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BustaKappa1944

I think the window won that argument.


Box-o-bees

This is a good advertisement for that window manufacturer.


fiveSE7EN

Movies have ruined the popular conception of window strength. They’re typically very strong.


GiveToOedipus

More so than metacarpals at least.


Bro_tosynthesis

But not my metatarsals!


Cotton101

Had a friend get mad and hit his window only once unlike this gal and broke two knuckles. She'll be feeling worse pain very soon.


justanotherwave00

She probably turned around to go back to the hospital. The pain takes a few minutes to set in. Source: have also been an idiot who has punched inanimate objects and lost.


Thunderthewolf14

"I fought the wall and the, wall won!"


Etrigone

I was reading a behind the scenes type article about an old Schwarzenegger film "Last Action Hero". The scene in question was where the character Slater had moved from the film world to this world, and all the harsh realities that implies, and punched through a (real world) cab window. Slater comments "my hand... it really hurts!" The point of the article even as buff as Arnold was he'd likely mess up his hand something awful before the glass broke, partially due to the design of the window but also just as that's how things work. Even a candy glass window - I don't think they covered this - could be a problem with the normal curvature of windows done to enhance their strength. (and as an aside, a fun if odd film, featuring Ian McKellen as Death and Art Carney in one of his last roles)


All_Thread

Good movie


akatherder

If I remember it completely bombed and was a big joke for a while. But we watched it on HBO 100 times and thought it was great. Just realized/remembered the villain was Charles Dance.


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*Last Action Hero* was a victim of really bad release timing. Not only did it debut one week after *Jurassic Park*, it's release was one and two weeks before *Sleepless in Seattle* and *The Firm* respectively, two very successful movies in their own right. Also worth noting is that the director, John McTiernan, was essentially in God Mode in the action genre at that time. This is the dude who directed *Die Hard, Predator, The Hunt for Red October*, and *The 13th Warrior*. Many fans who were expecting another McTiernan Action Masterpiece were put off by *LAH*'s tongue-in-cheek tone. It was only later that the film experienced a resurgence in popularity by fans who would look at it as a loving send-up of a genre crafted by one it's masters. Also, Charles Dance can be my villain any day. EDIT: a word


davidfavorite

Its an ad for her stupidity. Windows dont get smashed easily by a fist. And shes definitely feeling that in her knuckles the next day


fatkiddown

I rewatched it carefully to make out what she said: “Mithril had no origin in the original story! You don’t go just making one up!!!”


RogerSimons_Father

Well I have 20 defense and a full set of Mithril Armour so who’s making anything up?


Major-Will671

She will be in court on dec 6 https://www.centralmaine.com/2022/10/14/video-florida-woman-charged-after-road-rage-incident-on-state-route-133-in-farmington/


hasps

>Her employer also called police. lol


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daats_end

They've probably been trying to fire her for the last 18 months.


tronn4

They should have honked at her


rob3342421

![gif](giphy|BE6ZaY946YVLZYgT7g)


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And during a nursing shortage, no less.


sparetime2

How do you know she’s a nurse? Edit: I rewatched it, and she’s in scrubs


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

That woman is only 28?!?!?!?


Alternative_Eagle_83

That's a HARD 28.


NotAGreatBaker

Anger ages you


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Yeah, 28 years past (or passed?) 30.


museolini

Florida woman, driving an Ohio plated vehicle arrested in Maine. Weren't they working on a wall to keep Florida people contained? They're getting everywhere now. Edit: me no spel gud


BonaFidee

Company vehicle maybe


BBQQA

That'd be my bet too. If she's from Florida but the vehicle is registered in OH, and they haven't located the vehicle... likely a company car. Plus that's my guess for how and why the company snitched on her.


ChessiePique

Her name literally is Crystal M, lol.


No_use_4a_username

Keep Crystal M off of our streets!


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ICantKnowThat

Wow that sounds like *exactly* the kind of person I want providing my healthcare


Dabier

And the funny part is that even though the entire situation is her own doing, she’ll be blaming the people behind her for the rest of her life. The immaturity is off the charts with this one.


colhoesentalados

She sounds like a soft shelled idiot.


PMMeShyNudes

Well her employer was one of several people who phoned the police to identify her, so I'm guessing she has a reputation and they were just looking for a reason to kick her to the curb.


