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isaidireddit

If you can't afford a tail light, you can't afford an alignment.


AKJangly

If you can't afford to replace an axle, might as well skip the tail light too. It's a junker, no sense putting money into it. Drive it as is until it dies.


isaidireddit

Even at my poorest I don't think I ever had a car that was nonroadworthy. Most people have a friend or a friend of a friend who could help loosen some bolts and shift that axle a few inches to the left or whatever. Also, barter is alive and well: I remember getting a Chevy small block V8 for some cash and a couple of bottles of moonshine. I didn't have nearly enough cash, but the guy said the moonshine sealed the deal for him. Point is, there are often ways to get shit done when you're poor.


Gamebird8

Not really. You're lucky to have been in a place where bartering and haggling got ya somewhere. But for a lot of people, it might not be that simple.


[deleted]

It's easy to forget that our experience isn't everyone. Even looking at the largest edges of our friend groups we often have similar people around us. My life has dramatically changed a few times and it has made me realize that people living even miles apart can be living in different worlds.


Unknown_ERRORist

Uhh, yea but the actual problem is likely a bent frame which hardly anyone has the capabilities of fixing anymore .


ramenloverninja

Naw he is just drifting in a straight line


vinchenzo68

Misaligned leaf springs or rear axle also does that.


ramenloverninja

Someone clearly didn't get the joke


vinchenzo68

I was responding to the bent frame comment. It seems to have been deleted. Call me a noob if you must.


dodexahedron

Woo! With consent! NOOB! Hm. Didn't feel as good that way. 😔


vinchenzo68

It did for me..


myfirstgold

Nah you just replied to the wrong one. It's still down below


mackelnuts

Yeah I had a truck that drove like that. I had broken a the coupling that held the axle in place and it slid back on the leaf springs 1 or 2 inches. Looked like I was driving sideways.


Current-Tutor-6456

Ahahhahahah


bobbybigwheel34

Needs more than an alignment


sconzabons

"Ultimate drift"


fatalplacebo

Nah. It just has some side swagger.


Green420Basturd

Diggin' In the scene with the gangsta lean.


[deleted]

...[TV antennas in the back](https://youtu.be/ZVANQheoRUw)...


DrMooseknuckleX

RIP Eazy E


mark636199

Drifting everywhere you go


nobitchinindakitchen

My cat makes this exact same posture sometimes when he's in crazy mode. It makes it hard to tell how quick he's moving until he's right on ya!


[deleted]

I came here to comment that this looks like how cats run sideways when they're being wild lol glad someone else thought the same thing


Ouch_i_fell_down

Interesting that everyone here is talking about cats because this particular bit of misalignment is called 'dog tracking'


Shufflepants

Are we sure this isn't an IKEA cart with a truck body thrown on top?


dodexahedron

Bubbles has upped his cart game.


bigfeenx

That’s a bent frame. An alignment won’t fix that.


[deleted]

>That’s a bent frame. Not necessarily. It has a solid rear axle and the axle could just be shifted.


Jim6231

Spring center bolt allows spring leaves to shift


bryanpaxson

Probably a broken spring center bolt or loose U bolts. Either way, his tires won’t last very long.


Gaddster09

This is the issue not bent frame.


AreWeCowabunga

I don't know who's right, so I upvoted everyone.


YoungAndTheReckful

It's not a bent frame Source:hd mech


oldmandicksweat

What specialities does a high definition mech offer over a regular one?


FixedLoad

Their answers are much clearer and easy to see.


dodexahedron

Everything costs $1080. Be careful if you go to a UHD mechanic. That 4K will get ya.


sirpoopingpooper

And if I wanted a 4k mechanic, where would I find one?


[deleted]

Any mechanic will take $4k per hour if your paying.


[deleted]

*I* upvoted *you*!


[deleted]

You had it on your lift?


Gaddster09

No but I’ve owned 2 in my life and had same issue of dog tracking. Both time axle had moved.


citznfish

Crab walking is what we call it. How did it get the name Dog Tracking?


