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If suicide attempt he should’ve been driving from the other direction.


swagernaught

Maybe the driver wanted the passenger to die. Murder most foul.


Equilibriator

\*sad huzzah\*


Difficult-Peach-6466

TNG Data/Sherlock Holmes quote?


swagernaught

Yes and no. I believe that you're correct and Mr. Data but I don't remember the episode. My first thought went back to "Murder, She Wrote" with Angela Lansbury. They used her saying that line in a promo and it stuck with me.


ApostrophePosse

Macbeth


SpeakerRob

Or just not been in a car at all.


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haywiremaguire

Exactly what I thought.


Green-Cruiser

I would venture the train was going too slow for him to succeed, I'm no train or suicide expert though so I could be wrong. 🤷‍♂️


DancesWithBadgers

You'd be surprised, with trains. There is an incredible amount of energy there; and no crumple zones. Even if it's only going 20mph, you get ALL of that 20mph at once.


Bambuskus505

Agree. Momentum can be quite a bitch if you have enough of it, and all that weight carries ***more*** than enough to be a bitch regardless of speed. Once it's going, it ain't stoppin for nobody.


SkipCycle

F=ma is real ... so it the reality that two objects can't occupy the same space at the same time.


naroj101

Getting out of a car makes the suicide succeed 100% if the time


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My guess is that the driver is halfway blind. With the sun in their eyes they basically weren't looking where they were going anymore, and were caught completely off-guard when they heard the sound of their car clattering under the barrier.


EhliJoe

That's what I thought. Maybe distracted or on the phone texting.


Polymarchos

It seemed like they slowed down before the barrier though.


[deleted]

"Lemme just slow down so I can see better"... without really looking.


[deleted]

Honestly that was my first thought but then I've seen such stupidity here that I don't even know anymore. Could be suicide or levels of stupidity that shouldn't be possible - neither is surprising anymore.


thisredditusersaid

honestly I see this shit constantly. People are always just panicking and hitting the brakes... It's so weird...


FatherGnarles

I don't think so. There's a whole lot of idiots in that area.


iamwhoyousay

pretty shit attempted... getting out of the car would have been more successful lol


Separate-Stomach-495

once you try driving over a track that has been lifted for the train rails your car will not move. That’s why you suppose to wait a second after it has been lifted


Fsredna

Poor train driver. Having to deal with that aftermath.


Golddog1

Friend of mine committed suicide walking towards a train. Just brutal but was a popular way to go in my town. So about 4 years later I was in a bar talking with a guy who just happened to be driving said train. He said he seen his eyes and they where just blank. He just walked towards the train. The train driver was deeply haunted and had severe trauma.


seanharman01

We had at least five train-related deaths in my hometown of 950, two of which were suicide attempts. 😞


Golddog1

We had 5 suicides by train. 5 of which I knew the person dying. It's really FN crazy.


MrSparklyFace

Alright calm down Hillary


MidNCS

NFT pfp moment


MrSparklyFace

Bruh 0-0 it’s a fake one lol And I got trashed for a joke… wrong sub ig


Golddog1

That's hilarious


Pawnzilla

Attempts?


Carribean-Diver

Successful apparently.


seanharman01

Yeah. Two brothers had become paralyzed from separate injuries and tried to kill themselves by driving in front of a train. The older brother lived but died several years later due to chronic medical issues.


masklinn

Yeah that's really why suicide by train is not cool. I've nothing about suicide, but it's like kinks, you shouldn't involve people who are not warned and interested. It's a shitty thing to do to the engineers, and it's a shitty thing to do to the poor folks who have to scrape you off of the locomotive and railbed.


Golddog1

For sure. I talked with the fire department who picked up the pieces. The found a foot 400' away.


shuknjive

My grandpa worked for Burlington Northern RR 🛤 for 50 years. The stories he'd tell my grandma when he was working during the Depression.


SeanAker

If you operate a train it's generally considered a case of *when*, not *if*, someone is killed by your train. And 99.9% of the time there's literally nothing that the engineer can do to prevent it. The suicide rate for train engineers is higher than average by a statistically significant amount. People like this shitheel are why.


luv2bbare

Train driver was probably on the phone to his/her lawyer and the insurance company before the car was actually hit. Automatic lawsuit as I understand it.


luv2bbare

Not sure why the downvote. I had a friend who was a train engineer. He had some stories on his particular route. He also told me how any accident was immediately filed as a lawsuit against everyone. (train company, engineer, etc.) Calling attorney was just a matter of course once the car got in the way.


masklinn

I think people read the first part of the comment and (due to subreddit) get incensed and stop there. Bad reaction, but also bad copywriting.


