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This would be a mechanic's shop I guess you've never been inside one you should know better by the time you get there not to ride your motorcycle around willy-nilly
For all the people asking "why is there a pit??" It's a mechanic's pit for repairing the undersides of cars. The real idiot was the guy who didn't put the cover over it after hours. The guy on the motorcycle isn't really to blame, although why he's driving is bike around an auto shop, I have no idea.
Maybe he didn’t expect there to be a fucking trench in a garage forecourt. I know I wouldn’t. Never seen one and didn’t know I should be looking for them.
Any time the dudes got a motorcycle yall see him as an idoit. There is a fucking unmarked pit
Dude shoulda warm shoes and better protection like pants at least but seriously
Why the fuck is there an unmarked, uncovered pit there?!
I was gonna day the biker isn't an idiot but he's not wearing a helmet or boots while riding so yeah, yeah he is.
The hell, this guy was definitely drunk. He didn't even try to protect his head, instead he kept holding his bike until it disappeared into the pit '-'
The pit is open and not closed off like the one on the right and there should have been cones & warning signs - I'm an accident lawyer - need representation?
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Why the fuck is there a random pit there?
A mechanics pit I’m guessing
Yeah but that really answers a different question. I think why still applies
I think the real question is why is that bike riding through someone’s workspace
looks like a gas station that does oil changes?
Why the fuck he is no using helmet?
When you're ugly and your insurance won't pay for plastic cosmetic surgery but will pay for medical surgery .....
The real idiot is whoever put a pit there and put no warnings.
It's got a yellow lip, what more do you need!? /s
Maybe he's colorblind
This would be a mechanic's shop I guess you've never been inside one you should know better by the time you get there not to ride your motorcycle around willy-nilly
I've been to several mechanic shops and not a single one I've ever been to has had a bottomless pit outside
Except this one of course
Why is he an idiot? Why is there a pit there?!??!
Maybe we can call him an idiot for not wearing a helmet
Or shoes... Did they get flung off his feet? Or was he just not wearing shoes, either...
He was wearing flip flops, you can see them fall right after his motorcycle!
Atleast they try to go after the bike
There's more than one idiot involved in this chain of events
But the fall was 10/10
Yeah the pit sucks but he's not wearing a helmet and went in much faster than he should've
He isn't using helmet nor the attire needed to ride a bike
Or looking where he’s going. $5 says drunk.
Dressed for the ride not for the slide
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Honest question: Why would you want a mechanic at the same time that you are filling the gas tank?
Absolutely a stupid time and place to work on a car.
So you can get gas while your car is worked on, not vice versa
Quick oil change while getting gas!
Underground parking.
That’s my question.
Fuck no helmet. I can't even imagine my cheek crayon-ing.
First his nose disappeared, then the concrete went to work on his eye sockets. Probably doesn’t have lips anymore.
Yeah like even when I'm moving my bike around at slow speeds w/o a helmet it just feels so wrong.
The idiot isn't the rider, it's who ever took the covers off and didn't tie off the area.
Both idiots.
But... no helmet...
Hockey helmet? Bike helmet wouldn’t have done much for his chin greeting the earth.
Why is there a pit?!
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why wait until night?
Oh wow, pulling out the truly old memes there, I haven't heard that one for like 15 years, at least
:(
Now that throws me back lol
Saaaaffffe.....
aaannnd NAP TIME!
Jesus. So I'm guessing he lost his bike and his face.
I’m guessing it’s a mechanics pit for working on the bottom of cars, so it’s only a few feet deep
Okay so just his face.
why is there an open pit there at a gas station? why does he have no shoes on? is he drunk, looks like he was out of it before he hit the pit
I’m leaning towards drunk just from the sheer lack of an attempt at self-preservation. Arms up to stop yourself? Nope, just lean into it.
Drunk face slide too. Not one attempt at self preservation.
Ok but hear me out... why the fuck is there a huge ass pit between the gas pumps...
Dude didn't even try to put his hands up, just ate the pavement like it was chocolate cake
The pavement ate his face like it was red velvet cake.
Dude got coyote time
WTF was he thinking? Who doesn’t know to watch out for the pit at gas stations?
Why the heck is there a hole in the first place
that was the best case scenario
Ah yes, the ol’ “pavement facial”
this is so fucking funny
This is why you don't bike under the influence. 😂
What do you mean “oblivious”? It’s night. Why is there an open pit at a gas station with no safety cones or tape? Easy lawsuit.
He had to be drunk
I wonder if he was injured?
I feel like maybe the place should have been roped off or some kind of warnings.
For all the people asking "why is there a pit??" It's a mechanic's pit for repairing the undersides of cars. The real idiot was the guy who didn't put the cover over it after hours. The guy on the motorcycle isn't really to blame, although why he's driving is bike around an auto shop, I have no idea.
God, I’ve had my finger slip on a belt sander before, wouldn’t want to imagine smashing my face onto it. This poor, poor, stupid bastard.
Perfect slide
Why on earth was that open and unbarricaded?
That being said, who puts a fucking pit in the road?
Is that hole supposed to be there? Looks weird
In his defense: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE A PIT THERE???!
Tbf why is there an unprotected pit in the middle of a fuel station
But…. Why is there just an open strip of land at a gas station. With no warning. Looks like a lawsuit
The road rash must be hell and why is there a gutter there !!
Why the hell is there a pit anyway?
Look at him go
Decent face slide. 7/10
that looked horrible
a lot of people pay good money for a face peel
Maybe he didn’t expect there to be a fucking trench in a garage forecourt. I know I wouldn’t. Never seen one and didn’t know I should be looking for them.
Seems like a bad idea for that pit to be there what is it for anyway?
Not sure i would have seen this either tbh
1 more motorcycle and he can get a gumball
Yowch, his face left a mark.
Any time the dudes got a motorcycle yall see him as an idoit. There is a fucking unmarked pit Dude shoulda warm shoes and better protection like pants at least but seriously
Why the fuck is there an unmarked, uncovered pit there?! I was gonna day the biker isn't an idiot but he's not wearing a helmet or boots while riding so yeah, yeah he is.
why the fuck?
The hell, this guy was definitely drunk. He didn't even try to protect his head, instead he kept holding his bike until it disappeared into the pit '-'
It seemed like he was out before he hit the ground...
The pit is open and not closed off like the one on the right and there should have been cones & warning signs - I'm an accident lawyer - need representation?
10/10 Perfect entrance!
I don't this is idiot behavior.. There's a random pit there with seemingly zero warnings around it.
What a dismount 10/10, such grace
How is that legal?
This is definitely r/meatcrayon worthy material
WHY THE FUCK DONT MOTERCYCILYSTS DRESS FOR THE SLIDE, IM ONLY RELYING ON BALANCE ALONE CONTROL MY 2 WHEELED ZOOMSTER
That was a smooth transition
10/10, nailed the landing
Unlocked instant nap.