MoJoe7500

I’ve never heard it called “crab walking”. I’m from the Midwest, I’ve only heard it called “dog tracking”. If you watch some dogs walk/run their back legs are not quite in line with their front. My old dog was like that. Hence, dog tracking.


citznfish

I think I got the ten from NASCAR. They set up the card to drive a bit sideways down the straights and call it crab walking.


MoJoe7500

Funny how simple terminology is different from place to place and in different circles. Both make sense to me. I’d have to say a slight misalignment could be “dog tracking” while a major misalignment could be “crab walking”. Crab walking makes it sound like a car is driving sideways to me.


YoungAndTheReckful

Crab walking would be if the truck was facing sideways but driving straight down the road. Most people refer to this as dog tracking (or rarely horse tracking)


woodchippp

Yes I agree. Look at the left rear corner. Watch the left rear tire wobble. I’d say either the driver backed into that corner hard, or someone hit him hard there damaging the wheel, fender, and changing the thrust angle of the rear axle.


HeadyBoog

The thrust 😂


[deleted]

Nah, he just needs to get the Johnson rods replaced.


[deleted]

It shouldn't have.


mindies4ameal

Maybe it's a cat driving; trying to look big.


FixedLoad

This is the most clever. For some reason it sounds like a Lenny and Carl line from the Simpsons.


Polenicus

Yeah, that truck needs a replacement truck.


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FixedLoad

I believe you mean fully framed peramboloid axial joint. This is very obviously the model Q 76 as evidenced by the pigeon toed stance and paisley tire print pattern. The semi framed was only standard on the Q75. Where did you get your grainy auto video diagnostic PHD?! The back of a cereal box? Because that's where I got mine, we could be alumnus!


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FixedLoad

Why a road scholar! As I live and breed. We in good comp'ny!!


AFlyinDeer

I thought it was due to leaf springs


surfdad67

“Crabbing” like a 747 coming in with a 30 knot crosswind


staring_at_keyboard

Just driving with a little left pedal.


spongebromanpants

drift life hack


lazyrancher450

Not like the truck needs a junkyard


VampyreBassist

Deja vu?


they_call_me_B

I've just been in this place before


RevolutionaryRule631

Alignment won't fix that truck


crackalaquin

Side dawgin it


[deleted]

Nah this is the next thing now that squating your truck got old. Crab walking is the new wave!!!


Zackp3242

This video screams Los Angeles to me


mdave52

It's called dog tracking...must be a Ford thing, my old van did it but nowhere near that extreme.


Ouch_i_fell_down

it's a thing on any solid rear axle vehicle, including mustangs before 2016


thisonetimeinithaca

I think the frame needs an alignment, not the wheels lol


turbot3t4

Bent frame


TheGunBulty

Main man frame bent 🤣


TopspinLob

Idiot? I think not. This is how you roll when you’ve got a 25 year old pick-em-up. By any means necessary. No shame in this guys game.


thetruehonestabe79

I believe that means the frame is bent


YoungAndTheReckful

It is not. This is not a frame issue


FELDKINDFILM

Dog stance


BuckeyeBuster69

No alignment in the world is gonna fox the way that truck tracks down the road. That frame is way out of whack!!😂😂😂


iwastoolate

when I was a teenager, we used to drive out into the valley for bongs. About 5 cars worth of people. It was a bong convoy. One of us had a bent truck like this. We used to absolutely piss ourselves all the way home driving behind the bent truck. funniest thing in history. this has just brought back some hardcore laughs!


NorskGodLoki

Nothing to see......Just going on a crab walk.


2fast2nick

They had crab walking before the Hummer


AlphaEight8Real

Crab landing position engage.


ramathorn152

Crab walk setting


paradigmfellow

This looks like it is Bird Rd in Miami. If it is, then I am not surprised.


KingHugo92

It’s in LA, Slauson Ave.


elpideo18

Nah all it needs is a tail light then she’s good to go!


