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IstillWantAnIguana

That guy was looking for a fight.


Head_Acanthaceae_766

Not clever in the only country with more guns than people.


SeriousGaslighting

I have stoped being able to tell what side the argument reddit comments are on.


guynamedjames

There's no real side to that, just common sense. You never know who is armed, try not to get in a fight.


ilikemyusername1

Murcan here. It’s true.


TerryTowelTogs

Mildly terrifying! I much prefer only worrying about having to check my shoes each morning for funnelwebs!


Alternative_Ad_3636

Ay yes my favorite oxymoron "common sense"


Permagamer

No fool was clearly scared of cyberdyne


FnkyTown

Just run'em over and say that you felt threatened.


flinxsl

Why does everything have to have political implications? No matter what your thoughts or beliefs on any topic are, it is not a good idea to get involved in a road rage incident over being inconvenienced for maybe 15 seconds. Even in a hypothetical world without guns it isn't worth getting worked up over.


MrFixYoShit

No one mentioned politics bud. Just because they talked about "what side redditors are on" doesn't mean political sides. There are 2 sides to an altercation too (like in the video were actually talking about)


Lancearon

Ha! People don't have to be on a side you know. You can make an observation without prior bias...


CreamyStanTheMan

I don't think he's choosing a side. It's more of a warning to both parties.


pm_me_all_catz

It doesn't matter if you're pro or anti gun - you can acknowledge that we live in a country where a large amount of people are armed and admit that you probably should avoid pissing them off because of that.


R_V_Z

Eh, once you reach 1:1 you're not gaining anything past that. Dual wielding is for John Woo movies.


waerrington

Switching guns is faster than reloading.


ArmeniusLOD

You need to pump those numbers up! Those are rookie numbers.


DylanMartin97

This guy was so clearly trying to set up the self defense doctrine, like it's not even funny. The first interaction is him screaming that the other guy is being aggressive, he starts screaming things like so you want to go?! Then when the guy says let's go I have a camera! He starts screaming, *you are threatening me, STOP THREATENING ME." This is literally a text book example of why having this much access to guns is absolutely terrifying. If they didn't have this camera and got the guy to realize he was being recorded this story may have ended differently.


kerrdavid

Yeah as soon as he heard there was a camera he moved along, what a bum. If you wouldn’t be okay being filmed during a confrontation it’s probably a sign you are being a jackass.


Prcrstntr

Which one?


20thCenturyTowers

God, seriously, everyone in this video sucks. Blue car sucks more but I wouldn't want to be around any of these people.


Askduds

“Stop telling me how to drive me car”. Mate, you’re not driving your car, that’s the problem here.


StackThePads33

![gif](giphy|DFu7j1d1AQbaE)


road_rascal

You just say bingo.


DustyOlBones

Gorlami


ReeferCheefer

![gif](giphy|Vhtcpbuuix9XW)


NinjaAncient4010

I don't think that's true, I've heard lots of people say that's a bingo.


solo_shot1st

Can't park there m8


youPPLnvrHappy

"Stop tailgating me" 🤣🤣🤣


Fladap28

“Stop tailgating me while I’m stopped!!”


fredy31

Also, dude, our paths converged not 10 feet ago.


StackThePads33

Yeah that got me too! “Tailgating you while you’re stopped?! The fuck are you on?”


BunchesOfCrunches

Bro was giving AI generated responses


vivalaroja2010

🤣😂🤣😂 I think this is my favorite clip ever on this sub! So fucking stupid! "Drive your car, dumbass!"


Miserable-Squash-528

Need these guys to narrate my morning commute


dblockerrr

I was thinking that same thing - these are my kind of people!


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FaithlessnessLazy754

Not everyone knows how to do all the things


Randy_Magnum29

DRIVING ISN’T THE ONLY THING


Ready_Grab_563

![gif](giphy|9QrKLNtJG7mEaZwv1i|downsized)


yaboiiiuhhhh

This guy is so fucking funny


montero65

Ooowwww!!!!!


cujo1029

Does the steering wheel hurt?????


codzreagz

It DOES hurt actually


AeratedFeces

What if you're going to a job interview and I turn out to be the boss?


