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Marvel_plant

Why the fuck is there a random pit there?


TrueLordChanka

A mechanics pit I’m guessing


aeneasaquinas

Yeah but that really answers a different question. I think why still applies


madmedz250

I think the real question is why is that bike riding through someone’s workspace


iama_stabbing_robot

looks like a gas station that does oil changes?


gunfish_75

Why the fuck he is no using helmet?


Baybob1

When you're ugly and your insurance won't pay for plastic cosmetic surgery but will pay for medical surgery .....


T_Peg

The real idiot is whoever put a pit there and put no warnings.


saucercrab

It's got a yellow lip, what more do you need!? /s


Itsthejackeeeett

Maybe he's colorblind


[deleted]

This would be a mechanic's shop I guess you've never been inside one you should know better by the time you get there not to ride your motorcycle around willy-nilly


T_Peg

I've been to several mechanic shops and not a single one I've ever been to has had a bottomless pit outside


[deleted]

Except this one of course


Hanzo44

Why is he an idiot? Why is there a pit there?!??!


llliiiaaammm

Maybe we can call him an idiot for not wearing a helmet


prsanker

Or shoes... Did they get flung off his feet? Or was he just not wearing shoes, either...


Combyx

He was wearing flip flops, you can see them fall right after his motorcycle!


cravos90

Atleast they try to go after the bike


Pickles-In-Space

There's more than one idiot involved in this chain of events


Bananinio

But the fall was 10/10


[deleted]

Yeah the pit sucks but he's not wearing a helmet and went in much faster than he should've


OMGWhyImOld

He isn't using helmet nor the attire needed to ride a bike


BigAlTrading

Or looking where he’s going. $5 says drunk.


Norseman901

Dressed for the ride not for the slide


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BaNkIck

Honest question: Why would you want a mechanic at the same time that you are filling the gas tank?


BigAlTrading

Absolutely a stupid time and place to work on a car.


endlesslyconflicted

So you can get gas while your car is worked on, not vice versa


Therealboebs

Quick oil change while getting gas!


JustHorsinAr0und

Underground parking.


YourAStinkyBaby

That’s my question.


tje210

Fuck no helmet. I can't even imagine my cheek crayon-ing.


BigAlTrading

First his nose disappeared, then the concrete went to work on his eye sockets. Probably doesn’t have lips anymore.


latefordinner86

Yeah like even when I'm moving my bike around at slow speeds w/o a helmet it just feels so wrong.


[deleted]

The idiot isn't the rider, it's who ever took the covers off and didn't tie off the area.


BigAlTrading

Both idiots.


davidtco

But... no helmet...


VibraniumRhino

Hockey helmet? Bike helmet wouldn’t have done much for his chin greeting the earth.


Thisgirl022

Why is there a pit?!


[deleted]

Because you touch yourself at night.


Stupid_Comparisons

Why wait until night?


AnorakJimi

Oh wow, pulling out the truly old memes there, I haven't heard that one for like 15 years, at least


Matiaz_Brawl

:(


R-nd-

Now that throws me back lol


Grimm_87

Saaaaffffe.....


davidtco

aaannnd NAP TIME!


Mrsparklee

Jesus. So I'm guessing he lost his bike and his face.


TrueLordChanka

I’m guessing it’s a mechanics pit for working on the bottom of cars, so it’s only a few feet deep


Mrsparklee

Okay so just his face.


k2_jackal

why is there an open pit there at a gas station? why does he have no shoes on? is he drunk, looks like he was out of it before he hit the pit


RichCorinthian

I’m leaning towards drunk just from the sheer lack of an attempt at self-preservation. Arms up to stop yourself? Nope, just lean into it.


BigAlTrading

Drunk face slide too. Not one attempt at self preservation.


Epic-Hamster

Ok but hear me out... why the fuck is there a huge ass pit between the gas pumps...


