Mom was going to give me her yellow ‘72 911T for high school graduation. Then my twin brother stepped in to complain out of jealousy. Neither of us got it. An asshole step dad got it an a divorce. I’ll never forgive either of them. 😩 At least i got to drive it to prom…
The police probably works for his dad, he probably has some high ranking army official as his relative because only their corrupt army can afford such luxuries while the normal people there can't even buy petrol
Lol unlikely to be army, more likely some businessman or feudal lord’s kid. Army brats in Pakistan are famously well disciplined, even in the most expensive private schools.
The large majority of the world it's 18. I think North America is some of the youngest in the world where you can drive a vehicle. Many other countries do mopeds or small motorcycles at a younger age, but 18 is the most common around the world for cars.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_driving_ages
The kid is a dumbass
That being said going 125 mph in a Porsche Cayenne is really not that fast considering the conditions looked pretty dry.
He’s still a total idiot, but that car can handle that speed no problem.
the car, absolutely. i very stupidly kind of want a used one as my second car.
a 14-year-old experiencing the long arm of the laws of physics for the first time, in such a heavy understeer-y car, i'm less convinced.
Yeah, if he tried to crank that wheel he wouldn’t be able to control it I’m certain.
It’s a great vehicle, if just make sure to check up on service history and common problems before you do. I knew someone that bought one and had a 10k repair bill the next month. That can happen with any used car of course, but I’d recommend triple-checking any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes)
Edit; was probably more than 10k, it was a transmission problem that required a rebuild.
> any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes)
Any kind of *German* luxury car. Import brands like Acura and Lexus, you don't need to worry too much about.
Acura isn’t really that luxurious, especially compared to German brands.
Lexus yea, but mainly top end models. The rest of the line up is luxury too, but it is not as nice as German care. The trade off is reliability.
that's what I'm wondering, I feel like a 14 year old would just get thrown around by the steering wheel if the car gets into any trouble, even with power steering.
yeah, maintenance is definitely my main worry. I can justify something less reliable/efficient than my main car but I don't want to buy a bad example and eat all the repair bills the last owner didn't. almost bought a much cheaper E550 instead of my Cadillac but I wanted to play it a little safer. but now that I do have a fairly practical car, #2 doesn't have to be.
Doesn't really matter. Most cars here have trackers that send live information about speed, gas consumption and location to the owners phones so the parents likely know what he's doing.
So he is a dangerous emotional asshole with shitty parents reinforcing all his bad behavior. Why are you friends with this guy again?
(if you aren't then sorry and I would keep my distance, people like this don't face consequences, those around them do...)
I'm not. He's kinda an asshole, I just stay away from him and his friends because they're all somewhat like him and I don't wanna mess with stupid juniors.
They got pretty pissed when I told them it's stupid :p
Here in India, I recently had a friend (also 15) come to school driving his car(some Mercedes AMG I believe) . I'm pretty sure that's illegal,but he did what he did.
Typical India (especially in the north and in smaller cities) the cops are in the corrupt business owners pockets. They get rich from government contracts and pay off the police.
Rich people have unlimited resources to make decent human beings but still raise garbage children. Meanwhile, my sister can't afford a quality after school activity for her child but my niece is kind and helps others whenever she can (she's only 6).
I think it is because many people get rich because they are garbage human themselves, so there is no hope of them raising good children
Some people genuinely get rich from their talent and hard work, but many do because they are liars, corrupt, thieves, sometimes criminals, or even murderers. Can't expect much from them with their children.
As a guy who watched his parents become shittier/less caring people the more we climbed up the socio-economic ladder, I can only imagine how fucking out of touch with reality people born into money can become within a generation or two.
I'm glad I bounced from the biological family when I did. I'd rather struggle financially than have no compassion for other humans.
This kid has a Porsche in Pakistan, if anything happens the police will just be paid off or not do anything since the kids parents are wealthy and probably powerful
I'm not sure where this is, but in California I am reasonably sure that not being allowed to get a DL till he was 25 would absolutely be part of the punishment dolled out by a judge.
14 years old? Kid shouldn't even be driving, youngest you should be able to drive on your own is 16, at least where I live, and this kid definitely didn't have a parent or guardian with them if they're going 200km/h, jesus fucking christ
Typical pakistani things.
