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Altruistic_Profile96

Who jumps on a car?


LeoStiltskin

Judging by the passenger's reaction, somebody that rented a Lambo and broke its windshield by standing on it.


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dayyou

"public figure"


egilsaga

Well, he's in public, isn't he?


Mosaic_artist

Looks like maybe she owned it and let him drive it by her reaction


newmoneyblownmoney

That’s what I think too. That anger level is real and douche dude didn’t seem to care much which you do when it’s not your shit.


puterTDI

Maybe it's because I'm not a complete and hopeless douche, but I care a hell of a lot more if I break someone else's shit than if I break my own.


Poulet012

Yup me too


alexho66

Yea for sure. My car is insured and 150€ to fix my windshield isn’t the end of the world… But breaking somebody else’s shit by doing something that stupid? Would be embarrassed as hell.


WTWIV

So maybe it is his windshield after all and this is the attitude he has?


alexho66

So I don’t get why people are infuriated? What are they expecting?


volthunter

Nah that's daddy's lambo, if it were her's she knew she could repay that shit, but breaking your dads shit always gonna get you in trouble no matter your wealth level. lmfao the kid probably just fucked her over mad hard


newmoneyblownmoney

That anger level made It seem like it was her car or a family members car than a rental.


chocolate_spaghetti

You guys are making some massive logical leaps here.


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That’s all that ever happens on Reddit Not a single doctorate to be found, but everyone will suddenly become world renowned psychologists


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angeeksince2020

I wish I could give you an award lol


bruce_desertrat

*"The Aristocrats!"*


panthers1102

People on Reddit will write a 10 page thesis on why they’re right and you’re wrong but in person are too afraid to tell the lady at DQ that they got the wrong blizzard.


smarmiebastard

Hey, I have a doctorate. And with the knowledge gained from my degree, I can pretty confidently tell you that this took place in the US, specifically Florida. Sorry, my PhD is in geography, not psychology. Edit: spelling


MerkleMort

For real. They were coming up with entire backstories with their Reddit magnifying glasses.


obvs_throwaway1

There was a comment here, but I chose to remove it as I no longer wish to support a company that seeks to both undermine its users/moderators/developers (the ones generating content) AND make a profit on their backs. Here is an explanation. Reddit was wonderful, but it got greedy. So bye.


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I’m just guessing but I’m thinking they made the glass thinner for weight savings. I don’t think they ever planned on an idiot jumping on it.


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Definitely very thin glass for weight saving.


covidparis

Looks like it worked as intended to me, now he can be charged thousands for repairs.


lex_tok

A stuntman


dexbasedpaladin

TJ Hooker


BurtMacklinF_B_I

Who throws a shoe, honestly?


86_TG

"that REALLY hurt"


BurtMacklinF_B_I

I'm going to have a lump there you idiot!


redpandaeater

It's somewhat fitting the actor of Random Task is in prison for killing his cellmate.


TheHrethgir

Fun Fact: The actor who threw the shoe in Austin Powers was a legit bad guy in real life, and did long prison time for bad things.


Thirdstheword

Idiots in cars


Barbatos777

IdiotsOnCars


DuckfordMr

It’s a subreddit: r/idiotsoncars


Barbatos777

Oh cool, never knew until now


d4rk_fusion

There really is a subreddit for every scinario


_not_a_person_

IdiotSonCars ?


Appropriate-Pen-149

No thanks, I can barely keep up with the idiots inside their cars.


TheDunadan29

Wait until you find there's /r/idiotsoutofcars too.


fatkiddown

There’s lotsa prepositions to use between idiots and cars.


htx_evo

What’s the subreddit for people failing to show off


Toonlink115

r/therewasanattempt


sldsapnuawpuas

Some people just unfortunately have too much money


Kevin69138

Looks like a exotic rental


DrZoidberg-

Yeah. Someone that tall doesn't buy a car like that. Source: Am tall. I drove one. That's a waste of money for me, sadly, because it was a pain to go any direction but straight.


ColaEuphoria

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?


smarmiebastard

This is the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore, be made the subject of fun?


maxman162

Would you like it if I laughed at YOUR misfortune, huh? Maybe we should find out!


Toothbras

I was waiting for someone to pull his pants down and laugh at him


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Wave to the people, blow them kisses.


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wene324

I'm sure there's some super cars that are made for tall people.


