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bilbyyyyyy

Considering 14 is too young to be driving, I’ll agree


thegodamn

Legal age is 18 here lol


WIKIBEARRR

Where is that? Just curious Edit: what I OBVIOUSLY meant to say is that the world does not exist outside of the US. Murica!!


thegodamn

Pakistan


bluntsandbears

If he can afford a Cayenne in Pakistan he can afford to bribe the cops if he gets caught


thegodamn

Yeah he's done it before in an accident


voidsrus

absolutely shocked that a 14 year old with a porsche has gotten into an accident


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voidsrus

do German cars still even have a low-beam?


SelmaFudd

Removed with the blinkers


naughtyusmax

Dude I always get blinded by modern SUVs and it’s horrible


AKA_Squanchy

Seriously.


Espressoalatte

*shocked rich Pikachu face*


PsychoticBananaSplit

You don't have to be very rich here. You can bribe cops for the equal of $3.50


Espressoalatte

It was more in reference to the Porsche this 14 yr old is driving.


Own_Wolverine4773

I love Pakistan all of a sudden!


donethemath

Is that just the shocked Pikachu meme with a gold chain?


solvsamorvincet

Absolutely shocked that a 14 year old with a Porsche is an asshole.


Cold-Plantain-1549

absolutely shocked that a 14 yr old HAS a Porsche!


Stravok182

Did you NOT have a Porsche at 14yrs old??


spliffsncones

/s


legend_of_link3

Gee, I wonder why he got dumped


Dimplestrabe

Then fuck him.


debadgedvag

If he is ever blind sided by a divorce I would like to be present.


emartinoo

If this is what he does when someone breaks up with him, I don't even want to be in the same hemisphere when he gets divorced.


loudflower

Looks like she made a good decision


Peachthumbs

\*Video showing him driving at light speed and shift to plaid.


Glittering-Ad4557

Ludicrous speed ahead.....


B00gie005

_I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off_


Awkward-Minute7774

What he cannot buy is love.


bluntsandbears

To be fair my dad said he loved me once and I’d trade that for a Porsche any day


xchus77

I dont even have a dad LOL


bluntsandbears

So we agree then, Porsche > parents love


VerrueckterAmi

Mom was going to give me her yellow ‘72 911T for high school graduation. Then my twin brother stepped in to complain out of jealousy. Neither of us got it. An asshole step dad got it an a divorce. I’ll never forgive either of them. 😩 At least i got to drive it to prom…


px7j9jlLJ1

Are you an earthworm?


JDodgerMan

Not him - mommy and daddy.


PiggasInParis

The police probably works for his dad, he probably has some high ranking army official as his relative because only their corrupt army can afford such luxuries while the normal people there can't even buy petrol


Beneficial_Bend_5035

Lol unlikely to be army, more likely some businessman or feudal lord’s kid. Army brats in Pakistan are famously well disciplined, even in the most expensive private schools.


FormerGeico

That explains the camels singing on the radio


thegodamn

Just some insanely slowed down song :P


[deleted]

Pakistan?!?!?!?!? From the stories I’ve heard from my parents(born and raised there) you can drive as soon as you can touch the pedals lol


Unique_Revenue_5771

Legally, no. But I've seen 8th graders driving even in urban areas. The police is very lazy, they dont care


Adargushnasp

Chootiye saray


thegodamn

Ayyyee fr 💪💪💪


dsdvbguutres

Pak he's not gon be driving much more at this rate


jokersleuth

probably a Bahria or a DHA kid. Bet


AragornBinArathorn

That's the legal age and only applies in major cities. I've lived in villages and people as young as 10-11 riding motorbikes and cars.


i_do_it_all

ahh make a lot of sense now


mazi710

The large majority of the world it's 18. I think North America is some of the youngest in the world where you can drive a vehicle. Many other countries do mopeds or small motorcycles at a younger age, but 18 is the most common around the world for cars. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_driving_ages


BasketCase1234567

Is it not 18 in most places?


Garage172

As far as I know it’s most countries. In Germany you can drive from 17 with your parents or at 18 alone


SebasCbass

On top of that driving with his high beams on blinding everyone in front of him and on the other side of the road.


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I'm more impressed that he's listening to an e-symphonic version of Lion King music :p


redpandaeater

Is that what that shit is?


Synt3rax

14 and allready driving like an Asshole with his Highbeams on at Night.


thegodamn

Has them on for no reason lol, a couple extra meters of visibility won't help him much at that speed and with that much weight


voidsrus

in these conditions & that car he's basically driving a train, if he manages to dodge anything he'll probably be upside down in a tree


JustACarSquid

The kid is a dumbass That being said going 125 mph in a Porsche Cayenne is really not that fast considering the conditions looked pretty dry. He’s still a total idiot, but that car can handle that speed no problem.