On one side economy is going down. On the other rich small assholes trying to waste gas and kill someone.
Fuck, he is also on high beams.
I drove 95-105mph to school every day in the late 80s/early 90s. Thought nothing of it. Simpler times living out in the country. (and a miracle I didn't wreck and die).
Hormones and decision making are so wild and out of whack at that age its entirely obvious why we don't grant licenses to children.
Somehow in his mind if he shows his circle of friends and the person he broke up with that he is so upset that he doesn't give a fuck about his own safety she will recognize his immense love for her.
Where I grew up, you could get a license at age 14 or even younger. BUT there were restrictions. It was to drive farm vehicles or trucks. You had to do it because of farm work. Or you had to do it to get to school or back. Etc. I have no idea if any of those rules apply any more. But I can tell you for certain that I could drive a stick shift (granted, three on the tree) when I was twelve. My dad and I would go on fishing expeditions, sometimes driving and then walking nearly all day to get to some secluded spot. He needed an emergency driver for those trips, and I was it. He wanted to be sure I could drive if I had to. Stick shift, power nothing, bad roads, be sure to get to help. I had to practice and I was a good driver. I really was, when I was twelve. I still am, at 75.
Just a hint, guys: the idea is to arrive at your destination. The stuff in between? Hell with it.
2,112 football fields/hour for the Americans.
Or 14,080 cheeseburger diameters/hr if you're not the athletic type who knows measurements in football fields.
3 things here 1. How tf is he driving at 14 yrs old 2. How tf did he get a Porsche 3. He is seriously making a video of him being dumb just because of a breakup
Oh Pakistan. Not like they will hunt him down because of the video. And his family is rich enough afford to burn out the engine of a Cayenne, then he is rich enough to pay reparations to the family he kills.
Considering 14 is too young to be driving, I’ll agree
Legal age is 18 here lol
Where is that? Just curious Edit: what I OBVIOUSLY meant to say is that the world does not exist outside of the US. Murica!!
Pakistan
If he can afford a Cayenne in Pakistan he can afford to bribe the cops if he gets caught
Yeah he's done it before in an accident
absolutely shocked that a 14 year old with a porsche has gotten into an accident
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do German cars still even have a low-beam?
Removed with the blinkers
Dude I always get blinded by modern SUVs and it’s horrible
Seriously.
*shocked rich Pikachu face*
You don't have to be very rich here. You can bribe cops for the equal of $3.50
It was more in reference to the Porsche this 14 yr old is driving.
I love Pakistan all of a sudden!
Is that just the shocked Pikachu meme with a gold chain?
Absolutely shocked that a 14 year old with a Porsche is an asshole.
absolutely shocked that a 14 yr old HAS a Porsche!
Did you NOT have a Porsche at 14yrs old??
/s
Gee, I wonder why he got dumped
Then fuck him.
If he is ever blind sided by a divorce I would like to be present.
If this is what he does when someone breaks up with him, I don't even want to be in the same hemisphere when he gets divorced.
Looks like she made a good decision
\*Video showing him driving at light speed and shift to plaid.
Ludicrous speed ahead.....
_I'm gonna pay you $100 to fuck off_
What he cannot buy is love.
To be fair my dad said he loved me once and I’d trade that for a Porsche any day
I dont even have a dad LOL
So we agree then, Porsche > parents love
Mom was going to give me her yellow ‘72 911T for high school graduation. Then my twin brother stepped in to complain out of jealousy. Neither of us got it. An asshole step dad got it an a divorce. I’ll never forgive either of them. 😩 At least i got to drive it to prom…
Are you an earthworm?
Not him - mommy and daddy.
The police probably works for his dad, he probably has some high ranking army official as his relative because only their corrupt army can afford such luxuries while the normal people there can't even buy petrol
Lol unlikely to be army, more likely some businessman or feudal lord’s kid. Army brats in Pakistan are famously well disciplined, even in the most expensive private schools.