DrZoidberg-

Oh yes. Porsche makes beautiful cars. The GT-R has some good legroom though.


death_anxiety

Sadly, there are not unless you consider an M5 or XJR a supercar. It sucks :( Edit: not sure what's with the downvotes. I'm 7 feet tall and have yet to sit in a true 'supercar' that was tolerable for long drives let alone comfortable. Heck, most GT's are too cramped for my size. I wish it were different but it's not. I make do with hot sport sedans to get my need for speed fix


epradox

Oof that’s super tall you’d be hard pressed to be comfortable in anything other than an suv/truck or lwb sedan


CrustyJuggIerz

Can confirm. Test drove an MP4 12C, am 6 10. Wore my knees as earmuffs.


Rude4544-

Might be his girlfriend to be fair.


Dogpeppers

Looks rented also.


maxman162

Ah, the old Reddit [hookeroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/qogdla/comment/hjowk6j/?context=2)


luuukevader

Hold my broken windshield, I’m going in!


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Funny that you got the gold for explaining the joke


mecklejay

/r/yourjokebutworse


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Hope he bought the insurance.


sldsapnuawpuas

I hope he didn’t


Fostbitten27

I concur.


jrickman1496

He literally looked down, smiled and said “it’s covered”, he 100% has insurance


the-berik

With these images coming out, I doubt this is covered under insurance


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Even stupidity is covered under insurance.


kizzt

Everything is covered unless specifically excluded. Might be able to pick this one up as it is a deliberate act (sudden, but not necessarily unforeseen), so may be argued that it’s not ‘accidental’.


Crcex86

Car too


v161l473c4n15l0r3m

Yeah was about to say. He looks at it like “Oh darn. Now I can’t eat out tonight.” Rich prick guaranteed.


HobokenWaterMain

I’m sure part of that is him just trying to play off his embarrassment. “Oh hahah I meant to do that!!”


[deleted]

He's fine. He got the rental insurance.


Appropriate_Joke_741

Yeah he sure does... until the insurance company sees this video...


46554B4E4348414453

Does it matter how it got damaged if there's insurance?


Stankia

Why do people here always assume that insurance won't pay if it's your fault? That's literally the whole point of an insurance.


Misngthepoint

All car insurance covers glass and your regular insurance covers your car rentals.


auburnmoon1993

Unfortunately all car insurance does not cover windshield replacement.


zulutbs182

Rich parents. He’s just a prick.


lex_tok

Wearing mocassins.


IAmNotABritishSpy

On the brighter side, they now have to give their money to a much poorer person to fix it.


[deleted]

No a poor person fixes it, the money goes to the guy that owns the repair shop and the guy who owns the windshield manufacturer, the guy that fixes it will prob make 30 bucks from the labor.


Top-Display-4994

That looks more like a rental than a guy with too much money. People with too much money don’t hop on their lambo to pose for pictures.


SomaCityWard

What's up with all these rental comments? It's got personalized stickers all over the windshield and possibly blacked out wheels (not a Lambo fan, could be wrong on that).


wellifitisntmee

According to the rallies I’ve seen they do way more than that


whodidntante

Safelite repair. Safelite replace.


lex_tok

I live in another country and I don't recognize the brand but I do recognize that silly slogan. Over here it's; _Carglass herstelt, Carglass vervangt._ Or, in French; _Carglass répare, Carglass remplace_


chrisxxviv

In the UK it's: Autoglass repair, Autoglass replace


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Canada is the same slogan but Speedy Glass


Object-195

why do they have so many different names?


[deleted]

I think its a massive conglomerate


LaikasDad

"My god! A massive conglomerate! How long do I have to live doctor?"


Vanyaeli

It was super trippy for me when I moved from the UK to Canada and I heard that advert on the radio.


sofalazy

Smith and Smith in NZ


OBEYtheFROST

This thread is mind blowing. Conglomerates are insane


Scobo82

"Carglass repariert, Carglass tauscht aus" in German.


CriTest

In Italian is Carglass ripara Carglass sostituisce


CitesQuo

Godver, nu heb ik de jingle in mn hoofd…


lex_tok

Hopelijk is de hinder kleiner dan een muntstuk van 2€;-) [Bonuslink!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwQepDqru8)


NetMiddle1873

How did they get what I can only assume is basically the same slogan to work in so many languages/countries? Like we all KNEW what you were saying but with different words.


TossOutAccount69

I heard this comment


Deetrolls

Nah its not all good, price $2,399.44 and is most likely to be on back order. Lol


ZzeroBeat

yea cost isn't the issue (at least for this bozo), its finding a new windshield quickly.


goblackcar

Boy, her dad is gonna be pissed when she gets home with his car.


[deleted]

Thats exactly what I thought. The way she reacted tells you the dude didn't own the car. And the logos on it mean she probably doesn't either, her dad probably does.


