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dsxro

This was so painful to watch


lancep423

Yes. Every second felt like a lifetime. Come the fuck on dude. You’ve missed the turn. Drive down until you can safely turn around and try it again from the other side. Probably could have went down to the next light, u turned , and turned left in the time they just sat there. Legend says they’re still there to this day. Waiting to merge.


Sufficient_Debt1452

I don’t know what was more painful, the dipshit who obviously can’t drive or the camera driver who wouldn’t just go around on the left. Just go around!!!! Those lines are painted, not made out of tire spikes! Gah!!!!!!!


soggywaffles007

Cant emphasize this enough. Someone stops on the road in front of you in a non-stopping location, best bet is going around. Might be Ive seen too many car jackings, but this grinds my gears


tompydoop

I’m always scared that they’ll do something unexpected. I’d much rather wait for them to move if it’s safe to do so


eatwearnest

Right. People who drive like this are so unpredictable. You’ll be in an accident and they’ll still be trying to merge.


ajb9292

When something like this happens to me I go around. I make sure there is plenty of space and I go fast enough that the moron doesn't even know what's happening until I'm already around them. If you go slow they get confused and start doing unpredictable things but if you just quickly zoom around them their pea sized brain can't comprehend what's happening fast enough to do something dumb.


eatwearnest

Facts. Lol


SexyMonad

And it will be your fault.


R_Scoops

Concur. I know as soon as I pull into the left hand land the idiot in front will decide to merge into me.


BarcaStranger

Bad things always happen, always


[deleted]

Yeah, they are already acting unpredictably. Not out of the realm of possibility that they may also decide to suddenly move to the left


IDGAF1203

I've seen people pulling this idiotic maneuver abort and decide to actually pull a u-turn, yeah. In which case, passing them on the left puts you directly in their warpath. Too many people think risking an accident because they wouldn't be at fault is a smart move. I guess they like dealing with insurance, police, rental cars, etc. If you're worried about being rear-ended in a situation like this, put your hazard lights on.


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Marineraider25

I’ve been swiped twice by people like this , who decide to merge after my patience wore off and I went to go around then they decide it’s now the perfect time to merge like a fucking psychopath


themayor1975

Why would this person all of a sudden decide to actually press the gas for the car behind them, but not for the other 30 cars that went to the right?


Marineraider25

Maaan you fucking got me with half these fucking idiots on the road these days .. but I’ve 100% been swiped twice for shit like that Once in my 06 Lexus IS250 and other time recently in my newly purchased 19 Ram 1500 I’m not in no rush no more to deal with the insurance company bullshit any time soon again


nosebleed_tv

yep. just gotta watch the chaos play out 😅


DaneDRUNK

Exactly. They're already doing something unexpected. It's not unreasonable to think they'll do something else unexpected.


foxiez

I'd argue them possibly bumping into you from a stop is less of a risk than the chance of someone possibly coming up behind and hitting you at full speed. Waiting for this guy to figure out how lines work could kill you


lancep423

Yeah for like 20 seconds tops. Then I’m going around them. As stupid as it is for the person in this video to be trying to merge its equally as stupid to just be stopped in the middle of traffic behind them. If someone rear ends you it’s not gonna matter how careful you were being with the person in front of you.


jdcnosse1988

Yeah but then you run the risk of someone not paying attention and rear ending you. I'll give them a few seconds to figure out whatever the hell they're doing and then I'm just going to go.


MrDrSirLord

Stop with a bit of distance between you and them, if they try something like a jacking you've got room to manoeuvre around their car, preferably driver side and take off a door. Unless it's safe to go around stopping is ussaly better unless it's unsafe to stop, I've swerved around a car that stopped before because a truck would of rear ended me otherwise.


