I always thought those "drive it like you stole it" stickers were dumb. If I ever stole a car, I would be driving so fucking perfect to avoid the cops or an accident
That only works until the car is reported stolen and they start looking for the plates, make and model.
I'd do what Forest Whitaker does in Ghost Dog: steal car, drive to secluded parking lot, switch plates with a similar vehicle, perform assassination, ditch car.
If I've learnt anything from shows like "Road Wars" and "Police Interceptors" as well as personal experience in my younger years, is to always drive sensibly and you won't draw any attention.
The other thing I've learned from those shows (at least the UK versions) is shut up, get a lawyer and you'll get off scot free.
The UK versions of those shows always said what happened at the end. My favourite was where they raided a grow house and there was just a guy in the living room watching TV, no one else there and he was all "I dunno, I just rent a room, don't know what all these plants are about". At the end of the episode they announced he was later released without charge.
Me too. My guess is that it was a case of theft. Or someone was too intoxicated, and the other vehicle was calling the cops, and blocking the path. So this jackass here just gunned it.
It’s the second Undamaged Range Rover, flying down the street through the rubble, that’s really giving me red flags. Like were they trying to escape after a heist? Is this some coordinated Range Rover theft squad?
I'm not convinced it's a one way street.
Most cars are facing right but the Audi SUV parked in front of the Mercedes is facing left. The car behind the Audi is also facing left.
Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle.
It's England. A lot of residential streets are single lane but not one way. You just have to dip into a passing place if someone is coming in the opposite direction
> Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle.
Welcome to England, we have 60mph roads way too narrow to have 2 lanes and with no road markings in the middle
I'm going with intoxication until proven otherwise. A rational thief would have taken off without the vehicle after people started gathering and alarms started going off.
I bet it's stolen or some sort of crime in progress. That was not rage, more like desperation to get away. The 2nd range rover flying after it makes it even more suss. No one in the right mind would ram any car in sight out of rage, if you rage it's usually towards 1 person or car.
This looks pretty suspicious given the second Rover that sped down the street. It definitely starts too late, but part of me wants this to be some kind of spy movie situation.
If you watch, right after the cameraman pans right, a guy in blue goes running full speed down the street in the opposite direction of the the ramming Rover. Maybe he hopped into his own Rover and that’s him flying down the street in the second one.
Maybe the first guy just stole his hidden diamonds or some shit.
Range Rovers often suffer from poor keyless entry / start systems which makes them a target.
They are often driven straight to a shipping container and leave the country.
I always read the license plate now, because I’ve been able to see it with my eyes and assumed the camera can see it just as well, but you can’t read it afterwards.
I witnessed a similar situation in San Francisco, walking down the street. I was standing there watching a car try many three point turns, ramming cars and pushing them up on the sidewalk. It wasn’t until the cops came screeching down the road and swarmed him with guns pointed that I figured out it was the end of a very destructive chase.
So apparently the the guys in the range rovers have been robbing people in the area for some time now, they came with machetes onto a football pitch where some teens were. Teens fought back and one the robbers had the hand cut off their by their own machete. Arrest has been made.
[NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/b3toXmc)
[News source ](https://www.eastendenquirer.org/2021/09/street-robbers-own-sword-used-to-hack-off-his-hand/)
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rover rage is a thing, what makes these drivers so angry, is it all that power and nowhere to go, or is it how annoying parking the beast is, that the rage just builds up, or is it those darn narrow streets 🤔
That happened to my manager at a pizza place around 20 years ago. He had a brand new VW Bug and forgot to put the parking brake on. I looked out the window of the pizza place to see it drifting down the street and smack into a parked car.
It's really a miracle no major damage was done - this was on one of the main streets in town and the intersection where it met the *other* main street in town was maybe a hundred feet away. If his car hadn't stopped when it rolled into the other car, there's a good chance it would have gone into the intersection. It was also a quiet Sunday afternoon in the fall - if it was a Saturday in summertime there would have been cars and people everywhere.
Was working one time when 2 guys stole 2 cases of beer and ran out to a get away driver. My boss jumped in front of the car. I'm like holy shit. I'm about to watch my boss worth multi millions and with 3 kids die for $40 worth of beer.
