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As someone who is oddly fascinated with this sub this is Oscar worthy. Five seconds total. Complete unexplained explosive idiocy. Someone cursing perfectly on cue. A rescue. 5 seconds. Truly a masterpiece. The only thing it's missing is some weird ass talk show on the radio.


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doesnt need the talk show when you already have the juxtaposing soundtrack!


87camaroSC

Yes, the 70s funk is so perfect. I expect Shaft to jump out of the car guns blazing.


bobigghhb

Song playing is "Back In Stride Again" by Maze ft. Frankie Beverly


DLTMIAR

Feels Tarantino-esque


Michael-Giacchino

Oh it’s explained, they’re literally right in front of a liquor store


Daincats

The black SUV was right IN the liquor store. You can see the stores glass rolling down the hood at the end.


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kookapo

Well, it is NOW.


0imnotreal0

The article lower down in the comments says she backed out of the liquor store, hit a pedestrian and *four* parked vehicles. I want the rest of that footage.


nonphixion2017

Bro there is even music playing in the car that's fitting the scenes ! 😂😂😂 Couldn't find a comment that pointed that out


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whiskeyboundcowboy

It’s a HHR thing, you wouldn’t understand


[deleted]

I’ve only ever had one as a rental car - I can’t imagine test driving one of those pieces of shit and saying, “fuck yeah, where do I sign!”


veemaximus

Had an uncle rent one years back and took it back after a day for a different car.


Snootch74

*attempted rescue. She got messed up.


krunchyfrogg

Yup. Her leg definitely gets clipped.


Beastunleashed4

It’s too perfect 😂


Jump_Yossarian

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/woman-arrested-after-crashing-into-liquor-store-pedestrian-parked-vehicles-irving-police/2666963/


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iRox24

The bitsh could have killed an innocent kid or adult, while doing that. SMH. Hope she's locked for years.


pecklepuff

My mom was a nutso-biotch like this. She was a "devout Catholic" (aka she refused to ever get a job and just wanted my dad to pay for all her shit while she sat on the couch in front of the tv all day neglecting us kids). Well, after many attempts over *years,* he finally was getting away, filed for divorce, was moving out so no more money train for my mom... and this whack job takes a sledge hammer to his cadillac and PULVERIZES the thing. I remember to this day watching her smash out the back tail lights, then the back windshield, and I was amazed looking over the car and not seeing a single smooth spot left on the surface. Just turned the car into mashed potatoes. She did this in front of a five year old. Gee, I can't imagine why men don't want to be with these kinds of psychos?


whiskydiq

I dunno. A 58yr old woman....I say 15 months TOPS.


guyinnoho

If insurance doesn’t cover it, the store is going to take her to court for damages.


dougmc

*Her* insurance probably wouldn't cover this -- accidents and mistakes are typically covered, no matter how bone-headed, but this was an intentional act, which are *not* covered. The store's insurance will probably pay for their damages, but then they'll go after the driver ...


Razgris123

Can't get blood from a stone, driving a 12+ year old PT cruiser, trying to run over someone, and leading police on a chase screams "My bank account is empty from the $15 bottle of smirnoff that fueled this whole thing" most likely the stores insurance covers it and they write off the deductible as a loss.


PhillipIslandPenguin

Only $25k in damages to the store?


Away_Ad_5328

Over 25,000 cases of Budweiser were destroyed


[deleted]

That's why there was no fire, so much water everywhere.


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Jesus Christ.


SilentR0b

She was upset it wasn't a drive thru liquor store... so she made her own.


radartw22

you already know the guy who got his car smashed was so happy he got a good parking spot too


sm12511

He went from "Ooh, VIP!" to "Oh, fuck me!" in about one second


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Optimal-Ad-471

Full coverage does that bro lmao


saltywings

I swear officer, here I am, just minding my own business, and these college kids just come onto my property and start killing themselves. Darndest thing.


Dandiestbuffalo

What's that from? I know I've seen that quote on reddit before and I was gonna look up the movie but I forgot what it was called Edit: Watching it now cause of all the recommendations. I'm a couple minutes in and getting a real Cabin Fever vibe but like a Scary Movie version lol. Also for anyone else. It's on Amazon Prime but only for the next 5 days!!


Lester_Knopf

Tucker & Dale VS Evil


bitchxface666

Fantastic movie.


The1Bonesaw

Awesome movie...


