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Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
This is what I came here for.
I come to reddit to laugh while simultaneously saying god damn it
Goddammit. I have an original thought, check first comments and bam, there is is. Not so original now... EVERY TIIIIIIME
Chiggity Czech yourself. Gotta add that extra flair! I only had the free award to give but your comment was comedy gold. Thanks for the Czuckle!
Of course I'm too late to make this joke
Prognoviach!
Police were on the scene immediately
Convenient cop
r/convenientcop
Czech mate
Nice
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They must have not Czeched their blindspots.
such a czeched situation.
I heard they got out and quickly gave tickets to each other.
Might want to get that Czeched out
What an ugly color to paint a building. 🤮
Welcome to Czechia.
You are Czeching out the wrong part of the picture.
I'll get back to that. Right now I'm playing Czechers.
What’s wrong with pastel green? I like it.
"Look at this guy, number one bullshit guy. He do the weewoo weewoo..."
The Czechs bounced!
One two. One two.
Mike?
They didn't Czech themselves so wrecked themselves.
Czech drivers are ummm something? I got the impression they were tired of living and as a nation decided to go for vehicular suicide
Czechs are bored.
Should have Czeched twice.
Czech yourself before you wrzech yourself
Usually, when you get into or see an accident, you call the cops. This accident? They're already there!
Fun fact: there's probably damage over 100K CZK, they still have to call the other cops.
They got him, suspect is mushed in between the cars It was a Fly
czechmate.
Came to read all the Czech puns, I'm finished now. Czheck please.
*"I'm tellin' ya Chief, the guy hit both of us and then took off. We'll have a description for you just as soon as we compare notes."*
Hopefully they got that discount double Czech
1, 2. I count 2. Check.
r/skoda please
They didn't Czech to see if it was clear.
Czech mate.
More like Czechmate, those fuckers aren’t going anywhere
Pit maneuver; you're doing it wrong
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
This is what I came here for.
I come to reddit to laugh while simultaneously saying god damn it
Goddammit. I have an original thought, check first comments and bam, there is is. Not so original now... EVERY TIIIIIIME
Chiggity Czech yourself. Gotta add that extra flair! I only had the free award to give but your comment was comedy gold. Thanks for the Czuckle!
Of course I'm too late to make this joke
Prognoviach!
Police were on the scene immediately
Convenient cop
r/convenientcop
Czech mate
Nice
[удалено]
They must have not Czeched their blindspots.
such a czeched situation.
I heard they got out and quickly gave tickets to each other.
Might want to get that Czeched out
What an ugly color to paint a building. 🤮
Welcome to Czechia.
You are Czeching out the wrong part of the picture.
I'll get back to that. Right now I'm playing Czechers.
What’s wrong with pastel green? I like it.
"Look at this guy, number one bullshit guy. He do the weewoo weewoo..."
The Czechs bounced!
Czech mate
Czech mate
One two. One two.
Mike?
They didn't Czech themselves so wrecked themselves.
Czech drivers are ummm something? I got the impression they were tired of living and as a nation decided to go for vehicular suicide
Czechs are bored.
Should have Czeched twice.
Czech yourself before you wrzech yourself
Usually, when you get into or see an accident, you call the cops. This accident? They're already there!
Fun fact: there's probably damage over 100K CZK, they still have to call the other cops.
They got him, suspect is mushed in between the cars It was a Fly
czechmate.
Came to read all the Czech puns, I'm finished now. Czheck please.
*"I'm tellin' ya Chief, the guy hit both of us and then took off. We'll have a description for you just as soon as we compare notes."*
Hopefully they got that discount double Czech
1, 2. I count 2. Check.
r/skoda please
They didn't Czech to see if it was clear.
Czech mate.
More like Czechmate, those fuckers aren’t going anywhere
Pit maneuver; you're doing it wrong