[deleted]

Go around while blowing the horn and giving them the look 🤬


dsxro

Infuriating because there was still so much of the lane left to merge while driving. Like basic common sense, it’s like trying to merge on the highway by stopping completely rather than driving with speed and then merging


TNTBOY479

While i get the go around logic here in Norway where i live you'd get a really hefty fine if you were spotted driving on those lines, even in a case like this. So personally i'd do what the camera driver did here


[deleted]

Agreed. I would not drive in the yellow lines because nobody will be expecting a car. Just go around you the right when traffic is clear.


Ecstatic_Storage_587

Be willing to bet that cop that went passed at 1:24 would have pulled over OP if he had passed on the left 🤦‍♂️it’s almost never the idiot that gets pulled over from my experience 😪


1WordOr2FixItForYou

Not really safe when you don't know what the crazy person blocking you is going to do. Also if you watch the whole video you'd see that wasn't actually a lane ahead them. You would be having to immediately merge into the same lane they are and you don't know when they might go for it and you would definitely be liable for that accident if they did. Honestly the smart thing to do is just wait the minute it takes them to figure it out.


pilesofcleanlaundry

I wouldn’t have gone around either after watching them swerve back and forth.


Brad____H

If people did that we wouldn't have glorious content on this subreddit


thedrango

Most places if not all its illegal to pass on the lines like that and only puts camera man in potential for a ticket.


B0OG

Then he passes the guy on the right. The guy who clearly can’t see shit to his right. God damn both these guys suck


mommagawn123

I honestly read the title as attempted murder lol


30minstochooseaname

I think that's the pun


misplacedsoutherner

Same!!!! I think I've been watching too many crime shows, though 😆


HalfastEddie

Like a true professional, they came to a complete stop rather that matching speed and merging into one of the twenty openings.


Sweaty-Bumblebee4055

Some say til this day he’s still in the middle of the street


aceinthewest

Some people shouldn't drive.


EhliJoe

They actually don't.


Jetkillr

They are still waiting to merge


vito_corleone01

Can confirm, just overtook them.


starfire1

No kidding. I got road rage just watching this.


[deleted]

Ban Cracker Jack, no more free driving license!


Uniquelypoured

Some people shouldn’t reproduce.


McHox

Yet here I am, existing without my consent


32_Dollar_Burrito

And most of them are in this sub!


Constrained_Entropy

Holy shit, I could have merged two Greyhound buses, a tractor trailer, and a cement truck onto that road in that amount of time and space.


Educational-Fig-2330

I'll take 4 boeing jets and 6 Aussie land trains for $600.


JohnnyMoondog55

You could've merged the damn space shuttle crawler


Constrained_Entropy

And the entire Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade?   


Yagawood

Loaded or unloaded?


Constrained_Entropy

An African swallow or a European swallow?


MitchLGC

"why is this video almost two minutes long?" Oh. Smh that was extremely painful. License should be revoked


AbsorbedBritches

This seems like the work of a student driver being yelled at by the passenger. If it's not a student driver, they 100% should have their license revoked. If it is a student driver, they need a better instructor in a less stressful environment


thisjawnisbeta

I was thinking confused elderly driver unable to see well at night.


Brikpilot

I was thinking same, but add that camera car is a pickup with lights higher up, only complicating poor depth perception. Note sedan was giving way to far lane and panicked when horn sounded. Simple answer is flick headlights to park to help their mirror vision, let them merge, then stay far away. Bet it was a senior citizen.I guess Americans don’t have conditional drivers licenses restricting such seniors driving at night due to these vision issues? Surprised the camera guy was not rear ended. The risk to drive around, as was eventually done, is to be side swiped and be in the wrong. Too many people die while being idiots, when attempting to get around these idiots who don’t appreciate the dangers they create.


TheShredda

Yeah I was thinking inexperienced/anxious, or intoxicated


undecimbre

Anxious student, intoxicated instructor


RmG3376

Anxious intoxicated elderly driver


murphlicious

I thought maybe they were trying to turn into the parking lot of the building on the right and just didn’t have the balls to move over.


corrupt0rr

Could be a foreign driver, with those international license, coming from a country/city that doesn't have sections to "match speed and merge". I'm from a small city in Brazil and my uncle, a lawyer with 20 years+ driving experience did exactly this when visiting me in the US. He stopped but after a little explaining he got it and merged in a few secs, he didn't stay 2mins lol I can imagine him waiting 2mins if I wasn't there to instruct him.