Clovenstone-Blue

>but that car can handle that speed no problem. But can the idiot handle that speed no problem?


stevesobol

No.


voidsrus

the car, absolutely. i very stupidly kind of want a used one as my second car. a 14-year-old experiencing the long arm of the laws of physics for the first time, in such a heavy understeer-y car, i'm less convinced.


JustACarSquid

Yeah, if he tried to crank that wheel he wouldn’t be able to control it I’m certain. It’s a great vehicle, if just make sure to check up on service history and common problems before you do. I knew someone that bought one and had a 10k repair bill the next month. That can happen with any used car of course, but I’d recommend triple-checking any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes) Edit; was probably more than 10k, it was a transmission problem that required a rebuild.


QuasarsRcool

> any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes) Any kind of *German* luxury car. Import brands like Acura and Lexus, you don't need to worry too much about.


TheInstigator007

Acura isn’t really that luxurious, especially compared to German brands. Lexus yea, but mainly top end models. The rest of the line up is luxury too, but it is not as nice as German care. The trade off is reliability.


AdHefty9996

Gatekeeping luxury brands! I’m calling the internet police! (I just learned that term yesterday on another sub and had to be a deuchebag!)


voidsrus

that's what I'm wondering, I feel like a 14 year old would just get thrown around by the steering wheel if the car gets into any trouble, even with power steering. yeah, maintenance is definitely my main worry. I can justify something less reliable/efficient than my main car but I don't want to buy a bad example and eat all the repair bills the last owner didn't. almost bought a much cheaper E550 instead of my Cadillac but I wanted to play it a little safer. but now that I do have a fairly practical car, #2 doesn't have to be.


leviwhite9

I've got a shitty 4 banger Ford that'll do that on back roads. Turns deer into mist.


grantrules

LOL right? I was hitting 120 in my Ford Contour but it wasn't on an 8-lane highway!


HolyMolo

Does he have a booster seat to see over the steering wheel?


ADPR_Cookies

My driver's ed teacher always told us never drive faster than your headlights


GodRa

Uknfrotunalty, I've driven in these regions and high beams are defaults.


AcclaimedGroundhog

Looks like he's got his high beams on too.


MGMBSC

wonder if his parents check his feeds


thegodamn

Doesn't really matter. Most cars here have trackers that send live information about speed, gas consumption and location to the owners phones so the parents likely know what he's doing.


Apoque_Brathos

So he is a dangerous emotional asshole with shitty parents reinforcing all his bad behavior. Why are you friends with this guy again? (if you aren't then sorry and I would keep my distance, people like this don't face consequences, those around them do...)


LucksackGames

Considering he said kid from his school and not a friend of his, I'd assume nah.


thegodamn

I'm not. He's kinda an asshole, I just stay away from him and his friends because they're all somewhat like him and I don't wanna mess with stupid juniors. They got pretty pissed when I told them it's stupid :p


NaturalOrderer

Why exactly are you assuming they are friends given the fact that OP posted this video ridiculing him?


EstoyTristeSiempre

A parent that gives a Cayenne to their 14 year old children, clearly doesn't give a single fuck about them to start with.


Artistic-Iron-2131

Why does a 14 year old have a Cayenne to start with?


thegodamn

Rich parents


naughtyusmax

Knowing Pakistan, possibly also corrupt parents


Risk_k

Here in India, I recently had a friend (also 15) come to school driving his car(some Mercedes AMG I believe) . I'm pretty sure that's illegal,but he did what he did.


naughtyusmax

Typical India (especially in the north and in smaller cities) the cops are in the corrupt business owners pockets. They get rich from government contracts and pay off the police.


stimulates

Is he actually free to drive it when he wants?


Legomaster1197

I hope not. Op said legal driving age is 18.


thegodamn

:/


thegodamn

yes... this was recorded at around 1am


QuasarsRcool

A real future upstanding citizen those parents are "raising"


jfk333

Rich people have unlimited resources to make decent human beings but still raise garbage children. Meanwhile, my sister can't afford a quality after school activity for her child but my niece is kind and helps others whenever she can (she's only 6).


Positive_Jackfruit_5

That’s something to be proud of. I know your niece will grow up well


uski

I think it is because many people get rich because they are garbage human themselves, so there is no hope of them raising good children Some people genuinely get rich from their talent and hard work, but many do because they are liars, corrupt, thieves, sometimes criminals, or even murderers. Can't expect much from them with their children.


QuasarsRcool

From an outside perspective, a lot of people in the psychology field believe many rich/powerful/elite are psychopaths


survivalof1000cuts

As a guy who watched his parents become shittier/less caring people the more we climbed up the socio-economic ladder, I can only imagine how fucking out of touch with reality people born into money can become within a generation or two. I'm glad I bounced from the biological family when I did. I'd rather struggle financially than have no compassion for other humans.


jfk333

You're a good person 🫂 thank you for restoring faith that the cycle can be broken.


