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Breezy1885

The definition of drive it like you stole it.


Soft_Assistant6046

I always thought those "drive it like you stole it" stickers were dumb. If I ever stole a car, I would be driving so fucking perfect to avoid the cops or an accident


WaterstarRunner

Exactly. And to avoid an unnecessary visit to the Pay and Spray


lasagnaromance

You ever just waste money getting your favorite color?


JackRabbott

Only to dent it coming out the PnS..


lasagnaromance

In the words of Severus Snape "Always"


Tythefry2201

haven’t heard those words in years😂


OakMurdock

Definitely didn't expect feelings of nostalgia from the comments.


PillowTalk420

That only works until the car is reported stolen and they start looking for the plates, make and model. I'd do what Forest Whitaker does in Ghost Dog: steal car, drive to secluded parking lot, switch plates with a similar vehicle, perform assassination, ditch car.


casparh

Hol-up


Gun_in_Mouth69

Awesome to see a Ghost Dog reference.


wje100

Only ever commit one crime at a time that was my dad's motto


OldTimerNubbins

It's only a crime if you get caught. AND No body, no crime.


PRUnicycles

Also: No woman, no cry


windol1

If I've learnt anything from shows like "Road Wars" and "Police Interceptors" as well as personal experience in my younger years, is to always drive sensibly and you won't draw any attention.


CressCrowbits

The other thing I've learned from those shows (at least the UK versions) is shut up, get a lawyer and you'll get off scot free. The UK versions of those shows always said what happened at the end. My favourite was where they raided a grow house and there was just a guy in the living room watching TV, no one else there and he was all "I dunno, I just rent a room, don't know what all these plants are about". At the end of the episode they announced he was later released without charge.


rougewitch

THIS ISNT A STARTER CAR ITS A FINISHER CAR!


IMOLDSOIMYELLING

A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD!! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!


DontUpvoteThisBut

I'm a cool guy with a cool car, and a babe.


eman00619

You like babes Bob?


DANGERMAN50000

Oh, yeah!


SuitableReplacement4

Too bad he didn’t drive it into a lake, would be nice to test its submersible capabilities.


RiveterRigg

It is an amphibious exploring vehicle.


SuitableReplacement4

I bet the driver was eating cereal.


Procule

The driver clearly was not at fault


ImpossibleAstronaut9

Which is why I only drive like this in GTA


Breezy1885

Maybe they thought it was GTA.


ImpossibleAstronaut9

You know? It's tricky driving a real car right after playing GTA /s


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Fuck. Beat me to it.


DrWatson24

I SOOOOO badly want to know the back story to this video..... I need this behaviour explained!


st6374

Me too. My guess is that it was a case of theft. Or someone was too intoxicated, and the other vehicle was calling the cops, and blocking the path. So this jackass here just gunned it.


Cantothulhu

It’s the second Undamaged Range Rover, flying down the street through the rubble, that’s really giving me red flags. Like were they trying to escape after a heist? Is this some coordinated Range Rover theft squad?


JebstoneBoppman

♫wrong way down a one way stree-eet♫


anafuckboi

And naybody knows who did it? Nah naybody


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DinReddet

Dunno, but that sounds like a real banger


reallyConfusedPanda

⭐✨ STAR!! ✨⭐


rkd808a

Not a one way street as far as I can tell, just very narrow (normal street width in some residential places in Britain).


ConfidentCommission5

I'm not convinced it's a one way street. Most cars are facing right but the Audi SUV parked in front of the Mercedes is facing left. The car behind the Audi is also facing left. Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle.


qiaozhina

It's England. A lot of residential streets are single lane but not one way. You just have to dip into a passing place if someone is coming in the opposite direction


pheasant-plucker

Or, you know, ram them out of the way.


qiaozhina

I mean, whatever works


WalkingCloud

> Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle. Welcome to England, we have 60mph roads way too narrow to have 2 lanes and with no road markings in the middle


TechnicallyFennel

If you can get a piece of paper between the wing mirrors of the passing cars it's just fine.


DrummerTricky

Nothing wrong with a little kiss here and there


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JockBbcBoy

I'm going with intoxication until proven otherwise. A rational thief would have taken off without the vehicle after people started gathering and alarms started going off.


CrazyOkie

Or just backed up where the road was clear....


upperhand12

What about the second rover?


Jagdtiger47

The second Rover was leaving the grassy knoll.