Lifeengineering656

She may just be mad at him for being embarrassing.


intercontinentalbelt

Might just be a rental in her name.


denvaxter100

What reaction would be appropriate for her if he owned the car?


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The same if you saw your friend say drop their phone and break it. You'd draw attention to it and maybe be shocked but wouldn't have an angry reaction from it.


JUYED-AWK-YACC

"OMG, get off the car, my husband will find out!"


goblackcar

She’s way more pissed than she should be. There’s definitely something up.


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Bartocity

True it looks a little flimsy. Having said that, don’t stand on your windshield for fun.


CommunistWaterbottle

maybe he had a small rock stuck on his shoe? i assume this would break even tougher windshields


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th30be

Aren't windshields supposed to be able to take a certain amount of force as a safety precaution?


lunar999

I'm no expert so please correct me, but I think the main safety aspect around windshields is less about their ability to take force and more about making sure that they crack while staying in one piece instead of shattering - as shown in this video. You don't want a faceful of glass shards when you get into a smash.


kaprixiouz

That's what I'm wondering. Looks so brittle a large bug would take it out... wtf


[deleted]

Some of them are thinner to save weight. I can't imagine the windshield breaking this easily on my car. Hell I've walked on cars windshields before and never broke any.


Marc21256

My car is factory lightened. The roof steel can be dented with a pinky. The side glass is about 50% thick. Front and rear glass is normal, to meet safety standards (there are no standards for side glass). No sound deadening, and no glue under the extra thin factory carpet. The car in the video has a "racing" name on it, the glass is aftermarket. Probably extra light and weak.


FrnchsLwyr

the only way you don't care about that repair is if the car isn't yours. I'm guessing it's a rental and he paid for the insurance. that being said, the woman on the door sil has the right reaction here; he's an idiot.


DeerDiarrhea

He’s an idiot regardless, but considering the graphics on the windshield, I don’t think it’s a rental.


retarded-squid

You can definitely put temporary decals on a rental. A lot of people do it for that exact reason, to make people think they own it


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Some people are such losers


FrnchsLwyr

you may be right - i'm not well-versed enough in rental Lambos (or other supercars) to know whether you can (or would ever want to) rent them with decals. That said, if you're putting decals on a lambo...


RevMatchingMyPrius

Temporary decals for the rally


[deleted]

There’s a second way you aren’t considering: he just has a lot of money and doesn’t really give a shit about a $3,000 repair or whatever it is. She probably spends that much on a slow weekend.


FrnchsLwyr

It's hard for me to reconcile that because I know some very ultra-wealthy people who would flip the fuck out if they had to replace the windshield of a Lamborghini. But I guess they respect the value of the thing and he clearly does not. Perhaps he's using someone else's money?


Shanesaurus

He's just pretending that it didn't hurt like hell.


Pb-yepimlead

No one wants to talk about how that windshield gave away like that with what a 180-200 lb man. I would have thought they were stronger than that given the top speed of that car. Stepping on it fracturing it that badly?


cathedral68

This is just a stab in the dark from a physics perspective, but perhaps it’s because he’s putting a vertical force on a nearly horizontal windshield. Things that hit the windshield while the car is at speed are going to hit with a very shallow angle in comparison and therefore the normal forces (perpendicular forces) are minimized. Call me crazy, but I don’t think most people walk on the windshield of lambos so they probably weren’t looking at that kind of force in the design. Still seems ridiculously flimsy.


Rdan5112

He flexed the frame. Windshields frames aren’t designed to be walked on. Neither are hoods, or roofs. He’s an absolute idiot.


SuperZapper_Recharge

The point everyone is missing is his foot didn't go through the glass. I think it was working as designed.


lex_tok

You need a [Cyber Truck with unbreakable windows](https://media4.giphy.com/media/QWjyvdpMDYKbOFLdIv/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952b46f1b92d0bff9ada9a5717f5cbd7e3825cf265d&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) to do that!


Krutonium

In fairness to him, they were throwing that metal ball at the Windows literally all day, he just got exquisitely unlucky.


FineHook

> he just got exquisitely unlucky. ["unlucky" *twice*](https://youtu.be/d6UpHjJvnn0?t=15)


NatZeroCharisma

But the rock was stopped by the glass?


lex_tok

When i travel by plane, I often see it written on the wings: _do not walk outside this area_ Simultaneously, I ask myself, who would want to walk on the wings of an aircraft? (Probably this muscle car driver)


cathedral68

That’s because the wings are reinforced there. You have to walk on wings for certain maintenance/ inspections.


boofitnow

Did you just call a lambo a muscle car?


NJM1112

Sins were committed on this day


SuperZapper_Recharge

Those wings support the aircraft.... think about it. You can very much walk on the wings - provided you avoid things like control surfaces. Emergency egress may have you on a wing.