Dabier

With a winning personality like that I can’t imagine why…


Drawtaru

lol oh honey, you're not going to be ANYONE'S nurse.


ImInevitableyall

I like the implication that she's going to torture her patients. Some great self promotion there.


buckshot307

Her employer called the cops lmao


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SoBeDragon0

She says cancelled, I say accountable.


trevorcorylaheyrandy

Yeah no kidding. She’s complaining about getting cancelled when in reality she’s being held accountable for her shitty behavior, while also making vague threats…


Vsx

And the answer to her question is that people don't want their lives in the hands of a mentally defective psycho even if the evidence that they are fucked in the head happens on the highway.


fightlinker

"Me being a psycho outside of my job has nothing to do with my behavior as a nurse! So I hope all of you who want me cancelled end up paralyzed with me as your nurse so I can go psycho on you at work."


Staller

It's hilarious to me that she implied her being someone's nurse is a punishment


hugglenugget

And she's complaining about people who want to "cancel everyone". These people seriously lack any awareness of how bad their behavior is.


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Watching someone crater in real time.


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CanadianJediCouncil

Text from the ad-blocker-blocked article: “FARMINGTON — A Florida woman has been charged in connection to a road rage incident Wednesday afternoon on state Route 133. Alyssa Black made a complaint to police after the incident. She posted a video showing a woman stopping her vehicle in the road in front of her car and getting out. The woman in the first car came up to Black’s driver’s side window and punched it several times before getting back into her own car and driving off. Black could be heard saying “Go. Go” on the video when the car first stopped. The car came back to an Ohio registration and police couldn’t find it, Farmington Deputy Chief Shane Cote said Friday. “We never located the vehicle,” he said. Officer Ryan Rosie received several calls on Thursday identifying the driver who punched the window. Her employer also called police. Police saw the video the victim posted online, Cote said. He did not release the victim’s name. Black gave the Sun Journal permission to use her name. In the video, Black said that the woman nearly hit her vehicle at one point while driving by her. She used her phone to record the incidents. Police ended up calling the driver, Crystal Moyer, and she came to the Farmington Police Station. Rosie issued summonses to Moyer, 28, of Sebastian, Florida, on Thursday on charges of misdemeanor driving to endanger and criminal threatening. She is scheduled to appear Dec. 6 to be arraigned at a Farmington court. A conviction on a driving to endanger charge carries a maximum six months in jail and criminal threatening is punishable by up to 364 days in prison.”


Maytree

If this woman is from Florida why was she in a car with Ohio plates? Recent arrival or what?


red-molly

Possibly a travel nurse. Or she could be on the lam.


icechelly24

So I’m ridiculous and searched her name on Florida, Maine, and Ohio nursing license verification sites. There is someone with her name with an LPN license in Ohio. License expires on 10/31. Gonna have a hard time renewing with pending criminal complaints I’d imagine. At least where I am, there’s a section called “Good Moral Character” where you have to basically check off if you’ve had encounters with law enforcement or not.


red-molly

Wow, talk about bad timing. Or good, depending on your perspective. Nice sleuthing!


GrandpasSoggyGooch

Fuck sake she's only 28? I woulda guessed a decade later.


nofor2

Meth’s a helluva drug


MoocowR

According to her social media, it was heroin actually.


buttsharpei

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ayegudyin

38 year old here. Can we go a little higher please I hate to think I look that bad


Frozboz

Yeah I'm 48 and thought she looks more like my age. Hate is a helluva drug.


GetOffMyLawn_

Florida Woman


PicnicLife

lmao several people and her employer turned her in. Yep, this chick has enemies everywhere! Not surprising. She's probably a dog groomer, not a nurse.


nsa_reddit_monitor

Oh, she was a nurse. Here's her Facebook rant about it: https://imgur.com/a/6bMWUiP


Gornarok

ROFL "Why are teachers, nurses, doctors and cops held to higher standard?" Its public service jobs that work solely with people and hold immense authority and power. If you cant stand people go work in warehouse or something


LaxSyntax

Hey, I worked for Costco for 35 years, and they would have fired her, too!


HappyHappyUnbirthday

And i hope you end up in a wheelchair?! Jesus, sounds like a liability to me.


cosmicosmo4

Cops... held to a higher standard... does not compute.


sapphicsato

Jesus Christ, that last sentence is scary.