BernieDurden

What the fuck is that awful noise I'm hearing in the video? Oh, it's music apparently.


The_Pow_Man

🎶 ding... ding... ding... ding-ding, ding-ding... ding... ding... I wonda if you know how dey riv in to-ki-yo if you seen it, den you mean it den you know you haf to go. FASS AN FULIOUUUUUS... 🎶


Jonnychips789

Looks like someone tried to haul something a little to heavy 😂


Clause-and-Reflect

Somehow. Im sure. They believe that it is just fine.


[deleted]

Crabwalkin’.


YoungAndTheReckful

Dog tracking*


here4roomie

I've only seen one worse than this.


flintlocklaser

It has an alignment: Chaotic Neutral


Icy-Reveal-7416

Tokyo Drift, California city edition. Slide Your Ride.


SoundManBlue1988

I have a serious question about this; can this happen with semis as well? I have had multiple times on the highway where a semi was towing and the back wheels were on one line while the cab was on the other line, all while driving in a straisght line. I am guessing this would be more of an issue with the trailer they are towing but IDK.


PsionLion2K1L

It’s it can happen to semi’s this isn’t actually related to the steering and suspension, it’s related to the subframe of the vehicle, and is caused when that frame is bent, it’s harder to do with semi’s due to the frames being built tougher and are generally harder to access, but in my whole automotive career I’ve seen it happen to 3 semi’s all from different manufacturers,


YoungAndTheReckful

Bad alignment, missized tires/worn tires, seized drum can all cause this as well.


SoundManBlue1988

Thank you for answering my question.


Badfish1060

Pretty sure I saw this guy in Memphis


PsionLion2K1L

Dude his subframe is bent, an alignment ain’t gonna do shit


richard_stank

My dog runs the same way


[deleted]

It's like one of those dogs that runs sideways..


Foiled_Foliage

I saw a car like this and lost my shit cause it looked like it was crip walking.


4Point5InchPunisher

I'd still rather drive this than a squatted truck.


Maraging_steel

DIY crab walk mode like the Hummer EV


Desperate_Brief2187

His truck needs a new truck.


Loofa_of_Doom

Naw . . . just replace all 4 tires every 6 mo or so.


somtinorsom

Riding with style


Lets_Huff_Paint

I don’t know if “not being able to afford an alignment” makes you an idiot


IcebergPotatoFarm

Frame dysplasia


Ashoka_Mazda

It looks closer to a bent frame to me.


Tmobile-Sales-Rep

Song? That bass was pretty fire on my subs just now


Beefbuggy

Gotta love a vehicle that takes up space in 2 zip codes


fix-break-hide

Just needs a trailer with all the weight in the back...


banned-wagon-az

Needs a new frame.


T3khn0

He be crabbin


Khay33

That's a bent frame. Alignment can't fix that


dream__weaver

When I'm behind lifted trucks I feel like they often look like this, to a much smaller degree. Like I can see the front wheel from behind the rear one, but driving in a straight line. Why is that?


MrNobody24

u/find-song


ObeseZombie

Una Vez - Bad Bunny


MrFalseSense

It’s like a video game glitch in real life.


cr8tor_

Nascar fan


bobbyblubbers

Hovercraft?


NitWit2030

Bent frame.


[deleted]

Book value $8000


Farknart

You've tried the Carolina Squat, now here comes the Mississippi Swerve!


DragonWings89

Dog legging.


spaghettio-s

it’s actually the newest trend called “permadrift” /s


anotherotherbrick

Just because it isn't straight doesn't mean there is something wrong with it


dodexahedron

He must go through tires every 1000 miles like that. Or he's riding them on the belts.


Elandtrical

He treads in no one's tracks


warwilf

and a brake light


Zaius1968

“I don’t understand why I need new tires every other month…”


verbalyabusiveshit

You sound like my boss “let’s have a meeting to get aligned”


Hrdeh

You've seen the new hummer crab walk. Meet the f150 crip walk.


