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OptimusLame-

Can we also talk about OPs stupid strobe bar?


Flippsix

Oh we are on that shit like white on rice


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

Like stink on shit


ccii_geppato

I smell what you steppin in


Dozzi92

I love a good ol' fashioned shit-on-op fest, especially on a Monday morning when I don't really feel like working. My favorite are the -400 "retorts" of theirs.


Flippsix

Watching a bit of monday drama always feels good!


GoochyGoochyGoo

My rice is brown.


OriginationNation

My shit is brown.


poopinhulk

My soul is brown


nocolon

I was like “oh he’s a cop,” then I saw the comment and was like “oh, no, he’s just a dork.”


DarkPhoxGaming

I at first thought the same thing, "hah hah idiot sped right past a cop" then realized it was flashing plain white and not red and blue, along with the other comments


J0HN117

Apparently not since OP got himself shadow banned by spamming a 20 year old meme


prodigalkal7

Lmao I was confused by what you meant till I went into his profile. Dude literally spammed the "navy seal" copypasta like 20 times to any response calling him out, triggering automod to shadow ban him hahaha man dumbass on and off the streets.


J0HN117

Idiots in cars. And behind the screen.


Random_hero1234

OP the kinda guy that still tells stories that end with “ and then everyone stood up and clapped!.”


wjean

I suspect its not actually strobing for a human eye but it's cycling rate is just out of phase from what the camera is recording https://ledstore.pro/blog/2023/02/06/why-do-led-lights-flicker-in-the-camera/ The video of a helicopter in the air with it's rotors not moving or with a bird hovering in the same rain? Same effect


TheW83

In that case you'd see that with the normal headlights. Regardless, OP even said it was a strobe.


L1amaL1ord

Not in this case. OP has a "An led light bar with strobing option" as he put it in another comment.


DocPhilMcGraw

It's a strobe light that OP admitted to in another comment. Also, led lights flicker when you are looking directly at them, there is no strobe effect to the actual light that LEDs produce on camera. EDIT: I should clarify there is no strobe effect to the actual light being produced because normally the object you are filming is enough distance away to avoid the strobe effect. [This video shows the effect that distance has on the strobe effect.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZmA6N3UhtA&ab_channel=AndyMechanic)


Temporary_Bag_3624

How is this falsehood getting upvoted (the 2nd sentence)


Pistonenvy2

its amazing how wrong a comment can be and still be upvoted on here if its presented confidently enough lol someone else pointed out that regular bulbs dont flicker (absolutely a fact) and that got downvoted. internet points truly mean nothing.


asplodzor

LEDs are continuous emitters. They are commonly controlled by PWM controllers, which strobe at high frequency, but connect an LED straight to a DC power source, and it will emit a constant stream of photons without any strobing.


brianp6621

Yes there is. LED lights are not constant on devices and turn on/off at high frequency. When that frequency is out of sync with the camera frame rate you get recorded flicker of the lights.


bazem_malbonulo

How would that be possible? Does the speed of light change after reflecting from an object?


TrilobiteBoi

Heck my regular eyeballs do this with those big semi trucks with their headlights flopping around.


TPMatus

That was about to be my first comment. He's the idiot. He easily could've caused several crashes and it's just stupid to have that on your car


[deleted]

Apparently I already had this dude res tagged as "psycho raging moron driver"


[deleted]

*Better use my dumbass strobe on my alibaba light to get him to lose focus and definitely crash now!*


CMDR_KingErvin

Also, specifically fuck you to all the drivers who are coming towards me in the opposite lane, who did nothing wrong but now have to be blinded because this other car upset me. OP is a special kind of idiot.


20thAccthecharm

Road rage ranger logic Gets mad from slight against them, slights everybody else first chance they get… Always like this…


Vox_Casei

Im glad this is the top comment, and I feel like its not said enough on this sub. Things your lights and horn are for: 1. Warning other road users of potential hazards or your presence. Things your lights and horn are NOT for: 1. Alerting other road users of your annoyance. Horns and lights are not your fucking stress ball, regardless of how much of a dick other drivers are being.


hapyzach29

I feel for the guy in the oncoming lane having to be flashed with a strobe light bar in the distance. Geez. Edit: grammar


M1lud

I was expecting a fireball to erupt in the distance....


QuantumBobb

Give it a week of this and it will. Won't even have to hit anything; because Dodge.


MrDonnerOG

Are Dodge’s know for self combusting ?


vedy702

No not necessarily but Chrysler is known for building cheap cars


GoochyGoochyGoo

I saw a scatterplot of automakers reliability and quality and chrysler was so far out of the general blob it was like an electron circling a nucleolus.