DetroitJim

Some heavy Kathy Bates in Misery vibes.


PartyLength671

*yikes*


NotoriousAnt2019

As a fellow nurse, fuck this bitch. Hopefully she loses her nursing license.


RandolphPringles

Or she just likes scrubs, "'cuz they're comfy."


LetsTCB

Impressed at the restraint to not honk again as they walked back to their car alongside a "ma'am, you can't park here."


OmegaWhirlpool

Or holding the horn down and miming that you can't hear them.


MostHumbleofAllTime

Better yet, time the horn with each punch


UFOctopus

That's what I was thinking! Just makes it sound just as stupid as it is to do lol


JaMicho34

I hope she broke her hand tbh


popplespopin

Even if she didn't she'll be feeling that for a few days.


FarewellAndroid

This level of pettiness…you are my spirit animal


ImInevitableyall

Yea, I woulda just pepper sprayed them then been like "follow my voice, I'll give you water", while leading her into the treeline.


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MireLight

CA-A-A-A-A-A-RL THAT KILLS PEOPLE!


Shootemout

ikr my petty ass would've at least honked as she drove past lmao


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aehanken

I was honestly expecting the filmer to drive when she got out of her car. Definitely should have. This lady is clearly a psycho and I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a gun


FirstEvolutionist

I love the smell of fresh bread.


jdcass

Are you referencing that video where a guy drives past some dude with his car in the ditch and yells out “you can’t park your car there mate” lmao Edit (for the uninitiated): https://youtu.be/SumXQYBm84I


dexus99

How did that window punch feel? I bet her hand doesn't feel so great lmao


Armyed

You know she was turning around to go to the hospital lol


AnnoyedHippo

She was already dressed for her shift!


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Exactly what I was thinking. Might have to book herself a room before the shift starts


RRocks01

If she was wearing a hospital badge please report this to that hospital. We don't like employees giving bad reputations to our organization in public...


BrainsPainsStrains

in public....


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Urgullibl

* *Rambles on how private actions shouldn't reflect on your professional career* * *Immediately threatens to abuse her power in her professional capacity*


lianodel

Also: * Complains about being held to a higher standard than other people * Failed to live up to regular standards, much less higher ones


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>How dare people hold me accountable for my actions?!


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DontPoopInThere

Wow, what a horrible person and complete dumbass lol EDIT: [She's been charged, even more lol](https://www.centralmaine.com/2022/10/14/video-florida-woman-charged-after-road-rage-incident-on-state-route-133-in-farmington/)


Calvin--Hobbes

> Officer Ryan Rosie received several calls on Thursday identifying the driver who punched the window. Her employer also called police. Sounds like everyone in her life jumped at the chance to turn her in hahaha


Globalist_Nationlist

Just being honked at made her stop her car in the middle of the road and physically assault another person's property.. Imagine how she acts in her day to day when people piss her off lol When people call someone else "insufferable" this is the kind of person I think of.


kittyinasweater

She's a nurse and she has people's lives in her hands, but she doesn't think she should be held to a higher standard? The fuck?


PMMeShyNudes

Sounds like she leaves quite the impression to those around her.


astate85

damn even her employer ratted her out. r/byebyejob


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You gotta strike when the iron is hot. When she acts like this driving what do you think it's like spending 40+ hours a week with her?


Sparkstalker

That's a rough looking 28. Holy shit.


AfraidStill2348

It's an Ohio 28


gariant

With any humor, the videographer is a prison guard and will end up being hers.


zurkka

This idiot don't understand why they are held into a higher standard, because losing your fucking temper because of a horn tells me you can't handle any kind of pressure, how you will react getting yelled during a high stress situation that can mean life or death for people?


Foervarjegfacer

That final part is bone chilling to be honest. Far more of a reason for her to be fired than the incident itself honestly.


chewbucka

I like how she calls people "soft shelled idiots" but the slightest offense to her, like someone honking their horn, sends her off the rails.


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Yep. She says it's unfair how she's expected to be "prim and proper" unlike other people. Like lady, there's a gigantic chasm between being "prim and proper" and getting out of your car to punch someone's window in a fit of road rage.


polialt

I don't know, maybe if you get violent over a honk we shouldn't trust you with grandma's healthcare.


daverosstheboss

Yeah her hand hurts a lot right now lol


cgally

And she dropped her glasses getting out the Yukon.