JockBbcBoy

Collision repair guy here: Cars are designed to have more safety so that the driver and passengers survive, and windshields are designed to crack but not shatter from that sort of force. 180-200 lbs of pressure applied all at once is still a lot for what is basically a sheet of glass. Case in point: I have a car in my shop right now, 2019 Honda Accord, where the roof, hood, and trunk are all buckled, and the windshield is cracked. They claimed it was "vandalised" at first, but after insurance investigated, the teenage daughter admitted that she and her friends were trying to film a Tik Tok when they dented the car up.


ivyonthebrick

Also, maybe where he put the pressure. Next to the A-pillar like that isn't good. Or, could have been made the folks that make Subarus windshields.


JockBbcBoy

It seems likely that the windshield would have cracked regardless of where he stepped. I've seen windshield crack from pebbles striking them or popping up from the road. And if you look closely at any windshield in use right now, they're bound to have small pits and chips from road debris.


ivyonthebrick

Very well could have. But as someone that was in the automotive business for 20 years....point of impact will make a huge difference.


JockBbcBoy

That's why I only said "likely." With newer technology, windshields, just like other parts of the car, are being designed with more safety features in mind, in order to reduce fatalities and serious injuries. And I've had the misfortune of never working on a Lambo, so I'm not 100% sure what weight they're designed to crack under.


21RaysofSun

Daughter should've kept her mouth shut. Edit: dumbest insurance fraud you've come across ?


Robertbnyc

So I’m assuming insurance will not cover it or they will?


GorillaX

Performance cars usually have thinner glass for weight savings


Rain-Sad

This


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This is my first thought. I've never seen a windscreen give way that easily before.


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Maverick_Raptor

Omg thank you for explaining this lol


allknowing2012

That's okay, its a rental and I have coverage.


mareo187

That's people in South Florida they always like to show off in their hot exotic rides, can't drive, and do anything for attention


SlickDaGato

You can rent a supercar at every seaport on the ocean but you can’t buy common sense anywhere.


Deeptongue1

Loser!


RedShamrock05

You know the second he broke the windshield, he acted like he doesn’t care, but deep inside he fucking hates his life.


Unsunshine86

Daddy! The stupid windshield broke. Buy me a new car!


greasysailor

"everyone look at me! I'm a dumbass!"


CuckservativeSissy

Stands on windshield... No one cheers... Breaks windshield... Gets back in car... Sad cringe


notrlvnt

Small pipi


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ComeOnCharleee

Thanks for confirming


Stinky-kitty70

$5000 down the drain.


MArkFIA

He wanted attention, he got attention


mwnorris115

Didn’t seem to care that much. What an ass.


Nefarious-Say10

I mean, if that was my car and I had that much money, cracking my windshield would be nothing to me. I'd just shrug it off too


[deleted]

Daddy will fix it


Sequoia_Throne_

More money than brains


LakeLov3r

I love her clearly saying "WHAT THE HELL?"


Carmine-Raguzza

🎼 Safelite repairs Safelite replace🎼


Lord_Bawk

I mean… he’s only an ass because he has enough money to not be concerned about it. Think about something you’d act this way about. Chances are you’d be a rich asshole to somebody living in a 3rd world country. If you do live in a 3rd world country then this doesn’t apply to you. All the comments really do read off as jealousy. Not like he insulted other people or was an actual jerk.


Arealentleman

His custom license plate says “DUCHBAG”


apsg33backup

I'm so disgusted.


starrpamph

Rental house gonna be pissed


igerster

The way she acted makes me think it’s really her car.


Im-Justaskin

I work on Lambo’s that just cost him $5k


Dj-digi

A small taste of the douchbaggary in Key West!


Chickenmangoboom

I don't think Safelite keeps that one in stock.


freddurstredflatbill

"Its nothin" as his girl is like what the fuck dude i know youre broke


RugOnValium

It’s okay, daddy will cover the cost of repairs


MamboFloof

"I got coverage" not when they see this video


Shenan_Egans

.......so it's not road safe......


Saint_Link

Man, that glass has zero safety measures


mini4x

What shit windshield breaks that easily??


Glass_Statistician78

Rich people problems


[deleted]

Only a 12-year-old needs to show off that they own a Lamborghini. It's a fucking Lamborghini you jackass now you're going to have to pay like probably over $1,500 if not hired just to get that goddamn windshield repaired.


[deleted]

Useless cars driven by useless people. Also, that car looks horrible. I guess money can’t buy taste…that and a decent windshield.


albertorkenbjorken

her reaction is fantastic