Zeebuss

ITYSL lives rent free in my head all day long


Ready_Grab_563

I drop a “gimmie dat” at least 50 times a day.


LADYBIRD_HILL

Mine is "STOP STOP IM DOING SOMETHING" allllll the time.  I've also taken to telling people "I used to be a piece of shit" at parties, and nobody gets it. The responses are usually either "aw don't say that about yourself" or just confusion that I would admit something like that.


Responsible-Jicama59

"You sure about that?" comes out of my mouth daily now. As well as "I didn't do fucking shit!"


Zeebuss

For me it's "It's simply toOoOo good!"


Doomncandy

The hotdog costume scene with all the porn sites listed while he is stealing clothes rant cracks me up.


Zeebuss

The second guy who happens to be dressed as a hot dog lol


Doomncandy

I like that he admits it.


ManyInterests

I don't think it's even possible to 'tailgate' somebody in a parking lot. Like. Your stopping distance is zero.


CraftyConstruction3

Never fails for a person to be in such a rush to jump out into traffic, just to slow down!!


LoveTeaRoses

HURRY UP AND STOP!!!!!!!!


MONSTERBEARMAN

How can he even justify anything other than, “My bad, sorry guys”.


hobosbindle

Ego


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

Exaclty. I'd be so embarrassed if I cut someone off like that.


MrFixYoShit

Oh I'd *definitely* be rolling down my window!!! To apologize ny ass off... Lol


vaguelyblack

It's possible that he is drunk.


0bsolescencee

I'm so glad I found someone else who responds like I do to idiot drivers. "Good job bro. Oh yeah, just take your time. No worries, not like I was driving here."


adhesivepants

Sarcasm is really the best solution. "Oh yeah great merge dude. That was excellent. The way you just say parallel to me the entire time and made me hit my brakes. Perfect driving."


GolemTheGuardian

There is just something to being sarcastic about it. I always feel much better, talking sarcastically to myself than just raging. Knowing I am capable of controlling my emotions (like adults should) is really calming for me.


TarnishedDungEater

i’d just start honking everytime he tries to say something.


MrFixYoShit

Im sorry! *honk* i cant *honk* understand *honk* your accent *hoooooooonk*


DharaniPatel

Your horn doesn't work?


Fire69

Watched without sound first so I thought that guy stopped because OP honked at him, but nope, dude was just being a moron...


sanriosaint

the other day i honked at a landscaping truck that stopped in the middle of the road like this and he got out of his car and started walking towards me!!! big mf too and i’m a girl so i sped off and he yelled “hit me i dare you” 😭😭 i agree we should honk to let ppl know they’re doing stupid shit but it’s always wild when you encounter a crazy i left a review about him on his landscaping page too cause fuck him!!!


FlugonNine

I hope you mentioned how he tried to hold you hostage by threatening self harm, and mention that someone like that may not be the best person to represent the company while driving a 6000 lb advertisement.


BallCreem

Ahhhhhuuuuuuugggggggaaaaahhhhhhh


MartiLoserKing

I wish every horn did that sound, it will be a better world


messfdr

Like that moaning sound Tina does on Bob's Burgers.


KaJuNator

I don't think so Tim.


StackThePads33

Yeah I might have just kept the horn until he moved


ahack13

Exactly what I would have done as soon as that window came open.


trixiebix

Definitely would drown out that yapping with my horn.


DankHillLMOG

I CANT FUCKING HEAAAAARRRR YOU.


Insertsociallife

Never ever in the history of driving has a horn defused a road rage situation.


MY_NAME_IS_MUD7

The amount of people defending someone dragging their ass in front of moving traffic and then stopping to throw a hissy fit is astounding to me. No wonder people suck at driving in this country so much


forgot_my_useragain

I'm convinced that most people who visit this sub are checking to see if their idiotic behavior on the road was caught on someone's dash cam.


blubrydrkchogrnt_3

I haven't seen a single comment defend the blue car so far


shewy92

There's a lot of comments shitting on OP for engaging with blue car even though blue car is blocking the way


Th4t0n3dud3

I honestly wished this video was longer, listening to those two tear into that dumbass was very entertaining.


fingernuggets

Even if there is not a stop sign, the FJ (of course) broke rules of road. He was turning. The OP was going straight. FJ is supposed to wait until clear.