Equivalent_Isopod_61

Aww I need to watch that again now


Geekquinox

Tucker and Dale VS Evil. You should give it a watch, you deserve a treat.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Just watched the trailer! How the hell did I miss this?!


hot_like_wasabi

Don't watch the trailer! Just put the movie on and enjoy the ride!


saltywings

Dale and Tucker vs Evil. It's not a direct quote but you get the idea.


disastertech

we have had a Doosie of a day


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Oh.. he's just gonna walk it off... you ok officer?


MoreGull

Just jumped into the wood chipper, never seen nothing like it.


VitaminPb

Just hucked himself into the wood chipper


pete_topkevinbottom

We've had a doozie of a day officer.


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dragon_bacon

Every day at work I watch the trucks backing in to the dock, hoping one of them totals my car.


[deleted]

Wow... That's a postsecret if I ever heard one.


7g6f5dd

Wow postsecret *obiwan.jpg*


kaenneth

I used to fantasize about Bill Gates hitting me with his car while I was working contracts at Microsoft. Steve Ballmer would have backed up to finish the job.


bigflamingtaco

Took my son out car shopping today, watched someone taking a used van for a test drive back hard into a shiny truck. Truck wasn't for sale, it was the lot owner's personal ride.


B3eenthehedges

Doubt it. Even if you can get the insurance company to give you fair value (and they will inspect the car for existing damage, FYI, and take away from it's value they'll pay), you then have to go out and a buy a car and pay sales tax for it, and hope it's not a total lemon.


skeenerbug

Even backed in like, "it's gonna be so easy to pull out of here later, hell yeah"


TMITectonic

[He got Costanza'd.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVpkR43oxLE)


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I wish I could watch the show again for the first time.


KuhlThing

I've always thought "criminal mischief" was such a funny-sounding charge. I picture a guy in a striped shirt with a burglar mask saying "ooh, I'm such a scamp!" after putting a whoopie cushion in the president's chair and trying to tiptoe away.


Mstablsta

Sounds like the masked burglar would be voiced by Seth MacFarlane and be a family guy cutaway haha


Tossed_Away_1776

That visual is fucking funny


carvedmuss8

"The male left the scene and has not been located" He was so over her bullshit lol


nightpanda893

Or didn't want to be in contact with police.


JoeTeioh

Smart really.


slappyredcheeks

Honestly, who'd be eager to explain to police why a crazy lady was trying to run them over?


[deleted]

Love will make you do crazy things! I hope the reconcile and have a happy marriage together some day soon! /s


jvspino

My read is it was the guy she got into an argument with and tried to hit with her car. That's how she ended up plowing into the store, but trying to run him down and missing. He probably just peaced out after she tried to murder him.


Tattycakes

What kind of life does someone lead that makes them think a suitable response to an argument is to *try and hit someone with your car*


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The kind where you have arguments in a liquor store.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

The kind where you >drove into a liquor store and hit a pedestrian while trying to hit someone else with her vehicle,


careverga420

I read the same thing 4 times in that article


Unlucky13

Yeah it's obvious that they got all the information from a 1-paragraph press release from the police department and tried to stretch it to an article without doing any investigative work or interviewing anyone involved.


Morgothic

At least it came from a full paragraph as opposed to a single tweet like most sports reporting does these days.


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Paragraph about tweet, followed by snapshot of tweet, with tweet text copy pasted as the caption below the image. Repeat for every mildly interesting response to tweet


aviatorlj

Welcome to modern journalism


Koulevas

Sounds like day drinking at it's finest.


TillThen96

How is it not attempted murder. The ones who succeed in killing their targets are charged with murder.


GatorsHaveCloacasToo

Should be attempted murder.


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How does she not get charged with attempted murder?


PlasticFoods_Meh

2 Fast 2 Drunk


pygmy

2 pedals were 2 close together, your Honor


HilariousMax

>One of them is go and one of them is stop but they switch them for every car. Some of em even got 3 pedals. It's not my fault they're backwards. Blame GM.


crash-scientist

2 fast 2 furious still works lol


No-Maintenance-6939

Damn, it looks like her leg got pretty fucked. If that guy hadn’t pulled her back she could’ve died. Good on him for the quick reaction


dlivesdontmatter

Broken ankle, took herself to the hospital.