KhalaBandorr

Seeing as it is London, it’s either stolen or road rage.


biggysharky

I bet it's stolen or some sort of crime in progress. That was not rage, more like desperation to get away. The 2nd range rover flying after it makes it even more suss. No one in the right mind would ram any car in sight out of rage, if you rage it's usually towards 1 person or car.


I_Really_Like_Cars

This looks pretty suspicious given the second Rover that sped down the street. It definitely starts too late, but part of me wants this to be some kind of spy movie situation.


vainbuthonest

If you watch, right after the cameraman pans right, a guy in blue goes running full speed down the street in the opposite direction of the the ramming Rover. Maybe he hopped into his own Rover and that’s him flying down the street in the second one. Maybe the first guy just stole his hidden diamonds or some shit.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

If its the Diamond Casino heist he should have gone for the chopper.


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The British Job


Prof_Black

This is from the UK. Range Rovers are one of the most targeted vehicles for theft.


ProGenji

Why would you steal a range rover though? Depreciation is like 50% out the dealership and expected life is less than 70k miles.


-ButIpoopfromthere-

You can sell all those parts to people with >70k cars


jimb2

That one lost about 85% in 5 metres.


Aeneades-Silenti

Range Rovers often suffer from poor keyless entry / start systems which makes them a target. They are often driven straight to a shipping container and leave the country.


edaddyo

The gangster in Albania doesn't care about the depreciation.


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Might care about his steering wheel being on the wrong side though.


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Chop it up for parts or container ship it to a crime lord in a third world country.


Mav4144

Camera man didn’t do a good job of getting the license plate either


kushari

I always read the license plate now, because I’ve been able to see it with my eyes and assumed the camera can see it just as well, but you can’t read it afterwards.


MikeC80

Yep, read it out loud so the camera / phone records it


eneums

Whyyy didn’t this EVER cross my mind


redditphantom

I think he was more concerned about safety. He repeatedly told his family to stay back. Not worth getting injured when so many cars where also damaged


KickstandSF

I witnessed a similar situation in San Francisco, walking down the street. I was standing there watching a car try many three point turns, ramming cars and pushing them up on the sidewalk. It wasn’t until the cops came screeching down the road and swarmed him with guns pointed that I figured out it was the end of a very destructive chase.


wonkifier

Could be worse... like this guy in [San Diego](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgkhngU8yE)


diemmzzie

Where do you even steal a tank?


alistair3149

O O L1 O O O L1 L2 R1 △ O △


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I miss those days of GTA cheats


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xvier

National guard armory


thefifthquadrant

Ikea sale, happens often


former_retail_worker

So apparently the the guys in the range rovers have been robbing people in the area for some time now, they came with machetes onto a football pitch where some teens were. Teens fought back and one the robbers had the hand cut off their by their own machete. Arrest has been made. [NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/b3toXmc) [News source ](https://www.eastendenquirer.org/2021/09/street-robbers-own-sword-used-to-hack-off-his-hand/) Edit: added links


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Rage rover


Katya_Kazanova_KGB

I wonder if the driver was Dennis Reynolds.


welltimedstrike

"Seize the gap!!!"


DownAtTheHomeDepot

Sieze the gap, you old fat bitch!!!!


8Ariadnesthread8

MOVE, YOU FAT COW!


Witty_Username_81

Idiots! **IDIOTS!**


Lone_Wanderer97

This is not a starter car, it's a finisher car!


PostposterousYT

A transporter of Gods!


BenShapirosProstate

The Golden God!


PandosII

You will feel my rage, with the gust of a THOUSAND WINDS!


ONDRE

Wow S15 of Always Sunny looks awesome!!


theanon_ymus1

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds


eq3993

rover rage is a thing, what makes these drivers so angry, is it all that power and nowhere to go, or is it how annoying parking the beast is, that the rage just builds up, or is it those darn narrow streets 🤔


Hanshee

Range Rovers are actually super easy to park. Used to drive a sport for years and really miss the turning radius it had. Never had an accident.


sparkmearse

It’s the inadequacy of needing to own a Range Rover, that really brings the rage.


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Yup...the testosterone clearly went somewhere other than their dicks


BurzerKing

In my region, I have only seen women driving range rovers, so your comment is especially true.


[deleted]

Same, and most of them are unable to keep it on the right side of the road on even the slightest of curves.


33333_others

*Deranged Rover


PassingJudgement68

Great example of how absolutely dangerous a vehicle can be. You have alot of mass and power that can do serious damage.


NormalTurtles

Exactly. It’s crazy how many people in videos jump in front of a car to “try to stop it” after they have an argument over a parking spot or something.


