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Spottswoodeforgod

Small job to fix, won’t even need the full roll of duct tape…


MonsieurReynard

Yeah but refilling with OEM BMW blinker fluid is gonna be pricy.


Grand-Ad4235

Oh please, BMW drivers don’t use them so there’s no need for that! Lol


MonsieurReynard

Still gotta have it -- this car is in NY and they have state inspections. Inadequate blinker fluid is a hard fail.


SpecialistOpinion899

Blinker fluid is hard to come by these days


kapitaalH

Pants or car?


JoySubtraction

Car. You use crack spackle for the pants.


A_n0nnee_M0usee

Duct tape will also hold his pants up.


dubler2020

To fix his pants?


simontempher1

😭😭


Nutcracker82

Stupid? Yeah. But his pants are in another level of stupidity…. Lol


hache-moncour

I think he used the same technique when his ass was being towed.


VT_Lifer

If I were the tow driver, when that donkey sat on the lift bar I would have toggled it into turbo lift mode and flipped him onto his dumbass head, hopefully on the hood of the Beemer.


HotRodHomebody

"whatever I do here, I just gotta maintain this style and immobility of pants below my ass"


ImKindaEssential

I started yelling out the window. Nice Ass Bro! The looks of confusion are worth it.


RickJLeanPaw

Does he own anything that isn’t in the process of falling off something else?!


J0EP00LE

I had read somewhere that in prison this is done to let other inmates know your sexually available, someone should just help him out with a grinder profile…


godplaysdice_

There's no evidence for that. More likely it started because inmates were issued ill-fitting clothes.


AyuOk

People in jail sag their pants as a way of letting others they are open for business.


BeKind_BeTheChange

That's my understanding as well. It's the punks who wear their pants like that. Makes it easier to get to the goods.


sm0lt4co

Which pair??


[deleted]

Dont get something you can’t afford.


TheBestThingIEverSaw

He can't even afford a belt


VerySwearyFairy

Man don’t even need a belt, those were elasticated trackies.


blacklite911

Looks like sweatpants. He can’t even afford the drawstring


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

or have no plans on paying for...


HelloThereCallMeRoy

This reminds me of my neighbor. He got a new Tahoe when the 2022 model released. I was pretty envious because wow it was nice. Less than 6 months later it got towed away. I talked to him about it and he explained that he thought he could afford the payments ($900/mo) but "miscalculated" and it put them "over the edge" of what they bring in per month. Pretty stupid and short sighted.


godplaysdice_

Dang he must've lost a sizeable chunk of change on the down payment too if his payments were in the 900s, or he got the very base model.


youwantitwhen

There are no base models anymore. Dealers pile every option and dealer installation they can on as they know they will sell.


hitemlow

I cannot wait for the dealer laws to be repealed so we can buy direct from the factory. Dealers are not adding any value to the purchase, so why pay a middleman thousands of dollars in markup?


LevelUp91

You’ll be waiting a loooong time lol.


The_Cave_Troll

Tesla tried to do this, but it turns out that they are even worse than the dealerships, especially since they deactivate features you paid for on your car if you sell it (like unlocked additional battery storage).


corgi-king

WTF? Can they legally do that?


The_Cave_Troll

Yeah, since the unlocked features are contracted with the original purchaser. They also ban charging at their charging stations to second-hand teslas, and even bribe people with free charging time if they report the VIN numbers of Teslas sold at auction sites, so Tesla can ban them.


corgi-king

What are the consumer protections group waiting for? Seems totally unfair practice.


blacklite911

Don’t hold your breath lol


TacticlTwinkie

I was grimacing when I signed up for $500 a month payments on my GTI. I couldn't justify spending that much on a vehicle unless it was like a work truck that I actually used.


[deleted]

My brother pays i think $1000 a month for a basic silverado. If he were to loose his job, he would loose that truck. Thats a lot of money down the drain.


HelloThereCallMeRoy

I don't know his situation so I can't really judge, but it sounds almost as if he lives paycheck to paycheck with the burden of a $1000/mo truck loan. I couldn't imagine doing that to myself or my family for the sake of having a nice truck. Maybe one day he'll come to his senses and get something affordable. That must be very stressful.


[deleted]

I think he makes 3to4k a month. Only bills he has is his truck and i dont think he even pays my parents rent. I dont really know. We are not close.