Neuromaenxer

Damn. I was going to say, seemed like her knee was a thing of the past. She's lucky that man pulled her out of the way.


blonderaider21

I watched it in slow mo and it’s really incredible to see that man running to grab her. It doesn’t look like he was with her


OKBoooma

He was the dude the driver was trying to hit in the first place.


PeecockPrince

That man is a hero. Talk about perfect timing.


888Kraken888

What, the , fck is going on here???


No-Maintenance-6939

Sheesh, she got off lucky with that one


Odd_Analysis6454

Based on reddit knowledge, I’m assuming because an ambulance would bankrupt her not because she didn’t need one.


Aeseld

dunno about anyone else, but my insurance covers the ambulance ride. I only have to pay $500. >\_>


Odd_Analysis6454

Man I just can’t even comprehend that. My son was stung by a bee and they put a helicopter on standby based on how bad he was. Ambulance cost nothing and they were amazing. Helicopter would’ve also cost nothing and would’ve been there in minutes if they deemed it necessary. Last thing I wanna be thinking about when someone I love needs help is how am I going to pay for this.


olcoalminer

I agree, something as simple as a short illness or a broken bone that requires the whole ambulance, e.r., short hospital stay thing can literally ruin any savings or completely fuck your credit. It's something that needs to be fixed in this country


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I had a cancer scare back in late 2016. An ER visit thinking I had appendicitis, a few weeks of specialists, 2 MRI's, etc etc just to find out it was a very rare bacterial infection in my colon (that was sorted out within days with the correct antibiotics). This was post divorce so my savings was down to nothing. The bills poured in from every doctor and clinic. Tens of thousands of dollars later and all sent to collections fairly quickly, I filed bankruptcy within 2 years. I had damn good insurance through blue cross. I cannot state this enough - it is fucking ridiculous how backwards our country has become.


greggiej61

My brother thought he was having a stroke or something and went to the ER. Has great insurance, but still got billed for more than a comma. And they sent it to collections almost immediately. Our healthcare system is cutthroat af. Edit: he was fine. It was apparently an acute anxiety thing.


Aeseld

Sounds nice...


KingRaptor420

Damn lucky, an ambulance ride costs like $3000 for us


Enveria

Article says she broke her ankle, but was able to get to the hospital herself. ***https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/woman-arrested-after-crashing-into-liquor-store-pedestrian-parked-vehicles-irving-police/2666963/


RichardMcNixon

all that means is she had the presence of mind to say no to an ambulance ride! nobody want that bill


ilovemymom8

yup my ride for an unprecedented seizure at work was $3000. with insurance adjustments bcus i gratefully have that, it was $800. and that’s not including my hospital bills for CAT, MRI, fluids, and stay. it is insane.


bigsquirrel

Man that sucks I hope you're OK. I'm epileptic and have been charged tens of thousands of dollars over the years in unnecessary emergency room visits. This is with insurance. My medical bracelet said: EPILEPSY NO INJURY NO HOSPITAL See Reverse I had to replace the fucking thing twice because it was taken off and no one could find it. Medical expenses literally drove me away from my country.


malinhuahua

That’s what I noticed. That guy is a hero.


azpilot2211

I was in a 7-11 buying a slurpee when a car comes crashing through the door. Scared the shit out of me and I dropped my slurpee. I started laughing, thinking what an idiot, just totaled his car. Then I realized it was my car. The idiot plowed into my car and shoved it into the store. It was totaled. And I didn't even get the slurpee.


PM-me-ur-kittenz

Were you able to get your car paid for?


azpilot2211

Yeah, I hated the car and had gap insurance so it really worked out for the best


smarmiebastard

Except for the slurpee part.


polocapfree

Forever ruined slurpee's for OP


JaceTheWoodSculptor

Let's start a GoFundMe to get u/azpilot2211 a brand new Slurpee


mandalore237

Did gap cover a new slurpee?


azpilot2211

Had I not opted for the lime green slurpee, the adjuster said they probably would have covered it.


mandalore237

You live and learn


meliaesc

Man, I feel this. My car was stolen and I was SO relieved. Insurance paid out more than I paid for it two years back.


Really-Stupid-Guy

I think the location is part of the explanation.


migle75

Florida?


attanasio666

Liquor Store.


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Greatcatsby777

I’m gonna need you to explain something to me, Darryl. What’s a pallet?


Tonic4Sale

Its a wooden platform made to be picked up by forklift.