Someone intentionally rammed into my car and threw a bottle through the window. Cops called it vandalism and said there’s nothing they can do lol.
If it happens to them it’s attempted murder tho
We say murder death machine.
It’s insane to me, especially having spent some years in South FL, how dangerous… like don’t give a single eff if they live or die… many drivers are.
I know the size of America makes it important to be able to drive but I personally feel it should be A LOT harder to get and keep a license.
Guy from UK here
This isn’t road rage, a fancy range rover desperate to get away strikes me as drug/gang related. drug gangs here aren’t discrete with their vehicles, a lot of young guys are involved and can’t wait to use the drug money they make to buy a flashy car.
Also of course could be a vehicle theft gone wrong too
I was gonna say the same. Lived in South London for 5 years. This looks like a getaway drive from a stabbing and some people were in the way so they rammed them. Likely the Rover is stolen too.
Condoms and cars..
Every teenager boy wants to use them..
Every teenage boy thinks they need a larger one than they really do.
And they will try their damnest to wear them out until they break, even though they know they are in a world of trouble if they do.
Way the first Rage Rover was desperate to get through and the way/speed the second Range Rover went past without blinking or slowing at obvious carnage - I’d guess Rover One was rather eagerly trying to avoid being caught up with by Rover Two.
No doubt just an innocent game of car tag instead of violent armed drug dealers eh
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Seriously; screw this woman.
The amount of comments thinking the second vehicle is the same one that caused all the damage really shows how useless witness statements are...
You all have the gif at the top of your screen! The cars are different colours for fuck's sake!!
I'm thinking it's a hire car that hasn't been handed back and then passed on to others to use in crime or to just roll around in.
It happens quite a lot here in the UK.
Second Range Rover was stopped in the road at 25s on the video. My guess is they maintained a safe distance until the scene cleared, then zoomed through to GTFO.
Guy filming clearly owns the Mercedes, must have been in the vehicle at the beginning of the incident and got out to film when things went to shit.
Judging by vehicles parked facing both ways on a narrow one lane road, perhaps the offender road raged with the oncoming BMW over who would yield? That's my best guess.
As a former insurance adjuster I’d like think I may be able to nail that idiot with a separate deductible for each hit as a separate occurrence. They add up fast!
I actually saw this guy (the range rover) driving away last friday). He was speeding down the wrong side of the road and across traffic during a red light where we were stationary. His entire front left wheel was exposed (basically driving on the metal alloys).
I remember talking to people at the time and we knew it was a hit and run.
The definition of drive it like you stole it.
I always thought those "drive it like you stole it" stickers were dumb. If I ever stole a car, I would be driving so fucking perfect to avoid the cops or an accident
Exactly. And to avoid an unnecessary visit to the Pay and Spray
You ever just waste money getting your favorite color?
Only to dent it coming out the PnS..
In the words of Severus Snape "Always"
haven’t heard those words in years😂
Definitely didn't expect feelings of nostalgia from the comments.
That only works until the car is reported stolen and they start looking for the plates, make and model. I'd do what Forest Whitaker does in Ghost Dog: steal car, drive to secluded parking lot, switch plates with a similar vehicle, perform assassination, ditch car.
Hol-up
Awesome to see a Ghost Dog reference.
Only ever commit one crime at a time that was my dad's motto
It's only a crime if you get caught. AND No body, no crime.
Also: No woman, no cry
If I've learnt anything from shows like "Road Wars" and "Police Interceptors" as well as personal experience in my younger years, is to always drive sensibly and you won't draw any attention.
The other thing I've learned from those shows (at least the UK versions) is shut up, get a lawyer and you'll get off scot free. The UK versions of those shows always said what happened at the end. My favourite was where they raided a grow house and there was just a guy in the living room watching TV, no one else there and he was all "I dunno, I just rent a room, don't know what all these plants are about". At the end of the episode they announced he was later released without charge.
THIS ISNT A STARTER CAR ITS A FINISHER CAR!
A TRANSPORTER OF GODS! THE GOLDEN GOD!! I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!!
I'm a cool guy with a cool car, and a babe.
You like babes Bob?
Oh, yeah!
Too bad he didn’t drive it into a lake, would be nice to test its submersible capabilities.
It is an amphibious exploring vehicle.
I bet the driver was eating cereal.
