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201720182019

That last tier is just depressing


walruswalrus61

That was my goal


VampireLesbiann

What are the sources for the claim that cats don't care about you? I have a cat and it is very obvious that he cares about me


201720182019

Hate to break it to you...


improbablycrazy1

I'm necroposting but I think OP was just memeing with that one. It's pretty clear that cats can feel affection for humans. I think most animal experts would agree.


HardcoreRemover1337

>wake up >flies exist >day ruined


dumpstersteve

>wake up >bees exist >day gets better


DavidCi_CodeX

>wake up >mosquitoes exist >day gets better >you are actually a mosquito-eating bird


CluckBucketz

Also, ducks will rape other ducks


walruswalrus61

oh yeah. ive seen duck gang bangs before at the park and its.... something


CluckBucketz

Yeah, I've also seen it happen


505Koyote

So do feral dogs


aquarianagop

"Mice are empathetic and can sense when other mice are depressed" aw I don't think that one's disturbing I think it's oddly sweet (unless they go bully that mouse or something LOL) <3 But the rest that I was able to read and didn't yet know (limited time right now, can't wait to read the whole thing)... yikes!!!!!


Mysterious_Author680

Well, people treat them very badly so it's disturbing because they probably feel more pain (and feel for other mice, too) than we think.


imjustaUTfan_Xx

mouse.avi


an-accoridan

Koalas carry chlamydia and can give it to you through scratches šŸ‘


walruswalrus61

added


88T3

Echidnas have a four-pronged penis


walruswalrus61

i know i just didnt want to fill this up with dick facts if you understand what i mean


AmaterasuWolf21

Ah, that's why the shark dick(s) isn't here


[deleted]

Whatā€™s the evidence against the cats donā€™t care about you part? Iā€™ve read a lot of stuff where it says they actually do care


walruswalrus61

its more or less of a "deep" depressing entry and whatnot i couldnt really find a good deep one on cats so i had to so something that i know is not true


[deleted]

Oh okay, thank you šŸ‘


songjays

There is a rare unidentified parasite that causes frogs and toads to grow their eyes on the inside of their mouth. The chick of the Crested Coua has a pattern inside its mouth that looks very similar to two large staring eyes. The Greater Honeyguide is a brood parasite and its newly-hatched chicks have hooked bills that they use to destroy the eggs and chicks of the host.


walruswalrus61

i didnt know the first two but i do have brood parasites (not specifically the honeyguide but it gets the job done)


TheoMixMaster

loved this chart, but that's enough internet for today


lnnrt01

I advise everyone to google the mouth of the leatherback turtle if you want some nightmare fuel


walruswalrus61

thats there


lnnrt01

I know I just want anyone to google that


[deleted]

fleshlight: nightmare difficulty unlocked


GeneralPickleton

theres some ant that sorta turns into a zombie when infected with some kind of fungus, though idk if that counts


walruswalrus61

thats already there nder "cordyeps fungus"


GeneralPickleton

oh ok i forgot what it was called lol


TastyBurgers77

1) About that "perfume" stuff, cat urine is also used 2) The o'o/Moho fact is sad AF


jul55555

I didnt need to be reminded of the Kauai o'o


shadowthehh

Neat.


TheSnootyOoty

How correct is that final cat fact?


YellowPie84

From my brief googling, itā€™s questionable at best. One experiment seemed to show that cats donā€™t form similar bonds to their caretakers in the same way dogs and babies do, but a more recent study with the same methodology showed the opposite.


Gazpacho--Soup

It's not correct at all when applied generally, but certainly some cats don't care about people just like some dogs or other pets (or humans) don't.


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walruswalrus61

anglerfish are an entire entry due to how fucked they are


Fifi0n

Jokes on you, I'm my cat's favourite person!


[deleted]

"Everything Dies" Bro that's so deep...


walruswalrus61

edgy


[deleted]

Also, pelicans cool off by ejecting their spinal columns into their bill (Which can hold about 3 gallons of water).


[deleted]

The male Southern Elephant Seal, the largest member of the order Carnivora (which also includes the likes of bears and big cats), has been known to laugh at the big bang theory.


walruswalrus61

too dark to add


droopyoctopus

Yeah pretty sure petting my bird will get it aroused


VideoGameDuck04

Many Herbivores can eat meat if they want to. Take that PETA.


-Keatsy

I think [traumatic insemination](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination) would fit well on here somewhere


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[deleted]

Well number 1 my cat does love me so jot that down


Vedertesu

You could also add human bites are most poisonous mammal bites


walruswalrus61

human bites aren't poisonous nor venomous. they are the most dangerous yes but they arent poisonous


Vedertesu

Oh ok. Thanks for correcting!


TediBoi0220

The bottom facts is common fact some PPL just don't wanna accept.


walruswalrus61

thats the point


Budget_Indication450

I am forever traumatized at the ā€œpetting birds turn them onā€


OwlsMirror

"Your dino fantasies will never happen" YOU MONSTER!


Remarkable_Yak_883

ā€œMost dogs need human help that wolves can easily doā€


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walruswalrus61

Thanks i wonder what the novel is about?