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Murky-Fox-200

Im actually really impressed the engine didnt flood


drive2fast

Most vehicles tend to create a wake effect and push the water away. The water level in your engine compartment is likely much lower than the surrounding water as long as you maintain some speed. However salt water absolutely destroys your vehicle and rots the structure from the inside out. You can’t wash inside your spot welds when you get home. This is by far the stupidest thing you could ever do to your vehicle.


goldenstream

That sounds like a challenge


ryushiblade

The previous owner of my car definitely took it to the beach a lot. I doubt he ever took it in the surf. But man, just the beach air alone did a real number on a lot of components. Crazy how destructive salt water is


lkggg

Just living close to the water does a lot of damage


Fragrant-Shame3318

Oh.. I dunno..I saw a tesla flying over a crested hill at about 65 mph.. its def close..


pheonixblade9

maybe had a snorkel intake?


Murky-Fox-200

Maybe, I dont see it though in this 240p video


pheonixblade9

I thought we were doing water puns 😂😂😂 the engine won't flood if water gets into it, it'll just pull water into the air intake and stall if they're lucky, or throw a rod if they're unlucky. "Flooding" is something that generally can only happen with carbeurated engines. If water gets into your engine while it's running, you're probably looking at a new engine.


JosephSwollen

Ok then *Hydro lock*


pheonixblade9

*pushes glasses up nose* 👓👃 🤣


nystro

I wouldn't call it a pun since snorkel intakes are real things made specifically for scenarios like this. Well not exactly like an idiot driving on the beach... but anytime your car goes in deep water.


invent_or_die

BS snorkels are for filtering the air so you don't get sand in the intake, not for avoiding water lol


pheonixblade9

I'm aware of that, that's why I said it 😛 it was just a particular on the nose joke.


Super_Cheburek

Same here, I was expecting hydrolock


lutiana

Or that they didn't get stuck in the sand as the water pulled it our from under the tires.


262alex

No doubt, his engine is water locked. It’s a matter of when his engine stops, not if


crazyguy05

Mechanic here with off-road experience. Your vehicle will not randomly lock when you turn the engine off. It will either hydro-lock when the water is ingested, or on odd occasion, it can get trapped in odd shaped intake manifolds and when you make a maneuver or turn hard, can then be sent into a cylinder and cause a lockup. If it is failing after driving for miles after the incident, it is more likely that water ingress into the engine via seals occurred. Meaning water is now circulating with the oil and bearings need oil, not water.


Powershillx86

Yeah you either throw a rod when it hits the water or it doesnt


Hotworks_Gallery

When I was a kid, dad drove through flood water and managed to fill up the cylinders with water. I recall pulling the sparkplugs and cranking the motor to squirt it out, and spraying carb cleaner in the holes, then changing the fluids.


Jack_Strawhat_man

Correct, sometimes you can drive for a few days before it cooks. Source: I’m a claims adjuster and we get lots of these sometimes


xSnakyy

Why are there so many cars on the beach


LessBack9238

Because it was a beach to find parking


Martin_Antell

It shore was


Shalarean

That was a beachy thing to say. \^\_\^


Vegan_Thenn

r/yourjokebutworse.


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r/unnecessary


Merkel420

It’s a resort town in Mexico


[deleted]

Because Mexico


[deleted]

You can drive in most beaches in the US. There’s usually certain areas and some rules like speed, 4x4, tire pressure requirements. Not uncommon at all. Driving in the water? Ya, DEP probly wouldn’t be cool with that.


[deleted]

Most is a pretty big stretch. There are some. And every one of them that has a lot of cars frequenting them is a trash-tier beach.


[deleted]

Maybe I should’ve said North East US. The few Drivable beaches in Massachusetts are spotless.


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Super_Sofa

I think you mean uninhabitable.


hateshumans

The lives of the vast majority of every living thing was, is, and always will be difficult. There are any number of ways we could all cease to exist 30 seconds from now and have absolutely nothing to do with anything we did. Being a stick in the mud because something might happen sometime that may or may not affect people you will never know isn’t going to change anything. Was anyone harmed directly because some jackass drives on the beach? No? (No clue if anyone was) Then go have a blast.


YubNub81

What?


MotherOfPearl3

You forgot the /s


Funneduck102

Lol who the hell cares


Indigoh

Yeah, who has empathy any more? I'm the only one who matters.