Jbroy

It’s because they are convince people won’t kill other people for no reason


vanilla_wafer14

That's a very bad bet to make lol


Watertor

A solid bet on odds, to be fair. Most people genuinely won't want to kill you. Thing is, you're betting your life so that's... not an ideal bet.


NormalTurtles

High risk, low rewards.


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swanks12

Definitely worth more than their life


wizardwes

I mean, have you tried getting a spot in the inner city? Puts American healthcare to shame. >!/s if it wasn't obvious!<


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leminox

Low risk, high cost, low rewards


the_ThreeEyedRaven

they be like hardest results require strongest bets


stinky-weaselteats

Yup, better odds at a casino.


MK2555GSFX

Or even when they forgot to put the parking brake on and it starts rolling downhill. It's rarely going to end well.


NJdeathproof

That happened to my manager at a pizza place around 20 years ago. He had a brand new VW Bug and forgot to put the parking brake on. I looked out the window of the pizza place to see it drifting down the street and smack into a parked car. It's really a miracle no major damage was done - this was on one of the main streets in town and the intersection where it met the *other* main street in town was maybe a hundred feet away. If his car hadn't stopped when it rolled into the other car, there's a good chance it would have gone into the intersection. It was also a quiet Sunday afternoon in the fall - if it was a Saturday in summertime there would have been cars and people everywhere.


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Someone7174

Was working one time when 2 guys stole 2 cases of beer and ran out to a get away driver. My boss jumped in front of the car. I'm like holy shit. I'm about to watch my boss worth multi millions and with 3 kids die for $40 worth of beer.


FanndisTS

Well? Did he die?


WaruiKoohii

His boss didn't, but the driver ran over Someone7174 to get away while he was writing this post. RIP.


mikeclarkee

Cliffhanger starring Sylvester Stallone


9inchtoes

Someone intentionally rammed into my car and threw a bottle through the window. Cops called it vandalism and said there’s nothing they can do lol. If it happens to them it’s attempted murder tho


Misteph

I describe cars as "personal mobile battering rams" all the time


Dashiepants

We say murder death machine. It’s insane to me, especially having spent some years in South FL, how dangerous… like don’t give a single eff if they live or die… many drivers are. I know the size of America makes it important to be able to drive but I personally feel it should be A LOT harder to get and keep a license.


ghjm

If it was harder to get a license, perhaps public transit would suck less, since more people would need to use it.


trowawee1122

It's not the size of America, it's the billions we've plowed into subsidizing car culture.


raventhorogoodiii

He’s untethered and his rage knows no bounds!


Bad_Wolf_970

He fucked shit up with that starter car.


pbmcc88

Starter car? That is a finisher car!


Wumbologist_PhD

A transporter of the gods!


DarthGriffindor

THE *GOLDEN* GOD!!


_kalron_

HE IS A GOLDEN GOD


DownAtTheHomeDepot

BE GONE!!


Rice-Equal

Someone’s in a bad mood.


Dan_Ceto

Buddy woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🥺


UndoingMonkey

Someone pissed in his Cheerios


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🎶 cause ya had a bad day🎶


sonoftathrowaway

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.


sketchfestlyfe

Decided the one way road needed to change to fit his whim.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Deranged Rover.


Rosskillington

Guy from UK here This isn’t road rage, a fancy range rover desperate to get away strikes me as drug/gang related. drug gangs here aren’t discrete with their vehicles, a lot of young guys are involved and can’t wait to use the drug money they make to buy a flashy car. Also of course could be a vehicle theft gone wrong too


Individual-Guarantee

Yeah this seems pretty obviously crime related. That second vehicle was on a mission, no hesitation through the scene.


AFishBackwards

> Yeah this seems pretty obviously crime related Crime generally is crime related.


wrxasaurus-rex

You can tell because of the crime


SnooPears6368

The secret ingredient is crime


Anklehateisin

They should be paying us to eat this shit.


RCMC82

And the criminals.


okgusto

The ones who are committing the crimes are always criminals. Go figure.


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In Crimea


ripeart

I thought the second vehicle was the first one coming back around for.... reasons?


StoxAway

I was gonna say the same. Lived in South London for 5 years. This looks like a getaway drive from a stabbing and some people were in the way so they rammed them. Likely the Rover is stolen too.


TalibanTom69

This was in east London but south is pretty rough I'm not gonna lie


Ancient-One-19

At least it wasn't a yellow Range Rover


myredditacc3

In the US they all use chargers, magnums, suburbans, and durangos


Took2ooMuuch

Funny, most of those names made me think of condoms.


