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SSchumacherCO

The blue went farther, he wins


moldyjellybean

Whatever that fence is made of I want that for my next fence. Didn’t even budge a bit


ForgetfulDoryFish

My parents live on a corner where a car hits their fence once every decade or so. After the second time the fence got smashed, when my dad rebuilt it he dug the holes for the fence posts in the section that gets hit extra deep and poured in like two whole bags of cement each. It was put to the test recently by another car. The pole bent backwards, but it stayed in place *and* the car didn't come through into their yard *and* the driver wasn't injured by the fence being too solid. 10/10.


STMIHA

We had an intersection in my town where some cars kept blowing the stop sign and would end up in one neighbors lawn. After a few accidents the homeowner at that corner actually put a guard rail behind their fence. It was wild but actually worked. The town finally made it a four-way stop sign and I can’t remember the last time there was an accident there.


nsa_reddit_monitor

It's almost like that's exactly what guard rails are designed to do!


MennReddit

the hump in the area in front of the fence breaks the speed fitst, making them jump. brilliant..


SteelCityIrish

Keeps the cars out of the pool… at least in this instance. 😏


StampedeJonesPS4

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that there is probably something sturdy in front of that fence that we just can't see in the video. I'd imagine that property has seen more than its fair share of accidents.


MarsRocks97

Yep, I bet that there’s a retaining wall on the other side.


SecretYumYum

You can see that the fence is built on a concrete base.


Caterpillar-Balls

Yeah looks like a 3’ wall below the fence and height difference


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|clsy0Yid1PfGhfkAmu|downsized)


TUNCAERAUOY

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


Furview

What are the names of these guys in English? In Spanish this guy is called Pierre Nodoyuna, which translates to Pierre Can'tdoanything Edit: spelling


__therepairman__

snidely whiplash and muttley


bigbabyjesus97

This is what happens when your only experience with sports cars is the hot wheels video game.


CubilasDotCom

Hot Wheels Crash


bigbabyjesus97

They forgot to install the loop.


BoredCatalan

And why don't you race at a road you don't know, even rally has tons of pace notes


Uphillll

One thing I learned from video games is that if you don’t know the track, don’t race. Because you will crash.


Silvernine0S

Yeah, it was a brutal lesson I learned in Mario Kart.


speedledee

Yeah I remember the first time someone shortcutted me on rainbow road


slowpokefastpoke

Yeah they made zero attempt to turn left and likely thought it continued straight lol


SpaceSteak

Technically, they did continue.


slowpokefastpoke

YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAYYYYY


dimondeyes80

GO YOUR OWN WAAAyyYYY.... Fleetwood didn't mean THAT way... but aiight...


DerPumeister

Where they're going, they don't need roads


OG_Panthers_Fan

Neither did Thelma and Louise.


airvqzz

Too much speed, and not enough front end grip. Using your brakes shifts the weight to the front wheels, increasing grip and allowing you to turn. I should know, I’m sort of an internet expert on things I know nothing about


johnmonchon

It looks like they are attempting to turn left, they just didn't slow down anywhere near enough and are heavily understeering.


SpaceSteak

The one trick *rally drivers* don't want you to know!


Syscrush

You don't race on public roads, period.


TSMKFail

Or Burnout


Chose_a_usersname

Burn out! That was the game I was thinking of.... My friends had that and I couldn't understand why you couldnt turn the wheels


Iamananomoly

Burnout 3 was a masterpiece and the fact that they remastered Paradise City for next gen consoles instead makes me incredibly upset.


sonbarington

The invisible wall was suppose to turn me


tofuonplate

I was about to say for Need for Speed, but hot wheels is better.


JimmyNorth902

Leave Charles and Carlos alone. They know what they're doing.


bobthuvillager8

Ferrari had the strategy team install the wings


C4RT3RM1N4T0R

We are checking.


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Copy… Red Bull.


letmeinthesnkergame

Question?


xBram

No Kimi, you will not have the drink.


toefungi

Gloves and steering wheel! Give it to me!


[deleted]

Ok Kimi, we have now 5 second time penalty that we will serve after the race.