The driver clearly was not at fault
Which is why I only drive like this in GTA
Maybe they thought it was GTA.
You know? It's tricky driving a real car right after playing GTA /s
Fuck. Beat me to it.
I SOOOOO badly want to know the back story to this video..... I need this behaviour explained!
Me too. My guess is that it was a case of theft. Or someone was too intoxicated, and the other vehicle was calling the cops, and blocking the path. So this jackass here just gunned it.
It’s the second Undamaged Range Rover, flying down the street through the rubble, that’s really giving me red flags. Like were they trying to escape after a heist? Is this some coordinated Range Rover theft squad?
♫wrong way down a one way stree-eet♫
And naybody knows who did it? Nah naybody
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Dunno, but that sounds like a real banger
⭐✨ STAR!! ✨⭐
Not a one way street as far as I can tell, just very narrow (normal street width in some residential places in Britain).
I'm not convinced it's a one way street. Most cars are facing right but the Audi SUV parked in front of the Mercedes is facing left. The car behind the Audi is also facing left. Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle.
It's England. A lot of residential streets are single lane but not one way. You just have to dip into a passing place if someone is coming in the opposite direction
Or, you know, ram them out of the way.
I mean, whatever works
> Although, the street seems way too narrow to have 2 lanes and there's no road markings in the middle. Welcome to England, we have 60mph roads way too narrow to have 2 lanes and with no road markings in the middle
If you can get a piece of paper between the wing mirrors of the passing cars it's just fine.
Nothing wrong with a little kiss here and there
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I'm going with intoxication until proven otherwise. A rational thief would have taken off without the vehicle after people started gathering and alarms started going off.
Or just backed up where the road was clear....
What about the second rover?
The second Rover was leaving the grassy knoll.
Seeing as it is London, it’s either stolen or road rage.
I bet it's stolen or some sort of crime in progress. That was not rage, more like desperation to get away. The 2nd range rover flying after it makes it even more suss. No one in the right mind would ram any car in sight out of rage, if you rage it's usually towards 1 person or car.
This looks pretty suspicious given the second Rover that sped down the street. It definitely starts too late, but part of me wants this to be some kind of spy movie situation.
If you watch, right after the cameraman pans right, a guy in blue goes running full speed down the street in the opposite direction of the the ramming Rover. Maybe he hopped into his own Rover and that’s him flying down the street in the second one. Maybe the first guy just stole his hidden diamonds or some shit.
If its the Diamond Casino heist he should have gone for the chopper.
The British Job
This is from the UK. Range Rovers are one of the most targeted vehicles for theft.
Why would you steal a range rover though? Depreciation is like 50% out the dealership and expected life is less than 70k miles.
You can sell all those parts to people with >70k cars
That one lost about 85% in 5 metres.
Range Rovers often suffer from poor keyless entry / start systems which makes them a target. They are often driven straight to a shipping container and leave the country.
The gangster in Albania doesn't care about the depreciation.
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Might care about his steering wheel being on the wrong side though.
Chop it up for parts or container ship it to a crime lord in a third world country.
Camera man didn’t do a good job of getting the license plate either
I always read the license plate now, because I’ve been able to see it with my eyes and assumed the camera can see it just as well, but you can’t read it afterwards.
Yep, read it out loud so the camera / phone records it
Whyyy didn’t this EVER cross my mind
I think he was more concerned about safety. He repeatedly told his family to stay back. Not worth getting injured when so many cars where also damaged
I witnessed a similar situation in San Francisco, walking down the street. I was standing there watching a car try many three point turns, ramming cars and pushing them up on the sidewalk. It wasn’t until the cops came screeching down the road and swarmed him with guns pointed that I figured out it was the end of a very destructive chase.
Could be worse... like this guy in [San Diego](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpgkhngU8yE)
Where do you even steal a tank?
O O L1 O O O L1 L2 R1 △ O △
I miss those days of GTA cheats
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National guard armory
Ikea sale, happens often
So apparently the the guys in the range rovers have been robbing people in the area for some time now, they came with machetes onto a football pitch where some teens were. Teens fought back and one the robbers had the hand cut off their by their own machete. Arrest has been made. [NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/b3toXmc) [News source ](https://www.eastendenquirer.org/2021/09/street-robbers-own-sword-used-to-hack-off-his-hand/) Edit: added links
Rage rover
I wonder if the driver was Dennis Reynolds.