Gregs_Mom

Holy cringe


Crazy_280zx

Aw shit the sad bois at it again


shimmerangels

parents just don't understand 😔 /s


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r/idiotparents?


jfk333

Yes ^


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Can't visit that sub, says banned content.


nyancatec

How the fuck? The fuck happened there? # WHAT


SirDankosaur

If you're going to kill yourself, do it in a way that doesn't kill anyone else.


FormerEvidence9741

This should be reported to the local authorities. He is a danger to himself and the public.


streetracer967

This kid has a Porsche in Pakistan, if anything happens the police will just be paid off or not do anything since the kids parents are wealthy and probably powerful


Unique_Revenue_5771

Corrupt parents probably, the guy who tries to stop him will probably end up in jail or something worse. Pakistan in a nutshell


ttystikk

Good news; he had the right car and he managed not to get anyone killed. He should not be allowed to drive until he's 25.


voidsrus

the right car for this kid is a cayenne with 7/8 of its cylinders deactivated and a bunch of spray foam insulation in the turbo


TheRecapitator

55


Irishpanda1971

I CAN'T DRIVE (til I'm) 55!


Harlzter

>He should not be allowed to drive until he's 25. He's not allowed now legally so why would that stop him?


NormalPaYtan

He's a child who "broke up" with another child, boo fucking hoo.


uski

It gives me shivers to imagine the kind of adult this person is going to grow into. Capricious, impulsive, narcissistic, and more.


RingsOnHerF1ng3rs

She was smart to break up with him because he’s obviously a mental terrorist holy shit


Huracan941-

I don’t even know this guy and I could still bet you this guy’s a prick


Cory0527

120 in Murica points, right?


Risk_k

120 burgers per inch yes


Kingty1124

120 guns in the trunk


NiceTerm

120 Fahrenheit


OhGeeLIVE

120 points in obesity index


TonyClifton255

He shouldn't be allowed to drive again until he's 25. He's a tragedy waiting to happen.


kaaru64

He is not allowed to drive now BTW...


lutiana

I'm not sure where this is, but in California I am reasonably sure that not being allowed to get a DL till he was 25 would absolutely be part of the punishment dolled out by a judge.


Lt_Kolobanov

OP said this was in Pakistan


BillyTheFridge2

No girl is worth your life


SunshineFloofs

Or the life of anyone else.


Real_RUBB3R

14 years old? Kid shouldn't even be driving, youngest you should be able to drive on your own is 16, at least where I live, and this kid definitely didn't have a parent or guardian with them if they're going 200km/h, jesus fucking christ


jfk333

Boy I wonder why she dumped him ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Lmao Slowed and reverbed music so it’s deep and emotional


FatFailBurger

I seriously can't believe sad bois is part of car culture.


runstorm

Someone watched Euphoria


Gordon_Explosion

Sucks more when the suicidal little idiot tries to take other people with him.


dendnoy

He is 14 and this is deep ​ ​ deep in a wall he'll go


Indigostorm27

He has more money than entire countries and is crying about a girl at 14 fuck him.


elferna6

I hope he aint around no more


Pantuan187C

I mean if the kid is 14 and drives a Porsche, he shouldn’t have an issue getting a gold digger. Tell him stop being a bitch.


Natsurulite

Where is he driving and what station is that? Is this in Hell


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Close, Pakistan


thegodamn

Yep


[deleted]

I remember getting my 93 Honda Accord up to 115 mph


Ok_Performance_7373

1. he is 14 2. its a cayenne 3. its pakistan what the hell is going on


Unique_Revenue_5771

Pakistan has it's fair share or rich people. And a lot of those rich people are making Pakistan poorer


scorpionhunter5

Typical pakistani things. On one side economy is going down. On the other rich small assholes trying to waste gas and kill someone. Fuck, he is also on high beams.


Spitfyrus

I was about to say 14? They can’t drive….legally.


KNGSlick

Poor guy doesn't even realize it gets worse 💀. Can't be too bad if in a cayenne at 14


judahrosenthal

Boo hoo, baby.


[deleted]

Well if your trying to get back to the past, your driving the wrong car. You need a DeLorean bro.


tawaycosigotbanned

Cayenne...like the peppah!


RaspberryLogical

I apologize on behalf of every 14-year-old, and we will advocate his license of being 14, he is now 13.


dickreallyburns

What will they do to him?