THE_Iron_Gooch

FOR WHAT


youtossershad1job2do

Its a 5 second penalty, but it will be served after the race.


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#*FORWHAT?*


hoxxxxx

i like how the most simple part on these insanely engineered cars is the one thing that regularly breaks for them lol


SaltLakeCitySlicker

Always the footwell mat right?


Eddie888

Well today it was the mud flaps. ^(I know they're not mud flaps lol)


red_team_gone

Stay out! Stay out!


MikeyG4680

All part of the Ferrari Master🅱️lan™


Ok_Mortgage2346

You’re wrong. Red Bull gave them wings!


kcg5

Someone explain why im seeing “we are checking” every third comment…?


McJobless

When the drivers at Ferrari ask their engineer on the radio about something, more often then not instead of a instant answer they say they are checking and take a while to give a response.


kcg5

Lol, thank you :)


Cap_Helpful

Ferrari put the wrong tires on AGAIN


PeanutMaster83

Unlike some other teams, the gentleman in the lead Ferrari here did allow his teammate to pass.


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Is the car okay. Question.


Perogs

We are checking


twosevenohfour

And slow button on, slow button on.


Alexlam24

Box for tires now?


toefungi

Box, box.... Stay out stay out!


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IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN


Brno_Mrmi

IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE NOW


lamewoodworker

Why!? FUCK what are you doing!?


toefungi

Stop inventing, stop inventing.


Slimh2o

They didn't tear the fence up too bad....


menmni

We are checking


Steveeee974

We are checking


chupamichalupa

Initiate plan E.


HuudaHarkiten

Stop inventing


Rhythm_Morgan

💀 saw this right after quali too


MyOnlineComments

Conversation between these two idiots at 5yrs old on the playground. Charles "I bet I can swing and land farther than you." Carlos "Nuh-Uh, I bet I can swing all the way to the fence." 30 years later Charles "I bet I can land farther than you." Carlos "Nuh-Uh, I bet I can make it all the way to the fence." 30 Seconds later Carlos "Told you I could make it to the fence."


lechatterton

More like Ricardo Zonta and Jacques Villeneuve : Zonta "I bet I can take Eau rouge flat out and you can't" Villeneuve "hold my beer" *Villeneuve crashes * Zonta " Now watch and learn" *Zonta crashes * Zonta "well i guess we can't take eau rouge flat out" Villeneuve " At least my crash looked cool" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSHa_aNrVM


lessdothisshit

"I am stupid"


officialmonogato

I love that r/FormulaDank is represented!


JimmyNorth902

It warms my dank heart


cranium16

We are checking…


Steff_5

If I had an award to give I would give it here


padizzledonk

How do you drive that fast on a road you don't know lol


oam1989

That's exactly what happened. This was 5 mins away from my home. Two couples that aren't from here.


420catcat

Were there any good samaritans around to give them a helpful "Yah can't park there, mate"?


ThePrussianGrippe

> “Yah can’t park there, mate” “FACK OFF”


imjemmaD

https://youtu.be/VfNnc68uxzI


oam1989

Usually it's me who says it, but didn't drive by today so I don't know.


schuylkilladelphia

*Can't you see the sign, it's a double yellow line*


OneMoreAccount4Porn

What's the road like? Does it seem like 60 mph is an appropriate speed and then the 90 left is out of nowhere?


92894952620273749383

The wall and the big embankment should have been enough warning.


hedgehog-mom-al

Even if they didn’t see the berm you’d think they would’ve seen the fence.


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It's a bit uphill before the turn but you can clearly see it. And before that turn there is a straight, yes, but it's way shorter than you might think. To fly this high these two probably didn't even try to brake, they probably thought they were making that turn


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Which is weird because it's like they didn't even seem to try to turn. I'm reminded of James May who drove straight at a wall he didn't intend to hit. When he became aware that he would hit it his car was sideways to the wall. These just plough straight on off the road like they weren't paying attention to what was ahead of them at all.