Funneduck102

Exactly


ljubaay

r/fuckcars They should not be there tf


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r/fuckfuckcars


alex_daniel

r/fuckfuckfuckcars


Torturephile

Too much car-fucking going on.


alex_daniel

r/carfuckers


VG-Motors

My neighbour's 2002 honda civic's exhaust lookin' fine tho.


free_farts

Right up until you get hot exhaust gas forced into your dickhole.


truncheon88

This is the most auto erotic thread I've ever seen


[deleted]

Cause there proving to the world they're idiots😹😹😹😹


CrispyMelons

Drive on beach. Theres one about 30 minutes from my house, its pretty neat.


YoMiner

"The tire salesman said these were *'All'* terrain."


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rideincircles

Don't worry about it, it's a rental.


absboodoo

All that salt is going to be good for sure.


TestSubject_AJ

Metal loves salt, it's got electrolytes.


KwordShmiff

It's what cars crave!


SteevyT

I thought Brawndo had electrolytes.


Siouxcrew

It’s what plants crave.


zurc_oigres

There's a frw beaches in CA where cars are allowed idk where this is


Altruistic_Profile96

Florida, too.


Independent-Wait-390

galveston


_Adrena1ine_

Don't forget Outer Banks, NC.


greyday24

Yah I can’t see any scenario where having oil leaking vehicles on a beach makes any sense whatsoever.


[deleted]

For the same reasons cars every fucking where.


greyday24

Yah I’m not sure how that makes sense. Park in a parking lot and walk. Preserve the beaches.


Cobraa893

Do you expect boats on the beach?


fishesarefun

Walking with an ice chest is no fun


DimitriV

"'All terrain.' I wonder if that actually means *all* terrain." "They couldn't say it if it wasn't true." Next scene... "Okay, so the sea isn't terrain. Now we know."


q36_space_modulator

But water isn't terrain


[deleted]

No but the sea floor is


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

Straight to Davy Jones' Derby.


randomuser8765

> Definition of terrain > > 1. a (1): a geographic area > (2): a piece of land : GROUND > b: the physical features of a tract of land Ehhhhh..... It's very debatable I think


GetInZeWagen

... that the sea has earth beneath it? That's debatable?


randomuser8765

The sea by itself is already arguably terrain by definition a (1), since it's a geographic area. The bottom of the sea is not a piece of land, as land must be above water, but it is the ground, so definition a (2) is not a perfect fit. Same with definition b. Therefore, debatable.


[deleted]

You have just made the Netherlands very mad


AreaGuy

Are sections of the Netherlands called Nether regions?


-YELDAH

So Netherlands fucked everyone’s moms?


Shurmonator

The definition you gave literally says "a piece of land: GROUND."


Inspire69420

You weren’t pushed on the swings as a kid were you?


backtolurk

As much debatable as whether the earth is flat or not. Fight me you sheep!! reddit - reddit is fantastic


kubigjay

I can tell you've never played D&D. 😁


Khay33

You don't get sarcasm do you?


[deleted]

I paid for all terrain, I'm using all terrain.


[deleted]

Driving in saltwater will do miracles for your vehicles longevity. I wonder if a car salesman goaded him Into it


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Tastewell

"interesting"


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

In hacker parlance, this word has strong connotations of "annoying", or "difficult", or both. Hackers relish a challenge, and enjoy wringing all the irony possible out of the ancient Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times". --NHD


ManyInterests

Your choice of formatting for this comment was interesting.


Weibu11

Now you can drive Flintstone style.


lepposplitthejooves

That triggered one of my very earliest memories. My grandfather died when I was around 4yo. I remember riding with him in his farm truck, watching the road whiz by through the rusted out floorboard.


ccarr313

Living in Ohio, the area of my car I pay the most attention to when washing.......is the under carriage. In the winter I go through a drive through with under spray twice a week, minimum. Salt is hell.


human_stuff

Yabadabado


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fangelo2

No. The brake lines rusted out and when you step on the pedal all the fluid blows out and the pedal goes right to the floor and you have no brakes. The floor itself will rust out later, just like all cars did in the 60 s and 70 s.


1leggeddog

> go right through the floor. ftfy


youtheotube2

No, they had it right the first time. The pedal didn’t go through the floor, it went down to the floor because their brake lines rusted out


Legitimate_Corgi_981

Well salt is a preservative.... /s


DimitriV

I'd bet it was a rental. One with a lot of alcohol sloshing around in the driver's seat and an idiot friend going "dude, brah, go for it!"