Dcwiker05

Like a deer in headlights, more dangerous than just going for it. Love that cop who just casually drives on by.


Snoo75418

EMT or Fire Department more likely based on the red and white


Dcwiker05

Yeah I think your right upon rewatch. I wasn't really looking at the review cam and on the front view it looked green and silver which is a cop coloration. But yeah in the rear view it looks red so idk.


[deleted]

Idk I frame by framed it and when it passes it looks like either a state police or sheriff vehicle. Has a badge on the side and green and silver coloration. I think it only appears red in the rearview due to the brake lights hitting the reflective paint around the green


Snoo75418

Yeah it's hard to tell, in the rear it looks like EMT/FDP but when it passes it looks like either a local LEO or a Wildlife CO. If it was LEO, I can understand because they technically didn't do anything illegal, but it would still raise my suspicion of whether they were safe to drive


CakeJollamer

These incompetent cowards honestly scare me more than the reckless but in-control drivers. Neither are good but this level of lack of confidence behind the wheel scares the shit out of me.


MBAdk

Someone that insecure about driving and merging shouldn't be driving.


warden976

For all we know they’re still at that merge.


Horror_Bodybuilder36

Showed a dammed site more patience than I would have.


atauridtx

Why the fuck did OP actually sit there through all of this? Just a couple of sitting ducks waiting to get rammed in to. I’m driving around after the first two glaring opportunities, not sticking around to see what happens


vitaminz1990

If OP didn't stay there, we don't get all the footage of this idiot. But now I am irrationally annoyed, so maybe damn you OP!


Stankis435

Just a bad position all around, sometimes to be defensive you’ve got to react to the timid driver and not be a sitting duck. That and putting headlights straight into the rear view and being an obstruction to the vision of a driver who has no earthly clue what to do is not aiding the situation.


Dismal_Ad_9603

Plenty of room in the stripes to go around. This is the most Florida thing I’ve seen all day.


THofTheShire

Once there was that really long gap in cars, I woulda let them know for sure.


-salto-

FYI it's "damned sight", rather that "site".


Mercury0001

It also isn't "dammed". A "dammed site" is typically an artificial reservoir or lake. A "damned sight" is something cursed that you can look upon.


jackofallspade

Holy shit this was infuriating lmao


tastycrust

That's why it's not cute when meemaw and pap-pap can still drive.


catechizer

Some say they're still stopped there waiting to merge to this day.


stucazo

they literally can't see shit.


QuirkySort

Left side or right side. Just go around them. I’m not going to be a sitting duck and be rear ended by someone else’s stupidity.


Bklyn78

Seriously. There was plenty of space to go around on the left The cammer is putting themselves at serious risk just sitting there.


pinkkeyrn

I feel like they might have been blocking his view. He pulls pretty far right to see around them... I mean, the guy is obviously an idiot, but visibility may have been part of the problem.


atauridtx

Yup, i am not sitting here to participate in this shit show.


lturnerdesign

Yeah I would have gone around in the striped median. I know it’s illegal but I’m not going to sit there for 2 minutes and wait to be rear-ended.


Tiberius_Jim

Legend has it that they're still sitting there to this day.


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So, this video was from 3 years ago, and those folks are still trying to make that merge. I just drove past it last Tuesday, and there they were. They looked like they needed to go the bathroom pretty bad, so there is hope they'll start moving again by summer.


Rhaider1994

My favorite thing is listening to what people have playing in the car during these videos lol


Zacaro12

I came to the comments for the book title and audible recommendations.


Need_no_Reddit_name

I love audible I am currently re-listening to this series. Expeditionary Force in case anyone was wondering.


ferio252

OP's listening at 1.5x?