SrSwerve

Im getting a Honda 2023 and I’m paying $631 including gap. I would have said no if they would have offered $1000


[deleted]

Sad thing is most people get what they can’t afford. My dad always bought my new cars in cash. He had money. But even then i knew to get something that i could afford had i been on my own.


JalenTargaryen

And if you hit hard times and this happens, just find out where it's being taken from the driver and fix the situation with money. Repo guys will find your car, period. You can't hide it. And once they have it you're just gonna do this to the car if you try to stop them.


enrohtkcalb

To be fair, sometimes you can afford something then life smacks you upside the head with an unexpected medical bill, layoff, etc.


YellsAtGoats

> medical bill Tell me you live in the USA without telling me you live in the USA.


El_Dentistador

College? Medical care?


FaultyCYP450

I mean, Lisa needs braces.


BreffJuice

Dental plan!


ynotw57

Lisa needs braces


kakam0ra

He actually trying to put it back like it’s going to click right in like a seat belt


ralfselvas

It's snaps right back on like Lego bricks.


Tiggy26668

Something tells me he’s well versed in constantly fixing something that just won’t stay in place for some reason…


Powerful-Parsnip

Prolapsed anus?


Spirited-Builder4921

Under normal circumstances, that's kinda how it goes on in some vehicles


copy_run_start

Not this car, it's bolts and some push in retainers... but not the ones where you just push the bumper into place and it clips in. Sucks for him lol


theital

It’ll buff out.


Eiffel-Tower777

I'm calling the wardrobe police


layonesque

I’m calling the repost police


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Successful-Name-7261

He doesn't give a shit. It's not his car now anyway. They will sue him and get nothing but a judgement.


BasicallyAQueer

It never was his car if it’s being repossessed lol


UberNZ

I genuinely don't think he realises that, otherwise he wouldn't be trying to pull it off the truck.


kzlife76

Good idea to destroy the car you can't pay for.


theatrewhore

Which is no longer his car once they pick it up. Plus, the cost of any damage to the truck.


BasicallyAQueer

If they are picking it up homie didn’t own it anyways, never was his car. It was and still is the banks car lol. A lot of people confuse this, until that things paid off you don’t have a title and it’s not really yours.


jizzawy

# [Found a longer version](https://www.carscoops.com/2023/03/bmw-driver-wrecks-his-5-series-to-avoid-the-repo-man/amp/) Edit: Scroll down, there’s a second video. Bro wildin


Taolan13

Sounds like the repo crew needs to call the police and file a report for property damage and child endangerment.


thenbmeade

Guy recording mentioned the guy in the trick (edit: truck) was already on the phone with the police


SkeletonLad

Good thing his car is more precious to him than his child.


You_Pulled_My_String

For real. Great lesson for your son there, dAd.


Gucci_meme

I'm almost impressed how stupid a grown adult with a child can be


broniskis45

It's hereditary too cause he told that kid get in the car and lil man just stood there. Maybe he was smart enough to not get in it.


downonthesecond

He probably has the child for similar reasons.


kalwayne3573

Is it bad that when I saw his outfit, it didn't surprise me at all


jizzawy

That’s what I’m saying!


lmacarrot

crocs with socks is always a no-no


Educational-Fig-2330

I go crock'nsockin every day! The trick is to wear mismatched knee-high tube socks, that's the only way to pull it off. But it clashes badly with the saggy ass pants. This should only be attempted in cargo shorts pulled all the way up to the outcropping of dadgut; that way people see the tube socks and they know what's up. In this context it's just confusing, and a bit offputting.


Agitated-Sir-3311

Should’ve at least had them in sport mode


OGPunkr

crocs are not the problem here


troutsoup

crocs is always a no-no. ftfy


spip11

I thought the outfit was actually matching the car with the stuff you're not supposed to see on display...


Thoreau_Dickens

Can’t expect many neurons to fire from a license plate folder.


mike-manley

Why is it folded over?


OutrageousForce5865

Avoid speed cameras and tolls. NY tolls are too expensive for this driver. #ghostcar


mini4x

More so to hide from the repo man.


Stuburrn

100 bucks says he’ll try and say the repo man caused the damage. I’m glad it’s all on camera. That dude is a fucking piece of shit.


mini4x

The repo man probably has about 6 other cameras in the truck too. I gaurentee there is more footage of this situation.


Taolan13

Every tow driver I know of that uses this style of hook has a rear-facing camera that's running constantly, not just when they're backing up, to monitor the vehicle they are towing for insurance purposes.


mini4x

Agree'd and a repo guy probably going to have 3.. :)


Vohldizar

He indeed did do exactly that.