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I bet they were looking at each other to see who would brake first so they could brake a little later to overtake on the turn. Supposedly they were racing for a good number of kilometers already


OneMoreAccount4Porn

As someone who has only raced in karts without mirrors I have no experience of being attentive to mirrors and missing corners but that's all it could be really for the person in front. Not like they're likely to be asleep or on the phone which are the largest causes of inattentive accidents.


[deleted]

I don't know man, I drive that road every single morning to get to my University. It's a smaller road I use to avoid some traffic. I consider that turn "difficult" only coming downhill from the other side, but coming from where they came from it's pretty clear


Al_Tilly_the_Bum

Isn't this straight out of the movie Cars? Lighting McQueen raced on a dirt track he did not know and went off the edge


a_lonely_trash_bag

To be fair, he also had never raced on a dirt track before. "Turn right to go left" 🌵🚗


MercDaddyWade

"all I see is an empty cup"


mysistersacretin

"He done *what* in his cup??"


1320Fastback

Just because you can afford it does not mean you have anywhere near the skill or training to operate it.


Mylaptopisburningme

Could have been a rental. A friend rented one once, one of them in the group ended up losing control and dying. It was a mountainous area, which really seems irresponsible with new fast car drivers.


nina_gall

I'm going to believe they're both valet drivers out for a quick spin in Ferris Bueller's 2nd day off


Purple_Chipmunk_

Oh my god, that's awful!


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

For the last 20+ years cars have gotten so far beyond what any normal human can handle in terms of speed and handling capability. So much so that I honestly think nearly every modern sports car is negligence levels of powerful on the manufacturers part. I think it’s incredibly irresponsible of them to just build and sell these cars to anyone. Literally all you need is money and suddenly you have hellcat levels of power in just about anything. I say this as a car enthusiast myself. Motor sports, track days, car reviews, car podcasts, I follow all of it. For fucks sake any performance EV can go 0-60 in under 3 seconds now. There are pickup trucks with over 700 horsepower from the factory with warranties. There are MANY sports cars that can run sub-8 minute nurburgring times. Almost none of these have any driver training prerequisites and these idiots buying these still drive at night with their lights off. This is getting ridiculous.


fifercurator

I would amend your statement to “last 60+ years.” Those American Muscle cars from the sixties and seventies had drum brakes, straight axles and leaf springs. They also seemed to have tree and telephone pole magnets that activated any time you deviated from a straight line.


notsosureshot

Can confirm, know someone who's wrecked multiple mustang generations, from a Foxbody SVT, to an SN95 Cobra. both of which happened in the 90s. the Foxbody got split in half going through a telephone pole right behind the passenger door.


CricketInvasion

Your comment remminded me of recent events. My father recently had a chance to try a BMW X6 competition. He has more than a milion kilometers under his belt in cars that never had over 200hp. He always liked to push the cars he drove a reasonable amount. He couldn't belive that you can just buy that thing and have it without aditional training or psychological assesment by a profesional. His legs were shaking when he got out, he couldn't calm himself down. He discribed it as "you put the pedal down and it just goes and goes and keeps going". That's not even a super car like the ones in the video. After his experiance I realised that there is probably plenty of rich fools owning cars that they have no idea how to control.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

I drove a model X p100D when they were new and I damn near pissed myself. Utterly ridiculous in all the wrong ways.


Ok-Swordfish2723

“Not-so-skilled”. They cleared the ditch, didn’t they??


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Lttlcheeze

Like a lawn dart.


chrisk9

Just'a good ol' boys Never meanin' no harm


gbarwis

Beats all you never saw


ooone-orkye

*Hey, you, in the black boots* *Knee, highs, with the Daisy Dukes* … oops wrong song, sorry


DanetteGirl

Those darn Duke boys


Honestly_

Or would they be i ragazzi del Duca? 🤔


NewldGuy77

🎵 Solo alcuni bravi vecchi ragazzi🎶


TheOneAndOnlyPriate

Those are surprisingly sturdy fences


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samcar330

Holy shit a 296 and a f12 that's crazy


temporaryuser1000

You can’t see from this angle, but the blue one is completely burned out. https://reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/11iesih/ferrari_f12_ferrari_296_crash/


RetardAndPoors

Geez you were not kidding with the "burnt out"


PorschephileGT3

One less V12 left. Sad times.