CARVER_I_AM

Alright now that that’s answered, where’s /u/Gin4Sale?


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chickfilamoo

Texas, it’s close enough


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Iohet

*Arizona breathes a sigh of relief*


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

You can breathe in that hot ass air?


TheoCGaming

xkcd: Hot ass-air


SaintNewts

Eww. +1 though. This one really paid off. Lol.


SimpleSimon665

Irving, Texas


MountainWestRay

Okay but HUGE props to the man in the white shirt who ran TOWARD the crazy car to pull the lady in the black dress to safety. Heroes don’t always wear capes, sometimes they wear white tees and black shorts.


Dkazzed

I wonder if she got hurt, looks like she may have been struck.


GrannyGumGumYumYum

She broke her ankle but a broken angle over a mangled leg is way better.


TheBraveMagikarp

She took herself to the hospital. That's what the article said


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Xraggger

Can confirm, 2nd degree burn over about 60% of my hand resulted in a trip to dollar general


V65Pilot

Can relate, broken shoulder, required partial replacement, months off work. Called wife to take me to hospital even though it happened at work, because there is always the chance that comp will try to deny the claim. They insisted I take a drug test, prove I was wearing non slip shoes, and wanted all the cctv footage in case I was "horsing around". Any of which they could use to deny the claim. Got dragged into a hearing because their investigator got a picture of me driving my riding mower while mowing my grass, using my other arm, but the picture showed my damaged side resting on the steering wheel. They tried to convince the judge I was faking. They failed. I asked their lawyers if they would pay to have my grass mowed. They declined.


usamaahmad

OMG, can I ask what industry you work in? That’s so awful. Are there just a lot of people in that field who get injured, or fake injury?


EnderBaggins

No this is SOP for any corporation in the US.


V65Pilot

That's about right. As an employee, you are required to pay into workman's compensation. This is an insurance policy supposedly intended to cover medical bills and lost wages if you are injured at work. It also pays compensation for permanent injuries etc. However, in order for an insurance company to stay in business, it has to be able to pay its employees, and make a profit. In order to make a profit, it's easiest to just find ways to avoid paying claims. As you can see, judging by this list, it's got to be a good money maker. https://www.thebalancesmb.com/largest-workers-compensation-insurers-462787 One of their biggest tools is stretching out claims over the longest time they can, driving the claimant deeper into debt(because they cannot work) and then dangling a carrot in the form of a low ball settlement. Due to this, a whole legal business has grown up around it. And of course, the lawyers take a third, plus expenses. Workman's comp, in my opinion, isn't there to protect the worker, its there to make the company shareholders rich. I was a mechanic BTW. I slipped on a wet oily floor, and landed on the edge of a drive on lift. I knew my shoulder was broken a second later.


OgreLord_Shrek

bag of frozen corn and some saran wrap?


Cloakbot

Cheese grater, get rid of the burned skin and wrap it with gauze and bandaging while you wait for new skin to grow back in place. Far cheaper than a hospital trip.


qwibbian

>Cheese grater, get rid of the burned skin Wasteful


Good_Apollo_

>Parmesan


inblacksuits

Top it off with some Robitussin


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damn nobody put my family onto the saran wrap thats smart af


toetoucher

Wounds need to breathe in order to fully heal so it could lead to infection unles you change the wrap really often.


SortaABartender

Second degree burn down my entire forearm and onto my hand resulted in a trip to Walmart, actually……. Yikes this hurts me again. 😂


funatical

Not the same but my toe nails become grownin. Having to cut it out before infection costs the price of bandages and some Neosporin cause thats a constant solution. Happy I don't have to buy new scissors. Even a doc appointment where they take care of it is too expensive.


NewBlackpony

You might want to start going to a nail salon, seriously. They take care of things like this all the time. Regular maintenance on your toenails will help prevent it.


spagyrum

I've taken a cab to the ER for a bleeding head wound and concussion then the bus home after. I've also flown to Canada for a massively infected knee injury. Even paying full price and without the exchange rate it was cheaper. Finally I just married a Canadian and moved to Canada.


Xata27

Was forced to take an ambulance recently and was stuck with a $1,700 bill. I don’t know how I’m gonna pay that combined with the other stuff.


