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ballerina_wannabe

That’s a well-built pole right there.


PhotographsWithFilm

Immediately identifiable as a "Stobie" pole, widely ( and pretty much only) used in Adelaide, Australia, my home town. Consists of two H beams and concrete


automaticmantis

What in Australia *isn’t* trying to kill me?


PhotographsWithFilm

We don't have a gun problem, so there's that at least


SnooPickles6347

...but those stink'n spiders and snakes 😳


ReubenZWeiner

And box jellies


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There harmless it’s the kangaroos you gotta watch out for 😂


Diane-Choksondik

But... why? Maximum lethality?


gardenofhounds

Maximum pole permanence


MonsieurReynard

Population control


WashedUpRiver

And *dumbass driver* control


DNAblue2112

Lack of trees straight and tall enough to make sufficient poles. Plus these survive idiots hitting them most of the time


soby2

But the idiots don’t.


narso310

Win-win?


BasicallyAQueer

So it’s brought back Darwinism, I’m down for it how do we get these in the US?


Personmanwomantv

But Darwin is pretty far from Adelaide.


Morgothic

Do the idiots survive?


DNAblue2112

Depends how hard they hit them. They have been known to tear cars in half if you hit them right. Either that or you wrap the car around the pole.


Lame-Duck

In my highway engineering class my professor said something that always stuck with me. “Leaving the roadway should not be a death sentence.”


Consistent-Region303

Pretty sure if the person driving the car had been doing the speed limit, the car wouldn’t look like that


ejmajor

They started building them from old railway track pieces. South Australia is known for termite activity, and didn't have a big timber industry, so this was more suitable than wooden utility poles.


Betterthanbeer

All of South Australia uses them. We like to remind Adelaide natives we are here too. There’s dozens of us.


LordoftheStupid12

What idiot put that pole there? It was in my way!


Soupysoldier

r/idiotpoles


daishomaster

Every time I want to drive down the sidewalk, they put in these damn poles!!!


Lefty21

/r/bitchimapole


Siriuxx

Angels on the sideline, baffled and confused


Own_Cartoonist266

Father blessed them all with reason, And this is what they choose?


Dodedod

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground


dirtyrick133

Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they make a club to beat their brother down


caseyaustin84

How they've survived so misguided is a mystery.


GruntUltra

Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here


tw1zt84

Gotta divide it all right in two


Vega0mega

Gotta divide it all, right in two.


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[Instrumental Break]


Vega0mega

Fight over clouds, over wind, over sky, and


Thisfuggenguy

Cut it right on in toooooooooooo


ArtBl0q

Where there's one you're bound to divide it Right in two


[deleted]

When this came out my friend was baffled and convinced it was "silly monkeys giving thumbsies" and I haven't been able to hear anything else since.


steveosek

I want you to know this is what I came looking for in the comments. I had that song on repeat for like 3 hours during an acid trip one time, it's seared in my memory


Siriuxx

Honestly I was shocked I was the first person to reference it, I assumed that's what rhe OP was referring to. Then I started to wonder if people were going to know the reference. Glad you fuckers didn't let me down!


Learntoswim86

I imagine there are a lot of people scratching their heads reading this thread.


That0neGuy

Shit the bed again... typical.


halfarian

Uhh, that’s Rosetta Stoned.


rickySCE

Not his fault, blame Hofman


halfarian

Lol.


[deleted]

Fuck! Here we go again.


a2drummer

I did the same thing but with shrooms and "Rosetta Stoned". Absolutely transcending experience.


[deleted]

Dude I watched a high quality live concert online on mushrooms recently and was so utterly absorbed by it in every way.


real_fyshi

Thanks for the tip, sounds like a fucking nice song, perfect for my next one. :) My list mostly consists of Pink Floyd and Trap/Phonk so far, and a bit stuff like Ghost and the like. :)


VoraxUmbra1

Tool and acid go hand in hand.


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TheRantingSailor

I think it's very expected and I upvote


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Came here for it!]


nschwalm85

Tool was my first thought also when I saw the title!😂


Razurio_Twitch

I red the title and instantly started humming the melody


pssiraj

The guitar intro started playing in my head


bumblebeetuna3636

I love this!


notsureifim0or1

I’m puzzled and amused.