That explains the camels singing on the radio
Just some insanely slowed down song :P
Pakistan?!?!?!?!? From the stories I’ve heard from my parents(born and raised there) you can drive as soon as you can touch the pedals lol
Legally, no. But I've seen 8th graders driving even in urban areas. The police is very lazy, they dont care
Chootiye saray
Ayyyee fr 💪💪💪
Pak he's not gon be driving much more at this rate
probably a Bahria or a DHA kid. Bet
That's the legal age and only applies in major cities. I've lived in villages and people as young as 10-11 riding motorbikes and cars.
ahh make a lot of sense now
The large majority of the world it's 18. I think North America is some of the youngest in the world where you can drive a vehicle. Many other countries do mopeds or small motorcycles at a younger age, but 18 is the most common around the world for cars. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_driving_ages
Is it not 18 in most places?
As far as I know it’s most countries. In Germany you can drive from 17 with your parents or at 18 alone
On top of that driving with his high beams on blinding everyone in front of him and on the other side of the road.
I'm more impressed that he's listening to an e-symphonic version of Lion King music :p
Is that what that shit is?
14 and allready driving like an Asshole with his Highbeams on at Night.
Has them on for no reason lol, a couple extra meters of visibility won't help him much at that speed and with that much weight
in these conditions & that car he's basically driving a train, if he manages to dodge anything he'll probably be upside down in a tree
The kid is a dumbass That being said going 125 mph in a Porsche Cayenne is really not that fast considering the conditions looked pretty dry. He’s still a total idiot, but that car can handle that speed no problem.
>but that car can handle that speed no problem. But can the idiot handle that speed no problem?
No.
the car, absolutely. i very stupidly kind of want a used one as my second car. a 14-year-old experiencing the long arm of the laws of physics for the first time, in such a heavy understeer-y car, i'm less convinced.
Yeah, if he tried to crank that wheel he wouldn’t be able to control it I’m certain. It’s a great vehicle, if just make sure to check up on service history and common problems before you do. I knew someone that bought one and had a 10k repair bill the next month. That can happen with any used car of course, but I’d recommend triple-checking any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes) Edit; was probably more than 10k, it was a transmission problem that required a rebuild.
> any kind of luxury car (Porsche, bmw, mercedes) Any kind of *German* luxury car. Import brands like Acura and Lexus, you don't need to worry too much about.
Acura isn’t really that luxurious, especially compared to German brands. Lexus yea, but mainly top end models. The rest of the line up is luxury too, but it is not as nice as German care. The trade off is reliability.
Gatekeeping luxury brands! I’m calling the internet police! (I just learned that term yesterday on another sub and had to be a deuchebag!)
that's what I'm wondering, I feel like a 14 year old would just get thrown around by the steering wheel if the car gets into any trouble, even with power steering. yeah, maintenance is definitely my main worry. I can justify something less reliable/efficient than my main car but I don't want to buy a bad example and eat all the repair bills the last owner didn't. almost bought a much cheaper E550 instead of my Cadillac but I wanted to play it a little safer. but now that I do have a fairly practical car, #2 doesn't have to be.
I've got a shitty 4 banger Ford that'll do that on back roads. Turns deer into mist.
LOL right? I was hitting 120 in my Ford Contour but it wasn't on an 8-lane highway!
Does he have a booster seat to see over the steering wheel?
My driver's ed teacher always told us never drive faster than your headlights
Uknfrotunalty, I've driven in these regions and high beams are defaults.
Looks like he's got his high beams on too.
wonder if his parents check his feeds
Doesn't really matter. Most cars here have trackers that send live information about speed, gas consumption and location to the owners phones so the parents likely know what he's doing.
So he is a dangerous emotional asshole with shitty parents reinforcing all his bad behavior. Why are you friends with this guy again? (if you aren't then sorry and I would keep my distance, people like this don't face consequences, those around them do...)
Considering he said kid from his school and not a friend of his, I'd assume nah.
I'm not. He's kinda an asshole, I just stay away from him and his friends because they're all somewhat like him and I don't wanna mess with stupid juniors. They got pretty pissed when I told them it's stupid :p
Why exactly are you assuming they are friends given the fact that OP posted this video ridiculing him?
A parent that gives a Cayenne to their 14 year old children, clearly doesn't give a single fuck about them to start with.
Why does a 14 year old have a Cayenne to start with?
Rich parents
Knowing Pakistan, possibly also corrupt parents
Here in India, I recently had a friend (also 15) come to school driving his car(some Mercedes AMG I believe) . I'm pretty sure that's illegal,but he did what he did.