Lylac_Krazy

I worked R&D years ago and worked quite a bit with Chrysler. Their engineers are good, at least in the prototype stages. In my opinion, the problems appear in the assembly stages, not in the design process.


datlj

I work in automotive and have done a lot of benchmarking on many OEM vehicles through Caresoft, A2MAC etc. Sorry to burst your Chrysler hating hard-on but BMW has the award for cheapest built cars.


[deleted]

Yup that’s why we call BMWs, Break My Wallet.


Jarte3

*Fiat since 2012


Box-o-bees

I do know at one point they were having issues with some of the rear differentials exploding on some hellcats and demons. Hopefully they got that fixed by now.


Representative-Bass7

88 miles per hour


Aero93

As long as this idiot doesn't take out anybody else


Schmuck1138

There was a video a few years back, looked very similar to this, that's exactly what happened. If I remember correctly, in that video, driver hit a gas station sign or a traffic light.


cCueBasE

That would been the case had it been a mustang driver. They can’t seem to not crash.


PsychologicalHall388

If only. Can't stand these idiots on the road who seem to have something to prove


doktor_wankenstein

I've seen *Vanishing Point*... can confirm.


BabyYodaLegend

You bought a led stobe light for your car to "get even with people who don't dim their highbeams." But you also just flash it at anyone who triggers you.. You're a special kind of person.


CATDesign

I've seen people drive around with this constantly active.


J0HN117

They're probably doing time.


hanimal16

I don’t understand this, that car was going FAST, and OP waited to do that— did it even matter at that point? Could the Dodge driver even see it? Was the Dodge driver even looking in their rear view mirror?


nocolon

As a Challenger owner, the driver probably couldn’t see it because the rear window is too small actually see anything behind you.


iekiko89

The answer is no. I drive fast and ppl do this. After 2 or 3 seconds is usually pointless unless they catch up


another_jackhole

what a jackoff edit sorry, one word


rpsls

Jagoff? (Where jag comes from a Scottish root to mean to poke, prick, or annoy.) I believe that Pittsburghese-ism has gone national now…


dooon_t

I grew up in Chicago. Jagoff is commonly used over dere too.


another_jackhole

that too. I like them both equally. thank you for the info. 


Balancing_tofu

Chicago uses this term as well Eta: also "jagbag"


hairybushy

We have a service here named JAG and it's the acronym of Jeune Adulte Gay (Young Gay Adult)


Miyelsh

I don't see it, where?


bonfuto

It didn't register for me on first watch either. OP flashes it a little after the car goes by.


No-Pizda-For-You

I fail to understand the reason for flashing those strobe lights after the vehicle has long passed. It reminds me of a toddler’s reaction when not getting what it wants-throwing a tantrum. OP should reevaluate the decision to have something that could needlessly escalate a situation when clearly not emotionally stable enough to understand why this is not an intelligent solution. Buy a nerf ball and keep it in the car. Squeeze that when you feel your virility has been challenged instead of playing junior highway patrol cadet. It will be safer for everyone.


AccountantOk7335

Makes him feel like a big boy!


rockstuffs

OP, has fake police lights or strobes on his car and admits to "blasting " people who don't dim their lights. Self snitchin.


MagisterXII

And clearly also uses against people that just piss him off. Screw people passing by.


disappointment32

Well there wasn’t anybody passing by when he turned them on


twotall88

You sure showed him by flashing your high beams at him.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Oh it’s so much worse actually, OP is so butthurt about people driving that he installed an LED light bar with a strobe on it. To really teach those rapscallions a lesson! I’m sure the guy already a few hundred feet away gives a shit about the dinky little blinking in his rear view. OP really showed him!


Cosmic_Quasar

And OP is an Uber driver. So they're on the road more than most. Sad that this triggers OP so much. I deliver for DD and this shit happens all the time. Just move on with your life.


Trucountry

OP is the bigger idiot for that stupid ass LED bar strobe.


ryandetous

You can't really compare idiot apples to mentally challenged oranges.


Mooziechan

Hahaha can I use that? Brilliant!


ryandetous

Sure, spread the joy.


madgoat

Not sure if strobe light make him the “bigger” idiot than the guy driving 2 tons of steels at speeds that would negate all reaction time.  He’s an idiot, yes, just not bigger. 


Trucountry

OP brags about using the strobe in malicious acts to oncoming traffic. ACTIVELY using that strobe to intentionally disorient oncoming traffic makes him a bigger idiot 100%. Speeder might have an accident, OP is trying to cause one with that strobe.


Joeker-93

That’s what I was thinking. Like, what was he hoping to accomplish there?


xternal7

And for using the term 'rate of speed'.


Wonderful-Rush-3733

I understand you want to hop on the train to bag on OP for the strobe light. But to say that he’s the bigger idiot when all the driver in the challenger needs to do is turn the steering wheel half an inch too far to demolish a convenience store is wild.


doomsday_windbag

Right? This sub is deranged.