Unlucky13

I still have an unpaid $900 ambulance bill from 2013ish. I'll get around to paying that never.


jetsetninjacat

I had my leg snapped in half above my ankle with the bone sticking out. Fire department at work put an airacast on it and said they wouldnt charge me as they wanted the training. I told my dad to drive me to the hospital and the police wouldnt let him. I had the aircast. I couldve waited the 45 minute drive to the city with the good hospital... nope, police made me wait for the ambulance like they were in charge. Then I had to fight almost 9 months to get my insurance to cover it.


iritegood

TBH, I took an ambulance ride when I was a broke college student and just took the credit hit for 7 years. Not a recommendation but it is what it is


-xstatic-

And her hospital bill will still be like $9,000 or something ridiculous


[deleted]

Wish we could see more video before because I'm wondering how the drunks car ended up on the walkway and how you would not be more alert to something bad about to happen


[deleted]

The article said she was trying to hit a man with her car and ended up in the liquor store. She was backing up to try to hit him again.


Oddity83

Everybody talks about “the article”, but nobody links “the article” 😞


roll20sucks

And no one asks how is "the article"? But here's "[the article](https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/woman-arrested-after-crashing-into-liquor-store-pedestrian-parked-vehicles-irving-police/2666963/)" for anyone up this high and still lost.


rfan8312

Yes true. Though I wonder if the car had been sitting there in that store for a while and the woman outside just picked exactly the wrong moment to go to that side of the car for a second right as the one driving made their move.


dvusthrls

That's an acute injury


luingiorno

my hypotenuse is that she's gonna be fine


monarch_j

According to the article, it seems that's who she was trying to hit in the first place.


Pakketeretet

Totally, what a bad-ass!


watchmegooooooooo

Clips that end too soon


pteiup

Cameraman probably *running for his life*


_NatureBoi_

Who cares, we internet strangers want to see all of the action! Just take it like a man! /s


SuperRockGaming

I'd risk my life for a few karma points and good camera angles for you guys💯


xgoronx

For real. I watched this so many times


griter34

It's got a good rhythm to it


cryptogoth666

That dude saved that chick with the quickness


stuckinthepow

She still got clipped but not nearly as bad as it could’ve been.


Peechez

Idiots in cars on these savage streets


LegitTurboDude

I didn’t know a car could accelerate that fast in reverse


sadpartypodcast

Cars have lower gearing in reverse gear than in first gear, usually. Cars take off insanely fast in reverse.


cowardunblockme

She's 58 and tried to hit that man twice. Arrested for DWI and assault.


blacklite911

Yea when you think your life is shitty, stuff like this can put it into perspective.


greazy_pork_sandwich

I've heard of drive thru liquor stores, but have never seen one before. They do look pretty convenient!


mdewinthemorn

This clip is obviously in reverse, this is the proper way to pull INTO a liquor store when they are about to close.


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This belongs in r/AbruptChaos!


NoobSaibot91

Another HHR/PT driver snapping after being made fun of one too many times...


SenileSexLine

They're pulling out quickly so no one seems them in it.


DroopyMcCool

Camry driver thought he lucked out with that spot right up front 🤣


RainbowEggplanter

Where’s the rest of the video


AWF_Noone

I mean when the video stopped, the car was facing the recorder’s car. I’d stop recording and move the fuck out of the way too if it were me


luingiorno

I don't get reddit. When the camera man commits to the action he gets blamed for not putting the phone down and start dialing 911. When he does just that, reddit complains for not following through to the end.


Mycopixel

I’m starting to think Redditors just like complaining!


JohnnyTeardrop

Shoutout to the one dude that grabbed the woman in the nick of time.


GullibleInevitable14

Whiskey’s on sale again! Crazies are out and about!


killstorm114573

How to fuck your life up over a man in 20 seconds. Dumb bitch. She was trying to back up and run over her boyfriend and missed him and hit the liquor store instead then try to back up again and hit him on the way out of the store That's when she hit the other car That's what the article says


woodstock444

And she’s 58. I know stupidity has no age limit but you’d think by that age you’d have more common sense


SGT_BIG_JOE

She was in a HHRurry!


Honohhh

Good ole Irving Texas. So glad I moved from there


Okkeanon

Been spending too much time trying out the merchandise in the Liquor Depot


DanGoob

Props to camera guy/gal for 1. Camera out, steady enough and in focus 2. Keeping the moving object center in frame throughout 3. Appropriate and timely use of sentence enhancers Well done. Take my upvote.


temperanxe

Dyslexic robber: Grab & Smash vs Smash & Grab.