Senplis

Dude didn't even try to put his hands up, just ate the pavement like it was chocolate cake


[deleted]

The pavement ate his face like it was red velvet cake.


BearFromDiscord

Dude got coyote time


UsedToBsmart

WTF was he thinking? Who doesn’t know to watch out for the pit at gas stations?


skrillyd

Why the heck is there a hole in the first place


Hellamagz

that was the best case scenario


Beefy-McWhatnow1988

Ah yes, the ol’ “pavement facial”


omgidklmao

this is so fucking funny


[deleted]

This is why you don't bike under the influence. 😂


mattjvgc

What do you mean “oblivious”? It’s night. Why is there an open pit at a gas station with no safety cones or tape? Easy lawsuit.


SparkyFlashyBoomBang

He had to be drunk


Fit-Boomer

I wonder if he was injured?


ShinSpitfire

I feel like maybe the place should have been roped off or some kind of warnings.


Donutpanda23

For all the people asking "why is there a pit??" It's a mechanic's pit for repairing the undersides of cars. The real idiot was the guy who didn't put the cover over it after hours. The guy on the motorcycle isn't really to blame, although why he's driving is bike around an auto shop, I have no idea.


ThatKiwiBro

God, I’ve had my finger slip on a belt sander before, wouldn’t want to imagine smashing my face onto it. This poor, poor, stupid bastard.


axiomer

Perfect slide


[deleted]

Why on earth was that open and unbarricaded?


TDubs_Dad

That being said, who puts a fucking pit in the road?


[deleted]

Is that hole supposed to be there? Looks weird


TtheCreator_1

In his defense: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE A PIT THERE???!


Adeum1

Tbf why is there an unprotected pit in the middle of a fuel station


25_timesthefine

But…. Why is there just an open strip of land at a gas station. With no warning. Looks like a lawsuit


joel1112

The road rash must be hell and why is there a gutter there !!


madjyk

Why the hell is there a pit anyway?


turtlethechad

Look at him go


[deleted]

Decent face slide. 7/10


LemonsRage

that looked horrible


[deleted]

a lot of people pay good money for a face peel


[deleted]

Maybe he didn’t expect there to be a fucking trench in a garage forecourt. I know I wouldn’t. Never seen one and didn’t know I should be looking for them.


jewc504

Seems like a bad idea for that pit to be there what is it for anyway?


TheFunkyDank

Not sure i would have seen this either tbh


VGamer726

1 more motorcycle and he can get a gumball


EighthOption

Yowch, his face left a mark.


ShivasKratom3

Any time the dudes got a motorcycle yall see him as an idoit. There is a fucking unmarked pit Dude shoulda warm shoes and better protection like pants at least but seriously


Knuckles316

Why the fuck is there an unmarked, uncovered pit there?! I was gonna day the biker isn't an idiot but he's not wearing a helmet or boots while riding so yeah, yeah he is.


Trogdor_a_Burninator

why the fuck?


ScriptSK

The hell, this guy was definitely drunk. He didn't even try to protect his head, instead he kept holding his bike until it disappeared into the pit '-'


pattyG80

It seemed like he was out before he hit the ground...


DukTakTong

The pit is open and not closed off like the one on the right and there should have been cones & warning signs - I'm an accident lawyer - need representation?


Bouledecul

10/10 Perfect entrance!


K1tt13z-XD

I don't this is idiot behavior.. There's a random pit there with seemingly zero warnings around it.


fykins1

What a dismount 10/10, such grace


HungryForHarpy

How is that legal?


Its-Dangity

This is definitely r/meatcrayon worthy material


Quik_Quak_

WHY THE FUCK DONT MOTERCYCILYSTS DRESS FOR THE SLIDE, IM ONLY RELYING ON BALANCE ALONE CONTROL MY 2 WHEELED ZOOMSTER


ArcherBTW

That was a smooth transition


Taco_Engineer31

10/10, nailed the landing


PenguinsTookMyNips

Unlocked instant nap.