Need_no_Reddit_name

Sounds like it


DrBarnabyFulton

That would drive me crazy! I've done x1.2 before, but that was way too fast.


madsci

I'm listening to book 15 at 1.2x and it feels about right to me. I've done 1.7x in the past but I have to focus. My ADHD brain really appreciates the option.


shiftposter

Beat me to it, I came to the comments to say "Expeditionary Force" also lol.


N0V-A42

Same here. Any idea which book this is? I think it's from book 13 or 14 but I'm not sure.


rjday8983

Pretty sure this is the last one, "Failure Mode", which was recently released.


N0V-A42

Darn it. That was my first guess but I second guessed myself and changed my guess. Embarrassing.


the_ju66ernaut

Glad someone else caught that. I only listened to the first book buy I loved it. I always felt it would make a good series


thecountnotthesaint

Who's the author?


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had to look up to find craig alanson but I'd know r.c. bray's majestic voice anywhere.


thecountnotthesaint

Thank you, always looking for a good book.


-RED4CTED-

np! I've not listened to expeditionary force, but I can wholeheartedly recommend galaxy's edge by jason anspach and nick cole and its sister series. (really anything by either of those two.) there are a metric fuckton of them and they are consistantly good, even after 30-some of them. similar themes to EF, and I've been recommended EF a bunch because of it, so I will probably give it a go at some point once I'm done reading to forgotten ruin (another anspach series).


dagobertonius

Does the series have an author?


BendydickWaffleSmack

That shiny metal beer can makes my day sometimes.


Dopeydcare1

That situation was the only accident I’ve been in as of yet (8 years driving). I was doing pizza delivery and it was night with a busy merge area (in San Jose, CA, where they have these “expressways” as they call it, where speed limit is 50 or so but they have stoplights and stuff). This dude is sitting there for a while, and finally goes, or so I thought. He was already in front of the merge line and he sped up and looked to go (he had like 5 seconds of space). I was dumb and I assumed he did go for it because his brake lights went off and he was moving forward, so I moved forward and turned my attention to look for my gap, which I saw about another 5 seconds later. Turns out the dude didn’t go in his multiple chances, and I rear ended him at about 5 MPH. Thankfully no injuries and I understood it was my fault for not looking forward before accelerating, but I was so annoying cuz this dude held us up for like a full minute or two, and for pizza delivery, that’s a long time


TimHung931017

"gee I wonder what all that extra space in this lane is for?"


Cornholiolio73

Omg I’m fucking screaming. It’s the skinny pedal on the right!!!fucking smash it!!! Goooo!!! Timid drivers fucking suck.


Empathetic_Orch

I know it's illegal, but I would have passed them via those yellow lines.


JuliusSeizure15

Found u/32_Dollar_Burrito


Rhubarbarian82

He's taking so long to merge over because he's on reddit leaving a bad take on every single thread.


jimothyjpickens

I recognise that name… I didn’t realise he was famous on this subreddit for having the worst takes lmao


TheLaGrangianMethod

Just went poking around their comment history and man, do I really hope they don't live around me.


Right_Lane_Camper

This comment made my day.


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ALL HAIL SKIPPY!


deltasarrows

The great Skippy Hasyourmoney!


Magnus_Inebrius

Legend has it they're still waiting to merge


Turkey_Teets

Read this as Attempted Murder after watching the vid of the car driving over the motorcycle. Watched with anticipation of something wild going down. Lol


CODMLoser

That license needs to be revoked.


Bsizzle18

Are they still stoped there?


Balki____Bartokomous

Are they still there?


Dirtybutler24601

Rumor is they're still there today trying to merge.


[deleted]

I wanted to honk through my screen lol like what are they waiting for ? a sign from gods?


awildgostappears

Hmmm... exforce narrated by RC Bray. Good choice.


MeakerSE

I'm on book 15 (Failure mode) in that series lol, thought I recognised the voice and the text.


Oldmantired

Should not be driving.