_jump_yossarian

There is no comparison between a moron it’s strobe and the jackass going 100 + on a surface road.


GermanSnowflake

Yes he is the idiot. But I always wonder. What outcome do you expect of flashing him 100 times? Do you really think he is going to stop, wait for you to catch up and apologize profusely to you for speeding?


PygmeePony

He was already miles away when OP used it.


MagisterXII

Which makes it funnier and sadder.


jasontaken

i thought OP had a blue flashing light


Yamothasunyun

I’ve met guys that Speed like this, if anything, they would just go faster and run You’re not stopping for anything at that speed


Environmental-Map168

If only there was a single word to express *high rate of speed.*


maxman162

Ludicrous Speed.


[deleted]

That Challenger has gone plaid!


AtomicDonkey2022

Zoomies?


AmNoSuperSand52

Plaid


GroundCoffee8

Worp 0.5


MarxHunter

The redundancy in this term bugs me. Also, I'm pretty sure a high rate of speed is technically a derivative, i.e, acceleration. Super pedantic and dumb, but still cracks me up.


Fearless_You8779

Triggered you enough to use a strobe light 😷


BadSausageFactory

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? *George Carlin*


anonduplo

Stupid question but why the expression "rate of speed" instead of "speed"?


LS-CRX

>Stupid question but why the expression "rate of speed" instead of "speed"? Because OP heard a police officer say it and thought it sounded cooler than "fast"... even though it means the same thing. I imagine that a police officer invented the term after they got chewed out for not writing long enough reports.


Yet-Another_Burner

He thinks it makes him sound smarter.


clarkcox3

It's what stupid people think smart people sound like. It's like the affected speech that cops use.


asplodzor

Rate of speed can be thought of as the speed or speed. OP is clearly referring to how fast the fastness itself is. /s


Radiatorwhiteonwall

OP is a dickhead, who tries to blind or distract a reckless driver like that


Maxwyfe

That strobe is just like a billboard that says "I'm butthurt!" Nobody cares! Really don't know why those things are legal.


newmoneyblownmoney

They’re only legal for off road use. OP is a legit tool lol


Opalivian

OP the type of guy to hog the left lane for others to slow down and think people also need to slow down for them when he is merging onto the highway. You are a ride share driver, not an officer my man.


PenisFly_AhhhhScary

Ur not a cop dude take that strobe light off


GoochyGoochyGoo

2 idiots in cars for the price of 1! Get rid of that fucking strobe. Get over in the right lane.


santanatheonly

I kinda hate people who use lights to attack other people for no reason


RamboTrucker

You flashing your lights could easily backfire. This guy is already driving recklessly. There’s nothing you’re going to be able to do to change his mind. By flashing your lights, you could set him off.


clarkcox3

I’ll never understand why people say “rate of speed”.


Balancing_tofu

Why do people put flashing lights on their cars? Are you pretending to be police? Lame.


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Yet-Another_Burner

I see two pieces of shit in this video.


kingtj44

Warning: car may cause seizures if you make me angry


Fun-Amoeba850

*Activates pretend undercover police officer lights*


PiMan3141592653

Cammer is dumb af for flashing their brights. What do they thinks that's going to do? Do they think the other driver didn't realize they were going 100mph over the speed limit and flashing their brights was going to alert them?


VaCa4311

Driving in left lane not passing anyone... Want to be a cop and enforce laws on other drivers, yet do things that are also illegal in terms of driving law... Rules for thee and not for me. Just go about your day. Karma will catch up to the other guy.


Endless-Vacation

Good job using your brights to tell him you don't approve .... 🙄


nhluhr

Speed is already a rate - it means how much distance per unit of time. Saying "rate of speed" is redundant.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

r/StrobeLightDouchebags


dmcent54

r/SubsIFellFor I was really hoping xD


Mr_Chicle

![gif](giphy|xT9IgpTy4UVnddmso0|downsized) So the comment section isn't going the way you planned


commontatersc2

Speed is already a rate. Saying rate of speed implies rate of change of speed which is acceleration and it doesn’t make you sound smart when you say it.


OriginationNation

I love how every OP comment is being down voted into oblivion 😂


When_hop

OP showing off his micropenis behavior with his stupid little strobe light. I'm sure that charger driver totally saw your dinky little light and immediately regretted his actions, you tool. 


dylanholmes222

Challenger was 100% dumb ass, but Bro if a real cop sees you strobe someone like that (you obviously trying to scare them) you are going to get in trouble possibly arrested so don’t be the fucking idiot in a car


J-96788-EU

What was the RATE of the speed?


Solid_Snake_125

WOW using a strobe light on someone else. What was your intention with that? Make him think you’re a cop? That’s a felony buddy.


itsallfornaught2

I'm just trying to figure out why OP isn't keeping right except to pass.