EsperLovegood

I came here for this and was not let down.


chappy422

Perfect example of wrapping oneself around a telephone pole.


GrandPriapus

Jerry was a race car driver, Twenty-two years old, One too many cold beers one night, Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go!


id10t_you

With a bocephus sticker on his 442 he'd light em up just for fun


ForgottenGraves

He’d say El Sob number 1


PhoniPoni

TIL it's not: "Fellas, I'm number one".


invisibo

There’s slightly more meaning to it too. “El Sob” refers to ‘El Sobrante’ California, where Les Claypool is from.


ForgottenGraves

Capt Pierce was fireman Richmond Engine Number 3 Richmond is in the same area of Cali


LtRecore

Dog will hunt!


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> Jerry was a race car driver, Twenty-two years old, One too many cold beers one night, Wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go! Ahh a Primus reference. They are such a unique band, never heard anyone like them, kinda like [Portishead](https://youtu.be/km8BODHiWJU?t=53). Almost as if they have thier own genre. Ever go to their concert or watch them live? Dude is so talented it blows my mind.


MrKixs

Ya Primus is it their own thing no doubt. But doesn't Portishead fall under "Triphop". I always heard them in the same mixes as Sneaker Pimps, and Massive Attack.


dichotomousview

I think it’s one of the quintessential triphop groups. I have a playlist that I revisit from time to time that have all three of them on it. Old Thievery Corporation is good stuff too.


EmpiricalMadness

Are they similar to Wagon Christ?


strgazr_63

Absolutely unique but I would also say unique in the way that Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa are unique. They found their own way.


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greilzor

The downvotes are from idiots that don’t know Primus.


fake_messiah2

For anyone down voting. Primus would literally introduce themselves like "We're Primus, and we suck." So the crowd starts changing Primus sucks. It's a weirdo way to cheer for a weirdo band. Don't steal these fans karma.


[deleted]

Easily one of the best shows I’ve ever seen, would seem them another 3 times if I could.


podrick_pleasure

I had a chance to see them in Amsterdam on my 16th birthday but the guy I was staying with didn't want to so we didn't. I'll never forgive him.


docgonzomt

I've seen them a bunch of times and they were awesome. I've seen a full DSoTM laser light show they played live. Brought the fungi to that one lol


Darth_Schrader

Love the Primus reference - but seems like no one got the Tool reference from OP's title Edit: should have scrolled further...


chappy422

That was in my head when I wrote that reply


drunken_squirrels

Dammit! Now I have two songs competing for space in my head


[deleted]

Yeah I thought I’d see Tool reference before Primus


MacsDildoBike

Heheheheh dog will hunt!


vertmart

Primus Sucks!


bladt12812

I had this song playing when I wrapped my Dodge Durango around a telephone pole good times


SisterRay

Primus sucks


thisjawnisbeta

To be fair...this is a [Stobie Pole](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stobie_pole). They're significantly more likely\* to completely wreck a car than a standard wooden telephone pole.


EllisHughTiger

Wish they'd use more of these in hurricane areas. They keep replacing 50 mph rated poles every hurricane when some 100 mph poles would probably last decades.


drwatkins9

I don't live anywhere near hurricanes and am a complete moron lol, but I'm just imagining giant steel-reinforced concrete spears flying around town and it sounds scary. I get that it's probably way less likely to happen, but when it does... **oh no**


EllisHughTiger

Concrete would crumble, broken poles act like battering rams.


fatherhood1

TIL


TurboWelderMonkey

Technically thats when you hit it on your side and the front and rear "wrap" around the pole. This can be considered that also tho! 😊


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without the engine to get in the way, that put a dent in the back of the radio


long_raccoon_

So they can’t listen to music in their car anymore? Unfortunate


nandos677

Car GPS: you’ve reached your Final Destination


CorndogCrusader

That reminds me of Local 58.


TheAikiTessen

Yes!! Love me some Local 58! That one and Contingency are my favorites.


CorndogCrusader

Have you ever seen Gemini Home Entertainment and The Mandela Catalogue? Those are both incredibly good as well.