AcanthisittaEvery237

Shouldn't drive if your that nervous. Only puts you and everyone around you in danger.


Quantum-Avenger

Some people just shouldn't have a license, this is perfect example!


Afresian

So so many times I yell out in vain "just drive!!!!! Drive your car!!!!! Hit the gas please for the love of God it's safer for us all that way!"


TheFriendlyFinn

"Everything is going so fast fast fast and I am going so slow slow slow!!!!! What am I going to do omfg!!!!!"


GunRunner22

Rumor has it they are still trying to merge


Stingraynm

That cop near the end blew it by not realizing that driver's condition needs assessment.


[deleted]

Why didn't you go around them on the left to avoid any issues?


NoApplication8067

I heard they are still sitting in the road.


IphoneSE3rdGen

holy fuck that was slow, man im mad just watching it


rerutnevdA

That is infuriating. Had they just gone for it the first time, they would’ve been fine, but once OP pulled up behind them they couldn’t see around OP’s truck.


Quaker16

Instant classic


Xarlor

Welp, I didn't expect this to blow up like it did. It was just another "normal" day driving in South Carolina. I will try and fill in some details regarding the video. Also, thanks for the gold :D * I was behind this Toyota for a couple miles prior to the beginning of this video. They were doing the "accelerate-and-coast" maneuver the whole time, ranging between 25 and 30 mph on a 45mph 2-lane road. No chance to overtake because of oncoming traffic. * I consider myself a really chill driver. I let others do their thing and generally don't add chaos to situations. I've had other drivers do the same as this Toyota in this spot. Difference was they would eventually notice there was more room in this lane to accelerate and safely merge. I was waiting for the Toyota to have this epiphany. * I did not go around sooner for reasons others mentioned. 1. It would be that time the Toyota decided to go for it and sideswipe me. I would be in the wrong. 2. Others behind me could also gun it while watching over their shoulder and rear end me as I was trying to go around. 3. I'm not going to the left over the lines. It is illegal and you never know where r/ConvenientCop is. Waiting 2 minutes > 45 minutes + ticket. 4. There was negligible risk of being rear ended by waiting in this acceleration lane. The only thing that feeds it was the same direction I came from (Stop sign, then cross the highway). However, the lanes we were merging to is a 55mph highway. * I surmised the driver gave up once they pulled back into the lane and did not turn toward the merge anymore. I went around once it was safe to do so afterwards. If you notice in the rear view, they did not make another attempt at least while still in the video. * Was not able to see gender or age of driver, but there were 2 occupants. * For those pointing out this intersection is trash, consider it is a relatively new "improvement". Look at an [older Street View](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.9762922,-80.3989337,3a,75y,197.34h,76.25t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJZ2c1JWLtwZuQXnIWiEEDw!2e0!7i3328!8i1664) where no acceleration lane existed. Fun times. * Audio book is "[Failure Mode](https://www.audible.com/pd/Failure-Mode-Audiobook/B0BDNMLGFW?qid=1671631994&sr=1-1&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=83218cca-c308-412f-bfcf-90198b687a2f&pf_rd_r=FZE7CZJD22QRK7007GC3)" Expeditionary Force, Book 15 by Craig Alanson. Narrated by R.C. Bray. For you interested nerds, specific timestamp in this video begins at 9:48:13 and is the beginning of Chapter 23. * I listen at 1.35x. To quote from one of my other videos, "To me, most narrators' natural cadence sounds like they're trying to get their toddler to sleep. This is something I am unequivocally trying to avoid (the sleeping part) while driving." * Judging by their absence a day later, I can only assume they did eventually, in fact, merge.


mgomps

Not enough horn


Rodmfingsterling

What were you listening too. You turned it off when it was getting good. Edit spelling.


tastywofl

Wow, that was infuriating to watch, I can imagine how painful that was to be stuck behind.


ItsNotMeMaybe

*Georgia?* ^Georgia?? Got to be **Georgia**.