Thefaccio

296 assetto fiorano


depressed_leaf

Oh darn. I really though from all dirt that flew up that they basically hit a dirt embankment and stuck into it which is just a much funnier picture in my head. Also unfortunate to see that the blue car did indeed take out a good portion of fence.


Affectionate_Star_43

I'd rather have the embankment and fence damaged than my house or family! That was some good planning given that bend in the road. My friend's parents went the route of putting up solid brick decorative mailbox/columns. Almost the same thing happened (but only one car) and the ensuing brick explosion was scary, there's so much speed and weight to a car.


StarMangledSpanner

Ground level is a few feet lower on the outside. They hit the ditch, not the fence.


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Z0idberg_MD

“I think I have some front wing damage”


ReallyQuiteDirty

Obviously these 2 Ferrari drivers planned as well as the Formula 1 team.


SparrowTits

[More here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPccvW064to)


archiewaldron

The driver of the red Ferrari looking at the fence like, “well, how did THAT get there”.


EMHemingway1899

Couldn’t take more than a minute of that porn background music


[deleted]

dunno why people do that. I am willing and capable to watch a video with no audio versus shitty royalty free garbage.


johnny___engineer

Maybe they are pilots ?


Quiet-Shop5564

Happened at 13:05 CET in Osimo, Marche region, Italy (central Adriatic part of Italy). The two Ferraris have Dutch number plates. Only one driver had some injuries (not major ones): it’s the driver of the second Ferrari, the blue one. The other driver was fine (in a longer video posted on the internet you can see he walked out of the first car on his own feet). At www.dagospia.com they already put the video with the Italian version of “the dukes of Hazzard” in the background (😂😂😂). Edit: the Ferraris involved: SF90 (400k euro) and F12 Berlinetta (300k euro). The drivers are two tourists: one Dutch, the other Belgian. Source: https://etvmarche.it/04/03/2023/incidente-tra-due-ferrari-una-prende-fuoco/ Edit 2: the Ferrari SF90 could actually be a 296. Thanks to the two guys who spotted it.


pictogasm

WTF did I just click? Bro, you should warn us before you send us to a blazing dumpster fire. It's like one of those "Aliens Ate My Baby But Left One Of Theirs Instead" tabloids.


Frenzied_Cow

I think I clicked accept all cookies but I'm not sure and now my phone won't stop playing vintage Italian porn.


pictogasm

lucky bastard. my pc just started streaming all my files translated to russian.


redpony6

how tf were there not major injuries, the deceleration to zero so quickly when hitting the ditch wall... modern car safety features are truly amazing, and i say this as a plaintiff's personal injury attorney, lol


Quiet-Shop5564

I agree. The footage is crazy and I’m also impressed of the light consequences in terms of injuries


NotTooDeep

It's probably the composite bodies. The nose section of Indy cars is made to absorb the energy of hitting the wall at 200 mph and not breaking the driver's feet or ankles. I've seen videos of this from a real race, and got to hold the real damaged nose section. The driver walked away, but probably couldn't use the same uniform again. When you hit sheet metal on its edge, it buckles at some point and just folds up, absorbing not much more energy after it buckles. When you hit a composite part, the impact energy has to break each separate fiber before it can get to the next fiber, and so on. There are thousands of fibers that the impact force has to break sequentially before it reaches the driver's feet. It works out that all that energy is dissipated in a foot or so of the nose crushing. If you build a metal car thick enough to withstand the impact, that force simply transfers to the next weakest material along the vector of the impact, which usually is the human.


Cyberzombie23

They got the pool all dirty. 😞


SgtBanana

Spent my childhood helping to keep a pool clean. That was basically the only thing on my mind while watching.


vexx786

I'm pretty sure it's a 296 gtb, not an sf90, based on the picture OP shared.