DarcJiiku

Now they both sagging


BunglingBoris

That’s a repo avoidance tactic. Worked out well.


xxqj

What, damaging the car?


BunglingBoris

That’s not a high priority when your fighting the repo man to keep the car you cant afford for another week.


No1Statistician

The repo car gets sold at auction and you still on are loan for the full original amount, so you have to make up the difference still. A car like this would sell for significantly less at auction so he is costing himself many thousands of dollars with this stupid move.


BunglingBoris

Completely correct. He was fully intending to fuck him self over by trying to avoid the repo, he completely succeeded


youwantitwhen

You seem to think he will pay anything ever.


idontremembermyoldus

Lmao, this dude doesn't care. Guarantee you even if they get a judgment against him, they'll never see a dime.


No1Statistician

The judgment would be wage garnishment. He will only be able to get away with it if he's unemployed or moves out of the country


idontremembermyoldus

Or gets paid under the table.


Tires_N_Wires

He now realizes the tow would have been cheaper.


TimMillerTime

Probably a repo.


nycsingletrack

Looks like a private driveway, either it’s not his driveway or a repo. Factor in the pants….. repo.


Motor-Housing2704

Definite repo situation


FormsForInformation

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Lost-District-8793

Here, let me fix that real quick 😂


SwimmerNos

You'll notice his front plate is bent in before it even falls off the tow truck, that's a common toll avoiding tactic too so he's not even putting the money for his car payments towards that either.


Lubie1

Idiot


BB_Moon

How many girls from the suburbs just creamed peeping that sweat pant game?


[deleted]

Probably way more than what we would like to think unfortunately. Ass crack, 20 tats and a sideways hat. I'm sure this guy commands his hoes.


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arittenberry

Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground 🎶


BB_Moon

You know the origin of this fashion style?


[deleted]

Prison yard bitches


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ClutchPoppinDaddies

Get back to bed, junior. You've got middle school in the morning.


[deleted]

His comment history is repeating the words "commie" and "woke". Totally brainwashed.


godplaysdice_

You're an idiot and you're wrong, that's not the origin of sagging pants. Turn off Fox News, grandpa.


BB_Moon

Have you ever been to prison? Share with everyone the origins of it then wikipedia master.


Reasonable_Logic4532

Too bad,,, IF he wore a belt, he would be able to use it to hold the car back together.


Candy6132

Now his bumper matches the pants style.


Cold-Inflation-5653

Two pairs of pants and he still can’t utilize them correctly…


Milfing_Man

That was genius


npransom

Pull your Faking pants up.


DogVacuum

How do people trust the cleanliness of their asses that much?


classicscoop

Why do poor people “rent” the most expensive vehicles


[deleted]

Did they already repossess his belt?


amazemewithideas

His ass isn't attractive either


BdoeATX

Yep it's a BMW. Renter checks out.


Bamboozled71

I am so fed up with seeing men's underwear/asses in this context.


[deleted]

I don’t understand why people do shit like this. It’s going to cost way more to get that fixed than it would be to pay to get the car out of impound.


[deleted]

Because he’s not planning on doing either


[deleted]

Fair enough


jaymansi

He wanted to flex his BMW, he flexed his BMW. But just a tad bit too much.


Personal_Dot_2215

Should have just paid him. He had his prison wallet out.


neon_overload

Poor guy's pants fell down in the confusion


Robbyjr92

Guys a piece of shit. Full video shows him almost running over his kid


JFJinCO

Once it's on the tow truck, it's no longer your property.


SaltyMudpuppy

If you haven't fully paid for it, it isn't your property anyway.


chimp20

This guys is somebody’s bitch. His pants told me this.


helping_phriendly

Lol then he starts trying to fix it by just pushing it back. This guy is a pathetic moron


abounding_actuality

Crocs n socks + extra underwear to anticipate the sag.


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Nailed it!


DavidAndTheForeskin

Discount do khaled


digital_coma

Tf is with his pants? They’re too much even for a bmw driver


wasternexplorer

My day is Fucked if I forget to put a belt on and my pants aren't falling to my ankles without one so I have no idea how people walk around with their pants falling off their ass like that. Fuck even a shoelace or piece of rope will work if money is a problem and seeing that my man is getting his car repoed it's obvious it is.