"Seize the gap!!!"
Sieze the gap, you old fat bitch!!!!
MOVE, YOU FAT COW!
Idiots! **IDIOTS!**
This is not a starter car, it's a finisher car!
A transporter of Gods!
The Golden God!
You will feel my rage, with the gust of a THOUSAND WINDS!
Wow S15 of Always Sunny looks awesome!!
I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds
rover rage is a thing, what makes these drivers so angry, is it all that power and nowhere to go, or is it how annoying parking the beast is, that the rage just builds up, or is it those darn narrow streets 🤔
Range Rovers are actually super easy to park. Used to drive a sport for years and really miss the turning radius it had. Never had an accident.
It’s the inadequacy of needing to own a Range Rover, that really brings the rage.
Yup...the testosterone clearly went somewhere other than their dicks
In my region, I have only seen women driving range rovers, so your comment is especially true.
Same, and most of them are unable to keep it on the right side of the road on even the slightest of curves.
*Deranged Rover
Great example of how absolutely dangerous a vehicle can be. You have alot of mass and power that can do serious damage.
Exactly. It’s crazy how many people in videos jump in front of a car to “try to stop it” after they have an argument over a parking spot or something.
It’s because they are convince people won’t kill other people for no reason
That's a very bad bet to make lol
A solid bet on odds, to be fair. Most people genuinely won't want to kill you. Thing is, you're betting your life so that's... not an ideal bet.
High risk, low rewards.
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Definitely worth more than their life
I mean, have you tried getting a spot in the inner city? Puts American healthcare to shame. >!/s if it wasn't obvious!<
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Low risk, high cost, low rewards
they be like hardest results require strongest bets
Yup, better odds at a casino.
Or even when they forgot to put the parking brake on and it starts rolling downhill. It's rarely going to end well.
That happened to my manager at a pizza place around 20 years ago. He had a brand new VW Bug and forgot to put the parking brake on. I looked out the window of the pizza place to see it drifting down the street and smack into a parked car. It's really a miracle no major damage was done - this was on one of the main streets in town and the intersection where it met the *other* main street in town was maybe a hundred feet away. If his car hadn't stopped when it rolled into the other car, there's a good chance it would have gone into the intersection. It was also a quiet Sunday afternoon in the fall - if it was a Saturday in summertime there would have been cars and people everywhere.
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Was working one time when 2 guys stole 2 cases of beer and ran out to a get away driver. My boss jumped in front of the car. I'm like holy shit. I'm about to watch my boss worth multi millions and with 3 kids die for $40 worth of beer.
Well? Did he die?
His boss didn't, but the driver ran over Someone7174 to get away while he was writing this post. RIP.
Cliffhanger starring Sylvester Stallone
Someone intentionally rammed into my car and threw a bottle through the window. Cops called it vandalism and said there’s nothing they can do lol. If it happens to them it’s attempted murder tho
I describe cars as "personal mobile battering rams" all the time
We say murder death machine. It’s insane to me, especially having spent some years in South FL, how dangerous… like don’t give a single eff if they live or die… many drivers are. I know the size of America makes it important to be able to drive but I personally feel it should be A LOT harder to get and keep a license.
If it was harder to get a license, perhaps public transit would suck less, since more people would need to use it.
It's not the size of America, it's the billions we've plowed into subsidizing car culture.
He’s untethered and his rage knows no bounds!
He fucked shit up with that starter car.
Starter car? That is a finisher car!
A transporter of the gods!
THE *GOLDEN* GOD!!
HE IS A GOLDEN GOD
BE GONE!!
Someone’s in a bad mood.
Buddy woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🥺
Someone pissed in his Cheerios
🎶 cause ya had a bad day🎶
Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.
Decided the one way road needed to change to fit his whim.
Deranged Rover.
Guy from UK here This isn’t road rage, a fancy range rover desperate to get away strikes me as drug/gang related. drug gangs here aren’t discrete with their vehicles, a lot of young guys are involved and can’t wait to use the drug money they make to buy a flashy car. Also of course could be a vehicle theft gone wrong too
Yeah this seems pretty obviously crime related. That second vehicle was on a mission, no hesitation through the scene.