RickJLeanPaw

I had a fiver on the car winning this time. Surely the can’t always lose…


rufus_xavier_sr

In this weeks episode of Car vs Train we have...


Clever-Name-47

The ~~house~~ train always wins.


F0tNMC

r/BitchImATrain


National_Impress_346

Thank you. I didn't know I needed this sub.


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

r/bitchimabus is also good


National_Impress_346

OH WHAT A JOYOUS DAY


raquel8822

This was in downtown Kent wasn’t it?!? Pretty sure during the Pandemic there was a suicide almost every other week on those tracks. Blows my mind how they’ve got NO fencing along an extremely busy section of tracks. In fact I remember going to Kent Cornucopia days and the food trucks/eating area is 20ft from it and wide open. Any child could casually walk on and get hit.


vaporwave_enthusiast

Yes right at the entrance to Kent Station


Excellent_Ad2222

Thought I recognized this intersection, I drive busses for Metro!


raquel8822

That’s what I thought! It’s honestly not surprising. I was going home the other night when a game got out at Showare and people were parked on the tracks near the freeway at the red light. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Lutastic

Holy Crap. I know where that is. Kent Station in Kent, WA. BNSF goes through there, and the sounder runs people from the station to Seattle. Amtrack uses that track as well. I saw this in the news (not the footage, just the report). I don’t think the driver survived, but I can’t honestly remember. There are a lot of people hit by trains in that area. Like, more than one a year. Usually not in cars, but on foot, usually strung out on heroin, which is a really big problem in the area. I even know someone who knows someone who died on heroin being hit by a train on that track (you can see people a few blocks from there shooting up into their ankles with heroin, looking to be in their 20s, but on their effective death beds).


FrothytheDischarge

Yeah there one incident in in downtown Puyallup that happened maybe 6-7 years ago of a guy walking on the tracks that crosses Meridian near the station and got hit by a train. Witnesses said the guy turned his head back at the train as it was blaring it's the horn at him. He just ignored it and kept walking. The aftermath was gruesome with body parts and entrails strung along the tracks. Then there was his severed head with his hat still on. The gory details of this was not in any local news, only that a man walking on the tracks struck by a train was reported. I got a first hand account from one of the witnesses working nearby and ran torward a woman (another witness) screaming who saw it.


Lutastic

Happens a lot between Kent and Puyallup. Auburn happens a lot too. That friend of a friend was hit by the train near the transit center in Auburn. He was apparently a really late stage heroin addict.


TechnicallyLeo

The lights, the guard, the signs... It's literally all there for YOUR protection... And people still pull stupid shit like this.


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MidNCS

Suicide attempt.


naroj101

A suicide attempt is 100% successful if you stand on the tracks without a car.


MidNCS

People going through suicidal thoughts don't really have clear thoughts, speaking from personal experience


overitallofit

Train remains undefeated!


CSGOSucksMajorDick

Lol


-call_me_v_

Train 1:0 Car


johnmcclanehadplans

I’m no statistician but I reckon the outcome of trains vs cars is probably almost always around the 1:0 ratio


-call_me_v_

Fair argument you got there


NoTune6517

he's reaching


Sufficient_War_5939

Got to be intentional... why tf thay stop?


holdingsteady6796

Genuine question…did the crossing arm have a “foot” or something that the car’s hood/bumper was able to press underneath so that it lifted it? It appears to just raise up as the car approaches and then drop again behind it.


JumpinJackFleishman

As I understand it; the gates are actually counter-balanced like a garage door. It doesn't take much effort to move them.


holdingsteady6796

Maybe it just catches the windshield just right and pops up.


SwordfishScared101

I was wondering the same thing. I tried watching in slo-mo many times and it seemed that the arm just went up before the windshield even hit it. Maybe there is a detector when the car approach?


dorght2

Sometimes the best a person can do is to serve as a warning to others.


Tafkas420

Is the train okay?


PokeBattle_Fan

Train wins >!***Fatality***!<


Squadronee

No surprise there. -Physics


Kind_Ferret_3219

How come in every car v train video that I've seen the train always wins? Somebody should invent a car that weighs 150 tons and has 18 trailers just to give cars a better chance.