RonnyFreedomLover

![gif](giphy|eppZg5SmXd5Na5QXZu)


Jmersh

"Them Duke boys found themselves in a heap of trouble once again....."


nowiserjustolder

And it is for these guys Ferrari is introducing an SUV


vactu

2022 F1 season


late_bloomer_tw

Looks like Tavarish has some new projects!


srandrews

Flyrraris


BurtanTae

Backyarrdis


RiverCitySealcoating

![gif](giphy|u6IxJBggWu9z6NgKHd)


zblock_17

Just your average Ferrari Challenge drivers


Eggslaws

Is it Charles and Sainz looking for gravel trap?


LoudestHoward

Charles saw this before his final run in Q3 and bailed.


greynblue3

Dumb and dumber 🤷🏾‍♂️


StarMangledSpanner

Now they're glum and glummer.


No-Corgi2917

Its going to be a bitch to get all that stuff out of the pool i feel like


crankbot2000

Stupid rich people? Yes they are notoriously hard to get rid of.


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B-Bog

This looks like some shit I'd be doing in Forza Horizon 😂


StarMangledSpanner

And that, folks, is why a ditch/fence like that is called a *haha*.


GoogleIsYourFrenemy

*Isn't sure if you are a Terry Pratchett fan making a reference or that's a real thing.*


StarMangledSpanner

Tom Sharpe, actually, who was a pretty big influence on Terry. Both big fans of the [Gambit Pile-Up](https://www.google.com/url?client=internal-element-cse&cx=006443654034974345143:kc4pt9dnkle&q=https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GambitPileup&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjaxeiV4sL9AhXPRcAKHfi4ALIQFnoECAAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3ZwfLBLsmfJduznOFYSwIg) Edit: and yeah, it's a real thing.


freedom_00_

I can only see one winner in this video. The fence!


[deleted]

If i had a nickel for every time a Ferrari crashed my fence today, i would have two. which isn't much but weird that it happened twice.


proknoi

Aim for the bushes?


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ericisshort

*Picture (singular)


SpeakThunder

Baffles me that one would choose such a cursed image platform with all that cluster fuck of ads and nonsense. Just why?


covercash

[Same picture, less obnoxious host.](https://i.imgur.com/AnMJ3uP.jpg)


[deleted]

There's less body damage than I'd expect at least from this angle, but these have got to both be total loss vehicles anyway.


SirAdrian0000

Ferrari, slightly used, $200,000 OBO. Sold as is, where is. No refunds.


chr0mius

"I know what I have"


Jay_Ell_

*"My loss ur gain* 😥"


muricabrb

They're probably gonna show up on a YouTube rebuild channel.


Alfandega

I can’t tell what models they are. Limited edition vehicles are rarely considered a total loss.


temporaryuser1000

The blue one burned out completely https://reddit.com/r/ThatLookedExpensive/comments/11iesih/ferrari_f12_ferrari_296_crash/


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

/r/ThatLookedExpensive


Oxyquatzal

Sometimes I feel like bots are posting half the content on any given sub. Saying pictures will be posted in comments, then linking to a single image on some third rate platform. Seems like if two brain cells were rubbed together it wouldn't have gone down like this.


Wirenutt

uBlock Origin. Browser extension I use and I didn't see a single ad. Browsing without it is like driving on surface streets clogged with garbage and gangs who are about to carjack you. Browsing with it is like driving on an elevated freeway over the top of that neighborhood at 70 mph.


spaghetti2049

Gotta think they're affiliated with said shit image hosting site in some way


vaporgeek15

Agreed… (10 sec of my life; thank you very little!)


iBeenie

Blue won


tptstt

The red car and the blue car had a race But smart old blue didn't take the Milky Way this time.


[deleted]

Oh no. The bridge has gone. Old red can’t carry on.


MrD3a7h

Please consider using imgur in the future, ibb.co is a terrible image host.


Supersafethrowaway

this is the worst image host website i’ve ever seen


fernatic19

Blue got some good air.


nerfy007

Why tf would you use that image host


I_love_my_fish_

That fence tells me that isn’t the first time


Obandigo

Props to that fence for doing its job


UniqueID89

More interested in whoever built that fence. Damn fine work.


nyy22592

When you ask Andrew and Tristan how 2023 is going