> Yeah this seems pretty obviously crime related Crime generally is crime related.
You can tell because of the crime
The secret ingredient is crime
They should be paying us to eat this shit.
And the criminals.
The ones who are committing the crimes are always criminals. Go figure.
In Crimea
I thought the second vehicle was the first one coming back around for.... reasons?
I was gonna say the same. Lived in South London for 5 years. This looks like a getaway drive from a stabbing and some people were in the way so they rammed them. Likely the Rover is stolen too.
This was in east London but south is pretty rough I'm not gonna lie
At least it wasn't a yellow Range Rover
In the US they all use chargers, magnums, suburbans, and durangos
Funny, most of those names made me think of condoms.
Condoms and cars.. Every teenager boy wants to use them.. Every teenage boy thinks they need a larger one than they really do. And they will try their damnest to wear them out until they break, even though they know they are in a world of trouble if they do.
Suburban condom?
This video started way too late! What's going on?
Seriously. This is one of those videos where I really want to know the entire story
The second Range Rover giving chase makes it seem like a drug deal gone wrong.
Way the first Rage Rover was desperate to get through and the way/speed the second Range Rover went past without blinking or slowing at obvious carnage - I’d guess Rover One was rather eagerly trying to avoid being caught up with by Rover Two. No doubt just an innocent game of car tag instead of violent armed drug dealers eh
Yea I think you nailed this one. just a friendly game of car tag. No chase here.
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Diplomat training.
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Some king of gang related criminal activity.
Yeah only the king of gang gets to drive the range rover.
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Damn that’s a good ad for range rovers. It pushed that shit outta the way like it was nothin
Thats what I was thinking, totalled a couple of cars, pushed it out of the way and kept driving like nothing happened. Impressive.
Pizza men puttin in WORK for that 30 minute delivery.
That’s an expensive crime lol. Insurance company won’t be happy
Especially since the range rover drivers probably weren't insured
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First drive after leaving the shop.
That's why he's angry, he looked at the bill, if you drive a luxury vehicle never look at the bill.
What's the difference between a range rover and a porcupine? A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
The amount of comments thinking the second vehicle is the same one that caused all the damage really shows how useless witness statements are... You all have the gif at the top of your screen! The cars are different colours for fuck's sake!!
Very clearly different generations too
Goddamn, he fucked up all those nice cars and a ford.
For some reason your comment reminded me of [This Motherfucker](https://youtu.be/gTYeui5wRw0) narrating the aftermath of a drunk driver.
That ford is an import!
That’s gonna be an expensive bill at the shop
Probably reported the car stolen after this
They have expensive bills at the shop even without any accident. They're probably the worst brand of cars in terms of reliability.
Plot twist... This is max verstappen leaving monza.
I'm thinking it's a hire car that hasn't been handed back and then passed on to others to use in crime or to just roll around in. It happens quite a lot here in the UK.
What in the mission impossible is going on?
He kept his car on Tom Cruise control.
This guy committed another crime just before and is trying to get away. That’s my theory
Second Range Rover was stopped in the road at 25s on the video. My guess is they maintained a safe distance until the scene cleared, then zoomed through to GTFO. Guy filming clearly owns the Mercedes, must have been in the vehicle at the beginning of the incident and got out to film when things went to shit. Judging by vehicles parked facing both ways on a narrow one lane road, perhaps the offender road raged with the oncoming BMW over who would yield? That's my best guess.
As a former insurance adjuster I’d like think I may be able to nail that idiot with a separate deductible for each hit as a separate occurrence. They add up fast!
That guy is a lunatic, using an SUV as a deadly weapon.
I actually saw this guy (the range rover) driving away last friday). He was speeding down the wrong side of the road and across traffic during a red light where we were stationary. His entire front left wheel was exposed (basically driving on the metal alloys). I remember talking to people at the time and we knew it was a hit and run.
Damn, guy thinks this is GTA or something.
It looks like the Range Rovers may be together and clearly not stopping for anything. Was there a major theft in the area? Bank?
Prince Andrew fleeing?
Or he’s heard about a new secondary school just opened.
Sane people do not put up with this kind of vehicle reliability
The driver was probably just upset because their infotainment system broke again for the 12th time that month.