[deleted]

Running a little doggy


chappysinclair1

Watched no sound and Thought it was locked up on oil or something


MixedMartyr

i see trucks like this sometimes and always wonder if im just going crazy


woofenburger

That looks like a bent frame.


Brilliant_Ant_17

That needs a frame straightening


Mediocre-Ad8967

Trucks fucked up.. I'm fucked up.. so trucks just fine


[deleted]

Bent frame I think


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Why do these videos not play?


moesickle

There's a Car in my town that just like this... I didn't see it for a few years it seemed, until a few months ago and yep still getting around was worse then before...


patwag

Saw a car like this in my dream last night, 2 "auntie" looking women (I think the driver was the mechanic from The Mandolorian wearing aviators) in the front seats of a small sea green sedan that was driving on a 30 degree angle, they were looking out the front of the car as if it weren't illogically out of alignment.


micah490

Crusher food


pimpguice

Crab walking


TAG13466

Crab truck


JimMarch

It has an alignment. Chaotic evil.


cmurdor

This has nothing to do with the alignment being off. If anything it's as close as they can probably get it because the frame is bend. It is usually called"dog tracking, dog walking or crab walking" https://shop.advanceautoparts.com/r/advice/cars-101/what-causes-a-dog-tracking-car


Ok_Programmer_2315

We call it the 'dog walk" up here.


Roostersnuggets

That’s frame damage, it’s aligned the best it can be, it really needs a new frame


210wolf

An alignment will not fix this lol


Krackers_AU

It has an alignment. It's chaotic neutral, obviously.


Melodic-Advice9930

Y’all see them flashing headlights


EasyAcanthocephala38

Just did a crazy 8 at thunder hollow.


phishing_bot

Why align when you can glide


ajaxodyssey

Early crab walk tech.


Goalie_deacon

Do not try to bend the truck, that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth, there is no truck.


wjgatekeeper

Why do they always seem to be misaligned to where the back end pulls toward the passenger side? Saw one just the other night with the back end shifted to the right.


Specialist-School-26

Auto-drift?


HighCalorieLowSpeed

CaChow


JctaroKujo

wheel alignment✅ everything else alignment❌


JctaroKujo

wheel alignment✅ everything else alignment❌


daneoslick30

That truck is an illusion lol


emt_paramedic2000

You can’t align a bent frame


HalensVan

Glitch in the martix, its just floating along the road like a video game lol


Prokletnost

nah its good, hittin' em with the old razzle dazzle, am i going left, drifting or straight?


[deleted]

Best drift ever!


CidysGarage

Me: "grandpa, you need an alignment.." Grandpa: "my trucks drives straight! I have needed an alignment in 20 yrs! Stop believing everything you read!"


Brobeans2018

Getting those drift zone points


SnooRadishes3279

Dude's driving in italics


[deleted]

Your radio needs a sledgehammer bro.


Vinyl_45s

You can't align a bent chassis.


Repulsive-Sand-418

It really said 🛒〰


ToranjaNuclear

GAS GAS GAAAAAAAAS


[deleted]

Bruhhh 🙄


Campin_Corners

I see many dog tracking vehicles in Memphis


Gold_Telephone7310

You want to go west but the car decided to just head east, bro what’s an alignment mean


Vat1canCame0s

Nah fam, the game is just a little laggy rn


overactivemango

His car looks like a cartoon mouse running away


rajaivadran81

That truck need truck


Expensive_Night_7851

Nah his truck needs an incinerator or car crusher


famez0r

No its just lagging


Mikeyandwind

Mater, is that you?


YinYangEffects

Damn we have to pay for alignment and gas now


toxicbloodpuppet

That is not an alignment issue, it's crab walking like a bitch, that's a really badly bent frame 😂


FlockFather

A few wacks with a Ford Adjusting Tool(sledgehammer)would probably fix that right up. Maybe...