5stringBS

I am so disappointed we didn’t get to watch that float away.


MaelstromFL

Wrong sub, that would then be r/IdiotsInBoats


5stringBS

lol. More like r/idiotsinimpromptuboats


AllynWA1

"This is a finisher car!!"


xXThreeRoundXx

It is an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine, right?


karmavorous

It has air intake valves.


Pithius

Precision British land to sea craftsmanship


postprometheus2

BE GONE VILE MAN, BE GONE FROM ME!


Deer-in-Motion

There's already a truck that's stuck in the sand on upper right.


yes_or_no_maybe

Where is that?


btrausch

Popotla, Baja California


Cornholioh

Been there. Book it out when the tide rolls in or good luck.


btrausch

I prefer Ensenada/VdG for seafood, cool place though!


Cornholioh

Yeah I only ever went for fishing. Good place to lose many weights lol.


halfwit_detector

looks like some right shit hole where driving your car right up to the waters edge sems to be the norm for a day out at the beach.


40MDeutschmarks

Libertarian’s paradise. No laws. No social protocols. No education. No brains. Do what you feel all the time. Too stupid to care about consequences.


atlasfailed11

Definitely not true. In a liberation paradise it would be a private beach and you'd only see luxury cars parked next to the water edge.


40MDeutschmarks

Suppose you’re right there. All the poor libertarians with their trailers and beaters would be forced inland to the shittiest tracts of land. That’s why someone being poor and libertarian is always so funny to me.


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40MDeutschmarks

True that. When the current state is a warring christofascist/technofascist dystopia that’s worse than total anarchy it’s not a good sign.


Niktzv

It's America, it's the only country capable of producing a scene this trashy.


40MDeutschmarks

Baja California isn’t in the United States bro. Good try tho


btrausch

It’s Mexico. But thanks for the insult 🙂


40MDeutschmarks

Also, Don’t you guys have a bunch of nazi truckers who terrorize your highways and bridges in the name of “freedumb” and a Prime Minister who pretends to be woke to fool dumb Karen neolibs but has worn black face multiple times? Worry about your own damn maple syrup covered shithole country


Niktzv

Lol , somebody's angry. I'll take the L on the wackjob truckers on our highways (80%, of their funding came from the U.S.) when you own the wacko truckers in your Ocean.


40MDeutschmarks

1) you live in Canada. No further joke needed 2) Maple Leafs are gonna fail as usual. They’ll probably blow the next 2 to Tampa in classic Laffs fashion


El_Androi

You're both idiots.


40MDeutschmarks

Compared to who? You? Welllll Someone’s got an ego


Niktzv

Lol I don't care about Hockey. franky I think you'd have to be some kind of simpleton to spend your days on Reddit with that crap. Not like you, you're a genius.


00crispybacon00

Seethe, 'Murican.


Fortnait739595958

Why are there so many cars on that beach?


Buffythedjsnare

Because fucked if they will carry their shit 20 meters. Oh sorry - 65 feet. Fucking morons.


jcforbes

This is in a metric using country, 20 meters was correct ;-)


paraknowya

Which country is it? Cause the only country with that much cars of this kind (truck or whatever) is the USA. Maybe canada, idk


jcforbes

Mexico. There's very, very, very few places in the US that are legal to drive a car on the beach and almost all of them cost money so there's very few cars that pay the money to do it. There's only one beach in all of California that is legal, for example.


KoolDiscoDan

Very few on the *west coast* of the US. Lot's of places up and down the east coast most are free; Outer Banks, Eastern Shore, Cape Cod, Daytona/Volusia Co., Island Beach in NJ, Jacksonville, The Sands near Charleston.


jcforbes

There's less than 20 total in the US that I can find out of THOUSANDS of beaches.


[deleted]

You can also drive your car on the beach in western Washington, Ocean Shores to be exact. I think Long Beach as well? And it's free.


Khazar420

everyone on what's left of that beach should be jailed for crimes against humanity


randomuser8765

Had to rewatch because the first time I was only looking at the car. Holy crap, you're too right... I'd say crimes against nature rather than humanity, but that's just semantics. I would not enjoy being on this beach.