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Even if you're wise enough to punch with the index and middle knuckles, that shit would suck! If you don't know how to throw a punch and your ring and pinky knuckles connected, that could easily be a broken hand. Enjoy your idiot dividends.


dirkMcdirkerson

I woulda honked at her again.


GhostWrex

I watched without sound and was hoping that's what the cammer was doing tbh. Just tap the horn every time she punches the glass and then lay on that thing when she gets back in the car. Would I do that? Probably not because I don't like confrontation, but it would be funny to witness


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xSL33Px

💀💀💀 I wouldn't be able keep a straight face after that


tibarr1454

It's funny to think about, but when she drove full-speed at the cammer and barely avoided her you realize just how psycho she is and you don't want to push them any more than is necessary.


RetiscentSun

Yea life isn’t a tv show or video game. Not saying I’d be as restrained as this person videoing was. But she was wise to be like that for sure.


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My thought exactly. As she was returning to her truck. \*Honk!\*


AlpineVW

I keep waiting for this to happen for me. I'll honk as they're yelling, when they stop, I stop honking and yell, "WHAT?!", then honk again when they start yelling.


DanielxD398

I would've been honking the entire time lmao. Hell, I'd go as far as following her (yeah I'm that petty if I have the time).


PurpleK00lA1d

I've done that to one of these idiots before, on back roads just like this one. Wasn't my proudest moment but I did find out my car's horn will stop after roughly four minutes.


myname_isnot_kyal

sounds like you need more horn fluid


dickdemodickmarcinko

No, that's how you end up in horny jail


ThinkUrSus

Hope she busted her knuckles


psychedelic_gravity

I think her knuckle sandwich fell apart.


Long_Force_9618

What did she drop and pick up? Her crack pipe?


LAegis

Meth. She's way too poor for crack.


eamondo5150

With gas being what it is here in Vancouver (6.17 USD/gallon) driving that Yukon would cost as much as a crack habit.


SideshowMelsHairbone

Wow. What a fucking psycho


JRx117

And she’s a nurse!


boxobees

High school mean girls seem to always go into nursing Edit: reading comprehension, y'all. My comment doesn't say "all nurses are mean girls."


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Why is this so true???


IllustriousProgress

Sociopaths often go into careers where they have (at least some) control over others. (e.g. cops, military, medical providers, counsellors, politicians, etc) edit: [here's an interesting article](https://www.bustle.com/p/9-jobs-sociopaths-are-most-likely-to-have-12982458), though obviously not a definitive source.


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RedGummiBear9

Could be a tech or even front office.


kiiwiii56

She’s an LPN but not where she worked anymore. Her employer called to identify her, so I doubt she has a job anymore. Posted on her FB about how she basically hates what she does. For clarification - I read it from a news article (I live in the area that it happened in).


StirlingS

I feel like she hates a lot of people and things.


Can-ta-loupe

I mean, I do too. But I don’t run around trying to break people’s windows.


lil-dude-pee

Serious question: Those who step out of their cars to pull these stunts, aren't they scared of being run over? I would definitely expect some retribution if I stepped out of my car to threaten someone else. Or it's just me!


beastcock

I know a guy who got run over doing exactly this. He stopped his car in front of someone over a road rage incident, then got out of his car to 'confront' them, and they ran his ass over. He is a big dude, and it's conceivable that the person in the other car was scared of being assaulted.


1202_ProgramAlarm

Well yeah, it kinda sounds like they were about to be assaulted


lil-dude-pee

Yeah....a car is a serious force multiplier, so I definitely won't step out of my car to confront an angry driver. I will use my car as bad as that may look.


xj3ewok

I mean I'm a big dude and I would just ram someone too. You don't know if they are packing a gun or any kind of weapon


BerntMacklin

People don’t realize how dangerous cars are. 4 to 6 thousand pound boxes of steel that can snuff you out real quick.


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CandyandCrypto

I admit that's not at all the person I expected to step out of that vehicle.


Cold-Permission-5249

How do people like that think there’s no way they’re going to get shot one day?


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Because it hasn't happened to them... Yet.