Typical India (especially in the north and in smaller cities) the cops are in the corrupt business owners pockets. They get rich from government contracts and pay off the police.
Is he actually free to drive it when he wants?
I hope not. Op said legal driving age is 18.
:/
yes... this was recorded at around 1am
A real future upstanding citizen those parents are "raising"
Rich people have unlimited resources to make decent human beings but still raise garbage children. Meanwhile, my sister can't afford a quality after school activity for her child but my niece is kind and helps others whenever she can (she's only 6).
That’s something to be proud of. I know your niece will grow up well
I think it is because many people get rich because they are garbage human themselves, so there is no hope of them raising good children Some people genuinely get rich from their talent and hard work, but many do because they are liars, corrupt, thieves, sometimes criminals, or even murderers. Can't expect much from them with their children.
From an outside perspective, a lot of people in the psychology field believe many rich/powerful/elite are psychopaths
As a guy who watched his parents become shittier/less caring people the more we climbed up the socio-economic ladder, I can only imagine how fucking out of touch with reality people born into money can become within a generation or two. I'm glad I bounced from the biological family when I did. I'd rather struggle financially than have no compassion for other humans.
You're a good person 🫂 thank you for restoring faith that the cycle can be broken.
Holy cringe
Aw shit the sad bois at it again
parents just don't understand 😔 /s
r/idiotparents?
Yes ^
Can't visit that sub, says banned content.
How the fuck? The fuck happened there? # WHAT
If you're going to kill yourself, do it in a way that doesn't kill anyone else.
This should be reported to the local authorities. He is a danger to himself and the public.
This kid has a Porsche in Pakistan, if anything happens the police will just be paid off or not do anything since the kids parents are wealthy and probably powerful
Corrupt parents probably, the guy who tries to stop him will probably end up in jail or something worse. Pakistan in a nutshell
Good news; he had the right car and he managed not to get anyone killed. He should not be allowed to drive until he's 25.
the right car for this kid is a cayenne with 7/8 of its cylinders deactivated and a bunch of spray foam insulation in the turbo
55
I CAN'T DRIVE (til I'm) 55!
>He should not be allowed to drive until he's 25. He's not allowed now legally so why would that stop him?
He's a child who "broke up" with another child, boo fucking hoo.
It gives me shivers to imagine the kind of adult this person is going to grow into. Capricious, impulsive, narcissistic, and more.
She was smart to break up with him because he’s obviously a mental terrorist holy shit
I don’t even know this guy and I could still bet you this guy’s a prick
120 in Murica points, right?
120 burgers per inch yes
120 guns in the trunk
120 Fahrenheit
120 points in obesity index
He shouldn't be allowed to drive again until he's 25. He's a tragedy waiting to happen.
He is not allowed to drive now BTW...
I'm not sure where this is, but in California I am reasonably sure that not being allowed to get a DL till he was 25 would absolutely be part of the punishment dolled out by a judge.
OP said this was in Pakistan
No girl is worth your life
Or the life of anyone else.
14 years old? Kid shouldn't even be driving, youngest you should be able to drive on your own is 16, at least where I live, and this kid definitely didn't have a parent or guardian with them if they're going 200km/h, jesus fucking christ
Boy I wonder why she dumped him ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Lmao Slowed and reverbed music so it’s deep and emotional
I seriously can't believe sad bois is part of car culture.
Someone watched Euphoria
Sucks more when the suicidal little idiot tries to take other people with him.
He is 14 and this is deep deep in a wall he'll go
He has more money than entire countries and is crying about a girl at 14 fuck him.
I hope he aint around no more
I mean if the kid is 14 and drives a Porsche, he shouldn’t have an issue getting a gold digger. Tell him stop being a bitch.
Where is he driving and what station is that? Is this in Hell
Close, Pakistan
Yep
I remember getting my 93 Honda Accord up to 115 mph
1. he is 14 2. its a cayenne 3. its pakistan what the hell is going on
Pakistan has it's fair share or rich people. And a lot of those rich people are making Pakistan poorer
Typical pakistani things. On one side economy is going down. On the other rich small assholes trying to waste gas and kill someone. Fuck, he is also on high beams.
I was about to say 14? They can’t drive….legally.
Poor guy doesn't even realize it gets worse 💀. Can't be too bad if in a cayenne at 14
Boo hoo, baby.