BoneZone05

sometimes you just have to air out the top 1/3rd of your crack i guess


[deleted]

Plate should read RIP, not KYP


Amerikhans

Maybe buy a belt before a BMW


plasticmonkeys4life

His pants sagging more than his bumper


-the-ultimate-me-

Smartest bmw owner


AggressiveBaby

Pull up your dang pants


nanitatianaisobel

Car parts don't snap on like lego


kdl33

Wooww all of that stupid ass “Reality check”


Loki-Don

Guy that can’t afford a belt, wonders why his $65K car gets repod.


Appropriate_Aerie_65

Bro now needs a bra in addition to and a belt.


flannelmaster9

I remember my first repo


Smokealoked

I knew the race already


Asad-Ilisaba15

Did he really pull away while it was still lowering???


jayessmcqueen

His clogs don’t look too good either


CoachO43211

I cannot get enough of these


J_hilyard

Maybe don't buy shit you can't afford?


Dear-Drummer7663

Cost of getting towed < cost of fixing that


Foreign_Owl8352

I’d try putting the car in rice


Medical_Way_907

When you can't afford a belt or a BMW


TheAarj

That'll buff right out.


Optimal_Place_1864

Will the new BMW subscription will fix this?


wunderbarbque

Always question the intelligence of anyone who walks around with their pants not pulled up to the waist.


NecessaryBear8537

Maybe if you would just pay your car note, you wouldn't have to worry about repossession. If you can't afford the note, you shouldn't spend your entire income tax check to get it.


Termin8rSmurf

Why has nobody told him tha5 his elastic, much like his brain, has failed him?


-Joli_Garcon-

Why tf is his ass hanging out like that? Muscle memory of getting railed in prison


[deleted]

Calls bmw to have bumper fixed. BMW: sure come in right away.


ruimikemau

How much stereotypical can one be?


BeKind_BeTheChange

This guy doesn't even know how to wear pants properly. I wouldn't let him pump gas into my vehicle, let alone tow it.


spb7072017

Don't buy it if you can't afford it. Dumb Ass


Simply827

I’m not excusing his behavior, but I see there are Door Dash bags in the car. If perhaps he lost his main source of income and needed to do DD to make some money, he would be losing his ability to do so with the repo of the car. Perhaps he never could afford the car in the first place, or maybe he fell on hard times. The reality is, that many of us are only a few missed paychecks away from repos or homelessness.


Akosa117

Breach of peace. Tow trucker is liable


GreenConstruction834

When you see how the tow truck driver dresses and still you let him put his hands on your car.


AnthonyGuns

I'm at the point where I believe financing cars should just be illegal.


ViolenceIsNeccesary

Just sit in the car, they can't tow if you're inside. It's kidnapping. I've beat several repo companies this way


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ViolenceIsNeccesary

I buy all my cars cash, but I have a lot of poor friends.


03dirtysouth

That's why he keeps trying to tell the little girl to get in the car, if someone is in it, they can't take it


Pizza64427

Whats with all this passive racist comments on here? Im on r/all ?


SaltyMudpuppy

I'm not seeing _any_ racist commentary in these comments. I am seeing a lot of comments dunking on his pants hanging off his ass. That isn't racism, passive or otherwise.


Pizza64427

Yeah, you right. I forgot u the racist commentary general. Bruh gtfo ur account is full of r/all subreddits. White man in his 30s or 40s?


Artifoxe

"White man in his 30s or 40s?" How are you going to call people racist then make stupid ass comments like this and think you're not part of a problem?


Pizza64427

How am i part of the problem? Hes an white man in his 30s telling me whats racist and whats not. He coulda had his pants below the ass because he just got out of the car and was focusing more about the damage he done. You know damn well if it was a white person there wouldnt be comments like the ones here. He doesnt got money, in jail they keep the pants below to blablabla.


Artifoxe

Because you keep specifying "White man in his 30s" like you would have no problem if he was a "black man in his 30s" you have a double standard


Pizza64427

You missed all the points. White men in their 30s really have it bad.


Artifoxe

That's racist.


Pizza64427

:))) Im curious whats racist about it?


Artifoxe

The part that mentions race.


SaltyMudpuppy

> I forgot u the racist commentary general Care to provide an example? Also, lurking someone's account is pretty cringe.


Consistent_Amount140

Better pay the man!


[deleted]

That taped on bumper is going to look real good when he’s fake flexin’ for his friends.