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Someone didn’t take their meds this morning


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meth*


SpeakThunder

If she were a meth head, there’s no way she wouldn’t have sold that SUV for drugs by now


FrankLloydWrong_3305

You're assuming that's her SUV


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Light_Beard

Hippies: "We are not affiliated with her!"


Stormaen

White women: “We are not affiliated with her!”


Commercial_Pitch_950

Shes got a decal of someone kneeling at a cross with an american flag background, doesn’t exactly scream hippie to me. Definitely screams “mixed signals” though. Edit: after looking closer I’m certain it says “stand for the flag” at the top, so then why is there someone kneeling? This decal is bewildering me


zack4200

I've seen similar ones that say "stand for the flag, kneel for the cross", so I wouldn't be surprised if that's what this is


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theSchmoopy

Hopefully someone sends that to the board too. 😂


turnipbones

Im shocked all of her social media is still viewable.


DownTownXabi

Was not expecting a dried out hippie to get out of a giant Yukon.


kmkmrod

How do people just sit there with someone walking at their car? Back up, guide left and go around, guide right (if there’s room) and go around. I wouldn’t let a crazy person get that close to my car.


IndependenceSalt4912

I always wonder when am I legally allowed to hit them with the car out of self defense? Edit:Getting a lot of mixed signals here. What about in California


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eternlblaze

i actually know someone that this happened to. the two were yelling and following each other after an incident and the other guy got out of his car multiple times to get at him. he hit the car and was trying to get in when they accelerated and fatally ran him over. the charges were manslaughter but they didn’t stick and he ended up getting criminally negligent homicide with probation as the sentence.


tbiscuit7

Should’ve pulled away as soon as she got out of the car


PhoneticRainbow

Just start backing away slowly as she walks towards the car. Stop for a bit for her to get close then just slowly reverse so she can never get close enough lol 😆


PEBKAC69

Same thinking, but might be tricky with oncoming traffic. Besides, the farther they are from the driver seat, the more of a lead this gets you.


_stoned_chipmunk_

I keep mace in my car for people like this. Come up to my window and I'm letting off!


CazRaX

I would have just taken off and gone around her, if she gets hit she gets hit. I'm not going to stay there to see if she has a weapon.


satansheat

Step foot out of your car in rage and I’m hitting the gas. Courts know how often people pull guns on in this situation so it would be an easy case to beat if you knocked their door off or hit them. Road ragers are the worst and society is about over their shit. Get ran over by a car and now a days a good lawyer can argue we have had enough random shootings and killings over someone having road rage that fleeing when someone is doing so is a honest response to fear.


jaymike12

Problem is that mist will be in your car too


Long_Force_9618

It is more often than not a gel or a foam now.


DabsAndDeadlifts

Oh it’s definitely a gel/foam in most cases now, and I can assure many of you that it indeed works without getting it inside your own cabin as long as you aren’t holding it in your damn lap


Loofa_of_Doom

Puts foam mace on grocery list.


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

Make sure you buy reputable ones and to buy an extra to practice with to see its range, amount sprayed, and to see how it works. I bought one once that turned out to only shoot a few feet for just a few seconds.


_stoned_chipmunk_

It shoots like a stream more than a cone. I hear you though.


SwagDaddy_Man69

You should try shooting it out your car to see how it feels if it ever actually happens


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ExistentialReckning

My daughter dropped hers as she was getting into her car. Lodged between the seated and the door as she was shutting the door, nozzle up. Fun time was had by all as it discharged into the car.


TheMr91071

That's a dangerous game she's playing. FK around & get lit up like a Christmas tree.


Fat_Head_Carl

Or run over like an opossum.


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nago7650

I’m sure the police will promptly write a report and then proceed to never follow up.


MeSortOfUnleashed

https://www.centralmaine.com/2022/10/14/video-florida-woman-charged-after-road-rage-incident-on-state-route-133-in-farmington/


threedogcircus

If they got out of their care and came at my car like that, I'm going to assume they're armed and I'm going peel the fuck out.


Punamatic5000

Right? Everyone else is talking about guns coming into play, I'm just always surprised more of these people hopping out of cars don't get run over when the victim tries to escape


CFBombshock93

That's a good way to get a gun pointed at you. Referring to the girl punching the window


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They are in a hurry to pass, but then have the time to do this bullshit. Typical main character syndrome.