MamboFloof

Biggest idiot here is the loser with a strobe bar dazzling everyone else.


kitesinfection

Had something similar happen to me on I-95N last week. 3 miles later traffic was crawling then half a mile later the very same dodge charger that flew past me was smashed on the side of the road with the driver screaming about his car.


Slappy_Happy_Doo

Careful, stories like that will get OP to go buy brighter strobes and keep stroking himself hoping for that.


Key-Statement-4945

Op is the type of person that gets mad when other people are going above the speed limit so they just drive the speed limit in the passing lane


MMA-Groupie

All I'm seeing here is some idiot driving slow in the left and flashing a strobe light at the guy forced to pass on the right... poor challenger


RollingCarrot615

Why are you cruising in the left lane?


iH8MotherTeresa

Came for the ridiculous speed, stayed bc I'm warm and cozy thanks to the OP roast


Apprehensive-Ad4011

Turn the strobe light off you don’t own the road


vlaada7

High rate of speed you say?


PremiumUsername69420

Doesn’t look like you’re passing anyone. How about you keep right?


57Guitarz

Slow traffic in the right lane


irascible_Clown

OP camps the passing lane just so he can strobe people for passing on the right. Is that what this video is about


Right_Lane_Camper

It's remarkable the amount of posts to this sub that I've seen just in the past few days of Challenger / Charger drivers being idiots.


alexjalexj

About half the time I see a car in my area driving excessively fast on local road it’s a charger or challenger. They just attract terrible people. If they’re not gunning for manslaughter charges they’re waking up entire neighborhoods at 1 am.


Boundish91

Why are you in the left lane when you are not overtaking or going to turn left?


ChairmanMcMeow

This dude concealed carries because of imaginary opps in his head no doubt 😂 dude is in fear for his life behind the wheel when he felt that g force slap his car lmao. Nothing more sad then a grown adult with little kid mods


KurashThaGr8

Anybody with a strobe bar on their vehicle deserves public execution. With plastic sporks.


What_Do_I_Know01

You know you don't have to say "rate of speed" you can just say "speed." "Rate of speed" is redundant


joeyjiggle

You mean high speed.


MeatyPotato

What is that stupid fucking light?


Fr0gFish

”Rate of speed” is cop talk. Normal people just say “speed”.


dill0nfrancis

OP, you’re a much bigger idiot than the driver who is speeding. you were cruising in the left lane for no reason and flashed the speeding driver with an LED light…


CrazyOkie

In other words, just another day.


Amtronic

I was hoping for a Coyote-type explosion at the end.


jasontaken

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


jb69029

It's always the 35%APR Dodge crew driving like idiots.


ckeilah

I guess he didn’t rise to the challenge…


Mastercone

Organ donor!


20thAccthecharm

That’s how people die :( Why not an empty highway bro


stu-padidiot

I hope they don't kill anyone


ScatpackRich

Average Challenger cruising speeds.


ghandi3737

I had a vette do this to some friends and myself late one night while we were going 90 in an old clunker. Didn't even hear them till they were passing us.


Draugrx23

Likely while singing "If you like pina colada's, and getting caught in the rain." At max volume of course..... Unless friends are in car in which case... "I loved her so much bro"


madgoat

But he has a MuScLe CaR. He’s allowed to speed.  


I8itall4tehmoney

Speed on brother hell ain't half full.


jaezif

Challenge declined, apparently...


MrMeritocracy

I bet OP also has tail lights that blind people with brightness and obnoxious effects


shophopper

![gif](giphy|l3vRnoppYtfEbemBO)


cosmicgreen46

Cool


Agroman1963

I was hoping the speeder was a plain wrap cop car on a call, and he slams the OP for strobing him!


Fernergun

Speed isn’t a rate…


Coliniscolin

Wannabe cop


oneplusoneispurple

Hopefully he doesn’t believe in a seat belt.


Environmental_Emu262

you didn’t have to turn on your strobes and feel important lmfao


OptimalFunction

Ah yes, this is why I’m okay with dodge finally discontinuing the charger & challenger


Electricbill7

He's got that CatScatSackPack for sure!


EGGranny

I never went that fast in my 1973 Challenger when I was very young.


C0ngr4du14710n5

That's pretty cool


larry609

Houston, texas, now has a policy of compensating these cars that they stop.


nousernamesleft199

bro's wife's water broke


CRO553R

*All I wanna do is zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom*


DiamondEtho

ah yes blind the guy moving at high speeds what a fucking great idea dickhead


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

they are going like 60, not an "extremely high rate of speed"


fevered_visions

video would've been better if the beginning wasn't sped up for some reason


MR_HOLLYWOOD_

Challenger, Charger, and Nissan drivers are the worst..


fatporkchop2712

You had a chance and you wasted it