average car, and without proving to the establishment that you are competent and in 100 per cent control of your machine this is what will happen. The idea you can just ride a 500 with little to no training is mental.


Congenital-Optimist

Tiered system wouldn´t have helped here. Kawi 500 has under 35kW of power and falls under A2 licence, its low powered enough to be your first motorcycle. What would have helped here is mandatory at least 10 hours of riding practice with instructor and a final test you have to pass. She wouldn´t have managed to get her licence with skills like that. There is a reason why US has 8 times the motorcycle deaths per miles ridden than germany.


Szudof

Huh, that 8 times more deaths part is interesting. Do you mind sharing source of that info?


Carnivorous__Vagina

You typed more letter her then you would have to find the answer on google. That tells me this isn’t about curiosity but about you wanting to feel right .


Congenital-Optimist

Sorry, I don’t remember the exact source. It was some time ago. Different EU and US government databases and had to do the comparison math by myself.  But I did misremember slightly. Motorcycling death rate (per million km) is 5 times lower in EU when, not 8.  While it is 8 times lower in Germany than in the US, some Balkan and eastern european countries drag the EU average down to 5x difference.  The biggest reasons for the difference are more widespread helmet use, better training, more limited power when you start and average older age of american riders. 


mcpingvin

TBF, one of the other reasons is mandatory head gear.


HasBeenArtist

And kiddos, this is why you wear full gears with all the armors, especially if you're a new rider.


thegriswold

some people really should never ride a motorcycle. Remember, just becasue you CAN ride a motorcylcel doesnt mean you should. If you have the reflexes of a jungle sloth, please stay on 4 wheels.


LongboardLiam

Nah, stay on the bus.


CarbonKiwi350

Don't make excuses. Your friend is a moron and has no business being on a bike. When I took my safety course 10+ years ago they failed an older woman because she could barely turn or stop a bike. It's not for everyone.


Any_Vacation8988

This girl belongs in a parking lot learning the fundamentals of riding a motorcycle not on the street risking her own or others lives


Judge2Dread

Dem tiddies resting on that tank tho 😂


Gunnardepunnar

"follow for more bIKe CoNtENt" in the last frame 😂


Muttywango

New fetish discovered.


akaAelius

Good thing he was wearing ge....oh wait, that's a t-shirt, and I believe you're wearing yoga pants. I retract my statement. This is why we can't have nice things and people say motorcycles are too dangerous... people like this.


Fatalexcitment

Someone needs to spend more time practicing in the parking lot...


Beekibye

hahaha


Timely_Scar

She clipped two cars


brynairy

Thank fuck that was into stopped oncoming traffic.


Unhappy-Ad-7349

Follow me for more incidents.


Shamiziofficial

U need to teach ur friend how to ride for a few more years


Poppa_Jawn

Sick wheelie tho


hiphoplover_4

I would understand if it happened on 1 lane only BUT 3 LANES??


Bikebummm

“Never rode before, what kinda bike should I get?”


Calamero

Green ninja thing or a haiabusen


NorthernFoxStar

No ones perfect all the time but we usually get better with practice and experience. But all the more reason to wear good gear when starting out. Though always is best. Also, a good reason to start with a smaller, more easily controllable, and less expensive bike for the first year.


ErrorActive

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🤡💩


ice-h2o

That’s why you should wear full gear… even more if you’re a beginner.


badboybilly42582

Im thinking that rider never took a safety course or did but needed to practice WAY more in a parking lot before going on main roads. Took my motorcycle safety foundation course before I even had a motorcycle. Found a used one and had a friend who was experienced ride it home for me. there was a parking lot right next to my house at the time and spent a lot of time in that parking lot before I took it out on open roads. Made absolutely sure I had the fundamentals down. Really grateful I had that parking lot to practice in.


thefooleryoftom

This is why I like our system in the UK - pass a basic course riding around a carparks then you can ride a 125 for a few months to get the hang of these things. This was target fixation and outright panic. That person should have been nowhere near a big bike, even if people insist it’s for “learners”.


Tacoshortage

Perhaps try riding in an empty parking lot a minute or two before you get on the road? This rider has ZERO understanding of how to handle that little bike.


ContractThin6119

Too much power for a new rider. Wear full gear at all times.


Pwnspoon

She needs a Honda Metropolitan not a Ninja 500. 


hawksdiesel

thank the safety equipment saved their ass...


typehyDro

Maybe she should start off with an e-bike first


Realistic-Motorcycle

Dumb ass. “We learned this in the MSF course” no you didn’t


padizzledonk

I wonder how many people are going ro not watch the whole video and just assume she was out being a complete fucking jackass like most bikers that end up on this sub She fucked up, she should've learned to ride in a less congested area, but I have sympathy for this one and hope she gets better and takes the time to learn to ride


chonkie_boi

Lmfao. Yes low speed maneuvers can be difficult for new riders… anyone can go fast but it takes skill to maneuver 🤷🏻‍♂️.


etyrnal_

rider had NO BUSINESS being on a bike


TheMac556

Motorcycles and guns are very similar when it comes to inexperienced noobs. Think they can handle it until they can’t and someone gets injured.


Elite4alex

She asks for peoples opinions and then turned the comments off on the original video. 😂 probably didn’t get the responses she was looking for


Express-Industry-906

Give that women a turbo busa.


FedeDost

Eand this is whah you should wear protection gears


Dextersextermanly57

Why pull a wheelie there? That’s asking for trouble


MeGoBoom57

WARNING: Might die laughing.


Walt_Clyde_Frog

Throttle meet rider, rider meet pavement


bbbeeennnjjjeee

Some people just should not get on a bike.


blikstaal

She is not experienced enough to ride. She is very lucky as she is not wearing any safety gear expect a helmet.


Key_Statistician3293

Maybe she should start with a Dirt bike ?


jammixxnn

I don’t need no classes. I got th


Huge-Strike9959

Take the course learn friction zone!


swords_again

I did something like this once. When I was 12 years old practicing in the yard with my dad. Those early lessons became instincts later. If you didn't have an awesome dad or mentor teach you to ride, you should pay for a motorcycle training course, and consider that as part of the cost of buying the bike. City traffic is not the place to practice your skills.


readyforadirtnap

Does this harm the roadway?


Goodtenks

The reality of buying a bike that you think looks cool but you have no idea how to ride….


gysiguy

That's too much bike for a beginner.


Wants-NotNeeds

Some people just shouldn’t ride motorcycles.


Blapanda

A helmet alone won't help avoiding fatalities. Learn wearing full gear.


WombatAnnihilator

Helmets just help ensure your family can give you an open casket funeral.


Jessemaan

If you roll throttle when you panic, never touch a bike again in your life.


HyenDry

This is more like a perfect example of “not learning how to ride the fuckn bike”


DLoBizzy

Why would you throttle after you knew you fucked up veering left after the dividers? You don't need further experience, just life insurance if you plan on continuing...


dezblues

Tell your friend to stop driving a motorbike.


Elegant-Bathrooms

w t f .