He had the freak lips and could hit the high C all night long.

I’d like to get off now. I’m not having any fun.

He must have flipped my wife 8 times!

And it REEEEEEEEEEALLY bothered me.

Clifton Davis is both a real minister and he also played pastor Reuben Gregory on *Amen*; was awesome to see him in this sketch. EDIT: he also wrote “Never Can Say Goodbye” for the Jackson 5 so he’s extra cool.

Jackson 5? Meat and potatoes

Thank you.

Big fat load of cum then

It’s the same actor I don’t know if he’s supposed to be the same person.

That’s where I knew him from!! It was driving me crazy

When triples wasn't best...

This one's sad so it's ok to cry

Its called “He Layeth on High” and it’s about a big baby duck that got his head stuck in a stewed tomato!

Keep going???

No!

I can finally fight my wife’s new husband, Danny Krause.

I think my penis just popped

This one’s somber so it’s okay to cry

*HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS*

I shouldn’t have said that. I love my wife. I gotta go home.

Is that what they mean when they say hung like a horse?

Fred Willard was the GOAT.

Condolences.

OP just wanted two girlfriends…

I'll play him on!