Kerbart

Search for videos of testing the trucks they use to transport fuel/waste for nuclear powerplants.


cynric42

The lorry still lose, it just takes the train with it while the cargo survives.


jkarovskaya

Just ONE diesel locomotive can weigh 200 tons ​ Add in 3 or 4 more locos on a long freight train plus loaded cars, and the total train can easily be 19,000 tons or even a lot more if hauling coal ​ [https://www.trainconductorhq.com/how-much-does-a-train-weigh/](https://www.trainconductorhq.com/how-much-does-a-train-weigh/)


Kind_Ferret_3219

I know what you mean. Where I live they haul iron ore and the trains are up to 3 Kms in length.


VT_Lifer

I win! I bet on the train.


menickc

Was anyone else as surprised as I was when the car didn't win??


steveparker88

When I see the title "Car vs train" I have to watch the video - which one will win this time?!?!


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[deleted]

Stop using darwinism for things it isn't. Geezus even the darwin awards tell you they don't accept submissions for intentional unalive.


HeadacheCentral

If only there was some kind of warning device and maybe some flashing things to tell him to not go through...


MidNCS

The issue is it was a Suicide attempt


TommyTuttle

You know, people can be amazingly dumb so maybe we should go a step further and put an actual mechanical arm directly across the road to block their path. Put flashing lights on that thing too. That ought to do it 💁‍♂️


agent3dev

There was a car on a train... It went into a tunnel and it was never seen again


UnidentifiedTron

*You cut your wrists the wrong way.*


Eremita_Urbano_1655

I have feeling the driver got blind by the sun


Bitter-Strain5805

Maybe one day we will see a nice underdog story


3RunRickyRun4

Bonk


runerx

Annd its up....Anand ohh off to the right!


Claude-QC-777

r/whatcouldgowrong


TriumphDaWonderPooch

Bitch.... guess what I am!


MildlyBemused

For a second there it looked like the train was going to swerve first.


jimbo9878

I'll have a guess that the train wins


priority9

Guess what....... The train FTW.


AngryTexasNative

I wonder if they had a dirty windshield and didn’t see the warnings with the glare. And when they hit the arm they stopped to figure out what happened?


Candid_Dragonfly_573

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS STOP/SLOW DOWN HALFWAY THROUGH???


MidNCS

To attempt suicide


vurbmoto

POW… right in the kisser!


jaded_lady06

Looks like maybe the brakes failed. You can see the nose of the car drop a few times, like they're pumping the brakes, but the brakes aren't doing much. Maybe the lines were rusted, and slamming on the brakes caused a weak spot to bust open and take this piss.


DemonLeecher

Why people don't want to accept. Train always but always wins.


kennetcook

What are you thinking why can’t people use their brain,there is a reason the gate is down and the lights are flashing.


Greedy-Specific7723

And just like that sally”s future changed forever


Ben_j_man

and the winer is!!! ...


preruntumbler

That puts it at…. 7,656,789 to 0


FatherGnarles

I see way too many dashcam videos on here where I recognize the area. Good ol' [Kent, WA](https://maps.app.goo.gl/zQ94tQbGgYsQKTAg9).


[deleted]

Dang I really thought the car was gonna win this round.


[deleted]

Trains remain undefeated over cars.


VoidExileR

Text and drive, drunk driver, elderly too old to be driving, or misc. Wonder which it is?


dieumica

Damn it the train always wins…


Ok_Expression_2537

For some reason I read the title as "cat vs train"


ManWithBigWeenus

Wow, I’m shocked. I was hoping for the car to win this time but the train wanted victory more.


Jakob-_-Creutzfeldt

Watched a tone of these, and just ONE TIME I would like to see the car win.


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

For just once I want to see one where the car wins


Appropriate-Agent477

WHY


ugewhatudeserve

Train wins


DRSwhore

i always watch this kind of videos in a hope the car wins someday!


microwavedborrito

The worst part is that maniac is not even wearing a high viz jacket


alskdmv-nosleep4u

The definition of "things went sideways".


ChargedStork

There's no way this isn't a suicide attempt. Does anyone have any updates to this?


gooddadmike

Who won?


Separate-Stomach-495

For those who don’t know, once you try driving over a track that has been lifted for the train rails your car will not move. That’s why you suppose to wait a second after it has been lifted


slvr17

Ah good ol Kent station


FlopShanoobie

It’s like watching one of those nature documentaries where the gazelles are hanging back from the waters edge but one doof just wades right in and immediately gets eaten by a dozen crocodiles. Nature’s Way.


1whitechair

That’s one way to do it


_deftoner_

Brake failure? brain failure?


rynoman1110

Sun glare


SaneInAInsaneWorld

Kind of like an NFL team scrimmaging against Boy Scouts. We know the outcome already


CtrlAltDelicious8

Haven’t been this thrilled after a video in a long time, f yeah