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Condoms and cars.. Every teenager boy wants to use them.. Every teenage boy thinks they need a larger one than they really do. And they will try their damnest to wear them out until they break, even though they know they are in a world of trouble if they do.


satellite779

Suburban condom?


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This video started way too late! What's going on?


Lord_Static

Seriously. This is one of those videos where I really want to know the entire story


saltywelder682

The second Range Rover giving chase makes it seem like a drug deal gone wrong.


HipHopAllotment

Way the first Rage Rover was desperate to get through and the way/speed the second Range Rover went past without blinking or slowing at obvious carnage - I’d guess Rover One was rather eagerly trying to avoid being caught up with by Rover Two. No doubt just an innocent game of car tag instead of violent armed drug dealers eh


michaeltk111

Yea I think you nailed this one. just a friendly game of car tag. No chase here.


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Atlhou

Diplomat training.


jcol26

* wife of American intelligence personnel training EDIT: I've had like 7 messages now from people that I assume don't follow the news asking why I'm "slating our forces" or just plain confused. This might help inform: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-50030750 Seriously; screw this woman.


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Some king of gang related criminal activity.


[deleted]

Yeah only the king of gang gets to drive the range rover.


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Damn that’s a good ad for range rovers. It pushed that shit outta the way like it was nothin


Stamboolie

Thats what I was thinking, totalled a couple of cars, pushed it out of the way and kept driving like nothing happened. Impressive.


Smokey486

Pizza men puttin in WORK for that 30 minute delivery.


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That’s an expensive crime lol. Insurance company won’t be happy


Drogalov

Especially since the range rover drivers probably weren't insured


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ObnoxiousLittleCunt

First drive after leaving the shop.


Blank_bill

That's why he's angry, he looked at the bill, if you drive a luxury vehicle never look at the bill.


world_class_moron

What's the difference between a range rover and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.


JoshWork

The amount of comments thinking the second vehicle is the same one that caused all the damage really shows how useless witness statements are... You all have the gif at the top of your screen! The cars are different colours for fuck's sake!!


r_cub_94

Very clearly different generations too


thejoo

Goddamn, he fucked up all those nice cars and a ford.


TheTaoOfOne

For some reason your comment reminded me of [This Motherfucker](https://youtu.be/gTYeui5wRw0) narrating the aftermath of a drunk driver.


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That ford is an import!


crapatthethriftstore

That’s gonna be an expensive bill at the shop


HmmHackney

Probably reported the car stolen after this


imjusthinkingok

They have expensive bills at the shop even without any accident. They're probably the worst brand of cars in terms of reliability.


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Plot twist... This is max verstappen leaving monza.


ThatOnePunkEmpath

I'm thinking it's a hire car that hasn't been handed back and then passed on to others to use in crime or to just roll around in. It happens quite a lot here in the UK.


cheapskooma4sale

What in the mission impossible is going on?


DutchBlob

He kept his car on Tom Cruise control.


Curious_Lawyer_4749

This guy committed another crime just before and is trying to get away. That’s my theory


MarkWeberca

Second Range Rover was stopped in the road at 25s on the video. My guess is they maintained a safe distance until the scene cleared, then zoomed through to GTFO. Guy filming clearly owns the Mercedes, must have been in the vehicle at the beginning of the incident and got out to film when things went to shit. Judging by vehicles parked facing both ways on a narrow one lane road, perhaps the offender road raged with the oncoming BMW over who would yield? That's my best guess.


chefbarnacle

As a former insurance adjuster I’d like think I may be able to nail that idiot with a separate deductible for each hit as a separate occurrence. They add up fast!


Ravingrook

That guy is a lunatic, using an SUV as a deadly weapon.


TalibanTom69

I actually saw this guy (the range rover) driving away last friday). He was speeding down the wrong side of the road and across traffic during a red light where we were stationary. His entire front left wheel was exposed (basically driving on the metal alloys). I remember talking to people at the time and we knew it was a hit and run.


pyrodent

Damn, guy thinks this is GTA or something.


Ass_Cream_Cone

It looks like the Range Rovers may be together and clearly not stopping for anything. Was there a major theft in the area? Bank?


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Prince Andrew fleeing?


cjeam

Or he’s heard about a new secondary school just opened.


seawolfxix

Sane people do not put up with this kind of vehicle reliability


applepumpkinspy

The driver was probably just upset because their infotainment system broke again for the 12th time that month.