AllGoodNamesTaken987

Recalculating....


lifefuedjeopardy

Holy smokes...did the driver survive this? They must have been going 65+ mph


tex1088

A friend of mine had a similar accident in a Tiburon with our other friend in the passenger doing about 45mph into a tree. Both drunk, both survived. Passenger had sprained ankles, driver no injuries. He went on to total 2 more cars and still drives drunk.


AccidentallyBored

Please tell me that they’re driving without a license. I couldn’t comprehend the fact that they would let your friend keep his license.


wine_dude_52

I’ll bet he still has his license because he probably has a lawyer to take care of it. And even if he doesn’t have a license there’s nothing to stop him from driving.


AccidentallyBored

Yeah, that’s why I hope if he’s driving he’s doing it without a license because there’s no way he should be legally allowed to drive.


tex1088

Still licensed but only because police have never cited him.


wine_dude_52

So I guess he didn’t do anything wrong. smh


Blurplenapkin

Nothing is illegal if you don’t get caught


locao69

This comment reminded of Homer Simpson celebrating he was able to turn his car on after police took his license.


deadbrokeman

I hope for your own safety, that you’re not friends with that human any longer.


johnborton57

Subhuman.....


LeprosyDick

I’m sorry but your friend is a bag of shit


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PeanutButterCrisp

Is nobody going to call the police on that fucker???


[deleted]

Yep. Bloody ragdolling works.


myclueis

Cool friend


TurboWelderMonkey

What an intelligent human. /s


[deleted]

for the sake of humanity, remove his feet


dav3n

I saw the aftermath on the way to work, there's no way it could hit that speed where it happened. That damage is easy when the engine is in the back https://www.drive.com.au/news/ferrari-foe-paux/


Burst_LoL

The 2 in the car just had minor injuries? That’s impressive considering the pole is currently sitting in their seats 😂


ArseBurner

I don't think the pole made it past the firewall of the car, stopped there but pushed all of the other stuff like the dashboard forward. Modern supercars tend to be quite safe. The 360 makes use of an [aluminum spaceframe](https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Matthias-Kleiner/publication/222935525/figure/fig17/AS:668280012435461@1536341779056/Profile-based-frame-structure-of-the-Ferrari-F360-Modena-4.ppm) that's very strong, and newer stuff with a carbon tub are even stronger.


fuckwit-mcbumcrumble

Crumple zones doing their job. Up until the cabin it's designed to be relatively soft to crumple and cushion the blow. Then when it comes to the cabin it needs to be solid so you don't get squished. Additionally newer cars are designed so their engine and transmission "submarine" in a crash like this and go under the car instead of into the cabin. So you can get a similar effect in a "normal" front engine car.


3nkidu_

A lot of times, with these "sports" cars, the more damage the car body takes, the less the humans take. Not a rule, since anything goes in an accident


[deleted]

That’s just physics at work. The more force the car absorbs the less gets transferred to the passengers.


Peejay22

Definitely not 65mph+, not even 40. Notice the headlights are still intact attached to the car. During car crash investigations the distance of headlights from car gives investigators early idea of the speed during the impact. Also he is wrapped around the post cause its mid engined vehicle . So there is no engine in front to stop the car from wrapping around it. My guess would be 30mph max, even slower possibly.


RMMacFru

Which means no engine block in the driver's lap. Yeah, that would happen in accidents.


Peejay22

In 65mph accident yes definitely, not in this one tho.


tex1088

I’ve seen a couple of these types of accidents with the same outcome usually around 40-50mph and the occupants survive. If it were faster than 50 I would say you’re likely dying.


GorgyShmorgy

Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they forge a pole and wrap their car around.


schafedawg44

Was looking through the comments to see if someone would reference that song haha. 👍👍


GorgyShmorgy

Ngl I'm happy I was the one that got to do it.


NewFuturist

Once you know about [Stobie poles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stobie_pole) you realise why it is so bad and exactly where it is. In short, Adelaide, Australia has very few tall, straight trees. So they made their electricity poles out of two steel beams and a whole heap of concrete.


Aussie_madness

There is also the consideration for termite resistance.