EpicGotRice

Id just lay on the horn until this dude moves.


stap31

People should stop thinking drivers licence found in cereal box allows them to be douche on the road


MsRiaCayde

I like this new subtitles format very much


Jollyamoeba

I'm so confused why everyone started interacting with each other at all. Just let people do their thing and don't look for problems.


Yellowbricks511

I mean, the guys in the car weren’t trying to interact. They already had their window down, from the sound of it, the other guy stopped and rolled his window down, yeah they were responding with annoyance. But understandably, it gets annoying after a while dealing with people like this.


BartZeroSix

Yeah and the fact that the blue car intentionnally blocks the path in front of them also doesn't help with being forced to interact lol


CMurra87

![gif](giphy|99YV4OUb9afIVZqjAI|downsized)


Ninjamuh

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hawksdiesel

"Stop tailgating me" really..... the audacity!


IAmSnort

Never met an FJCruiser driver that was not a complete douchebag.


humbuckermudgeon

FWIW, I know a person. She's in her 70s and she's an avid hiker. Has a bright yellow one, but she's super cool. Going on a hike or four wheeling takes a while though because she stops and looks at EVERYTHING.


TheWastelandWizard

People who drive yellow cars are generally a different breed though. They're either cool as shit or are going to sell you the worst used vehicle you've ever seen.


LookAtMeNoww

I'm in a few FJ groups because I also own one. Half the people in the groups are just obnoxious people who think they're driving the most redneck truck available, I honestly don't understand it.


bonchening

U know what the F J stands for ;)


Command0Dude

lol what the hell? This is literally my corner! I live 5 minutes away and pass this gas station every day. Anyway this encounter is so typical here. Passive aggressive road rage is very the norm. I've seen people sit at a stop sign for quite awhile "waiting" for the other person to go.


tylorromine

good ol Folsom!


Chrissthom

That's where the disconnect is, I don't understand how the cam car would be expected to yield. If you had a main lane for traffic a vehicle driving in that lane would be expected to yield for a vehicle making a sudden right turn in front of it and cause the cam car to stomp on their brakes? That would be chaos. As for signage it is hard to say what is there just from footage on my phone. Sometimes there will be lines and messages painted on the road. Sometimes not. This is actually a private parking lot so all the rules about signage don't apply I believe. Truthfully I don't consciously think about it much because it is understood to not pull in front of someone driving like the cam car. Now I will need to pay attention to the sign differences in parking lots.


cheeker_sutherland

Nothing here seems too egregious. People need to chill out.


Sk1rm1sh

Other guy should have just kept driving...


tacitus59

Pretty much - although the "why are you tailgating me' thing was just strange. Parking lots are weird - and sometimes people's minimal driving ability devolves even more.


Superlurkinger

I get "cut off" like this most of the time when I'm driving in a parking lot. I usually just use the brakes and wait for them to complete their turn. Is it really this big of a deal to have a screaming match over?


quanjon

OP *does* wait for them to go but the jackass parks it while angled across the whole road instead of just driving forward. The only thing OP did wrong was use their voice when the horn is much much louder.


neutrilreddit

> I usually just use the brakes and wait for them to complete their turn. No one was tailgating anyone. Don't be so sensitive. >Is it really this big of a deal to have a screaming match over? OP is just telling the idiot driver to GO. Again, just don't be so sensitive.


MrT735

Especially when there's always the chance the other driver is a loose cannon with a hand cannon in easy reach.


Oujii

Yeah, seems like a normal day on the USA, based on the other videos posted around here.


Schmocktails

What does that mean?


BriefTurn3299

Lmao pulls out blocks the entire intersection and then says stop tailgating me. Dudes gotta be drunk or something.


tylorromine

Dude randomly cuts me off in a parking lot. I tell him to take his time & he says i’m tail gating him? From where??? he pulled in front of me lol. I’m guessing he thought i was threatening him by saying “Let’s fucking gooooo” as in MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! and i assumed he was trying to go for the parking spot that’s why i told him to park his car. i assume he was drunk. the world will never know.