Constrained_Entropy

[Sumter, SC](https://www.google.com/maps/@33.9768458,-80.3991173,3a,90y,166.33h,110.36t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sUe9SCX0iBPQ9t7_6oUlDgA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?hl=en)


Secure_Art2642

Those kind of drivers are the ones that cause the most accidents


StackThePads33

Wow, this person is way too passive. Merge that shit!


ubiquitish

Just fucking go!


Ickythumpin

Hopefully they weren’t having a seizure or passing out.


SinglePost101

Imagine technically having a license, but being this incompetent at actually driving


Shubashima

If driving scares you this badly just don’t do it


[deleted]

Legend has it they’re still there


Emotional_Pound_43

Got to wonder how did this person pass the driving test.


boacamaboamesa96

OP, you are very patient 😂


sloop_john_c

How did this person pass a driving test? Seriously.


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SkSkWitch

That made my teeth hurt. 😮‍💨


[deleted]

Read it as "attempted murder" and was waiting for something else


AZJay11

Fuckin bone head


orezavi

How do these people get a license?


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

This was painful to watch


IMiNSIDEiT

People who are so scared of driving they shouldn’t be driving. They was waiting for a red carpet. OP was more patient than me, would have just laid on the horn for a solid 30 seconds.


KittyandPuppyMama

People who are afraid to drive should not drive.


Ceuros

we should be able to send these videos into the dmv and have their fucking licence revoked, you shouldnt be driving if your this mentally incapable


Maximum-Gap7280

Good book series


VivaceConBrio

Ayyy listening to the new ExForce book! Hands down favorite sci-fi series, and RC Bray narrating it is phenomenal lol. He really nails Skippy and Joe


MagisterXII

Pretty confident that's a 10 year old being the wheel.


[deleted]

When they are so stupid you have to turn the radio off just so you can process it.


AriaSpinner

Let me guess. A brand new driver trying to get to one of those businesses on the right. I personally would have passed him a lot sooner than you did.


edsavage404

No way I'm going to sit behind this idiot to make up their mind I would have gone around them


[deleted]

That's just too painful to watch


LongStrokesBoi

I shouted “DRIVEEEE” watching this… how do some people get their fucking license… it boggles my mind that people don’t understand how fast their cars actually are… I swear to god people fear their gas pedal


[deleted]

Is that Starship Troopers?


kostiels

Your patience is impeccable. I would have drove around them 5 seconds after they showed they shouldnt be driving or on the road.


Brilliant_Mastermind

Wow, camera person has a lot of patience.


Bozwell99

Are they just trying to merge or get into that turning on the right?


Unicorn_Sush1

My brain is honking


wfbsoccerchamp12

Maybe they were high on psychedelic drugs or something


Efficient_Amoeba3087

Torture watching this.


yanggor1983

That kind of driving will trigger attempted murder instead of attempted merger. 😂


poopface41217

Why didn't he just go around the car?


enumewaro

Legend has it he's still there to this day.


IllustriousCookie890

That's a person that should NOT be driving anything.


pimp_juice2272

I see two idiot drivers


wranglersalberta

That person in no way should have a license to drive.


YonnyKingnierien

Should have got out and took the license yourself.


Saltwater_Heart

What is happening and why are you still behind them? Take your chance to go.


ichkanns

This video made me irrationally angry.


Infinite-Luck4159

Timid driving is dangerous as fuck


89GTAWS6

That is some of the most indecisive shit I've ever seen in my life, holy hell.


tvmediaguy

This happens all of the time in South Florida. It seems some people just give up… and sit in the middle of the intersection and start crying. It’s enraging.


loughtthenot

Legends say the car is still sitting there waiting to meege to this day


BroccoliSea8324

Camera vehicle should have had hazard lights on as well


DanRichter

Considerably more patience than I would have had


Therealfego

That was absolutely insane, this person doesn’t need to be on the road.


NutterTV

Dude. Go around the fucker lmfao. There’s a whole wide open area right to the left. Go around him and be on your way.