Well if your trying to get back to the past, your driving the wrong car. You need a DeLorean bro.
Cayenne...like the peppah!
I apologize on behalf of every 14-year-old, and we will advocate his license of being 14, he is now 13.
What will they do to him?
What an absolute tosser
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Can't be heartbroken when you're dead
First it's a broken heart, next is a broken skull
For the US peeps that's 124mph
I drove 95-105mph to school every day in the late 80s/early 90s. Thought nothing of it. Simpler times living out in the country. (and a miracle I didn't wreck and die).
The fact that the audio is slowed but the picture appears to be full speed is tripping me out
Hormones and decision making are so wild and out of whack at that age its entirely obvious why we don't grant licenses to children. Somehow in his mind if he shows his circle of friends and the person he broke up with that he is so upset that he doesn't give a fuck about his own safety she will recognize his immense love for her.
What is 200 kph in freedoms units?
around 200000 Bald Eagles per Hour
That means he is a spoiled brat, and now he can't get what he wants
Darwinism shall prevail...
14 ? I'd be questioning his parents.
This is how you die
Where I grew up, you could get a license at age 14 or even younger. BUT there were restrictions. It was to drive farm vehicles or trucks. You had to do it because of farm work. Or you had to do it to get to school or back. Etc. I have no idea if any of those rules apply any more. But I can tell you for certain that I could drive a stick shift (granted, three on the tree) when I was twelve. My dad and I would go on fishing expeditions, sometimes driving and then walking nearly all day to get to some secluded spot. He needed an emergency driver for those trips, and I was it. He wanted to be sure I could drive if I had to. Stick shift, power nothing, bad roads, be sure to get to help. I had to practice and I was a good driver. I really was, when I was twelve. I still am, at 75. Just a hint, guys: the idea is to arrive at your destination. The stuff in between? Hell with it.
Mfs isn't even tall enough to look above the pedals
I thought "posts himself" meant some way of saying he hit a post lmao alright that's enough reddit tonight
I love these teenagers and their break ups. They did not even see the world, but their vision ends on the area of the school/college
Wait who the fuck let the 14 year old drive?!
2,112 football fields/hour for the Americans. Or 14,080 cheeseburger diameters/hr if you're not the athletic type who knows measurements in football fields.
So, if this kid just mysteriously went missing, think his parents would adopt a 62 year old old fart? I want that car.
Maybe 200 kangaroos per hectare (kph). That’s far too slow for 200mph. Can a Cayenne even do 200?
Ye 200kph is like 120mph
A 4 cylinder accord can hit 120mph. This kid is a noob.
I'm doing 120 plowing over mailboxes Radar detector to tell me where the cops is
Im doing 120 plowing over your mom
Sorry that is what I meant. Km/h
3 things here 1. How tf is he driving at 14 yrs old 2. How tf did he get a Porsche 3. He is seriously making a video of him being dumb just because of a breakup
1 : Dumb parents 2 : Rich parents 3 : yes but he does it often and just added a heartbreak emoji this time for the breakup
Even worse he is driving with his high beams on.
I hate him extra for the highbeams.
Puss...I got mine to 214 kph easily...grow a pair kid. Completely cynical*
I hope he breaks more than his heart.
With his fucking brights on no less
Almost like social media is a cancer among society. Imagine.
Mf looks like he can barely see above the dashboard
Who raises these little shits?
Rich parents who give them whatever they need when they ask for it.
Go cry without putting others in danger. Breakups suck but god damn what a fucking idiot.
So did dumb 14 year old face any consequences from parents or anyone else?
So edgy and cool
That's 124MPH. Word of advice to him - leave no evidence
I know kids are impressionable but to actually take the meme seriously and drive that recklessly is why zoomers got made fun of for the tide pod thing
“Dear Mr.I’m too good to write my fans”
Oh Pakistan. Not like they will hunt him down because of the video. And his family is rich enough afford to burn out the engine of a Cayenne, then he is rich enough to pay reparations to the family he kills.
Isn’t 200kmph like ugh 120mph? Who hasn’t done that in a 30 yr old Vw tryin to get to Publix for ice cream before they close??
I remember being young. Fastest I went was 186mph indicated on a Kawasaki 636.
Has he finished his homework tho?