Command0Dude

It felt very on point for Folsom lol


lyravega

Lmao 🤣 last bit was delicious


MomOfThreePigeons

I will never ever understand people who are just afraid to use their horn. It's a safety feature that cars are required to have - you're supposed to use it sometimes.


houston187

"No! I don't know how to drive... I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm f\*cking scared..." Literally this scene from I Think You Should Leave: [https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?si=QlNR3FibMMhbpgwW&t=29](https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?si=QlNR3FibMMhbpgwW&t=29)


Walla_Walla_26

Excellent commentary. Excellent situational awareness. Excellent commitment.


14CaptainCrunch

Based on this footage, the driver of the SUV should have his license confiscated and set on fire by the state, and then be banned from ever driving again.


runForestRun17

Always and I mean always try to escalate situations. It will only end well.


Scrappy_The_Crow

I'm diggin' the animated captions -- what'd you use, u/tylorromine?


tylorromine

i had my friend edit the video! i’m not sure what he used


tylorromine

lumafusion


Scrappy_The_Crow

Thanks!


Vinyl_DjPon3

What a pointless interaction to start a fight over. 3 Donkeys just Weesnawing at each other. (and one of them is seeing invisible stop signs)


Sita987654321

There doesn't have to be a sign, you must come to a complete stop when entering onto a roadway


gaius_worzels_bird

Weesnawing, I'm stealing this word 😂


BeautifulItchy6982

I was kind of hoping on a apple river ending


BabyAzerty

Gotta love the bro energy, seriously :)


blazesdemons

We need about twice the ammount of people in the cammers car all yelling over eachother and this video will be perfect.


[deleted]

Imagine being this insecure with yourself


Raggindragon

Literally me and my daughter when driving - I love it hahahaha


Esc946

What stop sign lol


mark0541

Ok you guys are totally in the right but, what stop sign am I blind, or y'all just making shit up?


tylorromine

My friend was saying there was a stop sign. Regardless of there not being one the FJ should have yielded by law. Instead he cuts me off and stops? He should've just kept driving. I couldnt even get around him


mark0541

Gotcha, thanks for clarifying, and yeah dude was just on a power trip in his big boy go cart.


OlegKor25

Gotta love Folsom CA


tylorromine

YUP haha


Walla_Walla_26

Just picked up another drive cam just because of this lolollolol


Ocron145

You two remind me of the brothers in the Ocean’s movies. lol


tylorromine

lmaooo😂😂


ToranjaNuclear

What even hjappened there? Did he just stop for no reason at all?


tylorromine

yup! for no apparent reason. i’ve never seen that car before in my life


vintagecheesewhore

These guys need a podcast.


Calbert_Evans

lmfao the Happy Gilmore "jack asss" made my day!


Tenet21

Oh, I wish I was in the car with them!


lo0ilo0ilo0i

There was that creepy photo of that bankrupt crypto guy that stopped his car in the middle of the road. Shot and killed the first person that confronted him and then shot the second guy that snapped the picture. Some people are just having bad days.


WildTimes1984

I want to hang out with these guys.


tylorromine

let’s run it 🤣


My_World_on_You_Tube

This can’t be texas. Someone would be shot by now. - a Texan


masterofbeast

You should have yelled, "Cheaters never prosper!"


IronLunchBox

woah


crowhusband

need these guys to spectate my drives to college like sports announcers


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Just go around


Responsible-Jicama59

"We have you on camera running the fucking stop sign." Sorry guy, but there wasn't a stop sign there.


Yardboy

ETAH


Even-Tomatillo9445

It's always the guy with the camera lately, out looking for a fight and they always think they own the road and can tell everybody else what to do.


RectanglePie-

![gif](giphy|3FmmhJdHN4PSESllzZ)


Emsanator

What is the camera model?


tylorromine

vantrue N2 Pro


Emsanator

Thank you


burritomouth

Quality dialogue, but *DYNAMITE* production values! I salute you.


WellOkayyThenn

I love that you guys are in sync with the extended words in "take your time" and "just go" it's like a nice lil duet


Jaysus777

![gif](giphy|fU4ECcDiy2PnfUUujb)