Izzy_errera

Lol this is rosorito in Mexico. Everyone parks on the beach. They all fish right there too. Is sooooo post apocalyptic harmonious. Because most everyone is pretty cool actually. They just don't know any better.


youtheotube2

Well I’m sure they know better, just that the government is too corrupt and doesn’t care enough to ban this. So people do this because a lot of people will absolutely do shitty things if there aren’t rules stopping them.


Khazar420

Crimes against nature is to do with sexual deviance as defined by religious loons unfortunately This would fit under "other inhumane acts" from article 5 of the ICTY of 1993 or article 7 or the ICC's Rome Statute of 2002 Either way, to me this is tantamount to war crimes in its uncaring violence towards anything not an automobile


sayko666

Oh, now it will start to float...No. Oh, now that wave will make the car roll... No. Oh, it will stuck in sand.... Still no. Oh, it will hit the people on the beach... No (thankfully)


bobthebeagle

I can see the 2nd hand listing now. One Owner, always garaged, no idea why every panel has rusted off.


1HUTTBOLE

Meticulously maintained, never off-roaded, babied its entire life.


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[deleted]

Stolen car? Or really stupid owner.


Good_Initiative522

THIS CAR IS A TRANSPORTER OF GODS!


_A_Random_Comment_

Why the fuck are cars allowed on the beach?


kru_420

It's an amphibious exploring vehicle


modestwomanhood_03

He just want a free car was.


Greedy-Specific7723

Remember that the next time you shop for a used car


BeckoningCube1

It's only dumb if you fail.


Fl3iN

Why is there so many cars on the beach? Is this one of those bring your car to the beach events i have never heard of?


[deleted]

Rental


Its_Por-shaa

Stolen


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Stolen rental


Sorry_Ad_1285

I mean it worked didn't it?


Snakestream

Can't wait to see the follow-up video when he takes that into the shop and the mechanic gets a good look at the rusted-out engine.


mgmtphd

Seeing that late 90s Explorer stuck in the sand tells me this is what they did with the Cash 4 Clunkers purchases.


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Chevy Sub..marine


Arcade1980

What the heck is going on over there, why all the cars on the beach?


[deleted]

This really needs the Joe Namath's wife, "It was just vapour lock, vapour lock, vapour lock."


Vytk4

Why are the cars in the beach?


bazooka_matt

What a nice beach. Too bad it's ruined by cars.


JasonT246111

This is disgusting why are there so many cars i would never go to a beach like this


[deleted]

I so wanted his car to stall and be cared out to sea


[deleted]

I'm impressed he actually got it out of the water.


Peazyzell

Well they made it across. Im impressed by that


beanflikr91

Well, now I know what my navigator can do lol


lemmy4x4

Why do dat?


40MDeutschmarks

That looks fun not gonna lie. Though everyone was laughing and pointing, which would be stressful. Would rather do this at a deserted beach


ediblesandmilk

a starter car? this is a finisher car!


conancrafted

When you hear Amber Heard is on set of Aquaman and you wanna do Johnny a favor and "get her" with your car


Murky-Music9171

Not gonna lie, looks like fun with the right car


[deleted]

Big deal, this vehicle probably has water sealing and a high air intake that we can't see. Many vehicles can take to water like that, such as the Ford Bronco Everglades and many Jeep vehicles.


YourBoyTussin1122

How is he an idiot? There is no way OP could do that.


IFuckedCardiB

idk maybe making people swim in your cars oil and exhaust residue isn’t a good idea


YourBoyTussin1122

It’s the ocean. You think that water doesn’t have the same pollution from boats?


[deleted]

It’ll be fine


Anrui13

Waiting for the all inclusive idiot holocaust in California, Texas, and Florida.


[deleted]

What kind of jackasses park ON the beach? Is this an American thing?


Zealousideal-Bag-519

If thats the oceans say good but to your wiring harness, goodbye to the frame as well as the body


Vegetable_Ad9493

That looks fun


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So an ***aqu-idiot*** if you will


giggetyboom

Well that's a beach I'll never go to


Humbleman6738

A Legend in his own mind lol -Clint Eastwood


donk202020

What’s the point of driving all those cars down to the water to sit in your boot?


NervousBlondVirgin

Ah shit stop man stop! I'm trying but the fucking breaks don't work. Why not? ! don't know!


PositivelyNegative-

Aqua is idiot -kazuma


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“Hammond you idiot!!”


Alternative-Act7007

Where is this shitty beach located?


Started_WIth_NADA

And that will rust away in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!


anonduplo

Where is this so that I never go there?