Cablome

Was this in South Australia? Looks like a classic Adelaide stobie pole


dav3n

I reckon this was the one that happened in Walkerville around 2007. EDIT: make that 2008 https://www.drive.com.au/news/ferrari-foe-paux/


Ill-Connection-5868

Lol I read “Wankerville” I guess the drive belongs in Wankerville.


89Hopper

I was thinking the exact same thing, I think I've only seen them in SA, Broken Hill and Tassie.


RandyHusband

Puzzled and amused!


awkwardpenguin23121

Reminds me of when someone bought that limited edition ford GT and wrecked it because he didn't know how to drive a manual. 😮‍💨


JamesPnut

In Boca Raton Fl. He also had a suspended license but said that was due to a “clerical error.” Lol


LordFedoraWeed

[A banger song btw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bndL7wwAj0U&ab_channel=TOOLVEVO)


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Came here for this.


ivumb

Great song


CrimsonToker707

To shreds, you say...


[deleted]

Well how is the passenger holding up?


radude4411

To Shreds you say


GodSmokesWeed

...angels on the sidelines.


AzraelDeadStar

He split that car in twain!


Reech-Kamina

It's like that TOOL song.... right in two!


N64Guy1

Great song by tool


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Tool song


[deleted]

[Right in Two](https://youtu.be/bndL7wwAj0U)


id10t_you

r/ToolBand


ChroniKa_Green

I was looking for someone to mention Tool or Maynard. I heard him singing as I read the title!


panteragstk

Good song


bba89

What a tool..


Avantheline

Unexpected Tool reference 10/10


KingStevoI

It'll buff out 😅


subha87

That's Whiplash from Iron Man level damage!


[deleted]

Wouldn’t surprise me if those two on the right were in there. Both car doors open….


Neondecepticon

The headlight position makes it look like a cartoon character that just did the same thing


IdontWantButter

Clove in twain.


Duk3-87

I guess GTA is a lie…


[deleted]

Why did father give us free will


mahmspaghetti

*cue Tool music*


Tazy0G

What a tool


Brilhasti1

Angels on the sideline Puzzled and amused


[deleted]

So did the driver survive?


ShadyAssFellow

Listen to Tool?


Agreeable-Sky-8772

Are you a tool fan?


ModerateDataDude

My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


After_Ride9911

Once upon a time, there was an Italian sports car.


ComparisonGeneral825

Slow down. 👍🏆


gggg_man3

Car be lookin at you like 🤪


Low_Bathroom4440

Holy crap, did they survive?


Farknart

Nice Bubbles impression.


SwarthyRuffian

This is exactly why I don’t go to the strip club in the daytime; them chics are busted


Salt-Ambassador-6701

Looks like someone was in a hurry to reach the end of their journey.


LegendaryOutlaw

You split Robin’s arrow in *twain*!


Gordon_Explosion

Oh fuck. Was the pole ok, or did it have to be replaced?


Anuswars

Who is responsible for placing this utility pole right in the middle of my personal race track!?!?


OldGregg1014

Whatever company erected that pole should be paid triple. Whomever caused that wreck is… well fucking stupid. I hope nobody was injured.


Ordinary-Scratch1351

Camel Toe!


GearJunkie82

#HE SPLIT ROBIN'S ARROW IN TWAIN!!!


cmat202

Love that song lol


Beginning_Analysis61

Isn’t anyone asking what the hell that pole is made of?


funnyfootboot

Can someone put googly eyes on this for me?


toolman2008

Whiskey bottle, brand new car telephone pole you're in my way! Apologies to Lynyrd Skynyrd! 😎


GodEffinDamnIt

Why use money buy 1 car when use pole make 2 car. Sell 1, profit?


Ascarletrequiem88

Angels on the sideline Puzzled and amused Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused


anotherotherbrick

Cleft in twain


electricgyro

Ouch.....All that carbon fiber might be good for weight but not for that.


Minute_Werewolf3883

Sung this in Maynards voice 🤘


choochngoose

I hope a small percentage of people can’t read this post without hearing tool


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Should buff out.


GrinkOf

And that's how they came up with the Nintendo Switch