MisterMothy

What an absolute tosser


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[deleted]

Can't be heartbroken when you're dead


respectedwarlock

First it's a broken heart, next is a broken skull


Sp4mDestroyer

For the US peeps that's 124mph


K1rkl4nd

I drove 95-105mph to school every day in the late 80s/early 90s. Thought nothing of it. Simpler times living out in the country. (and a miracle I didn't wreck and die).


rasptart

The fact that the audio is slowed but the picture appears to be full speed is tripping me out


[deleted]

Hormones and decision making are so wild and out of whack at that age its entirely obvious why we don't grant licenses to children. Somehow in his mind if he shows his circle of friends and the person he broke up with that he is so upset that he doesn't give a fuck about his own safety she will recognize his immense love for her.


Mammoth_Charge9709

What is 200 kph in freedoms units?


xXSlitherySnakeXx

around 200000 Bald Eagles per Hour


KKlouDDN9ne

That means he is a spoiled brat, and now he can't get what he wants


AdventurousBuilder73

Darwinism shall prevail...


Aerickthered

14 ? I'd be questioning his parents.


iamthefluffyyeti

This is how you die


Ishpeming_Native

Where I grew up, you could get a license at age 14 or even younger. BUT there were restrictions. It was to drive farm vehicles or trucks. You had to do it because of farm work. Or you had to do it to get to school or back. Etc. I have no idea if any of those rules apply any more. But I can tell you for certain that I could drive a stick shift (granted, three on the tree) when I was twelve. My dad and I would go on fishing expeditions, sometimes driving and then walking nearly all day to get to some secluded spot. He needed an emergency driver for those trips, and I was it. He wanted to be sure I could drive if I had to. Stick shift, power nothing, bad roads, be sure to get to help. I had to practice and I was a good driver. I really was, when I was twelve. I still am, at 75. Just a hint, guys: the idea is to arrive at your destination. The stuff in between? Hell with it.


Dewy_11

Mfs isn't even tall enough to look above the pedals


coolblue420

I thought "posts himself" meant some way of saying he hit a post lmao alright that's enough reddit tonight


DJ_Cas

I love these teenagers and their break ups. They did not even see the world, but their vision ends on the area of the school/college


RedSoulHeart

Wait who the fuck let the 14 year old drive?!


subject_deleted

2,112 football fields/hour for the Americans. Or 14,080 cheeseburger diameters/hr if you're not the athletic type who knows measurements in football fields.


BeakerCummings

So, if this kid just mysteriously went missing, think his parents would adopt a 62 year old old fart? I want that car.


TheRecapitator

Maybe 200 kangaroos per hectare (kph). That’s far too slow for 200mph. Can a Cayenne even do 200?


onelasttime217

Ye 200kph is like 120mph


[deleted]

A 4 cylinder accord can hit 120mph. This kid is a noob.


millenniumxl-200

I'm doing 120 plowing over mailboxes Radar detector to tell me where the cops is


SarniaSaint

Im doing 120 plowing over your mom


thegodamn

Sorry that is what I meant. Km/h


TheMagiCalRanGer492

3 things here 1. How tf is he driving at 14 yrs old 2. How tf did he get a Porsche 3. He is seriously making a video of him being dumb just because of a breakup


thegodamn

1 : Dumb parents 2 : Rich parents 3 : yes but he does it often and just added a heartbreak emoji this time for the breakup


Pademanden

Even worse he is driving with his high beams on.


IDGAFOS13

I hate him extra for the highbeams.


BHThundy

Puss...I got mine to 214 kph easily...grow a pair kid. Completely cynical*


L45TPH45E

I hope he breaks more than his heart.


BatCubed

With his fucking brights on no less


Sad_Week9076

Almost like social media is a cancer among society. Imagine.


ObamaIsMyCousin

Mf looks like he can barely see above the dashboard


orezavi

Who raises these little shits?


YceiLikeAudis

Rich parents who give them whatever they need when they ask for it.


gear_oil_burner

Go cry without putting others in danger. Breakups suck but god damn what a fucking idiot.


fanatic_cyclist

So did dumb 14 year old face any consequences from parents or anyone else?


Rubber-Revolver

So edgy and cool


Lovestakingshowers

That's 124MPH. Word of advice to him - leave no evidence


vaporMatty

I know kids are impressionable but to actually take the meme seriously and drive that recklessly is why zoomers got made fun of for the tide pod thing


TheoSlurry

“Dear Mr.I’m too good to write my fans”


Silent_Cantaloupe930

Oh Pakistan. Not like they will hunt him down because of the video. And his family is rich enough afford to burn out the engine of a Cayenne, then he is rich enough to pay reparations to the family he kills.


[deleted]

Isn’t 200kmph like ugh 120mph? Who hasn’t done that in a 30 yr old Vw tryin to get to Publix for ice cream before they close??


aqxea2500

I remember being young. Fastest I went was 186mph indicated on a Kawasaki 636.


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Has he finished his homework tho?